Life no longer makes sense.
Ok, I have no serious illness, deformity .. I am absolutely healthy
I am disciplined about studies, I like many things
But even so no woman has taken an interest in me to this day. I can not stand living alone anymore.
I'm tired of seeking explanations, of opening myself up, of trying to be someone legal. I'm just going to commit suicide.
These are my last hours here in this world.
I want to tell you that no one, NOBODY in this world deserves to live alone. This is the cruelest thing and no one deserves it.
I want everything bad for this damn breed. Who can not love, who can not value someone simply by their appearance. Or by their social awkwardness. You deserve each other.
Bye.
Do you have family? Be with them. There's a lot of social groups around. You're probably young and you've got a lot left to live.
Is asking out a girl over facebook creepy if you look like pic related
If you have to ask, it's creepy no matter what you look like.
>>18638349
I know you're a woman. I was asking MEN.
>>18638328
depends if the girl decides its creepy. everyones different. most will be fine with it as long as you didn't crop out sloths head.
I'm might be getting laid tonight, I've slept with a few girls before but never actually been able to stay hard enough to successfully penetrate once I get the condom on, so I'm technically still a virgin. The girl I'm going to be seeing tonight was one of those girls I tried to sleep with before, so she's obviously aware of the limp dick. It wouldn't be so much of a problem if she wasn't much more sexually active than I am. She's not as interested in foreplay and wants to fuck right away, so it puts a lot more pressure on me.
Should I tell her I'm technically a virgin? I imagine it would make her more understanding but I assume that's not a very attractive thing to tell a woman that's about to fuck you. She's young and very sexy so she already makes me nervous. Not using a condom isn't an option and I already probably won't last very long with one anyways. I don't like to disappoint cute girls or get their hopes up that I'm going to fuck them as good as they imagine.
>>18638299
There is no male virgin. You dont have something physicly to lose , like hymen to call yourself virginity free. You can litteraly say you are virgin whether you were with 100 or 0 girls and noone would ever know except STDs, and also she would know if you never watched porn so you dont have brighstest idea where vagina is and start licking her asshole like retard.
Now about limp dick , take viagra or some shit like that if you dont have that much confidence in your little friend and thicker condoms and you are good to go.
Also when you feel like you will cum, pull out and give her oral or fingering with same rhythm, or change positions while thinking about gutting a hobo on the street. If you concentrate too much you will cum cuz thats nature after all.
If you cum anyway, you should be able to get it up again while you get down on her even though you cant cum, if you care so much.
And at last, enjoy it yourself, you are there for yourself first then pleasure her, if she hasnt finished, help out.
Use your dick wisely young padawan.
>>18638419
Thicker condoms are worse. The only time I had ED was when I used this trojan that was apparently bulletproof instead of the durex ultra thin. Thick condoms are for premature ejaculation, not ED
>>18638434
It can also be quite opposite, since you cant feel for shit. Most likely it isnt about condoms at all, the problem is usualy your dick.
Well i guess you will have to experiment, what you can do, limits and shit.
Hey guys, total gun virgin here. I want to protect my family but don't want to part with a lot of shekels. What's a simple home defense weapon on a budget?
Remington 870. 12 gauge pump shotgun. Perfect home defense gun, and will only set you back around 3-400 bucks.
1911 or Mossberg 500
>>18638277
This is objectively the correct answer.
Hi. I'm stuck between French, German, Dutch, Serbian, and Russian. I haven't considered Spanish.
I chose those because they allow for the most ease of communication around Europe, plus since I live in the UK and suck at foreign languages, I figure it would be pretty useful for not only spicing up my resume/C.V. but also but also open a door into a different culture to experience and enjoy.
>French
Spoken everywhere, sounds nice and seems easy to learn, endless learning resources, yet maybe too common
>German
Sounds awesome, similar pronunciation to English, probably difficult to master, and may look impressive on CV like French
>Dutch
Easier than German, closer to the UK, less resources
>Serbian or Russian
Wild cards, kind of novel to learn, though possibly are of limited use for the average guy
>Asian languages
Internet says they're difficult, business relevance limited here
Appreciate your time and replies.
I'd recommend Java, likely to be the most economically fruitful you could choose.
>>18638240
>I chose those because they allow for the most ease of communication around Europe
Everyone speaks English in Europe anyway.
>>18638255
Exactly. This is a seriously demotivational thing nagging me- people who are not native English speakers have every incentive to learn English, and I would be able to communicate with them through it if I ever traveled.
Though less people would be willing to hear my jilted stammering in their own tongue, instead opting to speak in English. This kind of brushes aside any purpose I had to learn.
I'm not an anti-globalist; just confused as to what the value of culture is anymore. Nationalism takes such a fickle thing too seriously while globalism on the other hand (not multiculturalism) give incentive to rush to "sameness".
For Computer Science majors: what are/were your plans after getting your degree in university and how will you build onto that plan?
>>18638216
I had no real plan other than to apply for positions on local companies online. Luckily a family friend got me an interview in his company so I didn't struggle much. There's a lot of truth in "It's not what you know, it's who you know". If you really know no one that can introduce you to a company, look for networking events at your university.
How is a second date supposed to go? I haven't gotten this far in like 10 years.
It depends on your and the other's personality, chemistry, and probably social rules in your country.
Here, having sex on the first date is a normal thing.
How did the first date go, what did you do, do you feel comfortable with the other? Plans on where to go for the second date, and what to do?
>>18638247
I think she's somewhat religious and she's coming out of a physically abusive marriage, so I'm not going to push the sex thing. I'm not really after that anyway. I just like her.
We had a better time than either of us expected to have on the first date, which was last weekend. I got reservations at a place near my apartment, paid for dinner and drinks, and then we watched a rainstorm roll over from the inside of a coffee shop afterward.
We met through a phone app, but we knew each other from college about 5 or 6 years ago. We were never close then, but we're comfortable with each other going into this from the start, which is helping I think.
Tonight we're going to a place with a pretty different atmosphere, more of a porch sort of thing with live music and wood tables and string lights and shit.
I'm not trying to fuck, I just really don't want this to go badly. And in my experience with other things in life, the more you don't want to fuck something up, the more likely you are to try way too hard and fuck it up.
I've had terrible problems with anxiety in the past and I'm trying to keep that under control right now. Typing this is helping.
>>18638266
Fucking is the first step of a relationship
After two years of being married is it usual to just lose interest in the arrangement?
I don't like how people expect me to act/behave differently because I have a piece of metal on my finger
Not usual, no. And definitely not because of being married itself (as opposed to deeper relationship issues). Did you honestly not contemplate the possibility of not liking marriage all that much before trying to literally promise someone your life?
>>18638183
After a while of hearing people 'you're married so you should act more like X' it just feels stupid sometimes
>>18638197
I get that it's annoying but is that really a factor to contemplate whether you still want to be married? Just tell them to mind their own business or to come with a more substantial reason than that if they stand behind their argument so much.
Also you are not forced to wear your ring on your finger if that's what triggers people to assume that you're married and comment like this. If your wife understands, wear it on a necklace hidden underneath your clothes, or not at all.
I've grown a lot since starting college and I've gained self-respect and confidence. I want some advice and instruction on what to do with someone I know.
I have feelings for a friend and I told her a few months back. She was really strange about it, she didn't want to reject me outright and we just talked for awhile. She admitted that her boyfriend was just a friend she's very barely involved with. (It's not my business but she built up a huge lie.)
I told her I wasn't okay with being just friends and she sounded really sad. She told me she would be sad but would understand my decision. (I didn't buy that.) We didn't talk for about a month but I decided to talk to her again, just to see what happens.
She was "really concerned about where we stood" which I found odd. I just reassured her we could be friends after all. Ever since then, we've had arguments and disagreements like any normal human beings but she isn't quite herself?
Normally she's a talkative and kind girl but she's become more emotional when we've gotten into deep discussion.
A big moment is when she talked about her "needs". She talked to me about needing comfort and reassurement and when she brought up needing comfort if she and her "boyfriend" broke up, I was pissed. I told her she absolutely cannot expect that type of attention, especially from me. We just got into a whole big argument where I had to explain why that was wrong and she almost cried when she says
>"Anon! You wouldn't change for anyone?!"
>"Hell No!"
>"But I-I would change for you!"
We haven't talked much since then but we arranged a hangout for when we get back to school. Can anyone tell me what might be up with her?
Foolish self-bump.
So making a long story short I matched with a girl on tinder that looked way out of my league. We start talking and hit it off and agree to hang out. That was last night. Got coffee and I stayed the night at her dorm. She seemed really cool for the most part but would say weird things about meeting my family, wanting tshirts of mine, and just generally acting kind of strange. We didn't even have sex, just made out a bunch.
now today she is pretty much acting like we are a couple or something. When I left her place she texted me saying the she didn't think i liked her and that I didn't have a good time. I did like her besides the weird stuff and generally had a good time, now she is sending me messages with hearts, calling me love, asking when I'm getting tshirts, and is making me some sort of door knob hanger for my apartment? All in all she is a cool girl but is coming on way too strong and is kind of killing the attraction I have for her. She's acting like we are in a full fledged relationship when we hung out once. Is she just kind of crazy, or is there any way I can ask her to tone it down a little? Or is this normal behavior because I haven't dated in a few years. She also told me she broke up with her boyfriend 2 months ago and lost an obscene amount of weight in the past few months which was shocking because she was fairly skinny.
>>18638124
baby fever, run like hell.
Don't fuck her, she'll poke holes in your rubbers.
Don't
stick
it
in
crazy.
She sounds extremely insecure and co dependent.
Is it normal that women dont like getting fucked fast and balls deep like in porn? Im always getting told to be more gentle and to not stick it in too deep but that feels really boring. I mean my penis isnt even that big.
What to do?
try getting them aroused
its almost as if porn is acting.
>>18638116
Wouldnt be much easier to ask your gf/hooker/friend/mom ,whatever, what she feels best since everybody is different and what works with one girl can be total no-no with other ?
just my 0.02c
That's it.
Install gentoo
>>18638108
I wanted to escape these memes.
non jailbroken?
> pic related
im
jailbroken so there are a myriad of host blockers
Cat got out few days ago, came back with a handful of fleas. Nothing infestation level, we gave her a flea bath and picked about a dozen of them off her.
We didn't realize she had fleas until the next day though. My roommate's having a fit because she's convinced now the house is gonna be infested with fleas.
I can't really find much googling, anyone know how likely this is? Less than 24 hours in the house with 10-20 fleas? I think she's overreacting personally, I would think they would have stuck mostly to the host (my cat) and not really branched out away from their food source, and with the flea bath we killed basically all of them. I know one did jump ship before we got her in the tub, but I can't imagine 1 flea's gonna infest the whole house. Probably just gonna end up back on the cat and I'll pick that one flea off her next time.
Buy flea bombs
>>18638115
I don't really want to have to vacate the whole damn house over nothing though. We'd have to find boarding for all the pets, and then the 3 of us. Be a monumental waste of cash if I'm right and we have no infestation because 12 ish hours isn't enough time to do any real damage.
>>18638139
Their eggs stick to everything. One flea is enough to start another infestation.
Got a OWI in Michigan the other day. First offense, clean record. Plead not guilty, hiring a lawer, any other advice?
^bump
Anyone?
>>18638086
Lawyer here. Absolutely hire a lawyer, not only to deal with the consequences like jail, fines, ignition interlock, but also to deal with the consequences of having it on your record.
>get monkey branched by my ex
>after a few weeks, decide to stop talking to her
>this lasts for about a month, during which she tried to contact me a few times
>I stood my ground and even almost went on a date with someone else
>then last week, I wake up to a few missed calls and messages from her
>her sister has blood cancer, so I finally cave in out of sympathy
>when I ask her why she came to me instead of her bf, she tells me he doesn't seem to care that much
>then two days ago she calls me
>tells me she cheated on her bf with his best friend and started dressing in more revealing clothes because she enjoys the attention other guys give her
And I've been on tilt ever since. How bad does /adv/ think I've fucked up?
>>18638084
What? You just comforted her about her sister. She's not your problem now, whatever she does.
Did you catch feelings again or something?
>>18638084
There is this option to block incoming messages and calls. Do that.
Also good job on evading whore, she will end up as single mother eventually. Stay away from her?
>>18638088
That's exactly it. I feel like me comforting her about her sister is what allowed her to tell me about that other shit and this is when I started feeling like shit about our breakup again.