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Read the book She comes first. Also search for Nina Hartley video on how to eat pussy on the pornhub

>>18627871
You dont want to lick the vagina itself, you want to lick the top of it where clit is hidden. Also plenty video guides online.

Take note every girl is different. Tell her to grab your head and push it towards the place she likes and grab your hand and tell her to squeeze it when you are doibg good. You need to experiment and learn each girl separatelly. What one likes, other can hate.

Just the rule of thumb: dont change speed, pressure and angle. To get girl off, you need to keep doing that motion for a while.
>when you fap, you also need constant uninterrupted stimulation to cum, it is the same with clit

>>18627871
this is one of the most disgusting and repulsive things you can possibly do, and i'm a straight male
what the fuck, can you be in a relationship and never lick pussy?

>taking on some bitches problems

christ OP...

>>18627741
I know... but I love her.

help need advice

>>18627697
Go online and what a master usually says to the submissive. But don't copy this shit, it is often extreme roleplaying and made by people who try too hard, try to command her with a gentle and kind voice and try to display enjoyment over her obedience.

>>18627697
-More of "what I'm going to do to you"
-In the act "What I am doing to you"
-Make her ask for it and/or say what you're doing to her
-Call her your little slut, etc. (Tread carefully with that one. Some women otherwise open to play react badly to that word.)

>Call her your little slut, etc. (Tread carefully with that one. Some women otherwise open to play react badly to that word.)
haven't done this but I really want to. How do I approach this without risking that she might hate it?

>>18627604
WHY not instead just ignore some drunken loudmouth cunt of a thing?

>>18627604
Is she doing her job? If yes then who gives a fuck. She was drunk and probably talking bullshit. Everyone does it.

You come off as a faggot who writes up 1 star reviews on yelp because you didn't get blowjob service with your meal.

Unless they're looking for a reason to fire her, they'll just laugh at you. Even if they were, you'd need to show proof. Drunk talking isn't the same as being an idiot and tweeting about it.

nah it's okay boi, we all did this

it's pretty messed up, especially if you're friends with his gf as well

Nope. Its just fap thoughts. You are a cuck though

Cancer is a long, horrible, road but there is light at the end and more times often than not, hope.

My mother had 40% to live and now she is cancer free for months. Keep positive and be the best man(or woman) you can be.

>>18627546
time to make a baby, anon
(im sort of serious)

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take him out back

maybe you didnt have time/willpower to mourn your wife since you had a teenage daughter to raise

do you have friends? ones that dont require you to put up a fake smile everytime you see them

do you have any hobbies as banal this sounds, you need something new that doesnt remind you of your wife if this feeling doesnt go away in reasonable time

maybe a new work and new place, id imagine that house is not exactly the best place to be in where you were with your wife

>cheer up

round two, grandkids

also, lots of guys at my office, re-marry filipino gals 10+ years younger

>>18627573
>ones that dont require you to put up a fake smile everytime you see them
Not really. Our daughter is the only person I don't have to put a fake smile on for.

>do you have any hobbies as banal this sounds, you need something new that doesnt remind you of your wife if this feeling doesnt go away in reasonable time
No. I've started playing video games again, which I haven't done since before our daughter was born but I don't think that counts.

>>18627579
I don't think she's planning on having kids for a while and to be honest I'd rather have no strings attached sex with a mildly attractive prostitute than an Asian girlfriend/wife.

Heck no. Even at 30 you have a chance to shift tracks to paradise.
I had nothing going for the longest time - stopped studying after one semester, didn't do anything for years, was a handholdless virgin till 21 (and even then the experience was really bad), zero friends within a 2000 mile radius, overweight and never left my room.
Now I'm studying one of the most challenging fields at university, am much more interested in life and started seeing a lovely and wholesome girl. Sometimes I think about how far I'd be already had I done these things after graduating highschool, but it's pointless to have that mindset.
You'll probably be doing a few more dumb mistakes, but that's fine as long as you learn. The 20s are very patient, and you'll get plenty of chances to turn your life around as long as you start picking yourself up.

>>18627491
How did you get started? Did you just suddenly find motivation to do shit? Ive been trying to make a change but it always seems like I take one step forward and two steps back. How did you solve your money concerns with regards to paying for school?

>>18627504
I'll admit that I have the privilege of living with a very supportive and moderately well-off family, which allowed me not to worry about having to scrape up money till the end of the month, plus they financed my therapy sessions and medication. Still, although it's hard to quantify the impact of the meds, the most important catalyst for change is your own desire to improve and to start doing anything productive on a regular basis, no matter how trivial. Eventually I started getting desires to accomplish things - get a job, lose weight, resume education,...
Do you have friends or family that could help you? If someone cares about you, they'd gladly carry some of your burden if it helps you get better. What kind of school do you want to go to?

>>18627404
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b) You recognize that your employment with Company affords you close contact with Company’s former, present and potential customers or clients. Contacts as well as access to information about them are of great importance to Company’s business. Therefore, in consideration of your being an employee of Company, you agree that for a period of 12 months after the termination, for any reason, of your employment with Company, you will not:

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>>18627406
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1) personally engage in, or be employed by, consult with, or render services to, any Competing Business, either directly or indirectly (including individually or as a principal, shareholder, director, partner, employee, officer, agent or consultant). “Competing Business” means any entity or person engaged in or about to become or seeking to become engaged in research, development, production, marketing, or selling or a Competing Product(s). “Competing Product(s)” means product(s), or process(es) which compete directly or indirectly with Company’s product(s) or process(es), including any and all of Company’s products or processes that are still in development at the time of your departure.

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>>18627410
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2) either directly or indirectly, either for yourself or any other person, firm, corporation or other form of business entity, call, solicit, entice, take away, canvas, divert or interfere with any former, current or prospective customer or client of Company with whom you had contact within 12 months of the termination of your employment, where the purpose of the contact with such former, current or prospective customer may be to, directly or indirectly, cease having that entity do business with Company or reduce the level of business that entity does with Company.

>>18627104
>and pussied out.
and he pussied out.

>>18627104
Idk do you think you could do the same thing to Jamal when you inevitably go to prison for assault?

Just another day on a primitive mudball inhabited by psychotic apes.

>>18627018

pt.2

it was the most freeing experience I’ve had, not only did I reconnect with my family there face to face instead of facebook massages every now and then, but I was also able to see photos of my grandfather and grandmother I’d never seen before, I saw one of my grandfather with me in the “Defensa Nacional De Toluca” it’s the Mexican version of the young marines here in the U.S.
and it sparked these feelings of belonging I’ve never had.
I’ve been bouncing this idea in my head since I got back after 2 mouths there. I don’t think I belong here. I don’t think I ever did. and since going back there I can’t get this feeling out of me, this longing of being back there with my family and all my old friends and people there. I actually felt happy there for the first time in a very long time.
I want to bring this up with my father but I don’t know how. He has always pride himself in coming here and “becoming an American” but I don’t think we ever did, I think we have just been pretending to for a very long time and I don’t want to pretend anymore.
How can I bring this up with him? I at least want to travel back there and maybe stay there for a long period of time, but he has a job offering for me lined up from one of his business partners that he wants me to accept. what can I say /adv/ please help.

>>18627018
>>18627022
definitely go back. encourage your countrymen to go back as well. I'm not saying that because "muh wall" but because being in your homeland with your own people is, like you said, the most comfortable you'll ever be.

>>18627025
I don't know how to bring it up with my father.

>>18626904
if hes dirty and lazy, leave him! try to find an excuse or piss him off

you have to let yourself grow and not be held back in a relationship you don't really want.

literally went through a similar thing with my ex gf.

now two months later, she has a job in her field, and i just got a job and i'm going back to school for a badass major.

>>18626904

have you talked to your dad about it? If your plan is to move in with him, you should definitely confirm that's OK before making your current living situation more of a problem than it already is.

Stopped reading at
>but not much bigger than mine

Break up and find a guy with a larger cock?

>>18626821
This. Find a woman or be celibate.

>>18626723
Relationships take compromise.

>>18626723
Then just fly you dumb retard their is nothing that says you can't fly and have them drive ,it's like you want me to make fun of you

>>18626723
Drive there, fly back for work

>>18626625
Ask your doctor.

>>18626625
How young are you? It could be hair growing, when my pubes started growing my balls they were incredibly itchy.

>>18626625
It could be folliculitus developing or some eczema. Contact your doctor