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>>17332723
I don't know. I told both my parents fuck you, separately .

You're going to have to be more specific about what happened .

>>17332739
I broke up with my long term gf. I was drunk and angry and it was over something that was my fault but I was putting the blame on her. It's been a week and my anger turned to self pity and now it's all clear I have realised I've made a huge mistake. We were together 4 years and I can't believe I've done something so stupid in the heat of the moment. I'm not even sure how to approach it, a mutual friend told me that she said she is in such a happy place since the breakup so I need to tread carefully.

What did you do?

>What can I do to remove these sexual thoughts easier from my head ?

Are you trying to become a fucking monk?

Nothing wrong about fantasizing

>>17332750
Fantasizing makes my dick hard.
Which makes me want to masturbate,

But I'm on NoFap, so.

>>17332808

NoFap is a fucking scam. You want to fap? Go fucking fap

Porn is where the problems at

>I'm not insecure, I promise!

>if you care about fucking "pure" people
go right ahead. If she isn't, you dump her, if not, then you continue living as if it never happened
>if you don't
don't look

>>17332696
It's not that I care about her purity.

It's that I care if she lied to my face.

>>17332686
If 2 of your animals have the same problem, something is wrong with your fucking yard/environment. Holy shit. Do you live on top of a garbage heap? Maybe have a wastewater runoff creek in your yard?

Jesus Christ. If one vet wasn't helpful, you have a shit vet. When a person gets sick and a doctor can't help, they don't just go home and say "oh well." They go get a second opinion from another doctor.

Take both of your animals to a NEW vet. Not just any vet, but a vet that is highly recommended and has the best ratings when you do a search for your city's options.

Be sure to tell them you think your shitty house/yard might be to blame, since you let your animals live with this for so long.

>>17332699
This

>>17332699
To be fair they have been to every vet within 50km and still nothing so we are resorting to home treatment. On both of them we have spent $25,000 (one has soaked up $15,000). THe home has no problem. Been checked over by professionals and it has been said we are clear from anything bad. One dog sits in the synthetic grass pen we made and the Great Dane sits in the grass.

I treat the great dane 2-3 times a week as I am never usually home. The other dog and other times are tended to by my mum.

How about you start by posting a picture of yourself as well so we can you where to go faggot

>>17332684
Unless you have absolutely no self respect, you don't achieve it. You tell him to fuck right off. Why the fuck would you want to look like his ex?

>>17332684
Sounds like he isn't over her and you're just a rebound.

>>17332666
>just bought a car and need car insurance soon
Translation: I'm shit at prioritising

>>17332668
Oh, sorry, was I supposed to move out without a mode of transportation?

>>17332670
You should just stay at home if you can't see what's wrong with buying a car when you need money. You need mommy and daddy to look after you

>>17332656
Its a tinder date. Nothing you do matters because you'll probably never hear from her again.

Regardless

>Grimes fan
Listen to Halfaxa and just relax. Do whatever you want, not what you think she'll want. The overhead of actively engineering an interaction isn't worth it, don't even bother.

lol bc shes a bitch

Force you to think you have to prove yourself and alleviate inadequacy or some shit that doesn't make sense. Possible malevolence.

Probably ignore it.

I was in bed kissing and trying to fuck one when she said she's been with a common friend and killed everything cause she started acting guilty.
Don't know wtf was happening, tried to act calm and be nice with her cause I'm a good actor and I knew it (I know everything) but still... No.
Consider yourself lucky.

>wants companionship
>gets a cat

>>17332639
what's wrong with cats?

Cats are notoriously dickfaces. You just got played. Cats, like all animals, only show affection towards you when you offer them food.

Want your cat to hang around you all day? Put the food and water in your room. Always give it treats and shit at random intervals during the day. Toys and whatnot.

Your cat will probably start to annoy you because of how clingy its become and you'll want to move the food back to it's original location so you can be left the hell alone again.

So if it's not a problem with you, what the hell do you want us to do? Make you grow? Kill every female?

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>>17332613
To be honest, I think you should just avoid girls that are marginally taller than you, she'd be an outlier if she wanted to date somebody marginally shorter than her. When going for chicks, just try to ignore that portion of them. Make the best with what you got.

I'm 5'6" and it's never been a problem. Though I guess that's a pretty critical 3 inch difference. 5'6" is about the shortest height that's still considered normal.

>>17332593
Depends on your hobbies.
In general, books are good.
Also, if you can sleep on planes it will make your life easier.

>>17332600
Anything in particular to make my trip more comfy physical wise?

10hr?

You are like a little baby!

Just bring a book and sleep some of the time.

>>17332588
Find out what he likes and then do that.

Use your hand and mouth simultaneously. My ex could only finish me off at all that way

>>17332588
Alot of tongue stuff. Make sure he feels your tongue, my gf flicks it up and down my shaft really fast when I get head and I finish instantly

>>17332575
Post pic

>>17332575
>i like fat/chubby girls. they make the best girlfriends, they are sweet, loyal, love to cook/eat, and generally have better personalities
Are you saying that someone's personality is based on their weight or something?

>>17332578
He probably means that because they're chubby their standards and self esteem are lower so they work harder to impress men

bump, i guess i'll have to be more specific.
i'd welcome any suggestions for the following

>tips for interviews/resumes that make it more compelling to hire me
>places that will hire artists for $$$
>roommate tips/advice
>how to live with bare minimum essentials/ways to save cash
>hobo cooking advice
>reasons not to kill myself yet

>>17332567
Interview tip: fake it till you make it. Sounds cliché but trust me if you act confident in what you say, walk with confidence speak with confidence, you'll seem confident to those around you. And don't worry so hard being nervous isn't a good thing and it may be the problem of having a bad interview. Getting a job will solve most if your problems, remember that and try harder to get the job. Thats all i can say hope it helps even a little

>>17332638
thanks, i suppose that helps a little. i realize once i get a job, this nightmare-ish stress will end or at least tie a few knots down to my problems.

in the case of my interviews, i'd like to think i sounded fairly confident, but humble and excited as well. maybe i came off as desperate, i don't know, i admit i kind of am.

a normal adult would just avoid them but you can have a small exchange of words and say excuse me after one or two words.

>How do you politely tell someone not to talk to you, like what would a normal adult do in this situation?
If you really want to do what "adults" do, then you will:
>acknowledge their presence
>then move to do something else
A head nod and leaving to talk to someone in the other room, for example.

If they come talk to you, an adult would be tolerant but not engaging. It takes two people to have a conversation and you can make it very clear from your responses that you're not interested in talking.
>Hey what's up
>You: What's up
*silence*
>He says something
>You: Hey that's great man. I'm going to go get a drink.
And then you leave to get a drink and don't come back.

If he comes back for more after that, then you can be as direct as you want.
>Listen, not really interested in chatting with you. We stopped talking for a reason.
End of conversation.

What you want to avoid is looking like you're part of their drama. Make them look like they're following you around until they leave you alone.

>>17332644
10/10