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>>17369637
OP, if you're an alcoholic then why can't you spit instead of swallowing so you don't get drunk and don't kill your liver?

>>17369649
that doesn't make sense. i don't like the flavor, i like being drunk. which is probably the case with most people who drink a lot

just go to your parents and tell them you need help to quit drinking after a few years you wont need alcohol anymore but just take it a day at a time.

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>>17369594

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GO OUT AND SMASH SOMETHING.

DO IT FAGGOT!

Seriously though, how can we help you control your impulses? Well I had to find that willpower on my own anyway. Hm.

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>>17369627
I don't know, should I hire someone to follow me around to hit me every time I'm about to do something dumb. I just don't know how to make willpower or some shit out of nothing.

offer him your boipucci

yes they deserved to die and I hope they burn in hell

>>17369593
Bruh sorry I dicked your girl down, she liked it though. It's not my fault your girls a thirsty one

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Continued:

I have friends in NYC, but the idea of living there makes me so deeply uncomfortable I don't think I can do it. I've been thinking about killing myself nonstop since signing / putting the deposit down.

I've thought about L.A. since I have a couple of friends out there, but who's to say I won't feel the exact same way once I move out there. Plus, I don't know what I'd do for employment out in L.A. anyway. I feel like I'm stuck with nowhere to go and no options that don't make me want to kill myself.

why would you move to one of the most expensive cities in the country without a job lined up? That's not a plan, its a recipe for ending up on the street. Your savings will be gone in an instant.

is it not possible to move back in with your parents in NJ while you look for a job in the city, then once you're a bit more secure you can move into it.

>>17369569
wow haha, ok I take back what I said

clearly you have deeper problems than just the normal practical ones of money and finding work, you really want to kill yourself over this? THIS? Wtf is wrong with you, get a fucking grip.

stop being such a damn attention whore and drama queen and man the fuck up

find an asian, they all look the same bro

you dont need to get over it... just keep keeping on... live your life

>>17369544
>How do I get over this silly celebrity crush anons?
Get to know real women, for real. Yeah, I know Ellen Wong, whoever she is, is a real person, but you don't know her and you never will. If you actually knew her, who knows? Maybe you wouldn't even like her.
>What are the odds of meeting a girl as beautiful as her?
I live in San Francisco; one in three girls around here is Asian. Many of them are nothing special to look at, but I see someone at least that attractive at least once a day.

>>17369522

hi anon, here you go

>any good vegetables

all vegetables are good vegetables. people tend to think of healthy as an on of off switch. its either healthy, or its not. but thats simply not the case.

health itself is hard to define but in the case of consumption its at the caloric intake that you desire, and gives you the nutrients you need. despite what sources say, you dont need calcium after 24, your bones stop using it. so dairy isnt very necessary.

i recommend a vitamin cuz unless you try really hard ur not getting all ur vitamins from a good diet. you need to have a perfectly balanced diet for that. no, just get a 1 a day mens vitamin.

that isnt to say you shouldnt eat veggies. on the contrary, i think the vast majority of your food should be veggies. but very few veggies are superior to others.

lettuce is definitely on the lower end of the totem pole. it is virtually just water. same with celery.

my advice is to go out and buy small servings of every veggie you can. then for the next week try all these veggies. write down all the veggies you were at least okay with, which ones you like, etc.

and forget theo nes you hated. then research recipes for those veggies to make them even better.

as for salads, i prefer spinach. its got more nutrients then basic lettuce and good flavor imo.

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Acne isnt as simple as parents made it out to be. if its only in one location its usually caused by a specific problem (for example (thisi s wrong but for example) acne on the nose would be a dairy issue). I had acne on my chin only, and thats a hormonal issue. however i cannot fix that as a dude (whereas women could just take birth control etc).

there are two approaches that worked well for me. the first is how i went from pic related to second pic related.

>tretinoin in the morning
>salicylic acne wash in the shower
>moisturizer after / as needed
>erythromicin at night

tretinoin is prescription but you can order online as well. you rub it on to your skin and it peels it fast, causing your acne to fall right off. thats.

salicylic acne wash is basic acne wash you can get at most any store. i get mine at rite aid.

moisturizer stops your face from drying itself out, which prevents your skin from getting damaged and/or over producing oils which makes more acne.

erythromicin topical gel is an antio biotic used to treat acne, however instead of applying it your stomach, you apply it to your face before bed. it attacks the bacteria right on your face, killing acne before it starts.

I used all 4 together and it wokred pretty well, but it was annoying. way too much of my day was dedicated to treating my acne, not eating foods, trying to find ways to scratch an itch without touching myface. if i was making out with a girl and she happened to rub her fingers across my face, you can bet your savings that id have acne on the part of my chin she touched.

i got so frustrated i went ahead and started taking accutane. i was nervous but within the first month i had no acne. i had to quit one week into the third month (of 5 months) but my acne still hasnt returned and for that im grateful. i can sleep face down, scratch my chin, eat whatever i want. its awesome.

OP here

I'm only 19 so I believe I still need dairy products, that's why I still at least eat yoghurt, but I've heard that dairy causes acne.

I'm battling acne with external ways as well as I take accutane. I'm just wondering if there are any dietary approaches as well.

I need full nutrition because I started working out and I generally want to be healthy.

By the way, do you think there is a chance for me to still grow a few centimeters with the right nutrition?

You can't.

Vitamin C serum might help lighten the dark color a little, but that's all.

>>17369550
>tfw you will look like a drug addict for the rest of your life

without plastic surgery you can't, I have them too. I recommend you just get used to the fact that you'll look like an anime villain for the rest of your life.

Honestly you notice them far more than anyone else does

>>17369486
they are good uniforms, well the nazi ones at least. they where designed by hugo boss. they are meant to be good. everyone secretly likes how they look.

If I was a young male living in Germany in 1920/30s I sure as fuck would gladly sign up for the SS/Wehrmacht.

Your economy is in the shitter, no job prospects, can't provide for a family/find a wife, your country is the laughing stock of Europe, civil unrest.
Then comes Hitler, gives the economy a good kick, re-instates national pride, gives you opportunities to make something out of yourself and take part in something bigger than yourself.
Who the fuck wouldn't follow that man?

They do look good. And you probably link them with something that you crave. Maybe it's that it seems assertive or stern. Maybe it is bravery or loyalty. Maybe it's pureness and order. Only you can find out

try increasing your potential energy then releasing it.

>>17369469
What're your sleep hours like? Do you always wake up with an alarm?

Are you depressed?
A medicine like Wellbutrin can help with this

Become a minority, it helps

Find an interest that requires moving and/or thinking. It can be anything, football, chess, traveling, whatever.

I wouldn't recommend military as you'll most likely hate it and if you hate it you're not very likely to keep any principles that are instilled in you during that time. Same with living by yourself secluded from society, although that may work better since you'll have a lot more control. I'm not saying these methods won't work, all I'm saying is that you shouldn't try them right away, they're more like a last resort.
Try something new, painting, playing an instrument, sports, whatever. And definitely go on a longer trip somewhere. Travel to China for a couple of weeks or something. If none of these things works then off to the military with you.

>>17369465

instead of consuming, try creating>>17369466

Weird.

I mean yes, he obviously like you one way or another since he keeps initiating contact, but he might just be a natural flirt. How does he act around other women, especially attractive ones? Is he as flirty as he is with you?

If so, then sorry, he likes you, but just as he likes you he also likes another 50 girls. If not, then I have no idea whats going on. I could say its an intimacy issue, as you mentioned, but people with this issue tend to not initiate physical contact. Maybe he has some weird reason he doesn't want to get into a relationship.

>>17369471
Well I don't know what he's like with people without me but when I am there he's focused on me. Like it's weird, even if he's being kind of flirty with an attractive server or something he keep looking and me to see fi heard his punchlines so to speak. And when I tell the people who think he likes me "he's flirty with everyone" they tell me he's not.

I guess it could be that he's older and I'm "nice girl" so he might be afraid of fucking me up. In any case there's probably nothing to do at this point right?

>>17369448
are you fat, ugly, or got a bad reputation? im not trying to sound mean but some people simply dont want to get the reputation of dating a certain person

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>>17369445
Safe enough.
Then again I'm 20 and you shouldn't listen to me.

I never, ever have unprotected sex.

If you're not ready for a kid, you should do the same

It's better than using a condom. Rawdoging is the best. Try getting on the pill, nuvaring, or the patch so you won't have to worry.

>>17369438
Maybe spend time with your family?

>tl;dr: junior doesn't want to spend time with his/her family on a family vacation.

You must be 18 or older to use this site.

>>17369526
IT's not a family vacation, my parent's retired to another country and I spend time with them every now and then. My mother spends her time reading her books and doing her research and my father is on his computer most of time.

Junior is quite happy spending time with them, junior however still has 16 hours of the day with nothing to do

>>17369399


you are asking how to supress your sexuality. you cant. you want what you want. once the floodgates are open you realize it is what was missing.

what's wrong with liking that weird shit m8? who cares? fap to traps and stop giving a fuck.

> being so addicted to <porn>
Stop watching it, fuckface. That isn't a real addiction.

looks like a mutt. German Shepard lab mix maybe?

>>17369361
Looks like a good doggo.

>>17369371
He is a very good doggo