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What are you waiting for faggot?

Why not plan put how you can make your life better, then try executing on that plan? You have nothing to lose so take risks

LIfe is short.Why you want to make it even shorter? Its a dumb thing. Its better to leave everything and go to the unknown life. Go and get experiences. Up above my friend up abbove. Try to accomplish 20 Pull ups. Then when you do that. Rething your suicide

Where do you find these girls are perhaps a better question. Online? What do you tell them your kinks are? Spanking? Obviously you'll get a lot of littles to take care of then. You seem attracted to a certain type so it is not that weird that they all end up being similar. If you are in the kink scene and attracting subs, it's not that odd that they want you to take charge or pretend to be forcing yourself onto them.

What is actually your issue? That they make you feel old? They are living out a fantasy, you're helping them, it's lust. It got nothing to do with your looks or age. Stop obsessing over it or find either a vanilla or more dominant girl to play with.

>>17365843
Actually, yeah. Mostly tinder.
I guess my frustration comes from the fact that I've never had a vanilla relationship in my life.
It's all good fun, but maybe I should go to bars if I'm looking for someone more average in taste.

I'm also an aspie that's forced myself to communicate with people until I got it right. Maybe it's time I took a leap forward and tried actually gaming.

>>17365783
no one should be in a serious relationship until they get the fucking out of their system. Fuck you are only 24. Couple other milestones. Women get close to 30 and they go dick crazy again and again at 40. Just know if you are in a relationship they will fuck other men.

>>17365778
Move out?
If they're paying for your school then just try to deal with it and then move out.

>>17365794
It's gonna be hard to deal with it man.

I can't help you because saying"fuck off" to your mom to me is unheard of and your family sounds rather trashy. I would implore you to change your ways OP and rise above the garbage heap set before you. Stop all your degeneracy, eat healthy, read more and do well in your studies. Always be kind to your family regardless of how trashy they might be. You may consider me the understanding wise father you never had.

You cant, it will always have telemetry and send your info to Microsoft.

Install Spybot Anti-Beacon
http://www.majorgeeks.com/files/details/spybot_anti_beacon_for_windows_10.html

>>17365740
take ibuprofen to manage pain. Don't fuck around with it anymore and is should go away in a day or 2.

The muscles surrounding your spine are not under conscious control, they're modulated by mechanoreceptors that adjust to your posture and the movement of the rest of your muscles / bones.

One of two things happened:
-You pinched a nerve in your neck (this happened to me when I was a teenager. Had to keep my head cocked to the side for a day or two)
-You damaged a muscle in your neck, causing it to lock up because it thinks it's protecting your spine from damage. It becomes inflamed and gets stuck in a signalling catch 22, but will ultimately resolve in 3 days to a week.
-You slipped a disc somehow

It's likely the former. This also is early indication that you have cervical spine issues and perhaps a scoliosis of your lower spine. Get that evaluated.

>>17365745
>>17365748
Thanks my dudes.

>>17365723
latter option

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>>17365723
data science or embedded systems. DS if you want something more laid back. ES if you want a life where yes. you earn a boat load of money. but your life will be a ritalin + rebull shots induced life.
take a pick. CS is a meme. and idk about finance/eco

If you just know CS you can work for $100-500k at tech companies ($300k plateau is realistic). I wouldn't bet on these $1m developer salaries anymore.

In finance you can pass $500k in your 30s just with lots of hard work and not so much entrepreneurial luck but the quality of life is lower.

Maybe someone has had a similar experiance they can talk about that can help me out, I think I'm just going to tell the truth later. If your heart is not in the project anymore, its best to move on to other things i guess.

>>17365719
> I already payed them for there services

It's alright my dude. You can ignore them but you should ideally not burn that bridge.

Say right now you're focused on other projects and that you'll be glad to work with them in the future.

>>17366096

Yeah I guess I don't want to hurt there feelings more than I have already. I'll jsut say I'm busy with other things right now.

>>17365701
>to sleep

You mean kill them because you're lazy

Better be trolling, you gutter trash excuse for a human being.

You don't want to give them away, so you would put them to sleep? OP that sounds retarded. If you can't take care of hrm, surrender them to a shelter or ask around to see if others may want a dog. Having them put to sleep if they have substantial life left and no physical ailments is fucking cold, you can't claim to care about them that much.

>>17365678
Masturbating and Porn obviously. You're answering your own question dude.

>>17365678
Lay off the porn and masturbation for a bit, your dick will be diamonds in no time.

You should watch more porn and stop working out, so you can get more inspiration and have more energy while fukkin

Oneplus 3 is godtier, especially for the price. Gooks know how to make money efficient shit. Buy a good case, too. Cheap insurance.

>>17365635
One plus 3 bro, 6gb of ram!

Thanks. But will I need 6Gb of ram? And also the battery is it good enough. Will it last a whole day with heavy use?

I don't really get why people cheat. If you're horny enough to want flings then why not just break up beforehand?

god why are women so ice cold? they looks so soft and sweet ourside but inside they are calculating and mean.

i dont like it, please change yourselves.

>>17365579
There's a certain comfort to our relationship and I like having the upperhand emotionally

>>17365572
as opposed to heteros just looking for sex

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>>17365572
Yeah, if you're looking for poz loads

Only the good looking ones. In my experience as a gay man, most gay guys are only interested if you have perfect abs/perfect hair/perfect everything. If you have all that then yeah, youre deemed good enough. But if you dont then they look at you like youre from another planet. Too ugly to deserve love/happiness/affection/being treated like a human being

>>17365570
the cerebellum is where all your unconcious life maintaining functions are operated. if you manage to hit it at all you have the lowest possible chance of survival.

look up pictures of the human brain. a neck shot would be ideal but you cant teally do that to yourself so you have to put the gun in your mouth and aim slightly upwards.

if you aim straight back worst case you hit your spinal cord and will be patalysed from the neck down.
its an extremely risky way to commit suicide, overall. i wouldnt recommend it to someone who doesnt know what hes doing if you arent using a high force weapon such as a shotgun.

t. biologist.

Okay, what do you recommend then? I dont have access to helium or nitrogen and I'm too scared of trains or high buildings and the like.

>>17365606
helium tank and high buildings are seriously the most fool proof ways. see if there isnt any way at all you can use them. everything else is inferior.

hanging yourself can be good, but again you have to do it right or end up paralysed.
curting your wrists is shit tier and so is drug overdose. both are very painful and unreliable.

>>17365549
Stay out of the Hebrides, there's fuck all to do unless you genuinely appreciate insular island communities living traditionally.

Try Inverness
Find a pub that does Buckfast on tap

>>17365641
>lurgen champagne
Holy fuck that takes me back.

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>>17365675
>Fuckfast
>Coatbridge Table Wine
>Commotion Lotion
>Central heating for tramps

Cut it off and sell it on Craigslist

Big penises on the internet aren't exactly a novelty.

>Circumcise yourself on camera
>Develop highly sophisticated DRM
>Sell video to circumfetishists

Else

>Become camwhore
>Take requests on camera
>Build reputation if your penis / performance is novel