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This girl stole money from me and basically told me off saying I'm not getting it back so my plan is to steal her phone to pay back the debt.
What's the best way to do this? We go to the same school so I'll know where to find her.
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>>17236014
Is this her? Does her name begin with j?
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>>17236029
No this is some random eGirl
Her name starts with a D
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Lol how do you get robbed by a girl
Hey anons/anonettes, i dont normally post here, but really need honest advice, I hope to find it here.
I am currently in a long distance relationship with a women from New Zealand. We text for a couple of hours a day, someone video chat. I couldn't really ask for anything better given that i am a kiss less virgin. I am in love with her(it may just be because shes the only attention i really get from anyone, but none the less i feel like i love her).
We always talk about the same things, talking about our days. any problems in each others life, those sorts of things.Which im completely fine with, but i overthink everything and know it must get boring after awhile for her. What are things people in relationships talk about? Im socially awkward, either that or autistic...
Thanks for your time
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>>17235959
Stay honest and the right way will find you.
Honesty means speaking the truth, not just speaking truth—the difference being whether you are selective. Have you told her how much her being there means for you?
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>>17236004
>the difference being whether you are selective
what do you mean?
>Have you told her how much her being there means for you?
This morning actually, which is night for her.
"I just want to say how much i love you. Im thankful for everyday you still love me back, and how glad that i managed to find you<3"
Is that too weird?
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>>17236015
Yes it's pretty weird, I wouldn't mind if a girl said that to me, but most nowadays girls don't like those cheesy stuff, I'd wish I could find one that does though
Are there really people with normal lives out there? People who don't have phycological issues and have normal functioning families and haven't been abused or abusive? I've been surrounded by fucked up people all my life to the point I really don't know if normal people exist.
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You just browse /adv/ too much
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Normalfag here
No family is perfect but I can't really complain. Tell us more about your situation, please?
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Yeah but when you're fucked up they're not really worth knowing, they don't have the capacity to understand your past experiences and pain. Not saying they don't have their own troubles, but why seek them out?
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I live with my girlfriend, we're 20 and she wants us to move out of her parents house desperately to the point it's effecting our relationship. We just don't make enough money to afford our own place and pay the bills we already have (cars, car ins, phones, etc.)
Im willing to do any job that pays enough at this point, just a one bedroom apartment is around $1,100 where we are and that's just rent. We've also looked into some of the nicer mobile homes around us as well. Im constantly applying for better jobs but even with those we'd barely get by.
How did any of you guys move out? And at what age? And any ideas as to how I could manage to do this? (We've also tried the whole roommate thing and it was a disaster)
Pic is just a random apartment layout
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Move to a cheaper state? Where do you live cali, NY?
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Apartments are always expensive though.
What are you making though? We have no information.
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>>17235931
What kind of jobs are you doing right now? Any education or training? How old are you?
Also as another anon commented maybe move to where rent is cheaper?
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What can I do as a career ? I messed up my education so even after I graduate I'd probably only get into shitty community colleges. I'm awful at math and I'm ok at writing / English related subjects. What could I even do?
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join a military service
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If you can add and subtract ok with a little multiplication and division you could do accounting.
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>>17235952
If you cannot do anything other than shit in the correct toilet, then the military is your only hope. If you can do anything, anything else, you can do better.
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Adv/ pls wut do? Been seeing her on a basis of once every 3 or 4 weeks for half a year now
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>>17235874
you tell her the truth
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>>17235874
How do you feel about her? Write that.
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>>17235874
Where you from, OP? That chick looks like my boss's daughter.
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Hello /adv/, I have a dilema. My heart is telling me to become an engineer but my mind is telling me to become a doctor. I love mathematics and science and I am afraid that I will forget my knowledge of mathematics if I become a doctor. That being said doctors are much more successful financially. Any advice???
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Which of your heart or your mind has a track-record of better long-term decisions? Use that one.
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>>17235869
Being a doctor is a lot of dedication to school. Being an engineer will take far less time.
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Definitely become a doctor. Because the only thing you heart should be leading you to, is me
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So far the people I'm around makes me feel like I am shit that will never be anything but an anti-social moron.
Whatever I do to change, they view it as raising the bar for the highly functioning retard, throw me under the bus for two chuckles and continue with their day.
Recently I open myself to other shit like listening to different genres of music(acid jazz, instrumentals ect).
Still getting earshot of their shit talk. "He thinks music will change shit about him."
Listen, I don't actively pursue these people showing anything I do. They usually come around just to see what I am up to. Usually to mock me or something.
I experienced this a lot at the job as well, people only look to criticize, not make friends.
This really gave me a bitter heart toward people, but my social life is at stake.
Thoughts?
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The way to be liked is to be vulnerable. Be yourself, show what you're about. People who like the sort of person you are will notice, and there are people who like every kind of person.
Truths about you lose value as weapons against you if you distribute them freely. If showing your colours gets you thrown under the bus by pricks sometimes, that teaches you who the pricks are.
Ignore shit talk for what it is. Only the insecure need to pick on someone—it's such a difficult way of finding entertainment that they must not have much else in their life. That kind of person is invariably unproductive to hang around anyway. You won't learn anything from them. Kill them with kindness. There's no need to feel bad about someone else not yet enlightened.
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>>17235814
Have you tried not being a huge faggot? It seems to me that you are, in fact, a huge faggot.
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>>17235886
It really is difficult to understand this concept, but at the same time I really never challenged myself this way.
I kinda fooled myself to wait til I met more normal people, but really just people no matter how long I waited and it's been a long wait.
Killing with kindness makes me feel like I'm being made an ass of in the end, but see your point that it won't make me bitter like it currently did.
I'll keep this in mind. To be honest I was given coping skills for this exact subject and completely abandoned them because they didn't feel like they were working.
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I think i'm living with a verbally abusive step father. Ever since i can remember my step father would sometimes offend me and make me feel like shit. I'm really trying to get my shit together. but in the meantime i'm usually locked in my room 24/7. I can never be myself around him. I always get nervous and feel like crying. today i was helping my mom cook some chicken wings and i was in a rush because we were all hungry. I've never really prepared chicken wings before so i was just winging it and he comes over and starts to explain how to cut properly which was fine. then he tells me that i should control my emotions because i was rushing therefore struggling.It wasn't like i didn't know wtf i was doing but fine whatever. later on he tells my mom "don't worry, it may take till she's thirty to learn".I didn't get it he was talking about the chicken or in general but i felt bad.I'm getting the understanding that, he teaches me by making me feel like shit. Other times he will yell. i've heard him say a few times that moments like this will stay in my head forever so i can learn. But really all it's done is traumatize me. There are times when he treats me well but other times he would offend me by mentioning my failures. I remember being little and him asking why i get bad grades compared to my cousin who gets straight As and is a genius. Maybe i'm just a failure at life and deserve to die.
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I think you need therapy for yourself to learn skills to stand up to him or learn to ignore him, and as soon as you are financially able to, save up and leave the house.
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>>17235733
thank you....
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>chicken wings
>winging it
Kek, i think you should probably bring it up with your mom or some shit
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Hey /adv/. So I'm currently studying Computer Science at uni and I'm halfway through my graduate studies. I've done one internship that was basically all technical writing and setting up meetings and I'm currently interning as a software engineer.
The pay in this field is amazing and the mobility is crazy for how much you could move up the pay grades, but I'm finding I really don't enjoy programming and I'd much rather be talking to people, presenting materials, or scheduling meetings with others rather than sitting at a desk cranking out code.
It was literally within the first two weeks of this current internship I realized I don't want to code for a living as I think I'd go insane. I really don't want to consider any jobs that would pay under $70k a year though, but I'm really having a hard time finding what I might want to do with my life. Thinking of staying in school to get an MBA and maybe try and find a career in consulting, but I'm worried about experience requirements for that kind of job and if I went into HR I don't know if I could live off the lower pay grade. Any advice in general for career moves?
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Holy shit that picture is amazing.
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What you do is you quickly do a few postgrad degrees or diplomas in management, and hop the code monkey tiers to become team manager or leader.
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>>17235736
/g/ is fantastic for images
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I've considered that approach. I haven't talked to my manager about how he got to his position before so maybe I'll ask how long it took.
I'm really more looking to barely even touch code if possible. I want something almost entirely human interaction (and to travel too if possible)
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>tfw outwardly really confident and charismatic but still too scared to ask girls out
how do i fix this
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Don't be such a dick, saving all that awesome for yourself.
Find a girl that deserves to be with someone as amazing as you.
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>>17235585
xD
no really
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>>17235577
I liken it to throwing yourself over a waterfall. Take a single small step that will put yourself in a position where you can't back out without also looking like a complete idiot. Basically, force yourself to follow through. That's what works for me anyway. My success rate on actually getting a yes is a completely different story, but at least I can manage to ask them out.
Anyone else have a thirst for pussy juice?
How do I convince my gf to let me have a long French kiss session with her pussy? She tells me she feels ticklish every time I try, and she only lets me have a few seconds at it. Am I doing it wrong?
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>>17235519
Yes, you are. You probably go in too hard, while she is not aroused enough already and still sensitive.
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this has been scientifically proven to raise the chances of throat cancer a lot if done regularly
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>>17235724
*If the person being licked has stds
For the ticklishness, try touching her down there first before using your tongue. Pressing/licking harder with your tinge instead of light flicks should help too.
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so i have a saliva drug test tomorrow for work, ill be clean for about 36 hours
should i be worried?
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Depends what you did and the amount/frequency
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>>17235463
dabs everyday for the past 2 weeks, just found out about the test tomorrow
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You have a better chance passing a saliva than urine though so that's at least in your favor
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Am I a faggot or really spoiled with Internet porn?
I'll drop the story if people want to hear it, don't wanna type a bunch of shit for nothing
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hmu with the story senpai
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If you're upset with sex in real life because it wasn't like porn, you're a faggot who's really spoiled with internet porn.
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>>17235421
so you want people to ask you tell them a story? or something? what's your goal? actually, don't answer. stop posting, close the browser, kill yourself.
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Another stupid relationship thread
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So i went out with this girl i know for 3 dates and then she broke things off because she was not into it. Told me we could still be friends and that bullshit. This was about 6 months ago.
Then i tried to be her friend but it was not working on my end because i was still very much in to her. So i broke off contact for some time, up until a few weeks ago.
Now we are texting daily and we hang out some time, like once a week. Im afraid im not so physically atractive, but im working on that(losing weight). Whenever we hang out she's laughing alot at my jokes and sometimes she gets touchy. Now im wondering if i have another shot at this.
Should i stay away and respect that she said no? Should i get fit and try again? What do you guys recommend.
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>>17235360
Continue getting fit, drop hints occasionally, see how she responds. Whatever you do, do not give her 100% of your attention.
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Getting fit won't change her mind. Did she say she was not attracted to you? If you got sick from food at a restaurant why would you go back? Work on yourself and other girls, don't torture yourself.
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How do you know that the reason she rejected you was because she wasn't attracted to you?