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Recently you I've been doing allot of thinking, and I might tell my family something about me. I just don't know how to go about it or if it's a good idea to even do. Also I'm a senior in highschool.
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Depends on your family and depends on what you want to tell them. But if you feel like you can trust them then just be honest.
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>>17229329
Well I dont think most people think these days are willing to accept it.
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Anon, you're family doesn't and never will need to know that you like loli. Don't be stupid.

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hanging out with a grill tomorrow. really sweet but short of words. said shed like to just chill. i dont know what to talk about. how do i stop overthinking. its been 1st grill in long time since breakup
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>>17229289
Fap before you go out and meet with her. It'll help significantly.
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You know what she likes ? Or maybe do something you enjoy to open doors up. If worse comes to worse , movie/dinner.
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>>17229307
yea we have mutual interests. i want to talk her lke just as if she was friend, which is what i do anyways, but i dont know how to make it clear id be interested in something more

is the key to just stop thinking so much aobut it

>>17229299
ok

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So say .. theoretically, one just hooked up with an old crush from school after not seeing her for like 2-3 years (Having hooked up before once) even though she supposedly has a boyfriend in a different state.

How should I proceed? I saw her at a family friend's event completely randomly and to make a long story short we stopped by her house on the way so she could pick up her swimsuit..
Literally the biggest lay up I've ever had. solid 8/10 short soccer girl

When I walked her out in the morning I asked when I could see her again and she said before the 15 which is when she is going to said state to see said long range bf ..

So should I just keep banging her low key and just take what comes and have no expectations

Or should I tell her that she needs to make up her mind and that I don't need dis shit

I was thinking if I banged her and then tell her that I have some stuff to do and cut it short right there that she would be all like omg I'm not good enough or something because she seems to respond to that sort of thing.

So should I just go full dick mode and keep banging her but kind of ignore her at the same time a little? Because I actually do like the girl but also she scares the shit out of me and I don't really want to get fucked over by her however many months or years down the road if she'd do this with her current bf. But at the same time she's bangin and all acting wifey so I'm kind of torn.

You guys should have seen what she was wearing too when she showed up like this short white minidress with high heels an shit.


Sorry for the rant but I've been thinking about fucking the shit out of her all day and just want to bro out and talk about the scandalous bitch


Advice please !
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Cheating isn't cool man.
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>>17229281

I mean, yeah I know it's a dick move. But I do have a history with the girl and also I don't know the guy. So as far as I'm concerned that's her problem.

The point is that I want to fuck her and keep fucking her. So what is the best way to go about accomplishing that?

I thought this was an advice column.
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>>17229297
Just keep fucking her

Who cares about the relationship because she obviously doesn't.

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Hi /adv/,

For about 4 days now I have started taking my new medication of Adderall and I have not slept even for a moment thus far.
I have always been a night person, or maybe an insomniac, but it has been impossible for me to sleep at all, and it is starting to worry me. I am hearing and seeing things around my apartment a lot, and I keep on finding stuff in my hands for no reason (for instance I was at my table eating some food and I realized I had been clutching my toothpaste for I don't know how long). My heart sounds like it's going to explode and I have a lot of stuff I need to do, so I can't stop taking my medicine (I cant concentrate without it) and I need to be able to work and stuff, but I am starting to get paranoid.

What do you recommend for me? I would have gone to the doc already but I need to be able to work and go to school and whatnot. (22 yrs old, engineering college and intern)
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Dude it's been four days... You have to stop taking the pills.

Take a benadryl and go to sleep right now. Whatever you're doing or want to do is far less important than sleeping right now.
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>>17229290
What should I be worried about? I tried taking some melatotin and it made no difference. I almost feel like I feel more wired as time goes on.

I would have gone to get more medicine but I don't trust myself to drive at this point.
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Don't take any more medicine

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I'm in my 20's (female) and finally going to be losing my virginity this weekend. I'm a little nervous as to what I should expect? Advice anyone?
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>>17229261
What do you mean though?
You can expect your hymen to pop, some blood and a bit of pain. This is all factor dependent though.
As long as he doesn't RAM it in, and gets you wet, you should be good.
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>>17229262
I'm not sure what I mean. I'm just completely oblivious about how the whole thing will end up going. Thanks for the information though!
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>>17229261
The first time almost always sucks for women, so expect disappointment. That way if you like it you can be pleasantly surprised, and if you don't you can just go 'oh well, maybe next time' and work on it.

It takes practice to be good at sex, so if one or both of you is a virgin, it will be a bit awkward and clumsy. My advice is to take it slow and do a lot of foreplay to maximize your chances of enjoying it.

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How do I go about being fluent in ASL?
I've been watching a few videos from this playlist (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulGp-rv5VnQ&list=PL0_U1EyXq3GBirxEV7zxryow5A8QuAcCP) and it's pretty good so far but what else could help?
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Are you trying to make a deaf girl your gf?

Be honest.
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There are apps
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>>17229243
Nah, I just want it as a marketable skill and also in case I ever come across any deaf people so I can talk with them.

But now that I think about it, I wonder how kinky sex with deaf girls must be like. You think there are any deaf screamers or if there are, do you think their screams are slurry?

I recently started dating one of my female friends (because apparently we liked each other for a year now), and we hung out at her place the other day, because she wasn't feeling very well and i came to cheer her up.
What confused me, was the fact that she wasn't wearing a bra. I am very confused and i don't know if it means anything, or just because she was sick and didn't care about putting on a bra?
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How old are you, 14?
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>>17229179
What do you think it might have meant?
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>>17229179
er.. do you really think women wear them 24/7? It's a comfort issue, it's usually a great relief to take your bra off at the end of the day.

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My gf doesn't love herself. She's accepted it and claims that nothing (therapy) works for her except booze and pill popping to temporarily ease the pain. I love her and I want to be there for her. It's a struggle because she can't love others without loving herself. I used to be depressed so I can understand where she's coming from.

Is it reasonable for me to stay with her, hoping/believing that she will be better in the future? Should I just be patient? I don't want to give up, but is it worth the wait? She really is a keeper, I don't want to let her go, she is too special to me. Help /adv
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I think you should find things your GF enjoys (aside from drinking and pill popping) and do those things with her. Cook food together, walk outside, volunteer, play vidya even.

P.S. your GF is doing it wrong, she isn't even adding weed into the rotation?
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>>17229155
There's plenty of guys in that situation these days cause due to the pressure of fashion and weight ect there's always something there to put them down and these things add up , you as a person can do little more for how she's feeling you as her boyfriend I guess give her compliments on a regular basis and you enjoy making love to her which alone is helping her along a small bit , if this attitude towards herself continues it isn't going to go very Well and more than likely get worse , you will regret not getting out of the relationship as if she carries on like this the relationship will become volatile and you'll start wondering why you didn't get out earlier , if you leave she's forced to pick herself up and try sort herself out as she will want another boyfriend and will want to start being more sociable , basically if this continues for your own her good get out of there
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>>17229155
MINI GOLF MINI GOLF MINI GOLF MINI GOLF

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My new girlfriend is almost a vet (studying veterinary medicine) and touches animal dicks all day at university. This makes me really uncomfortable and jealous and weird and I feel as though it shouldn't.
Am I a crazy person? What should I do to overcome this feeling?

I guess it's because she's doing it and joking about it and making dick joke with guys in class and needs to think about sex and genitals, etc, on a regular basis. I feel weird about that I guess because it means she knows about penises and knows that guys have them and thus is thinking about penises on other guys? I know this sounds incredibly irrational, and it is, but I'm just trying to verbalise a really vague feeling I get from this. Maybe I don't like it because it kind of makes sex lose its mystique and wonder?
She was a virgin before we met and I guess I liked the idea of her being a pure innocent girl who didn't know the ways of the world, and now she's masturbating dogs and fondling sheep and she clearly knows about these things, just wasn't very experienced with them in people.

Never been to /adv/ before, just interested to see what people say. Clearly, this is irrational and stupid, just interested if there's any good advice or if anyone's been in a similar situation. Thanks m8s
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Why do you think vetinary work involves giving animals handies?
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just stop putting sex on a pedestal and your problem goes away
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>>17229147
It was literally a prac she had to do in class haha. Something to do with semen extraction I guess

And yes, I'm clearly the jealous type. In humans that may or may not be justifiable, but in animals....

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I fucked up..I got into college, but my SAT score was to low to correspond with any math class, so I had to take a placement test, fucking cheated on it to good and got put in applied calculus, which is like 2 classes above college required math..They say for anyone who gets 1 or more class above there SAT score has to retake it at the college(Probably to see if they cheated) I have around 48 hours before student orientation and that test..what should I do?
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Scratch that, I have maybe 24-30 hours left
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What happens if you don't get a high enough score?
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>>17229119
You have to take remedial classes

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Well, I'm dating my best friends ex girlfriend, but I was always in love with her and also she was in love with me.
Now my friend is dating another girl and I didn't tell him about my new love.
Do you guys think that I should tell him that I love her and that I'm dating her? I'm really scared because I don't know how is he's going to react. Please help
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What are you going to do, keep your relationship a secret forever?

Also stop watching that shitty show.
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>>17229074
I watched it last year!! I really don't know what the fuck do I have to tell him because I feel awful inside, but also my love increases everyday. Sounds silly but its true
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>>17229085
Are you just as immature and drama-mongering as the characters in the show?

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Small dilema here.

My girlfriend is going to hairschool, I'm attending university currently. Her schooling will provide her with multiple opportunities(fashion show, networking wtc.), and she'll be able to work full-time as a cosmetoligist in 18 months. Meanwhile, I have another 3 years left of Uni due to dual-majoring, so I'll be making less money for a while, be in more debt, and on chance i dont land a decent entry job, be broke as hell. I am applying for internships, working and taking summer classes but still feel like a loser in comparison. I love and am happy for but I don't wanna bring her down.

Tl;dr Girlfriend's future looks brighter than mine after just getting accepted into her school.
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And yes, by all means tell me if I'm just being a bitch. Majoring in CSCI and Information Assurance (not just for the "easymoneylol" genuinely interested in the fields and wouldn't mind working in them)
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>here's a situation where things are going to be like this no matter what and I'm going to post on 4chan about it for no apparent reason
What's the point of this thread?
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>>17229053
I'm just asking if I should be jealous or just get my shit together? I'm obviously not going to quit school but I could see this becoming an issue later on.

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I'm going on my third day treating strep with antibiotic and it's been getting worse rather than better. I can't swallow anything, not even apple sauce, and there are white patches everywhere down my throat. The pain is unbearable at this point, I haven't been eating or drinking enough. Ibuprofen and other methods have been extremely useless. Wat do?
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>>17229218
this, and also it can turn into scarlet fever which is super unpleasant.

go to the fucking doctor.
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Keep talking the antibiotics, and go back to the doctor.
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>>17229222
It sounds like he might of already went to the doctor.

I'd advise
1. Drinking really, really, really salty water like every 2 hours. Not sure if it helps, but it sure makes me feel better.
It'll burn like hell and be unbearably salty, but don't spit it out.

2. Drink hot tea with lots of honey in it. The honey has properties which helps with strep and the hot tea is really soothing.
Probably the best short term option for pain relief.

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This definitely isn't the place to ask this shit, but I'm here and might as well.

My parents were over for a visit and my dad managed to drop bar soap down the toilet. Figured "big deal, I'll just keep pissing and hope it dissolves." After finally having to shit, the toilet has been clogged for a day or so. So I, being an unthinking fucking faggot, dumped some clorox in there and tried to flush it. The bowl was mostly yellowish water and toilet paper when I did this.

As soon as my brain kicked in, I remembered that oldish piss likely = ammonia and I just dumped bleach to try to dissolve the soap. Left the bathroom, exhaust fan on, covered door bottom with blanket just in case. Is there actually a risk or am I over/under reacting? The room connected to the bathroom has no odor thus far, but I am a paranoid fuck.
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RUN
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Yes, this does create chloramine vapor, which is highly toxic. Leave the exhaust on for several hours at least, and the door shut. After a while the chemicals will 'run out' and there won't be any more to react. Just dont piss in it again lol.
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>>17229086
cont.

Also, do you not have a plunger?? Just get a plunger

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A couple years ago I got a crush on a very good friend, I know she doesn't feel the same way. We have something in common, I just don't know if that's enough to spark a relationship. She's 24 and I'm 20. To make matters worse she calls me referred to me as "little brother", which made me cringe internally. Is there anything I can do to make myself seem appealing to her?
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If you really want, to make your self appealing to her. Take a step back from the whole thing and focus on you. Start working out get ripped, learn an instrument. Go out and do what people aspire to do. Put your self out there. Taking control of your own life and being confident is what draws people to us ;)
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Don't get involved with older women unless you both never want to be married or have kids.
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>>17228940
I'm in it for the long run.

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