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Point out their flaws subtly so that it fucks with their confidence

>>17273547
There is no general answer to your question. Fucking with someone subtly requires knowing them very well, to get a sense of what buttons to push (and what buttons NOt to).

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Do this

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So let me get this straight, you married a woman who was ten years your senior, a busted up stripper, a junkie, an obvious cheater considering she was naked with the 26 year old dude, someone who fucking stabbed you and put you in jail.

Not only did you do that, you stayed with her while she was constantly talking about cheating on you, while she was looking for a house for her and her new sugar daddy, while she constantly told you that she was using you, while she fucking said she was a demon that wanted to dismember you, while she constantly threatened to put you back in jail, while she told you she was in love with someone else, while she repeatedly used sex as a weapon, while she was making money pseudo-dating another guy and giving him bdsm style pleasure.

I'm sorry OP, a lot of people won't read your long reddit post but you are a genuine bonafide 100% insane fucking retard. That's the cold hard honest truth. You're just as broken as she is. But you're 23 fucking years old. You're still in your prime. I get it, I really do. You're lonely and worried that you won't ever find another woman if you leave this whore. Your first love turned out to be just as broken as you and you can't help but be with her. Gain some perspective though man. Surely you can see how incredibly stupid you sound by reading what you wrote. You sound like the fucking retard that dies in your average CSI crime drama style show. Reading that post infuriates the fuck out of me, I can't imagine how it makes you feel. Let that long ass post be a cathartic experience of you purging out your previous life.

Go back to your parents house, file for a divorce immediately and delete her from your life. Never and I mean NEVER, interact with her again in any place but court. I'm genuinely worried that you'll end up murdered at this rate, OP. You're obviously going to feel blues for the first love you had but please don't throw your life away like this.

>>17273623
Oh and post her nudes so I can fap to her cucking you.

>>17273623
I appreciate it bro, It's funny cause it's a big haze. I take responsibility for my actions, I saw a pretty girl and wanted to get away from my parents. I was in complete denial that she would cheat on me,until it started happening.

You got to realize tho, I was not in contact with my family, she was threatening the cops on me constantly.

I'm gone, I already started seeing other people, got a promotion at my new job already. Things are looking good. Feeling bretty good after a girl asked if I was a porn star and when I told her a little bit about my ex, she told me "how could anyone ever hurt you like that". I'm actually pretty handsome, fit, and tall. Already done with that one tho, too clingy and needy. Going to focus on myself now.

Yeah, I'm never dating a girl that I can't immediately spot has good values and comes from a good family. I appreciate it bro, I fucked up real bad but never again.

>>17273480
>I'm a long term unemployed 28 year old male
Stopped reading there. Stop being a manchild, get a job and move the fuck out.

>>17273489
Hey man it's not for lack of trying. I apply to tons of shit but the unemployment around here is obscene and I've got nothing to lift my application above the hordes of applicants.

>>17273503
Where do you live? East coast? West Coast?

>>17273475

Tell the cops that some guy sent you a pic of an underage girl that he claims is his wife.

If doing what you did with a 16 year old is illegal where you live, then sure, you can get in trouble for it. The legality or illegality of their relationship is a separate issue and your liability is completely independent of it.

>>17273492
I know THAT much, but had I known she was 16 I never would've agreed to it in the first place.

Um. The plist is a file that generally stores your preferences for programs, and deleting them can sometimes be beneficial depending on what program that plist is for. I'm not telling you to delete it but it's probably not the problem.

Have you tried resetting your pram?

>>17273483
Yes I did it and it still boots into OS X Utilities.

>>17273510
Can you restore from time machine?

Too short actually. For me it was like 4 months for a 3 years relationship. I think my case was even really a short time compared to others

>>17273467
We only dated for 3 months, and it's been one and I still think about it all the time. I think it's because I still don't know truly why we even broke up.

>>17273440
If building a MG is too short, get a PG.

Not a detectable level.

>>17273473
whats normally the level?

bump. C'mon /adv/ more people need to set me straight.

alpha as fuard

>act like an asshole
>be surprised when things don't play out in your favour

>>17273432

"Oh good! thought you were going to rape me tonight and was debating over coming to meet you or not"

You know the answer to this already.
Aka, don't be a shitcunt.

There are people DYING for their friends. Now, I'm not saying you have to go that far. But just being a shoulder and an ice breaker is enough support and friendship solidificaction.

Just keep that in mind.

>>17273428
What I'm saying is: since I don't like people minding my business and trying to "help" me when I'm down, I wouldn't want them to expect me to do the same thing for them.

>>17273431
Ah, I get you.
>Jetlag is a bitch

Still, the shoulder bit I posted. Your friend will return the favour, and you'll be hard pressed to stop them.

You're not a bad person for being stubborn, everyone does it. But don't completely dismiss your mates and their desire to support you.

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>>17273405
>Even so, I just feel like a really incompetent girlfriend and that I completely lack empathy.
You're fine. You can't empathize with crazy. You understood that he may have been upset because someone did something dumb like make fun of a dead family member, which is horrible. That's the same level of empathy that any normal person would employ to understand why someone would feel upset - because he may have been close to the dead family member and hearing a joke about the death may have been hurtful.

To empathize with cutting, you'd have to understand why someone would want to self-harm, and if you've never done it, how could you know why these weirdos do what they do?

>>17273405
>I got insensitive and asked about that family member's death (it happened before we started dating) and he told me "do I look like I want to talk about this"
You weren't being insensitive, he's just being a bitch about it.

>>17273405
Dump him. Fucking autistic attention whore.
It is admirable that you're trying to stick with him through tough times but it sounds like he may use that to manipulate you into opening your legs, or in this case your mouth.

Why do you need to get fired because of a house? This sounds unethical as shit

well, you can't afford a house, so don't buy one.
do you have a union? are you being fired or are you being laid off?

>>17273391
No, I guess I phrased that strangely.

I am going to be fired.
A supervisor broke policy to tell me this because she knows I am about to purchase a house.

>>17273359
Give me some ideas pervs ;)
What would you want to see?

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>>17273359
SURRREEEE you are.

Give us a bit of evidence and we will help you out.

Fetish videos would be a good idea. Logically should be able to get more views / purchases of your content by crossing over into a new niche. Fetish clothing/shoes, Domination, etc. could all be worked into your regular work right now.

>>17273357
Just live as far away as possible from her and you won't have a problem.

If you can't avoid her, ignore her. You don't have to listen to a word she says.

>>17273357

Accepting a relationship with your boyfriend means accepting a relationship with his mom.

Everyone has been or is with someone who has an irritating family member. Stop trying to talk to her, grin and smile, whip out your phone and start playing angry birds whenever she drones on, do whatever it is you have to do but you need to accept one thing; nothing you do will change her.

Accept it or find a different boyfriend. I dated a girl whose mom got drunk everyday and told me the same stories a million times. I smiled and sipped my wine and faked surprise because thats what you do in a relationship.

Stop taking it personally and just accept the annoying situation for what it is. I doubt she even realizes it. Do what you have to do to be there for your boyfriend and endure his yappy mother.

>>17273373
>>17273376
Alright but what do I do for future encounters when other people interrupt me in a conversation? What's the proper protocol for this without coming off as too rude?

>>17273355

>Should I feel bad about this?

If I were your dad I'd be glad you were out driving around in the real world as opposed to sitting inside playing CS all day.

>>17273355
Two years ago? No, sell it my friend

2 years is a perfectly acceptable amount of time to use a gift, even an expensive one, before replacing it.

So, did you want advice, or...?

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No, I was just giving advice.

Examples of how to use this practically?