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It's all about social circles. Humans are social animals, by trying to pickup girls, expect casual sex or even just meet girls, you need a social circle. Not much, just some contacts, not even best friends just people you hang out with occasionally that would vouch for you in some way

Trust me, your solo shit isn't going to work

>>17427702
My second sentence is really fuck up looking. I was initially going to to put an analogy in there but couldn't think of one

It's like applying for a job without a resume or connections? Or even a tie?

>>17427702
But how to do it? I used to go out with my uni group during the uni year, but they went silent since holidays begun. I'm going to pull them together and go get a beer, is that a good start? Also I went to a bar/club with my buddy recently, I'm not sure if that's for me but I guess we'll repeat it.

that's caffeine withdrawal my friend.
try decaf as a placebo our just quit cold turkey.
out of curiosity, how to do take your coffee?

>>17427668
i usually french press my coffee and drink it black

>>17427675
never heard if it.
you do this three times a day?
you have a press at work?
maybe throw out the press and get a shitty coffee pot so you'll be less eager to grab a non-french-pressed cup of coffee.
have you tried getting up sooner so you're tired when you get off?
maybe exercise in the morning.

>>17427604
Softball is good. Are you in highschool? Find a gym and start lifting as well, not to bulk up but for some tone. Girls that do squats is a turn on for me personally, helps for a nice firm ass.

you just posted this on /fit, you faggot

>>17427604
>asian
seem out one of the two remaining ninjutsu masters and train under him

Alcohol helps temporarily, but I feel like I'm alienating my friends and disappointing my family by drinking so much.

>>17427577
>Can being single for long, prolonged spans of time be bad for one's mental health?
Being lonely, yes; being single, no. There's a difference.

Man the fuck up and stop being a little bitch?

Jesus, it's like you want to spread that asshole open for him or something.

If you cant give me a solution to my problem give me a good guranteed way to fucking kill myself. This is madness and i wish i had cancer or something

Also yes, I am insane and fucking broken at this very moment so whatever.

>>17427556
Can't competete with him. He's 30kg heavier and broke my arm last time i fought him.

Effective ways to kill him/myself?

If you're ugly? Men sitting on the front row of the class when you sit on the rear.

>>17427494
I'm 6/10

>>17427490

Probably engineering or some other typical male stuff, right?

You will need to pull your own weight so they will respect you for your skills, othewise you will becom 'that girl' who uses her feminine charms to get test answers and the like.

Also, you can expect to get hit on, avoid responding positively unless you find a guy who you really think matches you, or you will be the class ho

Can you handle going to a scene where a kid committed suicide? Or where a woman was beaten to a pulp by her husband, or where an a video has you fishing a toddler out of a pool? It's mentally punishing with the shut you see, it's not all just tickets for speeding and drugs.

>>17427521
Accident not video

>>17427521
Actually I think I can handle that, but have harder time dealing with angry people and arguing with these type of people cause I just don't see the point in wasting the energy on this. I can't get worked up over disputes

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I smoked chronically for most of a decade. My life circumstances basically enabled me to smoke all day every day without other obligations that would require periods without it or whatever.

Anyway, I also reached that point of realizing that I had to cut it out of my life. My personal view of it is that it's due to the way THC lingers in the body's fat cells; the more you smoke, the more THC is accumulated, the more you are constantly under its effects, even if it's subtle and you don't realize it at first. That burnt out, still drugged feeling you have now is because your body is still full of THC that's being slowly released into your bloodstream and then eliminated. You have to get through this uncomfortable phase and completely detox it all out and then you will find your "real self" returning and you'll gain back the natural enthusiasm for life that you started to think you could only find via getting high all the time.

Stick with it, man, it's definitely worth it. Cannabis is a tricky substance and a lot of the pro-weed views in our times are from inexperienced users still in the honeymoon phase of use. You know, before chronic brainfog and amotivational syndrome set in, before psychotic breaks and other weirdness caused by weed. They don't understand that the real "dangers" of weed only start to show themselves after years of steady use, and by then it's too late for many people and they spiral out into drug addiction with other drugs, largely in an unconscious effort to dispel the lingering aftereffects of the accumulated THC.

Personally, I am very pleased that I managed to quit, and feel 100% better than when I was smoking regularly. Physically, I'm much healthier, my lungs feel great, my stamina for exercise is unbelievable, and my will power matches it. Psychologically, I'm totally clear now, now more hazy half-baked stoned thoughts, but more profound thoughts arising from a lucid mind. It's good. Don't relapse!

>>17427479
I'm in love with Mary Jane.
She's my main thing.
She makes me feel alright.
She makes my heart sing

And when I'm feeling low
She comes as no surprise
Turns me on with her love
Takes me to parardise.


Do you love me Mary Jane?

I'm in love with Mary Jane. I'm not the only one.
Mary wants to play around, I'll let her have her fun.
She's not the kind of girl that you can just tie down.
She likes to spread her love, and turn your head around.

Do you love me Mary Jane?

>>17427510
>THC lingers in the body's fat cells; the more you smoke, the more THC is accumulated, the more you are constantly under its effects, even if it's subtle and you don't realize it at first. That burnt out, still drugged feeling you have now is because your body is still full of THC that's being slowly released into your bloodstream and then eliminated

Im pretty sure this is true as well, I remember reading in a recent Harvard study that in chronic weed users they still found THC in the bloodstream 30 days after their last ingestion, THC in bloodstream=THC being absorbed by the brain.

Thank you for sharing, it really is encouraging to hear it from someone on the otherside that things do get better.

same here, pal

>>17427450
I do enjoy life. But there was a time when i didn't. Maybe that's what you need, instead of soeaking to somebody whose like you you should speak to someone whose the opposite of you. Maybe i can put some sunshine in your day. Tell me whats going on

>>17427469
I am fucked, mentally.

I have backed myself into the corner and reduced my life to essentially nothing. I barely exist. I eat the same thing every day. I work a job I hate. I have zero friends. I have experienced romantic intimacy once in my life and that was two years ago with a girl I managed to fuck things up with in two weeks.

Last year in work the most ideal girl I can ever hope to meet showed interest in getting to know me but I acted indifferent and aloof (cowardly) and now she is dating a guy who looks just like me. They are on holiday right now (I discovered via instagram) in Paris together. I admit it's autistic but I researched her quite a bit and she really is a cute and appealing person and looks like the type of girl I could marry. I realize the whole "being sad over a girl" thing happens to everyone I just feel this latest piece of news (I have been privately hoping I still had a chance to turn things round) has forced me once again to confront reality, and once again it has shattered me. I am trying not to be over-dramatic but I feel like ending my life now, not in an impulsive way or anything I just don't see any reason not to considering I derive no pleasure or meaning from my existence. The only thing stopping me is the effect it would have on my mother and sister. I am an island of bitterness and regret, and I feel at my age (25) I have missed every boat which has waited patiently for me to catch it. The past decade has been a waste. I have avoided life as best I could and wallowed in hatred and self-pity. I am loathsome.

You know what to do.

Fuck her right in the pussy.
Don't let another man claim your own daughter before you.

>>17427431
Tell her to look natural in pants in bra, and no excuses. This might get you in serious trouble if someone finds out.

It's pretty horrible apparently. It's almost impossible to keep up with packing quotas or something along those lines and they cycle through people really quickly

You wouldn't happen to live in NJ would you?

>>17427384
Are you going through a hiring agency or through Amazon itself? I worked there for the 2014 season through an agency. I worked almost exclusively as Inbound, starting and primarily as stowing (putting the products away).

Luckily we had robots that carried the bins around so we didn't have to walk around to put things away, but it's still almost 10-12 hours of standing a day, or night if you're night shift, for four days every week.

Making rate was a bitch, especially in stow, and I've heard it's worse for packing. Because I was with an agency they would send someone every night to talk to me about safety and shit, but that's a small annoyance. They weren't too strict on rate where I worked, but you had to be making an effort at least. They're a lot more forgiving if you're with Amazon though.

I had a lot of trouble communicating with various managers since there were so many, but I don't think you should really need to. I also developed a bad smoking habit while there.

Have fun OP

>>17427409
Minnesota
A new warehouse opening in Shakoppee

You're acting like the only 2 women left on the planet are your ex and that religion girl.

Why are you so set on getting into a relationship anyways? Single life can be pretty great. If you want a relationship just interact with people more. With everybody. Talk to your coworkers and colleagues more, ask them to go out more often, go to more social events, learn how to open conversations with strangers etc. It won't happen tomorrow but that's the healthiest way of finding a partner.

>>17427383
>Can't into picking up girls in real life

Are you a do-er or a don't-er? You sound like a don't-er.
Just don't call your ex.

>>17427383
It will hurt a lot, but you should just stay under radar for some time in terms of relationships. What you should do to minimize pain is finding ways to do in your spare time. Get a new hobby, work out, learn to play an instrument and spend time with your friends, if available make more friends. Try not to talk about your ex girlfriends it just hurts more. Travel with your friends, things you can do are endless. Just don't sit around thinking about her. Give it time my friend and try not to waste it.

Get a side job, or go abroad and do some menial job for $1200 till you pay back the debt.

>>17427327
Damm dude I make that in a week, can you declare bankruptcy to rid yourself of that debt?

>>17427327
Talk to the manager of the company that you're thinking about joining, tell him/herr your situation and how much you want to work there, inquire if they can offer you at least 700

STOP POSTING PICTURES OF BLACKS YOU KEKOLD

>>17427308
Wait. Worked as a recruiter and the process can be very long, especially with that many candidates, could take a month or so. That said not all of them are going to be viewed, maybe 30?

I would advice to wait 2 to 3 weeks before making an enquiry. Make sure you got the right email.

Next advice, apply for other jobs. Its good to have a line up than put your eggs in one basket. Another dirty secret is, it did not matter if you were first or last. If they find a better candidate thry will snap him up.

Chill for a little, day or two, then apply for more.

>>17427325

>I would advice to wait 2 to 3 weeks before making an enquiry. Make sure you got the right email.

They said they're looking to hire someone within a week. One of the guys will be moving to another store soon, and the other two are sort of moving up, so they need to get someone trained beforehand to keep up with the workload.

Poop in her mouth

Is this real? What does she look like?

OP here
>>17428201
that's both extreme and unhealthy
but she wouldn't refuse
>>17428274
I don't think it has to do with appearance