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Hair is overgrown, planned on getting it cut today.
also >inb4 dyke hair
After looking at it from different angles it kinda looks like the result of a cowlick, but maybe I'm just delusional, here's some shitty pics of it

>>18630529
>I'm a girl, this is on the side of my head, I have no idea if im really losing hair i have no idea what the fuck this is
>I'm freaking out because my mom has alopecia and I don't want to get bald spots on my head, what can it be?
Wow, I thought you were an asian dude. Well, yeah, your haird does look thinner on that spot, but just to be sure, try washing your hair more and see if that see through stop stays. Try to see if you have the same density of hair in other places, maybe itš just your natural hair density. Other than that, go see a doctor. Maybe you have low iron, which most women do and are losing hair due to that or something else. My girlfied was losing hair because of that and after she started taking different supplements the doctor had prescribed her in 2 years time the density of her hair has improved greatly. Just don't stress too much, go see a doctor to see if you have any problems that might cause it or if itš just in your head.

She'd never leave the Joker for you.

Grow up fucking manchild

>>18630482
I want advice on how to grow up and get past this you ding dong

>>18629315
It's me again, before I talk to her I just wanted to reassess and ask around one more time.
>I told her I wanted to meet her to not only talk about religion (we met through a Christian student group), but also to get to know her better.
>She quickly agreed to meet up at a cafe and it was a lot of fun, she showed a lot of interest and didn't let herself get distracted for 3 hours.
>At the end of the date she tells me she'd like to do this again and I felt like she understood that I'm romantically interested in her, and reciprocated.
>I was very confident she would like to confirm the next date, and that a walk followed by dinner would be a reasonable escalation
>After I send the invitation, she reads the message and doesn't reply (something she's never done before) and 5 hours later I write her again.
>She then tells me that she's confused as to how she's supposed to interpret this and wants to "inform"
The way I see it is she didn't once think of me as someone attempting courtship that she was completely taken aback by the possibility of me wanting to be more than friends, hence the lack of reply. If that's the case, she's waiting for a "oh, I didn't mean to make this invitation like a 'date'-date".
I'm not gonna cut off contact if she really has zero interest in me as a partner because I want to continue working with the student group, but I'd really like to not end this like this. I don't want to continue these dates under false pretenses, so I have to be honest with her, but I'm pretty sure if I told her "oh, I was hoping this would be a date" she'd awkwardly end it right there because that's what she doesn't want this to be.
How should I proceed?

>There's a girl I work with, kinda cute and I like her
>She asks me if I can come over after work one day and help her move some furniture around
>Figure I can use this as a chance to get to know her better and agree
>Move her stuff around
>She says thanks and offers to make me dinner
>Sure
>After dinner we are sitting on her sofa drinking some wine
>While on the sofa her dog keeps sticking his nose in her crotch and mine too
>It tries to jump up on her too
>It's a black lab and it was very hard not to notice the red thing sticking out underneath
>After we finish our wine she thanked me again and I went home
>Since then she has been a lot more friendly and talkative with me at work
One question though, is she doing what I think she's doing with her dog? The way it kept sticking its nose into her crotch and jumping on her with an erection makes me quite sceptical. Is a girl like that even worth pursuing?

Girls, what do you prefer:
Sucking dick or having dick rubbed in your face?

>>18629961
How would you like for them to start the conversation? How do you start your conversations?

Message them first if you don't like it.

>>18629966
I usually make the effort to reference something in their pictures or description

Do you have psychosis?

>>18629913
Yes, I see these little things all the time that I can't really describe, however I've also seen people occasionally. I've never had a delusion but I've also had auditory delusions.

>>18629919
Sorry, I've had auditory hallucinations, not delusions

>>18629566
I know this sounds like horse shit, but its totally true.
I'm in a really fucking bad position here. I'm scared that I'll lose my life, out of attempting to be kind. The only reason we brought this freak in is because both my BF and I knew my friend that committed suicide and how rough their life was. The story this freak told us was similar to my dead friends, however my friend was 16 when she started. This tranny faggot required me to take them to a doctor to even get started at 25.

>>18629566
Kill it and make it look like a suicide. No one will bat an eyelash at a tranny offing themselves. Pills will probably work if not hang the faggot. Good luck Crime anon. I'm not even jokeing killing him will solve your problems. Then call the cops about your roommate died "committed suicide" your bf will be a eye witness. Maybe have another friend there to witness. It's one of those situations were you kill or go to jail.

Well shit. I guess im fucked. No one knows how to help.

>>18629362
that happens, leave it a few days and youll be fine

>>18629387
Alright so until then is there something i can do to get even a slight relief?

Check out a product called tend skin, you can even diy it. Next time use a new razor to make sure you don't get any irritation or razor bumps. Google the best way to shave pubes, lots of online guides give you good tips. Find the best way to do it so you don't end up in this pain again.

continued.
She finally agrees to relax but fast forward to two days ago she says"were not compatable because you think the most backwards things" so during the ensuing argument she started to say that Im Islamophobic because she "Feels" emphasis on feeling that im the type of person in her word "to see a terror attack and instantly go whats that persons race oh Muslim gross" even though I've never said anything close to that. The most critical thing i've ever said on islam is that It is an ancient Abraham religion that needs to reform because its sharia laws are dangerous to the western world. She then openly admits that she likes talking about politics just not with me because she does not respect my opinions,this was the last straw for me and i told her how much of a hypocrite she was.

Several mistakes here
-assuming women have the capability of forming a political ideology
-thinking communism is liberal because CNN says so
-having anything to do with a woman you don't want to fuck
-asking 4eddit for advice
-doing so while admitting you voted for a Republican
tl;dr move to Kentucky

>lost best friend because political views
Damn man that's dumb, maybe he wasn't a real friend to begin with

>Muslim blah blah
>ea they are subhuman nothing new

>she
Oh, this explains a lot

Also, a woman as a best friend jesus christ man

Think of it this way, she is not making posts on social media wondering who is in the wrong, she has already forgotten about you. One orbiter is gone but there are many moons in the solar system

man i want to be alt right too but my man won't let me

i forgot to add a comment when i posted, but more or less she said i was backwards and Islamophobic for my political views but when i tried to speak about them she said she did not want to discuss them with me.

>>18629119
Since you're a frog poster, I bet you have meme-tier views. I don't blame your friend. Being around /pol/ is insufferable.

bully here i dunno lol

You make the best of it. I was bullying brutally in middle school, and I think it's best thing that's happened to me in my childhood. It's All how you look at it my man. If you want to know more (most people don't give a shit about actually fixing things, they just like to complain) let me know man

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>>18628867
What kind of damage do you mean?

Even super pretty people are self concious about their minor flaws. Spending the money on surgery won't make you happier and unless you sort out your self confidence you'll never attract a women

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>>18628748
It's fine your worrying about little bullshit. Will fixing your chin really help you? I bet if you do fix it you'll find something else wrong with your face because that's were your thoughts and energy are directed too.

There are no benefits. Sorry to hear your parents mutilated you.

Google it.

>>18628119
>What is the medical motive
As a toddler? None. It used to be more hygienic to a degree, but that was before people learned how to properly shower apparently.

>what is the religious motive?
Sacrifice of the flesh, ritual cleanliness and less sexual enjoyment, which is considered a sin in most religions.

>Also, what are the benefits and disadvantages of being circumsized?
Honestly why not just go to wikipedia.

>>18628059
>should I report him and file a complaint with his work place?

I'm not sure you can do that if you don't work at the same place. Can you avoid him by changing your schedule?

>>18628075
I would but in 3rd year we all have the same schedule. People are starting to avoid me because of rumors he and his friends spread

>>18628083

Then I'd suggest buckling down and powering through. Or you can set yourself back a year and take the classes without them. That's literally a last resource solution, but that's the best I've got.

If she can't even apologise, fuck her. It's not like you love her.

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>>18627916
>>18627916
Nooooo don't do that man. Don't respond to her, start posting pics of you hanging with other girls. either she will freak out and want you back OR she was over you long ago and you need to move on.

Wow she doesn't even say a casual "hey sorry I'm late, anyway bla bla"??? Fuck her.

I am a girl and I know it would hurt me more if you all of a sudden started doing what she is doing to you. Or being all meh towards me.
Don't send her a huge text of why and whatnot. Just start giving her the same treatment.
Don't even text her to cancel or anything.
If you send her a big text, it still shows that you care and she will use it against you.
If she is really a bitch like you described, she will probably apologize now and then do the same shit next time. Let her go.

>>18627774
>will looking better and being more confident because of it help me get girls?
idk what do you think? use your common sense

>>18627774
She has a really ugly face though, honestly

Help in the sense that it helps you have a better shot? Yeah, sure. The thing is that if you want a girl like this (especially if you also kind of like her being smart, loyal, interesting, sweet, sexually feisty etc) you are not just competing against guys who have a good body but guys who have a good body, great face, charisma and experience, money, humor, you name it. There aren't enough exceptional looking girls with at least decent personalities to go around for everybody. And if you are not happy to have more average girl, why do you think they wouldn't pick the best they can get?