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>>17339987
Yes. Please have that conversation, then come back and tell us how it goes.

>>17339987
why don't you consider porn? it is safe at least

Better to just fuck your mom. Easier, cheaper, and safer.

Get a fucking job.
Steal it.
Sell drugs.
Steal your mom's credit card.
Steal a computer.
Whore yourself out to fat chicks.

>>17339976
Get money and move out first. If you need a computer that badly, getting a computer is the least of your problems.

Yes all legitimate options for long term but I need a viable short term solution

Buy a shit ton of wet naps on amazon. You don't need the "bro wipes" or whatever, it's the same shit. Just wet naps/moist towelettes.

Use like three and it's like a quick shower. Face/Balls/Pits/Ass are your main sources of stank.

Also get a gym membership so you don't get fat and can use their showers. Fill up a camel back or something with water while you're there.

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The bigger truck stops have showers you can use for a few bucks.

I would think your bigger concern would be access to a toilet and how to brush your teeth regularly.

You should probably be thinking about how *NOT* to live in a van down by the river.

Why do you want to live out of a van?
Traveling for fun or losing your house and can't afford another place?

>>17339953
he's aware of being a puppet. some of us are some aren't

>>17339953
Your son is becoming tim burton

>>17339966
Lol why?

with ricky, yes
/fa/ is the other way btw

>>17339952
i'd like to know in general - ricky's just an example

>>17339967
oh... no, not at all, theres a fuckton of examples of expensive/shitty quality products

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>>17339946
Mind I ask, who? Post proof too.

>>17339949
I agree wholly with you.

Also, b8.

>>17339940
no you're not preventing pregnancy by "puling" out. but you should probably go see a doctor

>>17339940
I'm in the same situation OP. Honestly, I hope I am infertile. It will save me money and pain on a vasectomy. I had chemo as a baby and I'm not sure if that can really cause infertility, though my testosterone production has always been on the low side (not confirmed by a doctor, but I'm 25 and can barely grow scraggles)

>>17339955
No dude, if either of us is infertile it's gonna screw the relationship. I want kids. I know she does too.

Make sure his will is written up and you are the beneficiary.

>>17339936
Helped him write it. He owns very little, though

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Please give me advice

>I plan on making a really shitty costume that nobody is going to understand
k

>>17339896
Where the living fuck does your assumption come from? I never make costumes, ever.
The fuck?

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>>17339894
Honey Mustard Yellow

>How wrong is it to think that people can read minds?
On a scale of 1 to 10? Potato.

>>17339899
fair enough
nice dubs btw

>>17339891
>how wrong is it to assume that a girl knows at all times your intentions with her and always acts consequently?
It's certainly wrong to assume this of all women. That would require them to be read minds. But telepathy is not the only way to discern someone's intentions. If you've somehow made them clear, or failed to hide them and she picked up on that, then she knows what she knows.

>if i feel she's making it hard for me to make a move is it always intentional?
Not necessarily, especially if it hasn't been very long. But the longer it goes on, the greater the likelihood that it is intentional.

>Get your own spot
>Get some $$$$
>Don't look/act like a thug or pimp.
>Go on Backpage, find white milf escort
>Provide your own protection.

>>17339909
But I wanna find milfs in person. I know how to talk to ladies, I don't wanna use a dating site

Do everything that other guy said, but without the Backpage. If you were 21 I would say to go into a bar in a more upscale neighborhood and bring some blow. Older rich white bitches with nothing to do but spend money love fucking with younger guys and doing blow.

Make sure you eat something salty or have some salt tablets. MDMA makes you feel incredibly thirsty when you aren't and will cause you to drink a lot and in turn piss heaps

>>17339818
You're gonna feel like shit the next day and kind of feel down on life. This is normal you have no seratonin and you're gonna be lacking sleep. Just drink water and eat some bananas they have a high amount of vitamin B in them which is helps serotonin production.

>>17339838
>>17339830
Great! Apart from down on life, are there such a thing as a bad trip on molly?

Kind of sounds like a bitch, but she *could* have been joking.

>>17339749
I think she was being sincere.

She has studied psychology for five years, so I was feeling like I was being analysed, but intellectually I know it doesn't work like that - everybody makes their opinion of others based on talk and body language.

The thing that made her comment, was we were talking about a certain club in the city I live in, and I told her I never pay for entrance when I go there, because basically everyone working the doors know me, so whenever there's someone new working who doesn't recognise me, I just tell them that I don't need to pay. I know it sounds aloof, but it works, and saves me about 10-20 euros each time (at least once a week.)

She told me she thought it sounded like I felt entitled.

The date ended with her walking with me, in the opposite direction to where she was going, for a couple of blocks, and we made out before we said goodbye. Basically my question is: Would this have happened if I failed the shit test, and started defending myself and getting upset that she called me entitled? It's kind of a general question, I think.

>>17339785
Based on the full story, you're fine. She definitely wouldn't have done that if she wasn't at least moderately into you.

>>17339719
>how in the world can she say she won't want to keep covering up/modifying
she cannot and the major reason not to get one or to just stop. It's permanent and the great idea or love of that tat in the moment changes and it's too late

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You fucked up by dating a girl with tattoos in the first place.

>>17340064

nah. I have zero tattoos and I have the same number of past sexual partners as my partner, enjoy oral, and like frequent "unprotected" sex.

>>17339718
if you're dating odds are she likes you homie, that's just how girls are, they need to feel desired and require a lot of attention, texting you first makes them feel desperate and clingy I guess

if you don't text her at all for an entire day you're suddenly on bad terms

if she texts you back right away and gives more than one word answers you're good mane

It doesn't mean a thing. Girls are terrible at answering texts or initiating them.

>>17339736
>if she texts you back right away and gives more than one word answers you're good mane

thank you. yeah, she texts back more or less straight away and she often sends paragraphs. i just find it a bit odd because she used to always text me first.

>>17339746
cant disagree. when she did text me first, it would just be her moaning about work