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the jerk store called, they're running low on you

is that ur face or did someone take a shit.

OP, please film yourself throwing these insults as people and put it online

>>17411167
Is there a way you two can come up with a compromise?

>>17411167
How old are you and your husband? Are you in a country where 13 year olds can legally marry?please

stop spending your money on him. sounds like you've spoilt him.

>>17411130
You truly sound like an asshole

Jesus Christ, your mother was mourning and suffering and you made it about yourself. You're a fucking dick.

No, don't go. It sounds like you didn't value his life, so it doesn't sound like you will value his death.

>>17411130
>tell mom that recently deceased bro was junkie scum and deserved to die
>mom and dad get pissed
>waaaah i can't attend the funeral now

this is you, op
stop being a faggot
if you're gonna talk shit about your own brother the day you find out he died, why the fuck do you even want to go to the funeral anyway

>actually needing 4chan to help you with this decision

>>17411050
Not sure how this is a question tbqh

>>17411050
>w/out a rubber
>she slept with 4 guys in a gangbang on holiday

No fucking way.

Condom or dropped.

Never ever bareback a known slut.

>>17411046
Look shit up on Expedia or Trivago or something. I don't know, dude.

>>17411046

just type 'cheap bus tickets' or whatever and open every single link on the first page. follow the instructions, then compare.

How would one get from the DC airport to Baltimore as cheap as possible without walking? It's just an hour busride right? I don't know the first place to look.

>>17411027
You've got to give me more information for me to give an educated answer.

But I feel pretty confident in saying that you should stop hitting on your sister.

>>17411043
I stopped hitting on her. I don't see why her mom or brother would get mad about it.
I saw her boyfriend in a grocery store after it. He didn't say nothing about it.
She probably finds that stuff funny. Or something.

I don't want to hurt her should I just scare her off if I think it is her?

>>17411093
>I don't want to hurt her should I just scare her off if I think it is her?

Just be clear that you're not going to continue making passes at her, and stop talking to her. Don't scare her away. Don't do shit.

Sorry, I only have sex with ham sandwiches that have mustard in them

Used a cucumber and carrot before (wrapped in cellophane, of course).

i used to jack off into socks.

Yes. You should be more open to her needs and desires

dude weed makes u gay lmao

>>17410991
It's weird that you seem to have a problem with him being black.

Everything else about the situation could legitimately be troubling, and you should probably talk to her about it.

I found that after no fap my tolerance increased.

I tried last year. It's a challenge man. My personal experience with it was pretty awful. Days 1-3, there was no change. My demeanor stayed the same. Day 4, I think I remember feeling happy, very happy. Happier than I'd been in a long time. Towards the end of the first week however, I became extremely depressed. More than I'd ever been. It was awful. It sounds pathetic, but I had both suicidal and homicidal thoughts. All that was after the first week. These symptoms carried on into the second week, but gradually decreased in strength. The third week was quite strange, really. I recall being devoid of attraction to women completely. I saw them as objects, almost as meager and unimportant as a chair, or a table. After that, only positive things. I became a bit chipper. My head felt crystal clear as well. My attraction towards women didn't really skyrocket, it more so changed. They weren't meat sacks like before. They were people, individuals. It was refreshing to look at a woman and see her traits, and not her appearance. I don't remember how I got started on porn again, but what I can say is keep going. The end result is worth all the struggle.

I tried to do a no fap month, lasted a week. I think you should try, alway know your limits

>>17410955
Take it to an appraiser. I can't even tell you what that is.

No.

Its worth an asswhoopin.

>>17410930
For the same reason that men do it.

>Girl flirts and goes out of her way for me
You mean
>girl acts completely normal
>but you, being the autistic sperglord that you are, misread this as flirting because you've never had any female attention in your life
>and somehow it's her fault for 'leading you on'

Fuck off. If randomly blurting out "You're the bomb anon" for no reason isn't flirting then I don't know what is.

>>17410913
You're only 25. Why are you wasting your time?

Learn how to be great at something.

>>17410913
Can't change the past, but you can control your future

Im 31 and never learned to be great at anything. But I have found if you apply your best effort at something you will get results. I was a sorry ass business student and I went into engineering school and studied my ass off and made the deans list then I tried to shortcut calculus by taking it in the summer and got burned. There are no shortcuts and no half assing things when you want to be great at something only your full attention and effort will work.

My advice would be to take it to a mechanic before buying.

>>17411045
This. Plus don't worry if you look like a bit of a klutz, if you haven't been driving regularly that'll happen. The salesman wont say shit, he doesn't care what happens as long as he can sell you a car.

>>17411072
>>17411045

I am getting the car from a toyota dealership. They said you can't take it to a mechanic before buying. However, their own onsite mechanic repairs the toyota cars before they put them on the lot.

You don't have cancer, lose some fucking weight.

I don't get it, what do you want us to do?

>>17410865
Thanks for the confidence.
And I know. Working on it.

The statistics Canada shows that almost half of people get cancer in their lifetime. How are these numbers accurate? That's seems ridiculous.

>>17410824
You're fucking insecure and don't feel comfortable existing around other people.

Learn how to get past that.

>>17410824
>>>/r9k/

>>17410824
Most people feel the need for these "invasions" to function properly. For some they feel draining.
This may be due to multiple different reasons: mental illness, insecurity about ones looks/social skills, old experiences in these said situations being unpleasant etc.
It's not something people should judge you for, but they do.
Because this world is a cruel and unforgiving place inhabited by similar people.
Life sucks, drop out.