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do not worry. The average length of a vagina is approximately 4 inches, so you have enough to get the job done.

If you can learn how to be creative in bed and overall great at sex, girls wont care how big it is

>>17332151
dont lie, there is a ton of women who care about size, youre setting him up to get his ego devastated

Dude I have literally the exact same problem, although mine is more about me being to friendly and outgoing that it gives girls the creep vibe. I don't know what to do about it because i've always been a friendly guy. :(

>>17332077
The intimidation thing isn't bullshit if people do feel intimidated talking to you. It's not advantageous to intimidate people all the time, though you could learn to turn it on and off at will. I'm pretty sure it has nothing to do with what you're actually saying, but your body language etc.

>>17332126
But I wonder if OP means emotionally intimidating more than physically. That might take some therapy.

>>17332055
No
It makes you an individual with individual tastes

It makes you a negro instead of a nigger

Watch yourself so someone doesn't shame you for cultural appropriation

>>17332036
Fuck you.

you have to have a thing called social skills and then you have to want to stop being rude and unfriendly.

which part is giving you issues?

>>17332046
Nice try


>>17332051
Well I do have the second thing I believe

>>17332034
It's cruel to farm animals for food too, it's for our own benefit.

>>17332034
Overpopulation of animals leads to suffering...
You would rather see dogs starving in the street... over some medically performed nut chopping?
Educate yourself you fucking child, and lurk moar

>>17332071
>Overpopulation of animals leads to suffering...

So does cutting off nuts.

youre worrying about nothing.
thats not how biology works.

Bruh have you had sex ed yet?

>>17331995
Yes, don't worry senpai

Fall asleep with spongebob on the tele

>>17331987
He's trying to -stop- his nightmares

the second you wake up

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you wake up, do this:
Keep a journal by your head and immediately write down what your dream was about in as much detail as possible, recalling as much as possible.

There are a massive number of theories as to what dreams really are. Personally, I like to believe that when we fall asleep our minds and bodies start making little repairs on the daily wear and tear we go through, and dreams are just our brains sorting through our subconsciousness and trying to figure it all out. You know how sleeping on something actually has a very high rate of coming up with something good, yea?

So we keep a dream journal for two reasons. ONE) because we almost immediately forget 95% of what we just dreamt as soon as we wake up, so by jotting it all down as soon as we wake up we have a much more concrete connection with our dreams through the simple act of writing them down, and TWO) because by doing so you may be able to make sense of your dreams and take something away from them.

At the absolute worst, by conditioning yourself to write down what you've dreamt the night before, you're more easily able to discern what is a dream and what is not, and can "force" yourself awake once you realize you're dreaming. A common method of figuring out if you're dreaming or not that everyone parrots is the good 'ol "pinch yourself" trick, but I've long been able to experience pain within my dreams. I find that seeking out an electronic device of sorts (I prefer a lightswitch) and flipping it on and off helps. If you are actually dreaming, the light won't function normally. Same with mirrors; your reflection won't appear properly if you are in a dream.

There are more directions we can go from this point, but for now it oughtta suffice.

Dude, I don't where you live, but the population is aging.

Careers in the health field are in demand and will only become more so as the baby-boomers get older

>>17331943
Jobs are everywhere, you just have to get the right internships and make the right connections.

The main job people go for with this degree, in the US and Canada at least, is health educator. Unlike the title would suggest, you're not a health//P.E. teacher in a school. Hospitals hire these people to see patients and coach them on their shitty life choices which led them there in the first place. You'd be educating patients on diet, exercise, and lifestyle changes like quitting smoking or drinking alcohol. If you want to continue your education to the post-grad level, you can specialize in things like diabetes education or addiction education.

The career is pretty in-demand. Check out internship opportunities with SOPHE. That should get your foot in the door.

>>17331956
This, but as soon as you're in get training elsewhere because that msrket is going to crash hard when they die.

Dude you've brought yourself out of homelessness and developed networking and social skills. That is more accomplished in a few short years than some people manage with a decade.

Everyone goes through periods of dissatisfaction from time to time. As Mike Piazza put it, "If everything came easy, you wouldn't appreciate the good times. Like success, the best way to handle it is with humility."

Keep your head up, get some therapy if you think you need it, look into the corrective surgery if it will increase your quality of life, just keep on going man. I don't even personally know you and I'm proud of your accomplishments, you should be too!

>>17331930
im 35 and still cant make any friends or keep a girl around for more than a month... and I look pretty damn good I am told.

Unfortunately life is really tough sometimes and sadly isnt fair but you have done pretty good for yourself and you just need to keep on going. Maybe you need a new and harder challenge in your life, one that gives you a sense of reward. For me thats just pushing myself in the gym and on the bicycle, you will have to find what interests you and pursue it.

Your life is as easy or hard as you want it to be. Youve been taking your life and doing hard mode. If you can keep at it and believe in yourself, who knows how far ahead youll be able to get.

look into behavioral therapies for depression. they work really well and just bring so much satisfaction back into your life

>>17331925
Oh, I feel this way everyday :( I seriously don't know what to do... Life is miserable.

What are you passionate about?

>>17331925
cheer up man!
take a couple of mins to think what do you like the most, cars, vidya, food?, whatever it is, find it and go balls deep into it

>>17331922
You could be autistic and thats not meant as a meme or insult. Google it, I have it and I have destroyed and lost every relationship I have had due to acting retarded.

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>>17331922
Dubs and based Nat?!

DON'T GIVE UP OP

>>17331966
I have aspergers too anon. OP, my suggestion to you would be to go to a GOOD friendly therapist and talk about this with them. It will make a tremendous difference. Now I live a much better life. I can make all the friends I want, but women are still an enigma to me haha. Hang in there bud.

>>17331915
>hey I heard you left (your school)!
Wish i had a chance to get to know you better

Are you never going to see her again? Just say whatever it doesn't matter at this point. Saying something is better than nothing

>>17332004
you are right about something being better then nothing.
I will ask hey "Hey when did you leave (college)?"
is that good?
I will screen shot response if you say yeah
please bumpirno

>>17332004
>>17332015
and
>the wish I had a chance to get to know you better
as well

Don't give up, anon! You won't be 16 forever!

>i´ll have no more of it
as in... you are going to commit sudoku?
not everyone is a sociopath, most people are just selfish cunts, but they surrender as soon as you threaten them, the world aint as fake and gay as you think it is... op, you are the gay and fake one here...

>>17331911
You could prove yourself wrong by being someone who does kind things without expecting anything back. I do agree that too many people are transactional, but the only thing you can do about it is show them why they shouldn't be.

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>>17331902
>virgin
>never had a gf
>one night stands

You are not a virgin

>>17331990
op here, ive only had the succ, no penetration=no cherry popped

I am a doctor. A young resident at that. Internal Medicine, so I'm used to being shit on at this point

1.)every generation always says "times have gotten bad compared to when I started".

2.)in the last 15 years ,there have been more dramatic, sweeping changes to the medical field in terms of bureauceacy, payment, expectations, autonomy, etc, then ever before ,so these old docs are right - medicine has changed, arguably not for the better (for the physician).

At the end of the day I love my job, despite how fucking stressful and at times unfufilling it may seem. I'm under no delusion I'm somehow "more special" than the average person (which is maybe how some older doctors felt).

if you can find personal satisfaction from the field (where there is basically endless learning... Some don't like that ), you can enjoy it. I like the challenge, the detective work, and at the end of the day, you are the one responsible everything... You're still the captain of the ship.

Some don't like that stress, and the very high stakes it entails. You gotta bring your all everyday. And after all these years that can be very taxing. Just have to find a work /life balance that works for you.

Its expensive though.. See if you are good enough to get a scholarship. I don't know much about that, my dad paid for my need school, so I am very lucky.

I thought about going to medical school, then I realized I had no money and wasn't willing to take out loans. I may reconsider in a few years if I can save up some money, but probably not. PA school or optometry school don't sound so bad. Even a nurse can make a decent living.

Just remember, to be accepted into medical school you need a high GPA, good MCAT score, letters of recommendation, and clinical experience.

almost every MD ive ever met has told me that I should pursue a career in medicine, so I really don't understand your situation.
could it possibly be that they dont think youd like it? or that you wouldnt make it?

there are also other science based fields you can persue with a pre-med undergraduate degree...