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I have $10
How can I painlessly and smoothly kill myself with 100% accuracy for $10
No need to talk me out of it
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inject bleach into the carotid artery
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Jump of a sky scraper , it's free
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>>17221096
Does not sound painless.
>>17221104
Those 4 seconds of regret are too much.
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Hey, femanon here
So my boyfriend says he has some sort of fetish, but I don't know what to call it. It's similar to the cuckold fetish I'd say, except it's not. He wants to see me get it on with another girl, except I'm straight. Now, I have no problem with that. We met up with the girl yesterday and we started making out. Again, I'm not aroused or attracted to women but I do it for my boyfriend because he really likes it. Then we went down on each other and she made me cum way faster than my boyfriend ever has. Again, not because I was attracted to her. Getting eaten out just feels good, regardless of who it is.
Now he's feeling really insecure because he thinks that I enjoyed a girl more than him. I've already assured him that it wasn't the case, and I just tried to make him happy. But he doesn't seem to understand. What do I do?
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Well he's the one who made you make out with another girl. You did it for him.
He made his own bed, now he has to sleep in it.
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I mean he should figure this out himself.
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>>17220888
make him get a blowjob from a gay guy, so he'll notice that oralsex from your own gender is always better
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Don't know what I'm doing 2016-06-05 00:27:13 Post No.17220770
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Don't know what I'm doing
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Sup /adv/, at a tipping point and I don't know what to do.
Basically I'm 22, only had a couple of ONS that didn't really go well and they were like 2 years ago. Basically due to a combo of my own insecurities and self confidence I'm gash with women. This has lead me to just watch more and more porn. Now eventually I've watched a lot of really self degrading stuff like femdom etc and I've ended up making a profile on a swinging site.
Now I dunno what it is, but I don't mind cross dressers/t-girls etc and long story short I've been messaging a CD and have swapped pics, including my cock. Now post fap etc I don't know where I stand. I mean, I'm straight etc but I enjoyed the fap, think so because this was the first time in a long time someone's taken an interest. Now I'm confused as to what I am and if I want to go through and meet etc. I have a fantasy of being topped but at the same time I don't think I could go through with it. Thanks for reading the blog post and any thoughts would be helpful
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You won't know until you've tried it?
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>>17220770
You will feel disgusted after cumming because this is just a symptom of increased tolerance to vanilla porn.
Do it if you're adult enough to not be ashamed by being something other than heterosexual. If you are immature, which you honestly come off as, then avoid it as it will probably haunt you forever.
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I dont really got the problem here,someone please send help.
-Pic not related
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My sister has a new bf, who is very private, doesn't go to our family events and doesn't seem to want to be involved in the rest of me and my sisters famlies or friends lives. He has a decal like this on the back of his car I noticed yesterday when I saw him leaving the grocery store when I was going in
What does these symbol mean? My friend said two guns crossing is a drug trafficker symbol
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Yes because obviously someone who traffics drugs for a living is going to advertise that.
You're both idiots and he probably just likes the decal/guns.
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/thread
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>>17220572
He's obviously a pirate.
I've failed over a semester's worth of college classes in total and just got done with my dad yelling at me about if I even capable of feeling embarassed or caring that I've fucked up this much, or if I'm just that dumb. I just wanted to say that he should give up and Im not worth the effort. I dont have any aspirations and just want to lie down and die at this point. How do I even fix myself?
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>>17220421
You sound depressed and burned out. Maybe take a year off to work on yourself and reevaluate what you want in life?
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>>17220421
Why did you fail at so many classes?
Studying more and better is probably a good start.
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>>17220426
I already tried to take time off to just work and think about things, my parents completely refused to let me take a break. I'm almost supposed to be finished with college too. Its not happening.
>>17220436
I cant focus on anything in a class. Even if I take notes I still cant focus and sometimes sleep without even realizing it. For my math classes I even went and did all of my work with tutors there to explain everything since I wont understand it in class, and I'll still fuck it up five minutes later. I've always been really bad in school so failing assignments doesnt surprise me. On tests I blank out completely
I'm just stupid.
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I came to conclusion that I don't know if I'll ever have a gf. It's not because I'd be depreciating myself or blaming my social anxiety or the fact that I'm probably below average looking. It's that that I can't express my feelings to someone or make the first move when I really like someone. I never knew how to do that, maybe it's because I never seen my dad to say anything romantic to my mother therefore I think of it as something unnatural...but that's probably shit.
I met the best girl I could ever meet about four months ago. I can see that she really likes me, we are together everytime we can when we are at dorm during the week. Over the time I feel like I'm starting to fall in love with her, which I really didn't intend to do when I became friends with her. What makes everything even harder is that when she went out for the first time together, she told me that she had a relationship with a girl of two years. I didn't really give a fuck about it at that times, but it bugs me more and more everyday. We are both twenty and I don't know much about sexuality. I guess she could be bi, but when I try something or express my feelings towards her, she will probably crawl into a shell and will stop talking to me over the time.
I'm not getting much signals but she just texted while being drunk, nothing romantic, just a cute text, but I know that when I'm drunk I tend to text people I think about a lot and she's got basically the same personality as me...
I don't know, if I'll just let this pass I'm gonna miss the best girl I could ever be with. Seriously, I've never been with a person I understood more with in my life, it's like I finally found my true soulmate. It may sound like naive stupid shit, but I don't talk to much people for longer time because I just can't do it, I never had friends because of this but with her it's completely different.
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k.
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You're not asking for advice, so here's some encouragement: Go for it! Ask her out on a date, that should get you started.
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>>17220420
Stop assuming you know what someone else is thinking or how they are going to react. Pursue what you want instead of doing nothing because of a shitty defeatist attitude.
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Before you post a question, check here to see if it's already been answered
Keep your questions short for more answers.
And please no derailing arguments.
FAQ:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
>Is my body part big/small enough?
>Am I short/tall enough?
>Would you date a virgin?
><random insecurity>
Some do, some don't. Preferences differ, but complexes are always a turn-off.
>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Get over it by practicing and exposing yourself to it, little by little, step by step. There is no single magical moment that will instantly change you forever. It takes hard work, time, and effort.
>I like someone. What do I do?
Ask them out.
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out. This is something that cannot be explained. You either have learned to intuit this or you have not. If you have not, the only way to learn is experience--there are no shortcuts. So it comes back to: Just ask them out.
>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online. Don't complain that this isn't helpful; stupid questions deserve answers like this.
>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. Stop overthinking it.
Alternative answer: we don't fucking know.
>XYZ happened. Interpret this for me please
We're not in their head, we don't fucking know. No amount of your walls of text will fix that.
>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing
>Someone has made it abundantly clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No
>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>
>Brandon, that one guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships and fart guy
Fuck off
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Dude here
How to make sex exciting when she doesnt wanna give or even receive oral
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>>17220260
Do things other than oral? If oral is the epitome of exciting for you, then you're pretty vanilla
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Chicks who enjoy drugs:
Would you date a sober guy?
Not a controlling dude, more like someone who doesn't mind that you do and your friends do it, but he doesn't want to partake in it either.
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Seriously, what is the point of recreational sex? It's not even remotely as enjoyable as fapping. It's literally impossible for another person to ever be able to pleasure you as well as your own hand. Why does anybody waste their time, energy, and money on women when fapping is completely free and so much better?
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>>17220037
>yes goy, keep fapping. Never breed. Never continue the white race. Give up on women.
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>>17220041
Who says I'm white, pigskin?
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>>17220049
>damage control, the goys are on to us
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My girlfriend is really good friends with her ex boyfriend and they just spent the entire day together going to some event. I trust her but the pride side of me is making me think the worst. How do I bring up that I wasn't really comfortable because I'm afraid he's going to try and make moves on her without sounding like an asshole.
inb4 she's cheating on me.
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Has he tried making moves on her after they broke up? I would be uncomfortable only if he's done it before otherwise just trust her
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>>17217011
he professed he wanted to get back together with her like a week before we got together, but she shot him down. They dated for a couple of years.
Like i said i trust her, but I don't trust him to not try anything and we never really talked about the prospect of him making moves before she and him left. I don't want to be that guy that flips a shit every time she hangs out with him, but it still bothers me.
Idk am i being selfish? It'd be nice if she acknowledged that it was cool that I don't flip when they hang out but she hasn't. Should i just drop it and not bring it up to her? Will it make me look like an asshole if I do?
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c'mon /adv/. I don't really have anyone to talk about this to.
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Be me, 30, relatively good shape, have girlfriend. No longer have to work because retired.
Now what do I do with myself? I don't have to work anymore, but I'm not really talented at anything. Tried music but I'm not really cut out for it I think. What do I do with myself?
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How comfortably retired are you?
You might find something you enjoy and start a side business in the field, for fun as much as anything. I have a lot of car guy friends who are filthy rich but run auto shops because they enjoy doing it.
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How did you make enough money to retire?
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>>17216797
you dont have to be good at a hobby. and no one ever is at first.
when i first started filmmaking it was really fucking bad. now its just marginally 'okay'.
but i enjoy it so why not.
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So how/why did the last thread >>17194724 get archived early? Anyway, I'll start, again.
D,
That's the first time i've ever asked someone how their day's been.
First time i've actually wanted to know.
You're pretty goddamn special.
M.
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M,
Just please reply. I don't care what the answer is at this point. I just want a Yes or No. Not any of this unresponsive shit.
Obviously you like me as a friend at minimum. So, why can't you reply like you always have. I don't know if you see me as more, I doubt that you do, but I can still see the possibility of that being the case.
You know I have feelings for you, I did not bother to hide them. I straight up asked you out already, and said that it was supposed to be just us.
I would look forward to the classes that we had together, and to each time we spoke. That gave me something to work for. You were the motivation for me. Even if you didn't get me out of my depression, you prevented me from slipping back in.
D.
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>>17200557
>>17200561
Nice symmetry here.
I wish we were the same D and M.
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>>17200601
I wish.
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Help /adv/
I'm traveling in New York city, and im at a hostel. No-one else is in my room, and I don't know what to do by myself
I just walked around, trying to find something to eat. And everyone is a sit down restaurant, where you need to have at least 2 people or you look out of place and like a loner. I literally just went to McDonald's and ate by myself
I came back to my hostel, and I did see cute girls outside the hostel, who look like they are going out... But here I am posting on 4chan from my room
What do I say to the other people here?
What do I say to the girls?
How do I have a good time, what should I do?
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Where in NYC?
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>>17194177
Manhattan, near columbia university and near central park
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>travel to one of the most expensive cities in the world
>spend your holiday shitposting on a Kamchatkan kabuki board
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>Be me
>Pretty attractive, 8/10 maybe
>Dress nice 24/7
>No, not like a white knight
>Mild autism, nobody knows, I'm very high functioning with no real social defects
>Have major flaw
>Only fall for girls online
>No hoes here are worth my time
>Very picky, won't date a smoker, slut, druggie, not even someone who texts other guys
>People call me a faggot for it but whatever
>Get Croatian gf
>She was cheating on me with 3 guys the whole time up until we were together for 4 months
>Truly love her so forgive her
>she lied about her age
>Forgive her
>Constantly played with my head
>Forgive her
>About 11 months into our relationship
>By her all the shit I can afford just before our anniversary
>Completely emptied my wallet
>Come home one day
>Texting her, pretty normal
that day I send her the presents
>"Anon, I love you"
>"Love you too babe"
>2 minutes later she leaves me for her lesbian best friend
>wasgonnacommitsuicide.dll
>Got over me instantly so was probably cheating
>Be now, 2 weeks later
>Found another girl, way sweeter to me
>But also foreign
/adv/ Help, should I go through with dating this girl long distance?
She's from Morocco, she's rather beautiful and she's really nice to me, but again, distance. i live in ireland and nothing but whores here desu
>inb4 send pics/nudes, no go kill yourself
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sorry for the greentext format, i posted it to /b/ and they told me to post it here so i just copy pasted it
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>>17222159
Don't fall for people you don't know.
You like online people because you can't "see" their flaws and you imagine them as perfect as you want. Get to know them well before committing.
Wait a few months and visit a few times before committing to someone.
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No op
Your so good looking and great go outside and talk to a chick
See you also have your priorities all wrong
It's not why she's cheating on me its
Why am I tolerating all this bs
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>be a doctor-shopping ambien addict that routinely winds up with 100+ pills a month and takes all of them in that period, if not to get high, then to actually treat a real sleep disorder
>realize this situation is untenable
>tell my side doctors to stop prescribing ambien, plan to get by just on what main doctor provides
>last friday
>get caught by insurance
>Doctor tells pharmacist to shred his prescription
>no more ambien
>withdrawal
>already in hell
>gonna go to his office Monday morning, come clean, explain I'm trying to get to a normal dosage, have other doctors verify it
>but withdrawal will literally kill me and because of another medical thing, rehab is not possible
>ask for, if not a very small dose of ambien, then an anti-convulsive for the seizures and an anti-anxiety med for the panic attacks
Does this sound reasonable or am I fucked
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You lost a lot of trust, but legitimate withdrawal should be enough for your doctor to act.
What the doctor does is up to them though. But it seems you have no options, so just go and find out.
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>>17222090
How awful is it? Did you get intradose withdrawals while you were on ambien?
I can't even imagine what taking that shit during the day might be like.
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>>17222165
It's basically the worst. First you get bad anxiety, everything makes you worry, then shakes, memory confusion, and then seizures. On top of insomnia, of course.
No. Though the first symptom is anxiety, and I have anxiety all the time, so I can't speak to that.
I enjoyed it, but I don't want to talk about it because that'll get me thinking "okay, how do I get enough pills to get high" and I don't want to think like that anymore.
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Hey /adv/
I met this guy on internet 3 weeks ago,he's really nice and intelligent, he's not handsome,but I deeply care about him.Like me,he has some depression and anxiety problems,but in my case,I try my best to enjoy life even If I feel really sad.Him,in the other hand,"doesn't care about anything" (That's what he says).
Recently,he's been acting different,he's always saying how beautiful I am and that he loves me.
But here is the problem:
I don't trust this guy,I think he's a softboy,in one occasion,he said that I was better than his 2 exes,and I think that comment was fucked up.
We live in 2 different continents.
What should I do? I'm afraid that he's just playing with my mind
[Btw,english is not my first language]
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Before I had my existential crisis, I would routinely troll the internet for girls with a "woe is me" story, start a long-distance relationship with them for about a month after winning them over and gaining their trust by complimenting them (including things that are obviously flaws), eventually ask for pics of their panties and nudes, and then I would block them. I would then take those panty shots / nudes and sell them for about $50 a pic if it was high quality.
tl;dr: Don't trust anyone on the internet if they admit to having psychiatric issues.
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>>17222084
r u french?
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>>17222084
>I met this guy on internet 3 weeks ago
turn that goddamn thing off for a few days