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Anyone have an understanding of Facebook's algorithms?
If someone is on top of your chat friends list and Facebook keep sending you reminders of their birthday does that mean i am one of the people who she interacts with most and vice versa?
I got a notification I had never seen before, something along the lines of "___'s birthday was yesterday. Would you like to give them a belated birthday post?"
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>>17425274
When i had facebook there were people i never talked to on the chat list, i have no idea how it works.
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>>17425304
Yeah I see that as well, but this girl hasn't left the top of my chat list for months.
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>>17425344
She obviously loves you, ask her out.
Been talking to two girls over Facebook over the last few days or so, getting increasingly flirtatious with both of them. I was aware they were both friends at one point, but my understanding was they didn't know each other too well anymore. Awkward moment when one asks me for the other one's phone number as they're apparently meeting tomorrow.
I've fucked up. Are they likely to discuss me and realise I'm talking to both of them? What do I say?
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>>17425237
Run for your life
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>>17425237
1. Yes 2. Realize that you're an idiot and stick to one girl at a time from now on
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Can't I just say I'm testing the waters as I haven't committed to either of them and haven't been talking to them that long? Shit, is there any version of this where I get out alive?
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I hate to admit it but this election cycle has gotten me sick to my stomach. I actually feel ill and a little angry. Mostly because I know Hillary will win and that my favorite hobby of firearms will be taken away among any other things. Never before I felt more at risk by a politician.
Overall how can I just let it be? I really wish November was over and that her dismantling of America has ended. How can one get over the obsession and worrying of something beyon one's control?
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Troll post? Shitpost? Ah, fuck it.
Take a deep breath and remember that the U.S. of A. isn't a dictatorship. Our "system of checks and balances" is something that was taught to me in 7th grade. Phoning your middle school social studies teacher is probably the best course of action for you.
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>>17425223
Hillary isn't going to take your guns, you paranoid psycho.
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>>17425230
Her speech at the DNC had it where she was saying things about not wanting to take your guns, but then suddenly made a comment about how she wanted to introduce a assault weapons ban.
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Should I delete her from my life 2016-08-04 01:11:25 Post No.17425206
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Should I delete her from my life
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I need some advice. Basically, I've been going out with this girl for a year now, it's been a long distance relationship. Recently things haven't been going great. She doesn't reply to my messages, she was constantly angry at me for the smallest shit before that. I'm pretty sure she's indirectly broken up with me since we haven't talked in a week (most we haven't spoken to each other in a year). I want to keep it going with her, but I feel like I should also just move on with my life because it's been so bumpy lately with her. Should I delete her off of all social media apps I use to keep in contact with her? I'm lost right now and she's not giving me answers. I don't know what to do.
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>>17425206
have you met her in real life yet?
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>>17425206
JUST DO IT. Maybe she wanted to broke with you but couldn't do it, so she just doesn't talk to you anymore.
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yes, boi. Broke up with her.
Doing the same since he doesn't reply to my message from two weeks ago and sincerely it just got so fucking depressing. Not gonna beg love to anyone.
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>female subordinate has been hanging around my office for two weeks now wearing extra makeup and keeping her "assets" on display for me
>yesterday asked me if I needed a hand with anything in my office during my lunch break
>finally give in and let her blow me
>dread all night long because I know what's coming next
>she comes by today and does the same thing
>let her blow me again
>she then asks for perks on the job "unrelatedly"
...goddammit. Wut do?
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>>17425166
perks ?
What's that ? i'm not english
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>>17425175
Lighter duties, choicer hours, more office space etc.
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>>17425166
Nothing you can do.
She's got all the power now, can probably claim sexual harrassment and some shit.
Either give into her every whim and deal with your slavery, or find a new job.
I would tell you not to shit where you eat, but...
Look, I'm a robot virgin and that shit would've been dead easy to turn down even for me, yet I know guys like this, like you.... It'll happen again.
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Should I make a facebook account? 2016-08-04 00:47:03 Post No.17425149
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Should I make a facebook account?
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Semester is about to start, should I make one?
Also last semester I said some stupid shit on facebook and this one girl tried to out me for it, luckily the pic of my face that was attached to the screen caps was super ant sized, low res, shitty lighting and angle, and I was way fatter then so my face is a lot leaner now, and I have a different hair style
It got like 400 something shares before she was v&nned by facebook and all copies of it were purged by the facebook staff
I haven't run into a single in person mention of it, I think most of the people who shared it didn't even go to my college and the few that do are all landwhale sjw's and I've come to find out that that group does not mingle with other groups
So basically 1) Is facebook even useful to use?
And 2) Can I make a new one without risking any of the old shit from April coming back again?
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Also my college has like 25000 people that go to it total
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>>17425149
>Also last semester I said some stupid shit on facebook and this one girl tried to out me for it
What did you say
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>>17425149
Facebook is useful, you should have one when you are in school. People use it for everything from checking out who you are before giving you a place to rent, to scheduling group stuff for school work, etc.
Just don't be a retard and keep your mouth shut when you get the urge to say dumb stuff. Everything you say can and will be used against you in the age of the internet so only talk shit where you are anonymous.
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Moving to another country, need help 2016-08-04 00:46:20 Post No.17425147
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Moving to another country, need help
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This is mostly for other Americans, or expats, who moved to another country. Moving to Europe soon, this is a major turning point in my life, I've been planning this for years and finally have enough funds to at least survive there for a year, which means I should be able to get a job before that being the case. I'll be homeless in America soon and I'm taking this opportunity to realize my dreams and move to a far away place I always wanted to..
I have a lot of shit though, that's the thing. I don't know what I should bring, in terms of material stuff. My clothes are a must but should I bring my small tv monitor so I won't have to buy one there? I fear bringing a lot of this electronic shit will hold me up in the customs or make me look suspicious but I don't want to have to buy should I already have. Should I just go clean slate and bring only my clothes and valuables?
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Go with a clean slate, wipe the data and sell the electronics. I wish you luck, I'm too poor to move across the globe. xD happy travels anon *triggered you heard me rant* *oh noes*
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>>17425154
My brother, I'm poor as shit too, don't get it confused. This is the first time I've had this much money in my life so I'm using it to take this huge opportunity.
I think you're right about the clean slate. I'm starting a new life after all, one I've been waiting a long time for.
Hope you can move eventually too if that's what you want. Thanks
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>>17425167
Where you going exactly?
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I'm being blackmailed 2016-08-04 00:45:18 Post No.17425142
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Okay guys, I have a serious situation here
>Be me, male 26
>be on tinder
>match with 18 year old (her profile says "I'm 17 and curious"
>we talk and she asks for my number
>we text, I mention hanging out for coffee or coming to her house
>she agrees and says okay Tuesday
>Tuesday comes and I ask if she still wants to hangout
>no response
>suddenly nude pics texted to me, tits
>I ignore them
>this morning I get a text saying "I'm calling the police about what you did with my daughter, unless you pay to replace the computer she destroyed trying to cover your ass"
He's been texting me about paying him like 200$ for a laptop in exchange for him not telling the police. Hes saying she's underage and thus I have cp on my phone (I deleted it immediately)
Its looking like a bullshit blackmail shakedown but I technically did have cp because she/he sent it.
I don't have money for a lawyer, any advice?
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Don't respond to his garbage. If you did not ask for nudes and they sent them to you of their own free will then it is not something you should be concerned of. This is also a common tactic to get people to give them money.
It's not illegal to try and date girls that are 17 years old. So long as you weren't actively soliciting her for nudes then you are all good. Continue to ignore him.
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I'd recommend Rocketlawyer, but the one time I tried it, I was just told to go see a lawyer.
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If worse comes to worse he will actually call the cops. And yeah you will probably be put under investigation. But you can't just be charged with the possession of it simply because they sent it to you. You didn't ask for it, and from what you have said you weren't soliciting her for images. I know that the system is rigged in a lot of ways, but I doubt you will get in serious trouble.
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ITT: Ask the opposite gender anything 2016-08-04 00:22:41 Post No.17425080
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ITT: Ask the opposite gender anything
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GUIDELINES:
Before you post a question, check here to see if it's already been answered.
Keep questions short for more answers.
If you're not going to like honest answers, don't ask your question.
And please no derailing arguments.
FAQ:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
>Is my body part big/small enough?
>Am I short/tall enough?
>Would you date a virgin?
><random insecurity>
Some do, some don't. Preferences differ, but complexes are always a turn-off.
>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Get over it by practicing and exposing yourself to it, little by little, step by step. There is no single magical moment that will instantly change you forever. It takes hard work, time, and effort.
>I like someone. What do I do?
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.
>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.
>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant.
>XYZ happened. Interpret this for me please
We're not in their head, we don't fucking know.
>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing.
>Someone has made it super clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No.
>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>.
>Brandon, that guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships and fart guy
Fuck off.
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Is it bad to have too much planned on a first date?
Thinking of changing locations/activities every hour.
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>>17425258
Jesus, how many hours is this date supposed to last?
Do you also have a battle plan and tactics established too?
>Three man fire-teams
>Staggered formation
>20 meter spread
Less is more, comrade.
And always leave them wanting more, always.
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Girls: Do you think it's weird for a guy to like gardening and growing lots of plants? Every girl that knows I like gardening thinks its weird because it's usually a girl thing
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Not only has Comcast implemented data caps, but now they are charging you to NOT sell your private usage information.
Does anyone have any links or info about hacking/spoofing cable internet service?
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>>17425048
Dont have any links bc its harder to do than its worth. Why dont you just switch over?
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>>17425048
Link please
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>>17425048
Everyone has data caps and they're really high as to usually not be pubicly available
I had unprotected sex with a trans. What the chances of me (or the trans) getting AIDs? I was the top and there was no blood involved. However I did cum inside her. How worried should I be?
Picture unrelated.
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Take the bait xD You should've worn a condom dude. I'm clean and not a trans!!!! Hate to hear you going through that though -__- best of luck, get tested
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>>17425047
>her
It's a him, faggot
Hopefully you both got aids and can't afford the treatment.
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>>17425047
lol the picture is very related
You might have Aids, you might be fine. The only way to know for sure is to get tested. Trust me, just do it. The stress from not knowing will slowly drive you mad.
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Will a car really change my life? 2016-08-04 00:04:12 Post No.17425013
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Will a car really change my life?
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I will be getting a car soon and it is leaving me wondering.. will it really change my life. I primarily want one because I feel as if I am wasting away in this cage called a room. I get up at like 5:30am to be to work for 9am because I have to catch a bus. I get home at 7:30 because I catch a bus.
Will a car improve my life? Will it shatter this cage? A part of me thinks "Anything to be free of having to look at these 4 walls all the time"
Is this what I want? A part of me says no because I go from having to spend 40 bucks a month on a bus pass to having to spend like 250 on a car a month. Between the finance, car insurance and gas. Maybe more. Not really sure on gas pricing.
Then I factor in my own sanity. I honestly feel like crap having to work, come home and just sit around because I can't go anywhere or do anything else because buses stop running early around here.
A car seems pretty damn good right now. Then I think about how I would basically gain like 2 hours of sleep a night because I won't have to get up at 5:30. I could get up at 8! Then I could get home at like 6:30pm. It seems amazing.
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Why the fuck does your commute take so long on a bus?
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Yes, a car will at least double your quality of life.
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>>17425013
If you want to live outside the bus schedule then yeah it will change your life.
You can go to that shop you've been meaning to visit and see something other than the same route over and over again. When you aren't adding an extra 6 hours a day to "work" time, there's plenty of time to do something interesting instead.
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Hey guys
I need a laptop for college and have to part out my shitbox PC to pay for it. How much do you think I could get on eBay?
- Swiftech H220 CLC
- Intel G3258
- Asus 660 2gb
- MSI Z87M board
- 2x4gb 1600 MHz RAM
- CX 430 PSU
- Corsair Carbide mATX case
Looking to scrape together enough for a Thinkpad X201, so about $200. Think I can cut it?
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>need a laptop for college
No you don't
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>>17425017
this
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>>17425010
Yea you don't need a laptop for college unless you intend to shitpost in your dorm room and watch anime instead of studying
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/adv/,
I'm a neckbeard, but I've dated some hot girls. However, they aren't SUPER hot (like pic related.) I'm 6'2 and "good" looking, but not great. How can I get girls like pic related? How do you make the jump from 7's and 8's to 9's and 10's?
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>>17425004
money
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>>17425018
Is that the only way? You see girls like this with ugo/normal looking guys sometimes (rarely) but sometimes.
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Maybe if you stopped rating them on a scale of 1-10 for attractiveness and looked at them for better qualities you might not be so beta.
Everyone knows what a hot bitch looks like. Go beyond that.
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I'm trying to follow this guide.
I am trying to get a real job.
So far I have not been hired.
What classes should I take to at least get into customer support?
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What? You don't need classes to get a job in customer support
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The first few steps seemed decent. Getting a job, not letting your brain problems define you and so on.
But then it encourages you to randomly throw gifts at women worth hundreds of dollars, then to accept abuse like being told you're worthless or straight up being cheated on? The fuck is this shit.
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>>17425030
I believe it was a list that some troll made specifically to troll the /r9k/ population.
Like a good troll, he used facts and reasoning to point out why the fedora crowd were miserable shells of human beings and why their life sucked. Hence, that is why I believe the list was subtitled the "quit bitchin' about the bitches edition."
As far as love goes, I believe it works like the prisoner's dilemma. The most ideal out come, is for both parties to be subservient because that would be a relationship of true love. i.e. Both take turns cooking food and cleaning the dishes and giving gifts. However, the logical outcome would be to choose the parasitic option, so that they maximize their gain and an average stereotypical /r9k/ user would be the kind of person to leech off of his girlfriend rather than have himself be leeched off of.
They are highly susceptible to being the kind of human who is better at seeing imperfections in others rather than themselves. As a result, the only women that would want to date a fat ugly asshole without a real job would be one that might be a little on the abusive side.
TL;DR To speak to the neckbeards at /r9k/, the good natured troll who wrote this had to step down to their level, so they could understand. Accepting abuse may not be viable to normal functioning people like you. But it is the only option to choose for socially awkward cellerians who hate on women.