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I stopped chasing thrills and grills, to take some time to get my life together and find a better job. Now I want to smoke cigarettes literally 100% of my downtime. I've never had such a strong urge. My doctor might give me a cessation pill. What should I do instead that is equally enjoyable?
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cocaine
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>>17382987
ayy fuk u mane
I can't afford a cocaine habbit in the us
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ayy fuk u bak mane
>take some time to get my life together and find a better job
>can't afford a cocaine habbit in the us
soon senpai, soon. just find the job.
>get close with bipolar girl
>we start dating officially the day after she starts a manic episode
>first week is fine but awkward at times
>she starts getting suicidal and goes to a menta hospital
>checks out a couple days later but won't talk to me
>she's been ignoring al my texts and calls for a week
How am I supposed to handle this; because I have clinical depression and being ghosted like this is kind of killing me.
Several of my friends said she's probably just embarrassed so I need to give her time, and to just keep reaching out; but it's been a full week and when I'm not hopeful that she's gonna get back to me soon I feel suicidal honestly
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I've been through that bro.
The relationship probably won't work anyway. It's best you don't hold your breath
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>>17382981
Full blown crazy, normally I'd say get some of that wild sex and run, but you don't want to involve yourself further with a girl like this
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>>17382981
Oh for christ sake
You knew you were packing yourself in shit FIRST TIME YOU POSTED ABOUT IT HERE
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My 18 year old buddy just revealed on Facebook that he got a girl pregnant and he's going to be a father. I don't know what to tell him. He just graduated this year. What should I say or do for him? I don't know if I know the girl. He says they're waiting to get their announcements in order. As far as I know he doesn't have a girlfriend.
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Take it easy just wish the best for him and tell him that you are there for him anytime he needs someone thats all a kid is no such life breaker
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>>17382961
Why do poor people keep making more poor people?? Lend him $800 and tell him to use it to get a vasectomy. If it's not too late, tell him to FUCKING ABORT! Nobody wants to to spawn into this world as the child of teenage parents.
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You know what to do.
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Autism here (diagnosed when I was a toddler).
What motivations do people usually have with regards to each other in the real world? What do people usually want from each other?
I often find it very hard to understand the motivations behind people's actions. A lot of what other people do seems to be somewhat senseless to me.
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We have more trouble taming our need to belong. We feel worse if we don't fit in than you do.
That's my guess..
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>>17382911
We crave attention and affection I guess, we try to convince ourselves that we are better people because we have friends and that people like us. It's pretty shallow and even if I indulge in this whole social stuff, I totally understand why it seems weird and empty to you.
I know two autistic people, though they are Asperger more than clinically autistic, and we had this sort of conversation a lot.
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How do I make decisions, /adv/?
The thing is, what I want seems to vary wildly from day to day. Things that feel really important one day completely don't matter to me the next. And I'm self-aware of this phenomenon, so when something does feel like it matters, I find myself asking "Am I actually going to care tomorrow?" and when something doesn't, I ask if I'm going to regret it later.
How am I supposed to make decisions about anything when importance is so impermanent?
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Can you give an example or two?
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What is this thing on my ear? It bleeds a lot and it's behind my ear. I do have piercings but it's not a puncture wound.
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>>17382880
I get that people post their genitals bcause they are ashamed to go to a doctor, but this I don't.
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Squeeze it, drain it. It'll go away after that.
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We are not qualified to diagnose, but it looks like a pimple. Possibly one that's working on an infection.
If you absolutely must not go to a doctor, clean the area and then rub some Neosporin in.
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STUFF TO DO ON WEEKENDS 2016-07-22 22:01:08 Post No.17382869
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Quick tips with /adv/
Please, enlighten a 19 year old who is finishing up summer before college again and needing something to do.
>currently work 40 hours a week
>have weekends free
>friends are unreliable, only have real friends at school
>bored and wanting to do more productive things with people or by myself
What are some suggestions? They can range from volunteer work to work that pays to things I can do to meet some interesting people. I just wanna get out of my house.
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Clean the house/do chores, volunteer like you suggested, exercise (can never have enough), go to local events, go exploring (including traveling to nearby towns and cities), work over-time, pick up a new hobby that's productive (learn new skills like coding or gardening), etc.
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>>17382888
This is already stuff that I do/kinda do (coding, exercise.) I guess I'm looking for suggestions to get OUT of my house
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>>17382892
>running
>removing kebab
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/summerfinals/ here. How could I cheat on a canvas test 2016-07-22 21:53:40 Post No.17382846
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/summerfinals/ here. How could I cheat on a canvas test
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Test is taken at home, subject matter is rather specific and broad so google wont really help. 30 minutes to do 15 questions.
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>>17382846
>rather specific and broad
wat
I have a student loan from my school last semester (Spring 2016) for about $2K and I can't register for classes until it's paid off, but I have bad credit. Should I kill myself? Not even joking. In before "get a job" because I have one.
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I meant "balance" not "student loan".
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The Curse of the Opalescent Testes 2016-07-22 21:19:37 Post No.17382724
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The Curse of the Opalescent Testes
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hey /adv/, I turn to you at the end of a personally intense week.
>tl;dr
my dick is too big for my gf. what do?
>uncut version
I'm 21 and technically still a virgin after having spent the past few nights getting intimate with my first girlfriend. apparently, I'm intuitively good at it and I have been enjoying pleasuring her in a way that I didn't know I could.
however, she is 5'1 and I am 6'3, meaning that we are out of proportion when it comes to penetration. I can comfortably get about 1 finger in her, haven't even attempted two. when we get worked up enough to the point at which I am rock solid, I can't even get my head in. it's painful for me and bends my dick. seriously, I didn't even know this could happen
she is keen to do stuff for me seeing as I've been giving her so much (even though I've been getting off on that) so I should be able to get satisfaction some other way when we next hook up. but for now, I'm sat here, blue balled and can't even bring myself to orgasm through reliable fap material.
I don't know what help you guys could offer, but I'd appreciate any advice you could offer me from similar experiences, perhaps. Maybe I just needed to write this out to distract myself from my yearning horniness (she left this afternoon and I won't be seeing her until Sunday).
Help me /adv/ocates, you're my only hope.
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Lots of foreplay and lotion.
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>>17382725
foreplay is pretty well covered, but I'll give the lotion a try too. thanks
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>>17382724
>however, she is 5'1 and I am 6'3, meaning that we are out of proportion when it comes to penetration. I can comfortably get about 1 finger in her, haven't even attempted two. when we get worked up enough to the point at which I am rock solid, I can't even get my head in. it's painful for me and bends my dick. seriously, I didn't even know this could happen
Same situation we had, even down to the height difference. It has to do with how turned on she is, and if she orgasms, she'll dry up a bit. Use lots and lots of lubrication, but try to keep her from orgasm before you get inside.
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motivation to become a better me 2016-07-22 21:07:53 Post No.17382702
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This one girl makes me want to be the best of myself and I always make great steps towards my personal goals up to weeks after a date with her. Spending time with her makes me think of my dreams and regrets like nothing else, and this is good.
But I'm not a keeper to her, she made it clear, we rarely meet and don't talk in between. This destroys me every time we split, to a worrying degree.
I want that motivation that tells me to do what I don't usually date to, but without the depression that comes with a meeting with this devil. Where do you get it from ?
How do I not get infatuated in this girl that is for now way beyond my league, that I admire as a person more than as a woman, and that unexpectedly liked me on our first dates ?
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btw pic is related this doesnt work at all, I'm more of a "so much to win" than a "nothing to lose" kind of guy
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>>17382702
Stop being a faggot.
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>>17382867
I think I'll go for Bruce, unexpectedly he's the one reeking less of testosterone.
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Sorry for my English please. I really need advice.
What is normal and what not. I need change myself or her?
I have generalized anexity disorder. Take antidepressants thats why I don't know for sure what is my fault and what is her. We together seven months. And I am jealousy as a fuck. She has many boys friends. She once a week meet with some one of them. If she go home late she ask some one to conduct her home. She swear that she doesn't cheat and if done try to kiss her or something like this she will refuse. One more thing that drive me crazy she afraid of me talk or become friend with her friends. I talk about this with her a lot and she promise to introduce me to her friends. There is three or for people with which he meets time to time. I already know one of them. She is very charming. Almost all of her friends was in love with her. I don't want to chain her to battery but I don't want to be stupid and endure wrong bad behavior. What is normal. What she can and can't do with her friends. What can I ask her.
I am paranoid as a fuck. If all will be like I want. She will have only girls as friend and I want have password from her social network and reed sms.
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>I am paranoid as a fuck. If all will be like I want. She will have only girls as friend and I want have password from her social network and reed sms.
If you can't trust her, don't be with her. It's as simple as that. Her having only female friends and you having access to her social media accounts will only breed more paranoia, because you'll constantly be searching for something. And if you don't find it, you'll just think she's doing something else behind your back.
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Will it all work out anons? Life is spooking me and I'm in a bad place. I'll be fine again soon right?
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You'll be fine mate. At the moment it feels like the end of the world, but only because you're right in the middle of it. Things will come right soon enough, and eventually this thing that seems unbearable will be nothing more than a memory like "shit, remember that time everything went wrong at once?" and you'll laugh about it.
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>>17382688
You're the man.
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>>17382688
This has probably happened to you at some point in your life already. Something that sucked ass that you can look back on and see that you lived through it. Remember those experiences as evidence that you can get through this one too.
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GUIDELINES:
Before you post a question, check here to see if it's already been answered.
Keep questions short for more answers.
If you're not going to like honest answers, don't ask your question.
And please no derailing arguments.
FAQ:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
>Is my body part big/small enough?
>Am I short/tall enough?
>Would you date a virgin?
><random insecurity>
Some do, some don't. Preferences differ, but complexes are always a turn-off.
>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Get over it by practicing and exposing yourself to it, little by little, step by step. There is no single magical moment that will instantly change you forever. It takes hard work, time, and effort.
>I like someone. What do I do?
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.
>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.
>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant.
>XYZ happened. Interpret this for me please
We're not in their head, we don't fucking know.
>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing.
>Someone has made it super clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No.
>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>.
>Brandon, that guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships and fart guy
Fuck off.
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Ladies, my girl has been turned off from anal due to all the failed attempts. We've had it successfully before too, and she's loved it but now she is so obstinant. Any way to get her back into it again?
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Should I put less emphasis on people's tastes in things like music or movies? Like it's almost hard not to judge people.
I went out on a date with a girl who fit the label "basic" pretty well. She only liked mainstream things, which I also enjoy mainstream entertainment but I was like to expand my horizons by watching a lot of art house films and listening to indie musicians. Her other pastimes besides watching television and movies was making coffee (which I tried to get her talk about more but it wasn't anything more than just she does it at her job)
It kind of bothered me that she had no knowledge of some older pop culture as well. Hell she didn't even know who The Penguin was regarding Batman (a character that is by no means obscure).
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>>17382634
Don't ask, just put it in
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My mom is upset at me and I want to make her happy.
I am pretty distant from her, like I'm always in my room, rarely see her more than once a day. I draw but I never show her my drawings. There is some tension between us because I'm kind of unemployed and almost out of college.
Two weeks ago she asked me if I applied for a job she sent me and I lied and said "yes" because I didn't know what she was talking about so I assumed I read it and forgot about it because it was nothing. This week I find out she asked someone she knew there to help get me hired. I fessed up today and she took it pretty hard. I believe I made a decent case for why I lied but she is still upset, and I don't think getting a job right now will just fix that I lied to her, so I'm thinking of brushing over it with a gesture that tackles our other issue of never talking to her and stuff.
Not sure what to do but I have two ideas:
Ask her to play a board game, which might be boring and uncomfortable.
Show her an anime. She doesn't watch anime but like the only thing she knows about me is that I like anime. I don't know what to show her though. Her favorite movie is Gone With The Wind and she likes other old movies, and she also likes Gilmore Girls and The O.C.. I'm mostly thinking of showing her The Girl Who Leapt Through Time (Wolf Children would be too "for moms"). I could also show her a Ghibli film but I've only seen a couple so I would need a suggestion. I'm also thinking Rose of Versailles or I could try Honey & Clover but I never watched that either so I don't know if it would be appropriate.
Any suggestions for anime or other activities? I don't want to do something insincere like ride bikes.
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Idk. Help her to do housework? Make a dinner? She gonn be happy as f.
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I know your probably a fat weeb, but I'll help you.
Take her out to dinner, help her with chores, if your poor as shit, take her on a drive and a walk around a pond or something.
I say in my room a lot, but I check on my family.
Ask about her day and don't be a asshat
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Give her a reason to be proud of you anon.
Apply for that job or get another one.
If you look like shit, work on yourself, fucking anything(haircut, hygiene, lose weight, get fit) as long as you can show her progress.
I like anime and shit as well but I'm not gonna show my mom.
If you HAVE to watch something with her, just ask what she likes and watch that.