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Please don't date coworkers, it doesn't end well. And hitting on women behind a "joke" veil is really fucking annoying to us because we want to shoot you down sometimes but can't because "Lel it's not really flirting" and we don't want to look like conceited bitches. So we laugh along, play it off, and you have no more information than you started with

>>17384117
I work in a hospital, there are plenty of people inside who are married or are just simply together. That's why I'm half on asking her and half not just because I'm hesitating.

I just need to know how I can approach her. Since you are a woman, can you tell me?

>>17384060
Let it be casual. Start talking to her just before lunchtime and ask her if she wants to go on during lunch. Or propose a drink to a group of coworkers and invite her too (enjoy the drink with others if she refuse). Tell your coworkers that you would like to see a movie and arrange a meeting at the cinema with a bunch of them. If she's interested she will come, and you can evaluate if she's really interested.

She has a Justin Bieber necklace? Drop her

But in all seriousness, if she's sending you goodnight messages/snaps, then she's interested. However, she's with this other guy and won't leave him for you. You're just a second choice side dude to give her attention. You shouldn't pursue it since she's obviously not interested in you enough to be in a relationship.

if you don't think she's salty, go to her house and see what's up.
also if it does turn out that she is ignoring your for whatever reason, sad as it is, but friendships die out often, even if there is no seemingly obvious reason as to why.

>>17384070
I don't know her address. I'm fairly sure she wouldn't ignore me

>>17384006
Missing half a year of school because of a mystery-flavor diagnosis is a good old fashioned red flag for mental illness, and all that that implies.

Do you walk around with your monthly salary stapled on your forehead?

Present yourself humbly. Dress nicely, but not expensively. Drive a reasonable car. If you seem moderately successful, but not wealthy, you'll attract the right type of girls.

>>17383952
How did you get yourself into your current position?

i suggest you marathon Dirty Jobs and take your pick

>>17383936
Record how much time you spend doing what for a few days then cut out the unproductive activities.

>>17383936
Every evening make a to-do list for tomorrow. Prioritize it:

Things that have to be done tomorrow or there's no point doing them
Things it would be very very good to get done tomorrow
Things that have to be done sooner or later so why not tomorrow

Each day sacrifice everything to get the first group done. Then work your way down the list as far as you can. Don't panic, because the further down you get, the lest urgent things are, so it's no great tragedy if you don't get to them.

Tomorrow night make a new list, adding new urget jobs at the top and moving some of today's leftovers up

>>17383908
Chances are you were super awkward which made her uncomfortable and she's now taking a different bus. You tried and you have gained experience. Can you remember the entire conversation? Do you remember what you said and how you acted? Go over it in your head and think of where you can improve. Next time do better. Then do better the time after that and that and that, etc. Good luck anon.

>>17383908
You did nothing wrong. In fact you did everything right.

Have you even allowed yourself to think about all the other explanations there could be? Maybe she's on vacation. Maybe her work/school schedule changed. Maybe she got a different job on a different bus line.

The idea that she would change her entire routine just to avoid a guy on the bus is actually the LEAST likely explanation.

But let's take the worst case explanation. There are approximately one and a half billion women in the world. The odds are overwhelming that any one picked at random won't fall in love with you. But we keep trying. Talking to women, dating women is as much a matter of eliminating the wrong ones as finding the right one. So keep at it.

>>17383908
Quizás le cambiaron el troncal del transantiago

Have you tried talking to a specialist about it ? He can give you some medication to help you feel better, instead of taking drugs.

Why do my birth control pills make me so darn horny? PS I'm not getting any and this only seems to make it worse.

>>17383888
Would you do it again?

>>17383892
Sex pills are known to alterate a special protein called sex hormone binding globulin which alterate testosterone levels. Causing higher or lower libido depending on the person.

>>17383866

Is this his first stroke op?

You can survive a stroke however every consecutive one thereafter weakens the muscles in and around your heart decreasing your chances of surviving another.

It really depends, above everything else, on how soon he got medical attention.

>>17383866
I'm afraid that's like asking how long is a piece of string. Strokes come in so may different forms and degrees of intensity that anything from full recovery to imminent death is possible. The doctor treating him can make the best guess about the specifics of this case.

>>17383857
Don't try to entertain them with memes

>>17383857
Don't bother, real life interaction is way better as you can see their body language and find out if there is interest.

Dude, if you can't even talk to girls online, then there is no hope for you.

Bring it up casually while you two are out someplace. Maybe after seeing a movie or dinner. Say something like " Hey anonette, I've been thinking. We've known each other for a long time now. Would you like to try going on a date?".

Just bee urself

>>17383883

The thing is, I don't want to love her anymore

>>17383839
Get her drunk and bang her
/thread
Also problems of 15 year olds never fail to amuse me.

>>17383817
Don't lie.
They don't care.

You have so much to give.
Like your corneas.
Or your kidneys.
Or just skin.
Or your heart.

Your liver and lungs might be fucked, but your probably younger than most.
Would a 50 year old like your lungs even if they're a bit used if he's dying of cancer?
Fuck yeah.

Nigga, don't worry.
Sign up and let it go

>>17383817
There's a 0.9 percent chances your organs are usable anyway, healthy or not, so don't worry and sign up

Even if they're unusable the greedy fucks will try to use them.

>>17383811
What the fuck is wrong with you? For starters, you capitalize words that don't need to be capitalized, then skip to all lower case.

>>17383811
Back to tumblr

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>>17383811
Is this b8?
I don't know what possesses an individual to have the effort to capitalize every word? Why do twitter fags do this? I don't get it.

Where's the reply mate?

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>>17383795

OP here. 2/2

>Crush DM's me and asks if i play online games
>"Hell yeah!"
>We play games online for four hours straight
>She mentions weed
>I'm like "Dude, you smoke?"
>"Yes Anon! Weed is awesome!"
>I'm like: "I've been trying to find weed ever since i got back from Cali, but this town's been dry AF, and I've been trying to get prescription green but i haven't had luck with it."
>We do a lot of back & fourth and share 420 stories and eventually i do tell her about back pain and how weed helped.
>She says "Oh dude, we can totally hang out sometime and smoke."
>My face lights up and i get butterflies in stomach
>Mfw

I'm really happy about this so far and I'm hoping i don't screw this up because the moment i laid eyes on this girl for the firs time it lit my world up.

So hopefully things will work out, if not i'd totally be happy being her friend. Either way win-win imo.

But as for this back pain I'm having.. (I'm hoping there's some Anons here with experience in the medical field, that'd be excellent.)

What could it be and how/why is weed help drastically? anti-inflammatory properties, perhaps?

Secondly, What could be causing this pain I'm having? Literally every second of the day I'm in pain to the pain where my nerve system feels dull and i had to build a tolerance to it over time.

And just the slightest bit of manual labor, heavy lifting and stuff, really bites me in the ass later on in the night.. bad, like i actually wanna shout from the pain but hold it back.

What could this be?

I read the wall of text to find out there's a second half. Incoming "I'm fucked. Is there any point of living now and if so how can I fix my life."