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>>17225261

nah. you should replace at least one meal a day wtih steamed veggies, switch your breakfast to a lighter calorie variant, and go outside.

If that's your attitude then yes. You probably dont even have problems. You're probably healthy aside from your obesity, you probably have a family that cares about you. You probably live in a free western society, but if being 50 pounds overweight is enough for you to check out, by all means be my guest.

>>17225261

for a cardio work out you wont hate, consider playind dodgeball. two hours flies by so fast you'll be surprised. on weekends go play lasertag. a bit more expensive but worth every penny if you have it. dodgeball can be cheap as fuck though.

look around for other interesting things to try. if you dont like it try something else. i recently decided to be more active. dodgeballs been great. starting sunday morning sword lessons soon.

and when allelse fails if you have a dog just take it somewhere wtih lots of room and play. you dont have to just 'walk'. you can run and jump and wrassle around. i wear a mario hat and pretend my dogs yoshi. i dont ride her obviously but its a whimsical way to show others that you know you're a bit silly but enjoying your time. my dog just loves that we run. she doesnt care theres no point. she sees me heading towards one part of the park she lines up and looks at me excitedly. lights up my heart knowing she loves me so much shed like to just run up a fake hill wtih me.

OP here
Forgot to mention I decided to call her Agatha

By any chance, were you wearing roses that you had to keep pinned to your chests?

>>17225249
I don't remember. Why?

Tell them you got some sweet repeating digits on an anonymous imageboard, that will surely cheer them up...

But really, we need more info than that, OP. Many married couples quarrel and sometimes some of them bring up the topic of divorce without truly meaning it.

Give us some context, OP, if you want any real advice.

How old are you?

>>17225222
Kill Yourself.

>>17225211
Kill Yourself.

>>17225211

maybe. maybe not. i looked at that picture and thought it was a cute guy. i am still looking at it attracted. and i am a gay man.

however that doesnt really make you gay. people dont discuss it much but there is a bit of a 'spirituality' entwined with our sexuality. its the reason some gays cant really go for feminine gay guys no matter how macho their bodies may be. its the same reason you cant be into feminine chicks despite being (presumably) straight.

if you are interested in exploring your sexuality, try it. if you are not, then dont. just dont let the ideas and cultures and opinions associated wtih being gay stop you from exploring.

its okay to be closeted if that is the lifestyle you find more ocmfortable. its okay to just not tell anyone for the first two years you know them. its okay ot wait less or more or not tell em or just say you're not gay and date em anyway.

do whatever makes you comfortable. there are a million thoughts that pass through your head that you dont tell people. your sexuality doesnt have to be stated etiher

keep in mind you can be gay adn not like penis. how do you feel about butts? im gay but i cant really stand penis. i admit i am fond of balls but at most im comfortable jerking ganother guy off. but im all about just playing wtih their nipples and their ass and licking my way up their bodies.

>>17225230
>how do you feel about butts? im gay but i cant really stand penis.
i'm the opposite desu. butts are gross

>>17225130
Probably not, but you're in a bit too deep now.

You can back out if you act really autistic and just make her feel like you're not worth her time. Otherwise, fuck her; the outcomes are:

She and you fuck regularly and it's awesome.
She uses her position to force you into weird sex.
She will expect something more: i.e. a relationship.

Also, give this a listen and tell me what you think:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_V_2BFWahc

>>17225130
There is nothing objectively wrong with you wanting to hit it.

just do it

>>17225130
do it

but also before you get in really deep just have other options lined up for a job if this one blows up in your face.

Adopt a large breed dog (since they're the only ones with a personality) and acknowledge the fact that he'll think you're God. Take the ego boost and run with it.

>>17225111
>>17225119
And treat that dog like gold. Love him unconditionally, earn his respect, never hit him or yell at him, and most importantly be his bro, and you will have a faithful companion who would die for you.

>>17225119
>>17225126
I don't want a dog. I have allergies to them and I don't know how long it will be before I kms.

>>17225109

ive always just been able to stick the head in my mouth but i had to do a lot of stretching to do anything more than that

not worth it imo. you can really only feel things in one part of your body at a time and you will be feeling the strain in your back no matter how good you get at it. sucking your own dick is osmething i only ever did to impress other people. never made it work for myself and i never heard of anyone enjoying sucking their own dick.

>>17225199
I'm just desperate to get some dick in my mouth desu. I just want to know what it's like.

>>17225226

socal? or maybe new hampshire?

she's a stuck up bitch that thinks she's better than you. i literally just had a bitch tell me she "doesn't really date people" today. all she had to do was say some bullshit like she had a boyfriend. just think of her as the cunt she is and move on to the next one

>>17225105

girls are not programs running the same script. by which i mean, each girl is different. all you can get from this is that she doesnt want you to think she is 'not into hookups'.

if you dissect that it means you shouldnt go in saying ;EYY BB LETS FUK'

you thinking you are not a sperg wont change that

for me, i say im not into hook ups, im not 'looking' nad 'i dont know what im looking for' because i dont want to have planned sex. its boring. where is the fun? i love the chase whether its me chasing or him.

when you go straight to the kill its so boring, almost uncomfortable. there is no attempt to enjoy each other as a person.

so if i say 'im not into hookups' in my case im not implying that we have to be comittted and dating.

it just means that im not going to 'hook up'. if we at least feign some sort of date or hang out, then it gets there, thats fine.

but even explaining that takes all the juice out. i dont know why guys wnat to know exactly whats going to go down.

>>17225151
>but even explaining that takes all the juice out. i dont know why guys wnat to know exactly whats going to go down.

Cause guys are normally the ones who have to pay for the date, plan the date, entertain YOU and do the dance in hoping of you spreading your legs. You literally have to sit there. Guys have to go waaaaaaaaaaay further in putting an effort forward than women ever will save for the uggo hamplanets, can't blame them for wanting SOME peace of mind.

>Lol i like the chase teehee

You're an entitled bitch. Who will destroy the Gynocentric Complex first, Trump or Islam? Either way I welcome the new change, you witches need to be knocked down a peg or 5.

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>>17225059
and what I've thought about so far...

Many possibilities:

Just ignore it - I don't think this would work for me because that symbol triggers too much

Change my beliefs - Converting to satanism or some other faith also doesn't work for me

Complain - I did this, politely at first, then more insistent, then irritatingly etc

Do something troublesome - Many negative thoughts here but I'm not a criminal so not happening

Live with it - This doesn't work for me either, that's like "living with" a cancer spot on your skin instead of going to dermatologist to get it treated

Move to new apartment - At end of lease I will reconsider this approach

Interpret it somehow - This phase is where I'm at now. Not spilling all the beans about my personal life but I tried to put this event into some kind of context which helped quite a bit. Kind of like understanding a bible verse, just looking at it is not enough, the surrounding paragraph, chapter & book are also needed.

Advocate for social change - A huge task. It seems likely that if xnity was very popular in USA the computer program that company uses would not even generate numbers with 666 in them. This would need some extra coding but I did my career as a programmer and can confidently state this effort is very minor compared to scope of that kind of software. But looking back at my career I could not imagine suggesting this kind of feature, documenting it in the specs, discussing with design group except maybe at an already religious company.

>>17225059
A lot of businesses will change your account/reference number if it happens to have the numeric string "666" in it somewhere because there are a lot of retards in the world and they realize they have to cater to them.

It's like how most buildings don't have a floor numbered "13": it freaks out the retards.

So make the request again.

Realistically though, the "number of the beast" is "666" (or possibly 616). That's "six hundred sixty six", not "three sixes in a row". So "1666" or "56667" or any stupid shit like that are not the "number of the beast".

If you're going to be a moron like that, then EVERY number "contains" the number of the beast. Like for example, 1000 is just 334+666.

The smart thing to do is to realize that this is a stupid thing to worry about and to get over it.

Nero, please....

try coconut oil

>>17225038
ive seen this before, do I just rub the shit all over my body?

>>17225016
the dermatologist should have recommended you use skin cream

there are zillions of brands, start with something basic like Lubriderm sensitive skin, and smear that on all over your body after showering

dry skin is a health problem and will get worse as you get older (whine)

Something that shows you outdoors. Usually the weirdos are the guys who take photos inside at their computer.

girl here btw

>>17225032
I don't think I really give off the weirdo vibe. But my problem is i don't really take pictures during social settings, so I have virtually no good outdoors pics

>>17225063
>I don't think I really give off the weirdo vibe
I can feel your weird vibe from here. The way you text, I dunno.

You shouldn't be worried unless you have a reason to not trust your girlfriend. Yeah it does suck when you don't know for sure what she is doing with people who you know like her, but there really isn't anything you can do about it. If it really does bother you that much bring it up to her

>>17225172
I just don't want her to think I'm trying to take her away from her friends.

Reading this, though, makes a lot of sense and calms me down. It just bothers me that her friend is willing to take advantage of her naivete just to get close to her. It just seems wrong.

>>17225221
I'm sure you could bring it up without her thinking that, but you would have to choose your words carefully.
It definitely does seem wrong, but I'm sure the truth will eventually come out. And from what it sounds like your girlfriend will just let her friend down gently and not cheat on you or run off with her friend.

>>17224957
it seems like you're trying to imitate someone. you'd probably be better off talking in a calm or even monotone voice tbhdesu

the only person who posts on my videos is a faggot who has multiply accounts and argues with himself

at least 5 out of my 20 subscribers are him

>>17224978
this

>people actually complain about having people like them or having friends

What is your first intial because I swear you sound like a friend of mine who was venting to me about a similar situation.

>>17225382
I will gladly hand them over to you if I could anon, have fun with your long lost delusional sister who wants to kill you and then herself.

>>17225390
It's A... But I couldn't be that friend, I haven't told anyone about this... I just don't know how to deal with these people anymore

as in the animated stuff.

i wanna find you desu

>>17224812
Yes. I accidentally clicked on a loli thread on /b/, went to court and spent over $50K on lawyer fees to beat the case. Be careful.