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Dr. Asshat here to give you terribly shitty advice for your bullshit problems that no one gives a shit about. Ask away!
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>>17341187
some advice on getting an internship in any IT job with only basic knowledge in C, python and web design?
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How do I know if I'm cut out to be a trucker? I'm a fat neckbeard if that helps.
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Sucking dick is a sure way to get your foot in the door. Give that a go. Make sure you videotape it secretly to use as blackmail later.
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M8's I'm scared. I'm 5'11 and my scale says I weigh 122.5 lb's, it's old so it may be broken and it has been a while since I've gotten a physical. Regardles, I'm still underweight. I want to join the ROTC this August but I think I'm under their required weight for my height (I'm a male). I've been eating as much as I can and exercising until I hurt all over but I've only gained like 4 pounds in a 2 month span. What the hell can I do? Would they let me in anyway?
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no, and that's a good thing
we don't need fucking nazis in our military
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>>17341158
I used to be 117 at 6'
so far I've just eaten 2500+ calories a day, and I'm up to 136lbs.
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Why are my teeth so sharp?
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You're probably not complete human OP. You dad is probably a cuck while your mom is banging sharp toothed alien shark scum.
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>>17341154
That's cool, I'm jealous.
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You probably grind your teeth at night. You can get a mouthguard to prevent further damage, but what you have now is permanent obviously
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Hi /adv/, I'm not good with words, but here is the problem.
My Dad has a severe paranoid issue, he thinks my Mom is posoining him even when they live sepparate, I cannot convince him this is not happening, I tried helping him to see its not real but it doesn't work, even when everything is locked he is convinced there are tubes comming from the walls or whatever and they throw poison at him, now he says if my Mom doesn't stop there will be sever consecuences, I talked to him until I was exausted, nothing works, he only trusts in my and his sister, I'm pretty much alone on this, I called a psychiatrist, and I have to bring him there or get the psy to our house, but I'm afraid he will not trust me anymore and he'll be alone for ever, he had some suicidal thoughts, I'm really lost here, even with a normal doctor is very had to take him there and make him take his medication, I don't even think I can afford taking him to a care house.
how do I get him to the psy and make him take his meds, without losing his trust?
sorry if its not clear, English is not my first tongue.
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>>17341146
Depending on your local laws you can possibly get him forcibly committed since he seems to be a danger to others. Sounds like he needs to be medicated, how old is he? Can you get guardianship over him?
Don't worry about gaining the trust of people with severe mental problems and delusions. It's more important to help him immediately rather than have his love and trust. If he can be restored to sanity then you can worry about that shit, right now he sounds fucking insane.
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>>17341181
local laws don't allow that unless he does something fucked up, he is 68, he has a small business and won't leave that until he draws his last breath, I don't think I can get the guardianship, thanks for your advice
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>>17341181
also he is the owner of 3 houses, which my mom wont shut the fuck up about, that is also part of the issue
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I want your honest opinion /b/
1. Whats more important? A clean conscience or money?
2. Would you still punish someone who ignores your blackmailing? (if you dont pay ill do this and this. guy doesnt pay. still do "this and this"?)
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>>17341117
whoops not b i meant adv ofc dont usally visit this board desu
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>>17341117
That shit is all relative to the story and circumstances. You're going to have to greentext this shit if you want help. /adv/ loves a good story
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>>17341117
2. No.
The only reason to make good on your threat would be the principle.... But you're a fucking blackmailer. You don't have any integrity of reputation to worry about.
If you just want the money cut your losses and find someone else to blackmail.
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Racism vs. Cultural Appropriation 2016-07-09 21:28:41 Post No.17341093
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Racism vs. Cultural Appropriation
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So if a black guy does it, and a white guy wants to, he can't because it's Cultural Appropriation. Very Bad.
But if a white guy does it and a black guy wants to , you have to let him- otherwise it's racism. Very Bad.
Do I understand correctly?
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>>17341093
Yes.
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You seem lost.
>>>/pol/
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>>17341093
Unfortunately this is the norm now. White hetero males get shit on while all other groups complain about "who're privilege" or "male privilege". Look at how hypocritical these pigs are! It's ok to flaunt your homosexuality in my face but if I want a straight pride day I'm automatically homophobic even if I dont hate gays.
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Both me and my girlfriend of over 1 year really love sex - we're safe and we do it very often (usually every day or twice a day, except a few days during her period).
Of course, she knows what I like and is very good at pleasuring me. She tells me that i'm great with her and she's super happy, and i trust her, however I have never made her orgasm. She says that she has never orgasmed at all before, and doesn't know what it's supposed to feel like - I've gotten her "close" before but she gets really scared and DEMANDS that i stop. She says when it happens, she's worried she'll urinate.
tl;dr: how do I give my girlfriend an orgasm? Preferably without oral, since i'm disgusted by that shit, but if it's necessary than so be it.
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I was under the impression that the feeling of pissing was her nearly reaching orgasm
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>>17341046
you need to make her feel that even if she pisses herself it dosent matter.
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>>17341062
it is
she needs to relax and let it happen
put a folded towel down on the bed right under her crotch, because she will come, and it's really liquid
Chriswhitesk
How can I ever win? 2016-07-09 21:07:07 Post No.17341044
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>>17341044
>AT&T
There's your problem. Nice dox btw.
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>>17341044
>being born in 1991
You can never win, millennial scum. If you cry enough though you might get what you want.
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I hope you like gay porn, Christopher
Yo /adv/
I wanna find a way to motivate my cousin. He dropped out of college and is living with his parents. He always has ideas (like opening a vodka distillery or designing cars) but he never goes through with them cause he's too lazy, or unmotivated, or maybe depressed. I've been really depressed in the past and he knows this, but when I ask if he's depressed or if he wants to talk he just says that he isn't.
He dropped out of college cause he didn't know what he wanted to do (isn't that what the first year or so is for?).
Now he's saying he won't go into college unless he has a degree and something that will let him "produce stuff" in case the economy falls to shit.
I want to help him in some way cause he's just gonna fall behind and stay with his parents on his computer forever…
What can I do?
Ignore it and move on?
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Holy shit this image really tells a story
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>>17341067
yeah, that vaporwave is the gayest normalfag shit to ever come out of 4chan
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>>17341039
He sounds like a stoner. Should quit smoking. He should go back to college, if he doesn't know what to study, he should get a generic business or finance degree..
I have been friends with a couple for sometime now... I've developed a fab thing with the girl , or at least that's what she calls it. We all hang out all of the time ... I've told her that I had developed feelings and that it wasn't fair for me to continue hanging out with them. She clearly Dosent want anything to change. She tells me she still wants to hang out and do stuff. The guy is fully aware of whats going on and he's ok with it.
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Idk what to do ... Distancing myself seems like the most acceptable option. She has said that she also has feelings for me... But Dosent want to hurt her current bf
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>>17341037
I meant FWB
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Help solving this riddle 2016-07-09 21:02:12 Post No.17341033
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I found it on 9gag and i really want to help this guy encrypting it
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BE
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/thread
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>bf still lives with parents
>I'm okay with this but he hates it
>sometimes gets really depressed, probably something at home
>refuses to talk about it
>says talking to him like normal cheers him up
>but I talk to him and he's a lot more short and disinterested, its obvious he's down and not his usual self
Am I wrong for being annoyed that he won't tell me what's wrong? He says he doesn't tell anyone so it's not me
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>>17341018
I'm like this with my girlfriend.
Something about living with my parents at 21 fucking destroys me. My confidence, mood, and ny motivation just go out the fucking window.
As long as he's taking steps to move out it's fine.
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>>17341018
no. he may not be wrong for what hes doing either. hes in a shitty situation and trying to shield you from his potential whininess. but it makes him come out as short and disinterested cuz hes holding in all these feelings.
ehs trying not to run you out but hes not perfect at it.
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>>17341018
>Proactive teacher wants to see how well students are doing in her class
>Doesn't know how to place images in Word
>Finds different line images for happy, medium and sad faces
>Cuts them into circles
>Glues them onto page that she typed up
>Photocopy the page and distribute copies to the students
>She made a crease while cutting one of the faces which created shadows and made the face look like a nigger demon
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why do women hate gingers ? 2016-07-09 20:42:49 Post No.17340997
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why do women hate gingers ?
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26, khv here
Why is being a redhead dude a no-go ?
No tinder matches, never asked out etc
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Don't worry anon! You just need to look deep into your soul and... oh, sorry
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>>17340997
You're assuming it's because you're a redhead, but maybe it's because you're wholly unattractive.
Why not science this and find out. Bleach or dye your hair (including eyebrows), and see if you get any matches. If not, then you can rest assured that it's not because of your hair at all! It's because you're repulsive!
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>>17341125
I already posted my face here once and they said its even good
Also i am 6'2 and 80kg and do lots of sports
But what has dying the hair has to do with it ? Probably if it turns darker i would even look like dracula ?
Maybe i just so it like this :
I photoshop my hair brown, get myself a tan and then change filter to B/W ????
I have no clue but i am pale as fuck of course too
Heard lots of negative things already so i was thinking online it doesnt hurt that much, but zero matches do hurt :((
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I've been casually dating a woman for about 8 months and we both laughed at the idea of monogamy and relationships in the beginning.
Over the 8 months we were essentially boyfriend and girlfriend without the official title and exclusivity. I did not want to commit as I felt I'm not emotionally available even though I deeply care about her.
Long story short, I was drunk at a bar with mutual friends (she was not there)... and did a line of ecstasy. She shows up completely sober and I leave the bar with her to hang out with her other friends downtown... on the way she confronts me about a name in my phone in a jealous way.
I don't know what happened but I then told her I wanted to be exclusive and that I want her to be my girlfriend and that we will get a place together and rings....
Obviously the reality set in the next morning.. I tried to explain to her that despite what I said yesterday, I was extremely drunk and that I do not feel like I'm ready for a relationship... (Part 1)
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(Part 2)
And that being a relationship has made everything between me and her feel different in a way..more serious and that I'm afraid it will affect us and cause us to eventually break apart and never speak again.. just like my previous relationships.
She argued against me and finally gave me the ultimatum saying either we continue in a relationship or we can no longer casually date..
I told her that I did not want her to hate me and that I'm sorry..
She was distant and didnt talk to me despite being in the same car. She eventually asked me what I wanted from her and asked why I told her those things..
I eventually admitted to the ecstasy and told her that those feelings are real but I'm not ready for it and the timing is off. And once again I'm scared it will break us apart.
Next day - we are hanging out and eventually seems to be normal but before we depart from each other, she makes a phone call and tells that person that she's leaving her "boyfriends".
So, after all of this, she is under the impression we are official.
It's easier said than done but I don't know what to do because I don't want to hurt her and I want her in my life. I fucked up bad and it really sucks.
She means a lot to me and it would break me to see her leave my life completely.
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>>17340978
Context - Leaving her "boyfriend's place" to see that person.
Me being the "boyfriend"
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Can you go into more detail about why you don't want to be in a relationship? Is it only you, or something about her?
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How do you stop giving a fuck?
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Stop trying.
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You just stop.
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>>17340942
By not giving a fuck.