So I have a holter monitor on as part of some cardiac testing I'm getting, and I'm supposed to not do anything strenuous and write down in the little note page they gave me if I "notice any symptoms" (as well as when I go to sleep and when I wake up).
Thing is, I want to masturbate, but it will raise my heart rate like mild exercise. But for some reason I'm too shy to write down "masturbated" there. Is there anything I could just write anyway?
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milked a cow
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Strangled a pet.
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Write 'Masturbated' anyways. Don't lie to your doctors, anon.
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I don't have a lot of motivation to do things, only when I am going to make money.
I am pretty fucking bored most of the time, sitting my entire days and nights on YouTube while i'm not at School.
Occasionally going out to the park to smoke, or hang out and fish or something.
Not a lot of hobbies, or at least ones that I can do very often, if at all.
Don't have any ideas or interest in any future careers or jobs that I would like to have.
Fucking hate School, it's terrible.
No girlfriend. At least I have a lot of friends, and know a lot of people.
Does anybody else feel like this? I don't even fucking know what to do.
Boredom is so bad it makes me want to almost cry.
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Bamp
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ITS GUCCIIII
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>>17421949
BRRRR!
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Sup
I'll make this short.
Looking to get my girl a gift. Something related to space coz she loves that stuff. I haven't given myself a budget exactly; I'm shooting for something nice or maybe even a few things and I'll spend up to 70/80 bucks but if its something really great I'll probably be willing to pay more
Any ideas?
Thanks in /adv/ance
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Telscope. You're going to have to up the budget though.
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Probably not as big of a fan of space as your gf but ive always wanted to get a replica of the Golden Record that was attached to the Voyager Space Probe with all the playable sounds and the diagrams on the back.
Good luck trying to find it if such a thing does exist.
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good suggestion... I've considered this however, it does seem like one of those things where i have to either spend more than i can afford or settle for something that isn't too great... in which case i'd consider it a waste of money... Idk maybe if i find one thats really awesome for under 150 bucks. Thanks for the suggestion
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I had grown too close to my girlfriend. I was too vulnerable around her. She never told me to stop, and she never seemed to have a problem with helping me down from my occasional panic attacks and bouts of depression.
She randomly broke up with me because of them and never told me they were a problem. This is fair and I accepted that I fucked up. I asked her to just not go back to her abusive ex boyfriend. She promised not to.
She fucked him two days after we broke up, then he promptly kicked her out. I didn't know about this until we spent the day together and her best friend told me.
I then told her I'm GOING to kill myself. I did not threaten to do so. I didn't do it to manipulate her. I don't know why I decided to text her and tell her I was going to do it, but she was the only one I could talk to.
I bought my materials and began to initiate my attempt. She freaked out and exploded on me. She eventually forced me to stop trying.
Since then she sporadically texts me. She ignores my texts and only initiates conversations on her own accord. She goes back and forth between telling me she misses me and telling me she never wants to see me again. When I send her 2 texts a day she says I'm obsessing over her.
She is moving in two weeks and I think we should just call it quits when she leaves. I told her we don't need to date anymore I just want to see her as a friend. We've done that a few times since the incident. She disagrees, saying "You should move on, anon." She isn't seeing anyone else. She doesn't love me anymore, so it's not that. I told her I can move on when she leaves. She's still in town and I can't let go of the fact that she's so close but so distant.
I know I'm in the wrong. I know it. You can call me a manipulative monster all you want, I've heard it all before. I fucked up. I just want to know what to do at this point. I can feel myself losing a grasp on reality, I can feel my mind leaving my fucking head. I'm losing my mind.
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Go see a shrink
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I found going for long walks for a couple of hours to clear your head is great, you can beat depression OP
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>>17421541
>teehee im guna kill myself
you wont do it, faggot
grow up
does it bring bad luck to fap while thinking of your crush
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>crush
Are you 14? Get the fuck out.
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>>17421543
Do you have difficulty answering simple questions? You know exactly what I mean, and yet you feign confusion like a fool.
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>>17421527
I can't bring myself to do it, and immediately repress those thoughts because I feel I'm being to disrespectful of them.
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Wait, so women actually like being spanked, it's not just something they're paid to do in porn? What percentage actually enjoys this sort of thing? And if I want to start spanking my girl, how do I bring it up, say "Hey, babe, can I spank your little ass tonight"?
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I dunno, I've always just done it, and she likes it
don't you grab her ass though? It's just like a natural extension of that. I'd just do it (lightly of course) and gauge the response. you could directly bring it up I guess but that might be a strange conversation as you said
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Yes. I love being spanked/punished. Spanking, among other things, adds spice to the sex. Next time you're hitting it from the back, give her ass a light smack, compliment how much it jiggles when you're stroking her. Speed up, smack it a little harder. However many times you think is appropriate but don't over do it. Once might even be just fine for the first time
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>>17421524
>Yes. I love being spanked/punished.
May I ask why? I'm interested in the psychology of it.
How do I stop crying about the most pointless shit?
For exampe, things I have cried about this past week:
1. Not being able to read because workmate wouldn't stop talking
2. Embarrassing myself by crying at work
3. Dog not cooperating with a leash
4. Literally no reason at all
5. Ruining a good night out by crying for no reason at all
6. Too much feta to fit in all boxes
7. Making this post
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>>17421508
an hero
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Please be a girl at least
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Why does that matter?
I'm unhappy in my relationship and would like to leave her.
The problem is, I think she's going to react extreme and illogically. I'm afraid she'll start stalking me, as I havd found her outside of my house uninvited before. I'm afraid she'll exploit me by sending my nudes to people I know. I'm afraid of general harassment.
I'm also afraid for her. She's had a life full of mental hardship, and has taken therapy for a while before we met.
We're both young and I don't want to squander everything I have by staying with her.
What do I do?
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Forgot to mention that once before I threatened to leave her, I blocked her number, she went to my friend and started to call me through it.
Maybe I'm too much of a pussy. She's really manipulative.
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>>17421497
break up with her immediately and cut all contact. change your phone # again if you think it's necessary. tell her that you're done and you need to be alone, and that if she tries to contact you or hang around your house, you will call the police.
if you're worried about her distributing nudes, you can either inoculate people you know by telling them about them beforehand, or you can claim they're photoshopped (a lie, but might work). you can even do this before you break up with her, then tell her that you told everybody already. she may mention them to a couple people you know, but she probably won't bother to try sending them to everybody.
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tell your friends you are going to be breaking up with her and you don't want contact. make absolutely sure they know you're serious. be assertive. if they allow you to contact her through them, drop them as a friend and cut contact with them too. sounds extreme, but you have to be ruthless when cutting crazy people out of your life.
if you're worried you will start to get sentimental or that she will manipulate you, then you need to physically write down a list of all the shit she's done to you. every time you think about letting her back in your life, look at it. remind yourself that it will be a repeat of last time, because it will. then remind yourself that if you got sick of it once, you will certainly get sick of it again.
stay strong OP, you can do it.
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>>17421522
oh yeah and if she has a key to your place, remember to change your locks. if you talk to your neighbours, let them know she's not supposed to be hanging around your place and to let you know if they see her there. if you're renting, let your landlord know too.
How to tell if my girlfriend is lying about her sexual history?
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ask her ;^g
it'll go over fine
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Thanks
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>Implying women ever fully tell the truth.
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I need to be in control. No matter what the situation, i am either in control or fighting for it, often resorting to violence. I hate it and want to change it, but it's stronger than me. How can i change this?
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It's not stronger than you. No emotion is stronger than the person it affects. You can fight it and you can win. Just learn self-discipline and fight it with all you've got.
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>it's stronger than me
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/adv/ /b/ i have a serious problem, and I'm desperate for answers.
I have been knocked up by a famous band guy, while he isn't exactly famous himself, but the band is huge. They play the whole anonymous thing.
Thing is, i just found out he has a gf, and lied about it, also they had a kid a few months ago.. I don't want to tell him because i'm afraid he will get pissed off, and also i dont feel like ruining his life. It's too late to have an abortion.. what the fuck do i do, how do i live with this? And if i do tell him - HOW!
tl;dr: a rocker dude got me pregnant wtf do i do.
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if you're being serious you have to tell him.
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>>17421395
If actually serious, get that sweet child support money you gronk. If he's that famous, you won't have to work and will be able to spend heaps of time with the kid and give it a good life.
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>>17421590
No amount of time or money are going to make up for having a slut mom and absentee dad
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I just crew things uo the her.
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Okay guys I'm in a weird situation, this is a long story. I've been almost 8 years with my last gf, I'm 27 now, we had some break ups, but we always come back, and for a long time I've been thinking this relationship it's being too long, maybe I will end marrying her, this thought made me worry about an engage, for the last 3 years I was unsure of continue my relationship with her just because we started young and althought I've met other girls, I wanted to have more relations before getting married.
I really had no excuse, she's a wonderful girl, we have many things in common, she's is amazing in the bed, I like her family, and she was currently the financial part of our relation because I'm still studying and can't get a good job for now. Only things I feel she's not perfect are physical (she's short and has straight hair which I dislike) and her childish immature behavior she has when we fight which I hate a lot too. So I had this idea. "I wanna stay with her, but before getting married and be together forever We both need to have some fun, more experiences". I was her first boyfriend, she had a couple of affairs while not with me but I don't really care. I've been with 6 girls, but you know, even if it's not a low number I know people who had more partners.
I've talked to her like this sometimes and she never liked my thoughts until we met a guy 3 months ago, He is the typical beta virgin loser (not joking) whatever but he is kinda fun to hang with. He added her on facebook and they both were talking, she told me he always talks to her a lot and it's funny. I suspected that he likes my gf (he never knew we were together) and she couldn't belive me at that moment though it was pretty obvious at they way he talks to her.
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Here is where the tides turn around. I came with this stupid "plan", I started to use this kind of social engineering on her to like that guy. And told her "if you wanna marry me you should have more experience, go have a couple of serious relationships, then you will be the perfect girl, we will be back together and now forever, but if you decide not to come back with me and stay with another man, I will take that risk". At that moment she took the idea "I'm not perfect for you, and I wanna be perfect for you, I will think about it". One week later (last days of june) she dumped me out of nowhere with shity excuses like my behavior, but at the end she told me she likes that guy and wanted to try something with him.
The sudden break up shocked me, I had no idea what to do. I think I didn't even acepted that fact. But she stoped talking to me. Deleted me on facebook. The next week she was posting photos of his new boyfriend and how happy she is now. All this shit crushed me in a way I never felt before. My ego was destroyed. I was fuckin alone. And I couldn't get how can she be happy with a guy who she just met, we were together for more than 7 years, did she forgot me that fast? why she is not even talking to me? wtf?
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I talked to her 2 weeks later because I couldn't stand the pain of not having her by my side. A mix of feelings like dissapoinment, low self esteem, anger, jealousy, depression, all together. I cried saying how much I regret of that stupid idea, and I want us back together, nothing changed, but getting out a couple of times we eventually had sex. She's still with him and noone knows we still talk, but almost every time I see her we make love. All the bad feelins dissapeared, she made me understand that she still loves me (now more than ever) and I'm the most important man of her life. I've been being the nicest man on earth for her these days I had many mistakes on our past relationship mostly related to a lack of interest, mistakes that I don't show now, and she noticed that change on me.However for her, the "plan" is still running, she can't dump that guy as I understand because she feels a mix of gratitude and pity: the beta kissless virgin being very careful and puting a lot of effort with their relation. They recently had sex and she told me he was such a mess, that even I felt pity and wanted to be his friend lol.
Now that's how the things are now. She sometimes feels bad for cheating on him, I know it's bad too, but I like to make love with her and I know she likes it too. After that I feel kinda exciting being the "other one", her "secret lover", but when I see their photos together she seems very happy and I feel jealous as fuck that sometimes I even doubt she wants me, I have no idea how much longer I can stand like this. Now I feel I am ready to be with her no matter what.
Need advice mostly on how to stand the bad moments being the lover while waiting for this to end. Also general opinions about my stupidity, is there any way to fix this?
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Fuckin typo on the title lol.
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How do you have a dating life when you have a full time job? I'm basically a normie and have a job with generic full time hours and weekends off. How does anyone ever have time to date? Whenever I get home I'm just tired and want to rest. But also now that I "have my life together" I want to go out and do fun stuff too.
So what's the deal?
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>>17421359
Take your time. Date casual and have fun. Don't cock it all up by disrupting your lifestyle for a bitch
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Find someone else who shares similar working times.
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>>17421378
shouldn't that be most of the population?
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Why are frat guys so distant?
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Out of all people frat guys are the hardest to make friends with
>yesterday at the gym
>group of 3 normal guys seem to like me so much they are offering for me to come try out for their rowing team and wanting my number and shit
>I barely even interacted with them and wasnt even trying to impress them
>alpha dudebro frat chad I've seen off and on
>he has been largely indifferent towards as long as I've seen him
>try to make conversation with him
>cant fucking crack through the shell
>inb4 why do you want to impress them so bad
That's not the point of the thread
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So are you saying all frat boys are distant because one chad was rather aloof? Have you had any other experiences with frat boys?
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>>17421367
I've tried talking to other ones at the gym and they treat me better but still mostly aloof
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>>17421355
OP you're trying to get som fratty chaddy action aren't you?
Hey /adv/,
I'm 18F and I want to become a stripper/dancer. Does anybody have any advice or recommendations on how i can get my start? What i'll have to do? How it works? I don't plan on being one long term, maybe for about 6 months.
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Don't, people will look down on you for the rest of your life even if they say they won't.
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>>17421331
Rules first
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Post tips with timestamp, only way that we can help here