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I was going for walk in my neighberhood and then i found those plants just standing there. and now i wanted to know if these were mariuhana plants?
Please let me know what you guys think? because i am so cunfused.

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hey /adv/
how do you have fun in a music festival alone? My girlfriend broke up with me right before it so I have to go there alone now.

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Hey guys, my girlfriend just broke up with me last night and it's my fault. She loves me a lot but I beat her up for being bi she's not necessarily proud of it herself, and she doesn't see a future with me if I can't get over it what do I do

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How do you cheer yourself up when you have the blues?

I'm not talking about clinical depression, I mean the common sort of down moods that everyone experiences.

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My ex is back in town for a week and wants to be exclusive while she's here, for old time's sake
Thoughts?

It would be a cute gesture, and I wouldn't mind making it, but it would mean jeopardizing anything I have going on with other girls at the moment

Avoiding the girls I currently have things with for a full week is probably going to stop those things from continuing, and I don't want to lose people from my life just for one slightly more romantic week, which will end in me being at the same place I started, minus a couple people I've tacitly rejected when I didn't want to

But my ex and I still love each other (we broke up because she had to move away), we still hang out when she visits my city, and I don't want to hurt her by saying 'no because I want to bang other girls while you're here'

What should I do? Is it that big of a risk to say yes, and avoid those other girls for a week? Is there a less hurtful way to say no?

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She's in an 'open relationship'
>inb4 degenerate
>inb4 kill yourself
>inb4 she's playing you
>inb4 have fun catching STDs

I made out with her in April, but I knew she had a boyfriend, and I was reluctant so didn't go any further. Met her again last weekend, and she wanted to make out, told me she's in an open relationship, but I told her no. I sent her a text an hour later. She came over to my flat after I went home and I fucked her for several hours, because I just though fuck it, I haven't been laid in months.

She wanted to come over the next day, but I was busy. She called me and told me she was really lonely, but I was actually busy, and I wasn't even home.

She has sent me texts every other day for a week. Last time was last night. Thing is, I'm usually very picky with women, and she's got a very bland face. Her body is surprisingly hot though, but she usually hides it very well.

I really don't want to be seen with her, but I wouldn't mind getting some dirty sex out of it. Actually I'd like to take it to extremes, so that she's put off towards the end of it and loses interest.

Any ideas of how to go about it? What should I ask her to do, that isn't vanilla, when I'm used to quite vanilla sex myself? She already told me she wants to be dominated. I got a feeling she might be into degrading shit.

Hit me up with your ideas, anon! Stuff should accelerate over the course of maybe a couple of months, depending on how bored/busy I am.

TL;DR degrading ideas for making a girl run

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I am a 20 year old kiss-less virgin with no romantic or sexual experiences. I have just been offered a night of non-romantic sex with a very attractive female that has the hots for me (and I very much for her). I am also fucking terrified.

I had the occasional romantic or sexual interest/encounter before and didn't act out on it, got afraid/angry but this girl is the first to actually put it into word that she is DTF so I can't simply act like a blind and deaf retard.

The last 1-2 years have been a trans formative time, turning me from a pubescent autist with rock bottom self esteem into an actually caring human being with real ambitions, sincere compassion and morals, descent social skills and good self esteem. Life is pretty great right now but I adopted an ascetic mindset.

Now the question how will I handle my sexuality in the (near) future. I want the intimacy of a relationship with someone but that is not a realistic option at the current time. I definitely want to fuck but I am also scared of it. (Temporary) celibacy is an option but I want to make real experiences.

Really want your Input on this since sex will become probably only a bigger theme in the future.

TL;DR: ex-turbo-autist virgo wants your advice, experience and pity because he can't quite figure his shit out.

Please tell me your stories too even if they don't relate directly, we can all learn from each other (or have some shit and giggles).

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I've been have recurring nightmares that keep waking me up in the middle of the night.

Not the monsters or "all my teeth falling out" kind, but realistic murder/kidnapping/home invasion kind. I've subsequently starting getting into "prepping" and guns, but I'm not sure any of these things are actually making me feel any safer. Nevertheless I've started legally carrying a pistol and sleeping with one under my pillow. I also spent a lot of money on ammo,security cameras, first aid kits.

Am I going crazy?
I was thinking of going to a psychiatrist but I'm also worried they'll put me on a watchlist and take away all my guns.

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So I've been worried that I might have aspergers.

My social skills need serious work, I have a hard time sharing emotions and often have difficulties thinking of things to say to people, so I just revert to some standard things I say to people which eventually run out. Eye contact is uncomfortable for me, but I've found a way around it (look at one of their eyes for about 6 seconds). I think that I'm not very expressive. Not sure.
I'm clumsy af, and forgetful too.
Worst of all is that I hang out with people and have friends, but suck at maintaining contact with them.

I'm freaking out. Does it sound like I have aspergers or am I just a plain old loser?

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my heart hurts

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My ultimate goal is to talk to girls and get talking to them. I dont want to just talk to them.. I want to have deep conversations with them. The bad thing is.... I am horrible with small talk... How do?

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Two queries.

1) I've let myself fall for the idea that the US is a wonderful place to be, especially as a young adult. So I want to go to a university in the US, New York maybe. But, I'm afraid of the money. It seems like Americans take their college bills to the grave. I'd also have to emigrate because I live in Ireland.

Should I go for it in the US or go to uni in a reasonable country with reasonable education costs?

2) I'm 18 now. One more year of high school. I like the idea of taking a gap year. What's it like being a year older than the majority of your peers in university? Do you feel exactly the same or is there a slight disconnection?

Cheers boyos.

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>being successful struggles
>completely achievement driven
>finding small things to do to reward myself
>always changing the ways I do things so nothing becomes repetetive
>cant believe growing up is this
>visibly a divider between "those who get it" and "those who dont"
>found people can "steal my potential" or ultimately personal happiness which is directly linked and directive to individual success
>fucking shitty
>23
>definitely not beta but not alpha
>what is one thing you retards do every day to remind yourself you are successful

in the mean time will dump captcha comics

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Im interested in writing a crime novel and therefore have a few quick questions for those of you who are proficient in the art of being a criminal.

1.
What is the fastest non lethal way to silence someone?

Preferably in a way which makes them temporarily mute.

Does my protagonist just have to stick a sock into the persons mouth or is this a more complicated matter?

2.
If my protagonist wanted to not only physically silence someone but also in a way in which they wouldn't ever talk about this crime how would he best go about it?


3.
What is the most effective way for my protagonist and his companions to disperse?

4.
You could add anything helpful here.

Thanks in advance!

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How do people make friends?