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>>17312977
They are going to get the information from the paramedics and you could go to jail for lying. Your best bet is to come clean, but you will need a solid excuse for lying; like saying you blurred out and didn't remember.

It doesn't matter the arrangement you have with your insurance company of the other driver was at fault.

You better clean this up fast, you better believe that passenger is filing a claim against you, uber and the other driver.

>>17312977
Also, I would suggest going to the ER and getting a scan or some shit. Jail is going to be exponentially worse if you don't start covering your tracks.

>>17312977
Lying to your insurance company when filing a claim is insurance fraud and you could face imprisonment.

>>17312967
Fashion, eye contact, low voice.

>trying to lose my virginity

That is why you are failing. As long as that is your goal you will never succeed. Girls sense your desperation and stay far away.

>>17312994
uhhhh....how do I be less desperate yet still try to make things happen

>>17312960
No. Everyone is blind.

>>17312960
Of course they can - they're just too polite to say anything.

>>17312960
Please wash your work clothes, pajamas, and underwear as soon as possible. If you aren't at work, right the fuck now.

>>17312959
Let it go, anon. There's nothing wrong with what you're doing now (aside from lying to yourself), so stay on the path to self-improvement.

My girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me, and got back together 4 months later. We were together for another 5 months and we started living together. She then cheated on me and I kicked her out.

If it didn't work out the first time, it won't the next most likely. Keep focusing on yourself.

Depends largely on the reason why you two split. I've recently gone through a divorce and my feelings are pretty much everywhere. Sometimes I think it's worth a shot, sometimes I don't want to ever even see her again. Middle ground also happens.

>>17312948
A lot can happen between now and April.

Up to you, I wouldn't say anything unless it got serious.

>>17312948
As a young white male that is 20, is plenty of fish for older people only?

>>17312983
I'm not white, but I am 20. I've had no luck on there. Tinder and OKC have been great though.

>>17312939
If you're not making 6 figures, don't wear a fucking suit.

If you are, go see a tailor.

Asking a bunch of shut-ins about suits is useless.

Unless you're in Australia, it's hot as hell right now. You can probably get away with just a button-up top, tie, and dress pants.

Just remember, the shirt needs to be lighter than the tie.

>>17312995
Britain but its a pretty hot summer for a fatty like myself so it may be acceptable. I'll try to remember that
>>17312965
It's gonna be an apprenticeship for HR staff hopefully so I think it really is needed

My mind is fucking racing and I can't sit still, I feel like I'm waiting to be executed

Imagine the worst thing possible happens by sperging out when you go. Is it really that bad?

Besides, NOT going will be 100x worse. If you're really that nervous just drink beforehand.

OP, when I'm stressed I watch this girls music videos. It's quite calming, and sometimes they are motivating.

I thought this one is appropriate for you. It's about opening doors

https://youtu.be/QAD0BtEv6-Q

>>17312937
Oh dear
It's like a sad movie. ;-;

>>17312937
This gets much darker

>Relationship doesn't work out, I'm overly attached and S moves away
>Still very close to N through it all, much more than S
>Things get toxic between us
>Constant crying and insanity every day
>this goes on for over a year
>Constantly drinking and smoking grass
>Develop Schizophrenia
>More medication and therapy
>One day N tells me she wants me dead
>She's trying to get involved with hard drugs
>Tell her it's me or the drugs
>She makes her call
>Destroys me
>End up talking to A more and more after she stops talking to S because of fights
>She becomes my closest friend
>16 at this point
>At a house party
>Watch a girl overdose on heroin and die
>Messes me up a lot
>Go home after interviews
>Never say a word
>A tells me one day she's moving across to the other side of the country
>Puts me in a deeper hole
>School tells me not to return because I constantly have dyed hair/piercings and go to the back of the oval for cigs
>Go to an adult education centre
>Make one friend, R
>End up friendly with other students and a few teachers
>R hates me after the year where I stopped coming in person, never got a reason
>17, start of this year
>Go for orientation for online classes
>Meet two really cool chicks, B and H
>End up dating H three days later but very close to B
>Date H from Feb to April, she dumps me because she figured out she could do better
>Also use A's Facebook to talk to N a day or two after breakup under A's identity
>N says she honestly doesn't care or think about me anymore and thought I'd be the same
>Really messes me up again
>Next night
>See shit in my room, hear things
>Arm myself with a knife
>Text sister and ask her what to do
>Everyone else was sleeping
>Her and brother in law pick me up
>Take me to their house
>Have an insane stutter
>Still have it
>Booked for an MRI, suspected mini stroke
>Days later we all finalise moving on together (Mother, stepfather, older and younger sister (3), brother in law and infant nephew)

>>17312981
Gets far worse

>Find out great grandfather has passed
>Soon after two other family members
>Life seems okay for a bit after that though
>Big house with the family, actually want to live life
>Mid May
>Find out over Facebook that closest cousin died
>She was an amputee and PTSD sufferer
>Saved a lot of lives too, would link a blog but comprises my info
>Her cont of a sister told Facebook before the family
>Nearly enough to push me over the edge, take a day out to get my mind off of things
>Get home
>Hang with family for a bit
>Go to my room for a wank
>Then I hear the screaming
>Mum is unconscious on the deck where we all chill
>Others were inside
>I have to watch infant nephew and younger sister during it all
>Watch my mother die through the window while fighting off panic attacks and keeping sister calm who wanted to go outside
>Nearly pass out several times
>Felt like hours
>Medics give up
>Stay with the body until she's taken
>Get flashbacks all the time
>Moved out of the house, in with my grandparents
>Hadn't even turned 18 yet
>Constantly on 3 hours sleep maximum
>Can't sleep after what I've seen
>Before she died, Mum told me a close friend has cancer
>Not meant to know
>Nobody else knows
>Can't tell anybody

That's the important part of it, but on my 18th birthday I got one of her tattoos. Now I'm over it. I can't stand to live with any of it. It's unfair to off myself and let the few that care suffer, but I want to take any possible chance no matter how small to be with her again and I don't know what to do. Guess part of it was wanting to get it all off my chest...

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Kys. Works everytime

>>17312936
Drink a bottle of water, after go to the doctors or the emergency room? Or go to an emergency room?

Do you have a history of using NSAID's?

You're probably fine, drink some milk, settle ol' girl, maybe try and take a poop. Laxatives, yadda yadda if you think you need to. If there's a worrysome amount of blood in the stool, and the pain persists, you might just wanna go to a hospital.

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>>17312895
>never fuck gf in 1.5 years because "assexual"
>sudently she changed mind

>>17312911
Yeah, well being young and uncomfortable with yourself and having untreated bipolar disorder does a lot to kill sex drive and that was the case until this spring so.

pls help

>>17312881
At mom's house, while mom bring cookies and milk, you bang her. Also mom comment how good you're doing.

>>17312881
Where they can easily dispose of the body afterwards.

In a car if you have one. If not, an isolated alley corner. Or a motel.

call them from a payphone

I can hide my number in the settings on my phone, but I then appear as "hidden number" so it looks shady as hell

Call from skype.

Bump
Please anyone

Yes, you are in the wrong. What she did was with your permission. Even if you truly didn't want to allow her to sleep with another person you still told her it was okay.

Look, the relationship is finished. Just end it so both of you can move on. She's an immature bitch for pressuring you into making the relationship open. Both of you are guilty for the downfall of the relationship. There's no trust or communication in this relationship so it's time to move on.

>>17313030
All of this.

> computer science
>I don't like spending my time on the computer

dude what

>>17312863
I can maybe do 5 hours a day, but I want to be moving around and doing things. I'm OK with working on a computer, but I need social interaction throughout the day.

>>17312868
You can be a business/product manager at any number of tech companies.

You are putting way too much blame on yourself. You had every reason to be mad/concerned/(jealous? I don't know another way to put it, not exactly in that tone of the word...) Honestly think about it. Whats the point in joking about being deeply in love with each-other? There's no punchline. There is truth behind that joke. Personally, I would pull out, but this is your situation. I have no idea whats going on, but seriously, thing of the situation objectively. Jokes without punchlines aren't jokes. And again, she basically already admitted you wouldn't be the ideal boyfriend. But again, I don't know both of your ideals on relationships, so think carefully.

>>17312857
It's a good thing people like you get jealous, otherwise you'd just be another cuck.

Dump her, fuck her gay friend, dump him too and move on.

>>17312890
Not madly jealous. More like dissapointed. One of my biggest weak points is that I trust very much in a relationship. All the time I trusted her and never thought about it, now that happened and I hate being worried about it. I don't think I should fight for a place or to be "the one she really loves". I wil start moving on, more than a year with her, is going to be hard