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Is being bald a common 'deal breaker'?
I'm 22 and started balding, will probably get to the point of no return in a year or two.
How much will it fuck my chances to date/do girls and all?

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Hello /adv/
I'm a 20 yo guy here
I've had 3 girlfriends and I think I don't want another girlfriend (no I'm not gay). I think I got tired of the whole boyfriend-girlfriend act, the needyness, the commitment.
However I am still a man and wanna fuck. But I'm not that rich to afford prostitutes too often (also I'm paranoid about STDs). And I don't really like to get drunk all the time for a random hookup with a girl at a party and I don't think it would be ethical to take advantage of a drunk girl.
So I deduced that the only choice for me is to find a fuck buddy. Like a girl who'd fuck me but wouldn't require me to act all caring and shit.
So I asked my last ex girlfriend (we had a smooth breakup, so I asked after we broke up) how much she would rate my looks. She rated 8/10. How hard would it be for an 8/10 to find a fuckbuddy? How would one start these kinds of relationships? I imagine if I started dating and stated that I just want sex would put 90% of girls off and would take way too long? Should I write some suggestive lines on tinder or something? How would a guy find a fuckbuddy?

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I seek medical advice. Over a week ago, i went out with some people and we were drinking tequila from the bottle. After that, I noticed that one of the people drinking had a cold sore on the edge of his mouth. Now, I have been experiencing a dry, but not painful lip. Because I am so anxious that it is herpes, I started biting my lip a bit, along with the fact that it feels chapped. There are red sores toward the middle of my bottom lip (as pictured). Do they look like cold sores? Do I have herpes?

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Hi guys I'm going through a lot, but I'm too burnt out to explain......

Can I get a hug?? :)

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I just finished undergrad and now I'm job hunting. Some applications ask what I expect to be paid. I actually have no idea how much a fresh graduate is paid, what should I do?

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>helped a neighbor with some stuff around the house
>mostly yardwork and patching various walls
>one day she starts just wearing skimpy robes
>few times I go over there later, she says shes short on money... says she can repay me a different way
>thinking she baked me something or food
>nope.jpg
>starts undoing my jeans
>starts blowing me in the kitchen
>nut in her mouth and a little on her chin
>I just got sucked off by my friend's mom.
>patch wall in bedroom
>she walks into the room completely naked
>fuck the shit out of her

How fucked am I? I'm fucking one of my friend's mom... oh to make matters worse... she also asked me to do some work for a friend of her's... is she also trying to pimp me out?

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>go to party
>get drunk
>don't remember much, just remember banging
>wake up, two fat girls in my bed
>they wake up
>chat a bit
>find out they're roommates, I went back to their apartment with them
>one starts sucking me off while I talk with the other
>take turns on my dick, shit is cash
>I nut and they keep on sucking.
>they give me their number
>tell me they're a package deal
Should I go back and keep fucking them? They seem really chill, a little strange, one had pink hair and hello kitty earrings and pink glasses while the other had smeared black lipstick and thiiiick eyeshadow and skull earrings.

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>finally made the jump and been dating my best female friend, as we've always had chemistry
>amazing personality, cute face, shy in bed like a virgin, but really meh body (no curves, boobs, or ass, basically like a fridge)

How do I get over this?

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Hello I thought this is helpful so it should go here, in this section.

Yoga, the kriyas, bestow virtue and vitality. Not through a mental perception but a physical one. People argue over what is really the truth but this is the real deal.

I recommend the Basic Spinal series http://www.pinklotus.org/-%20Kundalini%20Yoga%20kriyas%20english.htm

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i got that from a party .what should i do cause i don t want to become bald on all my hair , I know , it s awful , but i want to know your opinion. I hope that u ll help me

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Ok guys so few days ago went on a first date with a girl, I suggested drinks because it's really an easy way to get to know someone and a quick getaway if things go bad. Things went a lot better than expected tho as we ended up staying until the bar closed shop, and even better I got home and suggested meeting up again and she has agreed.

That's where I hit a wall, what do I do for the second date? Any suggestions? Is a walk too boring given that we have already sat and talked for 5+ hours? All be it with a live band playing near us. I was gonna suggest this spot I walk frequently with quite a nice view at the end it's quite a long walk tho (45 min there then same back), tone it down maybe or still good?

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21, in college, smart, computer savvy but not a coder-type, can talk to people, physically fit and willing to labor don't wanna join the military until after college, what do

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got my first date tomorrow.
its a double date.
girl is def dtf and is into me.
i have a huge crush on her.
wtf do i do not to mess this up?
drink?

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Ok /adv/...
I need some advice
My fucking body is screwing with me again
Only this time the problem is my asshole
First off - I'm a 19 year old Uni student. I'm currently finishing my spring semester exams. My BMI is 23.8.I like to think I have good hygiene- I always take a shower in the morning and never wear dirty clothes .Like all students I spend my most of my time sitting and studying. And now I think I have either hemorrhoids or piles. These big pus/blood/whatever filled sacks of pain that start around my internal sphincter and end in my external sphincter.And in last couple of days I'm in quite a bit of pain. It also itches. Now I know what you'd say - just go to the doctor. Well thing is I'm fucking terrified of the thought that I'd have to show my asshole to any unknown person. Especially if the doc is male. And I'd probably lose my shit completely if anyone had to stick a finger up there. So I'm definately not even going there. Sooo... I kind of see two options. Wait for the fucking thing to subside (I've not clue how long would that take but I'm already in pain so I can't really wait) or grow a pair and drain the fucker myself. I think I'm going with the latter.
So my question is... How should I do it? What should I use to sterilise the area? Is strong alcohol enough or should I get rubbing alcohol? Should I just heat a needle and pierce it or try to strangle the fuck with some dental floss? Should I numb the place with ice or menthol cream? Or should I just do it with my fingers and pop it like a bad pimple? How should I take care of the place afterwards? Maybe anyone had previous experiences with popping it? Please help, I'm in pain.
Thanks in advance

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Whats with calling people beta's as an insult? Is this really where were at? So theres only 2 kinds of people now. Agressive take charge blowhards and limp wristed. Wussbags. This shit is more ridiculous than the idiots who preach it. Have you ever met a real alpha? I mean a no bullshit grizzled dude. Theyre quite, because they rarely have to raise theyre voice. They dont throw theyre weight around because they dont have to. I think alot of people are confusing the loudest guy in the room as the alpha. If you ever met a real one you would know these guys only show that shit when wild off the wall shit kicks off. Real alphas arnt concerned with pissing on everything. A real alpha would never call another man a beta cause hes above that shit.