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Need some advice from shroom experts.
Found these in my yard in Australia.
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Do not consume
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Or will nothing happen at all?

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What is the best online dating website these days?
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>>17235810
BLENDR
POF
OKC
FINYA
LABLUE
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>>17235810
From my experience, no luck at all on Tinder but a few women have messaged me first on OKC, which is surprising because I'd say I'm a pretty ugly dude. Maybe it's because Tinder is mostly just a hookup app and girls on there just look for the most attractive guy they can find. Idk.
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>>17235820
>Maybe it's because Tinder is mostly just a hookup app and girls on there just look for the most attractive guy they can find. Idk.

That. And even with hookup apps there are better ones like BlendR.

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Why do people start an argument themselves, say a ton of stupid or even sensible stuff and then, while you are in the middle of the argument, they just say a "whatever" or change the topic? How am I supposed to react in this situation? I don't mind at all if they have different opinions or don't agree with me but when they do this shit, it drives me fucking nuts.
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>>17235748
Whatever.
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probably because they figured out they are wrong, or got tired or arguing
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>>17235858
This. I have a friend who does this all the time. As soon as he thinks he might be wrong, he claims that he never really cared about the argument in the first place.

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It just seems like all anyone talks about is improving yourself to "be good enough for" a partner. What's the fucking point of hanging out with someone who is only attracted to your status in the first place.

Like I want someone to care about me and love me and instead there's this dumb system where she allows you to have sex with her if you meet her requirements but will drop you at any time.

Everyone always saying lower your standards. Then it's like no some fat gross slob won't love ME, she'll love that an average guy loves her below-average ass.

Every time I try to talk to girls I just feel lonelier at how fake the whole thing is. I used to dream of a happily ever after marriage and now I feel like women just tolerate your for the money and you tolerate her for the sex. How fucking shitty is that.
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Spot on, it fucking blows.

Girls are pretty ruthless when it comes to dating, and they will drop you if they find someone who has more status than you. Even if they supposedly "love you".

I essentially just opted out of the whole thing and stopped caring.
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You sound like a shitty person, you deserve that shitty dynamic.
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>>17235711
You're not mad about dating. You're mad that you're so low worth that not even average women give a fuck about you unless you're going to bankroll them or you're willing to be their emotional tampon. Dating is a fantastic way for attractive people to meet people they can fall in love with but not so much for unattractive men. I fall into the latter category, OP, so I too am mad at my own lack of worth.

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So I come home for lunch today and some asshole is trying to rob my apartment. It's a small studio. I'm in the doorway, there's no other way out. He's hiding behind the wall separates the kitchen from the main room. I yell out, "Hey man, I know you're here". Not sure why I did that, still processing I guess. I start to call 911 and he rushes me. We go down in a tangle in the hallway. He gets to his feet first and bolts down the stairs. I know he cant get out of the building without moving through doors with camera, so I run to the rental office and they call the cops. We have him on camera tailgating someone into and out of the building. He left his hoodie in the south stairwell. The Crime Scene technician showed up (Cute as Hell!, My age!, Sharp as it gets! I... I...) and dusted the pile of expensive electronics on my floor. I asked her if anybody ever tryed to rob a clean apartment. I got a smile! The staff found a hoodie (yeah the guy was black, not that that means much) in the south stairwell. The CST was going through it in the rental office and pulled out a homemade lock pick. Looked like twisted coat hangers and shit. I showed her the key to my front door and she flipped out. Then she looked at the apartment manager and said a 10 year old could pick my door in 10 seconds. Anons, here is the key, I'm calling on anyone with locksmithing experience to verify. How simple is it to pick a lock with this key cut? Just so you know. I didn't loose anything. I must have gotten there about 10 minutes after he did. In the end, I got a half day off and a hell of a story.
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That's literally the most simple key I have ever seen
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Pretty easy if you're lucky or know what you're doing.

I keep a hairpin and a modified piece of metal in my wallet just in case I lock myself out of my house. It's a like $50 lock and deadbolt set. You'd think that after using the hairpin and metal to get into my house a few times I'd upgrade locks but honestly I don't have anything to steal I would give a shit about. Don't get me wrong I have nice things but it's all replaceable and last time I had a break-in they got all my family heirlooms so now I just don't give a shit.

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hey, i don't have health insurance and I've only got about 100 dollars to my name. i shit blood everytime i go to the toilet. what should i do? i'm not in any real pain, but my guts feel all gnarly.
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See you in hell dude
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>>17235690
what's money have to do with seeing a doctor?
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>>17235994

>EUfag

But seriously dude, blood is bad. See a doctor.

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>plan a burrito date
>pick her up at bus stop
>get out of my car and out of parking lot and meet her outside her bus
>i try to grab her hand, she refuses
>she's crying on the way to burrito place
>doesn't talk to me
>get to burrito place
>tell her i've lost my appetite
>sit in car for 20 minutes
>she goes into restaurant and tells me to go home
>i wait outside parking lot for her
>she walks away from me
>follow her with car
>park car
>get out of car and follow her by foot for an hour
>she's crying the whole time
>she gets on a bus and leaves me

haven't talked to each other in 6 days. is it over?
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Why was she crying. You need to reach out to her
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>>17235643
i kept asking her and was trying to be understanding about it the whole car ride. no responses, just looks away and cries
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>>17235645
She must have been distressed, how do you two normally handle problems together?
Is this a relationship you want to be in?

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How easy/cheap is it to buy a gun? I don't know anyone who owns one, and have never seen a store selling guns, so I have zero frame of reference as to how to get one.

Nothing fancy. Just something cheap to blow my stupid brains out.
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Fuck off and don't use a gun.
The anti-gun lobby doesn't need more
ammunition.
t. /k/
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>>17235567
>The anti-gun lobby doesn't need more
ammunition.
Why would they want ammunition? They're anti-gun.
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>>17235561
What>>17235567
Said

Just hang yourself.

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how did you meet your gf/bf
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First time i saw him was when i went to carnival with mutual friends. He was dressed as a nun. Then i saw him again at a bbq at friends house. That's where i REALLY catched a crush. Then he came along when that same friend invited me out on my birthday. We ended up talking all night, and kissing us goodbye at 5am. The rest is history.
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Through a roommate who was a mutual friend.

Been together 6 years and married for 1
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On [email protected], in the /fit/ related chat.

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What do you do if you are stressed as hell with no end in sight? How can you stay on top of it?
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give yourself breaks by working on your hobbies, exercising, or sleeping

you'll be happier and produce better work
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>>17235526
I try doing that, but it just adds to my stress cause i know i should (especially the exercise part). It ends up being more on my to-do list that never seems to shrink. Yesterday i just took time out for my hobby and jikes! Now i woke up in the middle of the night to get up and catch up with chores cause i was behind because i took some "me time". This sucks...
Sleeping isn't a problem. I get enough sleep. But i always feel guilty for going to bed early cause i could get more done if i sleep less. It's really annoying... I seem to have very high expectations on myself. But whenever i slack just a bit, everything starts adding up in NO time and is overwhelming me massively.
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>>17235507
>>17235540
It sound like you have deeper problems, probably starting with your parents/home situation. You are too hard on yourself, you should also learn to chill and let go. How old are you, and what do you do for living/what are you studying?

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Alright i did not know whether to put this here or on /an/ but fuck it! I would like to know if its alright to plant morning glory's on my yard and suffer no repercussions, if for example a dog gets poisoned by it.
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That sounds like something a would-be dog-killer would say....
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>>17235475
Well depends if dogs dig up your yard often but if not I don't see the harm an It's better if you put up a warning sign but be warned if someone takes your flowers and gets hurt your still to blame
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>>17235475
If some dog dies then it's the owner's fault for not looking after it properly. Plant that shit.

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What is mother-baby law and is it legal to take someone's intelligence away via electroshock under any type of law under the basis of being too smart.
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>>17235383
>women
>smart

Is this bait?
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>>17235394
I don't understand your question
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>>17235383
>What is mother-baby law
I haven't been able to find a clear definition of the term at all. I've found the term on Google, mostly from people claiming they will be interested in seeing its effects of C-section rates, but no one who is willing to say what it is. For that reason, I can't even be sure that this even refers to the thing you're talking about.

>and is it legal to take someone's intelligence away via electroshock under any type of law under the basis of being too smart.
No. That one, I'm pretty darn sure of.

tldr; should i even try to date if i'm mentally ill?

i'm a 20 year old girl, never had a long term relationship. i tend to attract guys that either have hardcore commitment issues or clingy guys with a crazy girl fetish/savior complex.

i'm diagnosed bipolar (mainly depressive/mixed states) and EDNOS (eating disorder not otherwise specified) I'm medicated but i still have anxiety/mood instability/low self esteem/self destructive tendencies

90% of bipolar marriages end in divorce. should i just accept being single eternally?
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You need to accept your condition and find a guy who puts up with it for some reason. This reason may be a crazy girl fetish or a savior complex, or a myriad of other reasons.
You have to think realistically. there are women who are more fit than you for an emotionally balanced healthy relationship than you are. Men who choose you will have some other reason than choosing the girl with whom they can have this the most easily. They will like something about you that makes them forget your condition or gives them motivation to help you with it.

Don't stay single forever, just accept what you have and bring the best out of it.
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Shit I feel you OP, kik a nigga.

Kik: voxxey
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Bipolar 2 here. I've given up on relationships completely. I guess I'm fine when I'm "stable", but when I go through episodes of depression at any time I just nope the fuck out of being around anyone.

I'm sure there's people that can make it work, but personally; it's been really rough.

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Got weird feelings for my sister, /adv/
>Im 23, she's 21
>She's my favorite person to be around, more so than my current GF of 4 years
>recently she got a BF and I'm mad jealous
>the thought of her with a man sickens me
>fooled around a little when we were younger, haven't talked about it in like 6 years
>used to talk to each other about everything
>all of a sudden she's less willing to talk, presumably because of her bf
>no time for each other
>no fun with each other

What do? Sometimes I think I'm in love with her, then that passes when we sit and char and I realise she's like a really good friend
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I would tell her shes my favorite person to be around even if she finds that kind of weird. And go from there kind of hinting about your crush on her. See how she feels about you. Ease into it, see what happens
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You are just gay and confused, you can't feel anything possitive towards a woman without mistaking it for love
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>>17235305
are you physically attracted to her as well?

Got a girls number last October.

Never texted her anything.

(therefore she doesn't have my number)

(keep in mind we talk in person relatively often)

wat do?
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"Hi... it's Anon. You may remember me from a really long time ago; we met at ____ last October and you gave me your number. I'm sorry, I never called cuz I was going through a weird situation.. I know this is kind of out of the blue, but would you like to meet up some time?"
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>>17235238

Wait sorry, I missed the bit where you talk in person regularly. Ummm... in that case I'm not really sure what you're asking..
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>>17235230
Nah bro.

Just ask her for her number again.

Keep that spaghetti in your pocket.

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