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All the dates you listed aren't original at all, though.

>>18633279
>What happened to picnics, watching the stars, going for a walk, something original.

It's funny because none of these are really that original but I like it, I hate going out into really busy areas too. I wish I knew irl cause you're perfect.

>>18633283
Op BTFO

>kiss him
>get on top of him
>start taking off his clothes

Just unleash your primal side. You know you want his dick so do what you want and don't worry what he thinks.

I'm still with my first sex partner and I'm usually the one who initiates. Just curious, how is your sex drive?

>>18633076
If you aren't comfortable talking about it you're with the wrong person.
If it has came up then tell him you want to and be str8 up.

>>18633002
I am 24 years old, just graduated college.

How does age play into it exactly?

>>18632999
What the fug man. $30 an hour how can anyone complain about that? How many hours do you get. Sounds like a fucking amazing gig! What the fuck is the difference working for a "corporation" I mean what other background do you have? But anyways, Fuck what other people think anyways. If you are making good money it doesn't matter what you do. Because there are other people who would die for that wage and work pathetic, hardworking jobs. Man I'd laugh at whoever would think lowly of me for doing that.

As for putting it on your resume... Why not? I mean if you think it would be completely inapplicable to the job you're applying for. But personally I wouldn't put it on unless I was really hard on for extra work experience.

Lowbrow is in your head. Thinking like that keeps people from taking well-paying, in-demand jobs that don't involve 1980s-style yuppie approval. I know older people in various industries (like court reporting and appliance repair) who are begging people to come work for them at $50K+ but no one wants to do it because they'd rather make $10K working for a "media startup" just reblogging stuff they've seen on Instagram.

But I also happen to be a self-important critical asshole, and even by my standards music teacher is a respectable job. If you enjoy it and it pays the bills you're golden.

One of my girlfriends was a grade school violin teacher and performing musician. All her wealthy stuck-up friends thought it was awesome.

One day though, I bring it up, and since people with mania get irritated extremely easily, he broke up with me on the spot. I was on the floor, pathetic, with no dignity crying, and begging for forgiveness (even though I didn't do anything wrong). And he just smiled at me, nonchalantly, touching my face as I cried. Like if nothing was happening. I should have known he was going through a manic episode as I brought up the topic, but I didn't realize it until it was too late. His eyes were dilated and he was acting disconnected. Anyways though, he pretty much smiled as I was suffering, and that hurt. Having your own lover smile at your torment. Deep down, I know it was his mania influencing him, but fuck. So a few days later, we talk again, and he tells me "I'll take you back, but only if you understand mental disorders". That sounded fair, so I spent all night researching bipolar disorder. I was going to text him everything I learned, but it was so much that I had to type a 3 page word document. So I spent all day and night researching it, and I typed him a 3 page essay by morning. So in the morning, I check my Snapchat, and I see he posted something... literally an hour after he said he'll give me a chance, he posted a picture of him cuddling with another guy on a bed, with the caption "summer love". I broke down crying, I spent all night pouring my soul into this guy, and he goes ahead and fucking cucks me. The next day, he does the same thing.. except this time he's leaning his head against some other guy with the caption "international kissing day". At this point, I lose my shit and I moved on. But as luck has it, we're back together again. And I feel like a cuck. On one hand, his manic episodes make him act like a whole different person. He's not himself when manic. But on the other hand, was it just him being a piece of shit? There's no way to tell. He was most likely being manic since manic episodes can last anywhere from a day, to months.

So is it forgivable my dudes?

>>18632743
It's not forgivable that you assume disorders dont define people. You fucking retard. You deserve all the abuse you have coming, trusting and loving someone with bipolar the way you do. How fuckimg pathetic are you, that you can't see him for the terrible persom he is? Do you an iq of 70 and no conscientiousness whatsoever? Leave him or suffer you dipshit.

>>18632099
why would you want an I as an E?
and that's what, 10% of women?
try games or game shops. or through friends.
or start school again to do science

>>18632110
Thanks for the advice.

According to the theory, the best partners for ENTPs are INTJs ans ISFJs.

My first and only (real life) crush was INFJ, so I'm inclined to agree.

Also, I built an unhealthy attachment to Kurisu, shed an INTJ.

ENTPs are sometimes referred as the Introverted Extroverts, and I tend to agree.

I hardly watch anime, so I'm not just a waifu maniac...

>>18632135
INFJs not ISFJs,
NT's are better with other NTs

1. 27 m USA
2. Yes, I live in bay area. It is much cheaper and nicer than renting a room, I am also unemployed since my DUI 18 months ago, but going to start my own business and get a shit job at Tesla tomorrow.

3. Becoming normal in bay area, costs are crazy.

>>18631288
20/m/US
No
Not really, I started working and making legitimate money right after highschool, most of my friends are at home looking for a real job or going to school.

26 male USA. I live outside NYC.

Yes because I got a degree in finance for a job as an accountant and decided it was boring. Went back to school part time while working full time and bust finished a bs in cs. Probably going to look for a job in a year doing data analyst stuff once I learn advanced excel and sql. I've saved 20k and just bought a car for 30k and have to pay off 11k which is my only debt.

I'm moving out very soon im just trying to pay off this car then I'm debt free. Rent is expensive in my area too.

Yes and no depending. Most of my friends are upper middle class and some make 70 or 80k a year and live at home. A lot of peolple I know get a gf then move out.

I should note. I feel shitty about my life and the situation I'm in as I would have liked to move years ago. I don't think it's healthy to be this old living with parents.

He's one of *those* guys eh? Tell him to grow the fuck up and tell him he's creepy as fuck hanging around with a bunch of 16-17 year old kids because that's the truth.

>>18631212

You don't. Kek

>>18631221
>had a 19 year old and 21 year old in my circle of friends at 15
>Always just thought they were cool
>Still think they were
Why is it creepy exactly?

I'd only feel weird, at 23, hanging around kids that age because we wouldn't have much in common.

>>18635690

If you are already planning for your relationships demise, then do the honorable thing and walk away.

>>18635697

People like you annoy me.

I don't plan to fail. But a man must always be prepared

>>18635697
This. You can't have an actually good relationship if you've already got one foot out the door.

If you were breaching someone's privacy, that could get the police involved too. How about you stop being a little pervert?

>>18635524
peeping? like in the bathroom?

>>18635529
already did that
>>18635530
no the fitting room

>>18634820
You don't thats the thing.
You get to know them, people put on a facade. You see their true colors in a few months, maybe even after a few years.

it's a gamble and your heart is at stake.

This is why its not wise to marry anyone so hastily

>>18634862
No I can tell a girl is a whore in about 3 seconds and it's 99.99 percent of them

>>18634820
>Every single girl I've met is a whore

Wow, bad luck. Sorry man.

>>18634917
>No I can tell a girl is a whore in about 3 seconds and it's 99.99 percent of them

Oh, wait, you are just crazy. Just for fun, what makes a girl a whore to you?

>>18634794
A park maybe? But not a too crowded place

>>18634794
Take her to see a film in the theaters! You can thank me later ;)

>>18634794
A burlesque show of course
She will enjoy the music and you will enjoy the show

>>18634742
Are you friends? Could you hang out with her socially without asking her on a date?

Be confident and straightforward

>>18634762
Yes, could do that.

>>18634770
I plan to be, but I need to get the timing right, that's the tricky part here.

pls respond

Can someone explain to me once and for all what putting words in (((parentheses))) means?

>>18634740
jews
in my case crush from hs
which i recently finished

I'm 26 and have two degrees and a career. I have no friends and will likely off myself by the time I'm 30 due to depression.

Happiness comes from within I guess good luck with that.

Oh and I don't think women care about degrees or jobs in murica. It's funny because all of my friends with good jobs accounting finance or engineering are single. While all my friends with shitty as wage cuck jobs have attractive girls that will marry them.

>>18634638
Typo I said I have no friends I meant no girlfriend.

>>18634638
Are you sure? Every woman I know is obsessed with class and what you can do for them lol. Not that I want to end up with a shitty entitled woman, but still.

>>18634515
> stool softeners
> laxatives
> or
> just shit in the shower

>>18634528
My stools are normal now, they're soft and easy to pass, but only when I'm in this position.

I'm not going to be a fucking waffle stomper

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>>18634515
Pic related: problem solved.