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>>17227244
>I've been having a problem feeling any pleasure
What do you mean? It's painful? Or it isn't causing any sensations?

>>17227482 There's no pain; I'm just not feeling any sensations.

Are you already horny when you try these things? Do you jack off during? Can you get sensations from fingering your ass (outsider or inside)?

Bump? This is some long shit but please help me

Uhm, i am a weeb who arrogantly ignores peer pressure, so idk.
Go and see what a slut your crush is and get cucked.
If you want to have fun with them you'll have to do normie shit, though. And lie to your parents.

Maybe start slow, ask a friend to guide you, never do hard drugs and drink anything with shady people.
In any case I don't think your peers will force you to join them in their questionable recreational activities, you could sip beer and observe maybe.
If you get drunk, your inner animal may become unleashed and you problem will be solved.

>>17227326
Uhm. I guess next time i'll try getting drunk as fuck.

>not crazy
>wants to murder someone

Buddy, I think you need to masturbate and reevaluate. Your pain is not a unique one and there are many who have shared this loneliness. As I always suggest in these situations: Get a hobby. Do something that requires social interaction in a broad sphere. A quick google search can bring up a lot of options. You'll meet new people and in time meet your goal. Anything worth having is worth pursuing.

I have done enough masturbating for 1 lifetime. I have hobbies of american football and also other sports but nobody cares. most people avoid me and don't want to interact. I am told i am a nice person and all that but they're just blowing smoke up my ass. I need something to relieve my stress other than photoshopping girls ive met.

>but girls won't let me have it
>maybe they are all just cunts

Buddy, settle down. If you keep expecting romance and love and sex everywhere you go, ofc you're going to be disappointed. Gotta let go of your pretensions about what "love" is.

If you want PHYSICAL love, hire someone to give it to you. Otherwise, keep masturbating. I hear good things about VR.

>>17227249
listen to this guy

also,
>goes out to parties expecting to kiss girls
>not going to parties to enjoy yourself and have a good time

Shits all ingrown hairs and split ends, yo. You're cutting it too short. If you want it that short, you'll have to wax yo.

>>17227208
you could be me.

mine does/did the same thing. I get terrible ingrown hairs even on my shaft sometimes.

honestly the only solution is aftershave or just keep shaving. eventually it calms down.

>>17227217
That said, a sharper razor, conditioning the hair, and using aftershave may help.

Looks like the razor isn't cutting consistently, and you're probably having to make too many strokes which is just irritating the area further.

How long have you been together?

Easy, kill yourself OP. You are the one with the problem.

>he made me do it!
>ok, maybe I was a bit slutty but I've changed for you!
>I only love you anon, he's just a friend
LMAAAAAO bro, never trust a roastie

its all in your head. everyone has asymmetry. you only notice yours because you see yourself everyday and analyze your face.

people on a day to day basis, dont analyze other peoples faces. its not even something that if you did notice it, would be worth mentioning or thinking anything about at all.

the feeling will pass when you finally accept yourself and become comfortable in yourself as a human being.

also, if your problem wasn't your ears, it would just be something else. just live your life man, stop worrying about the superficial stupid shit

>>17227184
no one gives a fuck except you

Stephen Colbert doesn't care

bump....

>>17227176
you don't. july is not far away. after that this will not be a concern.

>>17227176
I would play some jokes if I had a tooth I could take out at will.

>someone bumps into you, go "Oh god" and spit the tooth into your hand
>remove it, put on your best Canadian accent and tell people you are a hockey player

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Go to the doctor you stupid fucking retard

Doctor. I also had an infected navel piercing, some oral antibiotics cleared it right up. All that sea salt shit didn't help at all.

What is the piercing made of? She could be allergic to whatever material it is. It might be best to just remove it for now.

>>17227102
Medfag here. Your symptoms are not normal and your GP (like most of them who get complacent wiping runny noses and prescribing azithromycin 30 times a day) is blowing off your concerns like they do with every other patient.

You probably have Chron's disease. Have your doctor refer you to a gastroenterologist for a colonoscopy. If they say no, find a new doctor. Make sure you have them note in the medical chart that they refused the referral, and give specifics as to why. Then, when you're later diagnosed with Chron's, you can sue. (:

Doctors are not nearly as smart or competent as they think they are, or as everyone else thinks they are.

>>17227102
Yeah it's awful anon. I've been to three different doctors and havn't had a proper diagnosis, they did give me some medication but it just didn't work for me.

I usually get by day by day by using imodium as soon as I feel the familiar twinge in my tummy and drinking at least 2 litres of water a day. I don't get it everyday, on average 4 days a week, but on days where it's bad and I don't have any immodium I need to be within 5 mins of a toilet or I'll be in real nasty pain until I can get to one.

Something I've been looking at today is probiotics, some people say a course of symprove can help. Kind of pricey so I'm saving up to try it in a few weeks.

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>stop eating wheat and sugar
>take this daily

I decided to quit for 100 days, 101 days ago. I had smoked for 5 years from 15 to 20. Always lucky strikes, up to 2 packs a day about 4 years in. The last year i smoked about 1 pack a day. Quitting for 100 days was pretty simple for me desu since i knew exactly when i was allowed a smoke again.

I bought a pack yesterday and the first smoke was really good. Since then i smoked 2 more cigs and i dont really like them anymore.

Telling myself i was going to quit for ever wouldnt work, but setting a goal like 100 days or a year or w/e is pretty helpfull i suppose.

>>17227071
I quit cold turkey 2 years ago. All my friends switched to vaping and I just decided to say fuck everything. I didn't feel like messing with those mods like they did and it seems just as expensive as smoking anyway. For them probably more so because they fuck around with fancy mods. ROW ROW FIGHT THA POWAH!!

I find that fasting always works to stop the craving at first. Then, when you're body starting to tolerate the uneasiness, if you light one cig, it tastes like totally shit. The first week of stopping the habit is fucking difficult.

>>17227062
depends on why you're taking the xanax(recreational xanax is a stupid idea). Whomever is prescribing it should know of any harmful interactions, and if they don't the pharmacy you pick it up at definitely will.

>>17227081
I'm not getting it through my psychiatrist. I want to take it because I feel like my anxiety contributes to my depression. I sort of spiral out of control when there are social stressors and it almost always leads me to concluding I need to kill myself. The drugs I'm on currently aren't really doing anything and don't feel like they're working (I've been on them for about 2 months). feel like my psychiatrist won't prescribe me anything like xanax because of its recreational uses, and because I have a history with abusing medicines

>>17227062
That shit doesn't actually make you less depressed. Just turns you into a zombie with no emotion. Changing your life for the better is the real anti-depressant.

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So finally, my grandma calls her out on it, and I got involved as well. The problem was, she was so fucking doped up on weed and mushrooms and whatever the fuck else she does, that none of it registered to her brain. She was a god damn zombie. Like fucking clockwork, the day after this all happens, her brain returns to 'normal', and she remembers the fight, flips out, and accuses us of "judging her", and decides to move out. Then she tells all her friends about it, like we brutally attacked her or something, when all we were trying to do was HELP her. Because not once in her life has anyone called her out on her bullshit, but when someone finally did, it completely shocked her system. But yeah, she decided to move out.

Yeah, fucking right. Where the fuck are you going to go you? Why are you subjecting your CHILD to your stupidity? But there's nothing I can do. No matter what I say, she will always be the same. That's what I've learned about people; people don't change. She'll be just like my mother. Her baby will have an extremely rough life. I tried.

There's simply no use in reasoning with someone whose sole hobby is to watch the fucking Kardashians and Housewives on tv all day. I feel like I'm going to be sick to my stomach. How could anyone be so shortsighted? Are there really people out there who have ZERO self-awareness? Are all women like this?

2/2

Contact the child protection agency in your country asap. Dont even hesitate, just do it, think about the baby.

No offense but she sounds like a 50IQ wanna b Kardashian girl.

Since both you and your grandmother knows about her use of drugs and alcohol you should both contact the child protection agency together.

Don´t let her raise that child, you should already have contacted them...

Not all women are like this. Also weed and mushrooms don't make you a shitty person. Being a shitty person makes you a shitty person. The issue is that she has had everything handed to her and idolizes spoiled whores. Contact child protective services and get your niece/nephew a better life.

Also I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that she's never actually worked or lasted at a job, eh?

>>17226970
You still miss the other girl. Song related.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J87vtrC_JBM

>>17226979
But why? It probably meant nothing to her since she was so well-adjusted. And even before this new girl wanted the D I was attracted to her but I just couldn't do it. Why did I feel even more lonely and pathetic?

>>17226990
>But why?

You already said why. It meant a lot to you but nothing to her, making it all the more hurtful and unfortunately memorable. Let me ask, when you rejected this one broad was the other girl on your mind?

>>17226953
just go on the date? people have bad dates, it's not the end of the world if they happen. plus "chunky" girls are very appreciative, if you know what I mean.

>>17226953

1. The girl in the pic looks really nice.

2. Telling her to wait 3 weeks for you when you weren't even interested in her was a huge dick move.

3. You said that you had a nice time with her , so all you care about is looks then... dick

4. If you are not interested in a long term relationship just tell her that and apologize for being a dick telling her to wait 3 weeks

Sorry for calling you a dick but from what you wrote that is how I feel about you OP atm

>>17226981

What I don't want to do is go on the date and have it go well and get her hopes up when really I'm just not that much into it.

I have a hard time getting it up for chunky girls. My last girlfriend was about the size as pic related, maybe a little bigger, because I was trying to "not be shallow," and I just wasn't enjoying our time in the bedroom. Or how much she constantly ate.

>>17226982

1. If it was actually Milana Vayntrub, with the same face and everything, yes, I'd be all about it. But it's not... I just needed a body size comparison.

2. It's not that I wasn't interested, I've just thought about it a little more and I feel like the juice isn't worth the squeeze.

3. Better a dick that acknowledges looks are important rather than pretending that it doesn't matter and we can just be "best pals."

4. It's not even a "long term relationship," she'd probably laugh at me if I phrased it like that. It's just that there's a lot going on in my life and why lead her on?

But I don't want to hurt her feelings and make life awkward at the bar.

Just looking for a bit of comfort and to avoid catching shit for this post.

Guess I'll just go to the doctor tomorrow after work. Can't afford to miss because it's 100 dollars a day if so.

Really just need someone to pop in and say a "Yes" or "No" if this is regular or not.

>>17227275
Of course not!