I cant seem to get a clear cut answer from them, I've heard everything to fapping feels better to its a gift from god and everything in between
Like what does it mean to them?
>>17439955
Sex is just sex. It's good, but it's not what all the fucking r9k virgins work it up to be
>>17439955
it's nothing compared to those DUBDUBS
Am I the only one here that self harms when they're alone at home and frustrated? I don't cut or anything but I'll slap my face, pull my hair and hit myself with objects. Either that or I'll rip/break/stab/throw non-important objects around me. Any advice for how I can stop this? It's really hard, I hate myself so much that when I do something irritating I get a strong urge to punish myself for being so stupid or incompetent.
Are you a girl? Do you need a bf? I could be your bf and I'd stop you from doing that by the power of love 2bh
>>17439945
I reckon you could stop being a retard but that's a stretch cause that shits usually permanent
> I hate myself so much that when I do something irritating I get a strong urge to punish myself for being so stupid or incompetent.
I used to feel that way but I never physically gave into. I used to have those same urges but I never acted on them. Now they're gone and my self esteem is up. Mind over matter anon. You need to choose to start seeing yourself differently than you do, and make a point to treat yourself right. Your opinion of yourself should change along the way.
the obvious name collin that comes with collin sounding like callin'
aside from that nothing
if you were collin you could say "i'm collin you gay" , for example
OP here, what if it is for the back of a varsity jacket
Is it bad that I'm extremely attracted to a 14 year old girl I met on Overwatch? I love her high pitched voice, she's literally just some girl who plays OW all day. I'm 25 but I just feel unable to control my attraction to teenagers. actually buying a new headset because of all the new Overwatch friends I've made as a result of her. I actually had a girl want to go out with me for a first date this weekend, but I felt like just playing Overwatch instead.
Am I just retarded or what?
yes that's bad and yes you're retarded
>>17439915
post her blizz name
asking for a friend
>>17439920
No. I don't want others to meet her. I already feel like I'm competing for her attention amongst the OW friends group we have already. I admit that I give her more attention than the rest.
>>17439919
I know it's retarded but what can I say. Listening to teens giggle and chat about Overwatch makes me happy.
Hey I'm going to give you all some advice.
>be asexual
>avoid relationships
>derive happiness independently
All humans are trash and any type of investment in one is a poor, poor gamble. I have lived this way for 3 years and have been on an upward trajectory ever since.
Try it. Good night.
>>17439911
>be something you're not
great advice retard
>>17439911
>be asexual
Sure, when can I sign up?
>>17439916
Read up on conditioning.
Poor quality trolling by the way... you're not even trying really.
Dumb Question for the girls, how do you separate the guys from being a friend and being a boyfriend.
>>17439872
The ones you arent fucking yet are friends
>>17439879
no shit but like what makes a girl separate them, what makes her say oh hey i'd like to be in a relationship with that guy.
>>17439891
How about you ask her you idiot, not all women are the same
>That friend that only played cs:go all day got a gf
>That friend that played games on his laptop all class got a gf
>That friend that was literally a bitch all his life got a gf
>That friend that smoked weed so much he can't even hold a conversation got a gf
>That friend that always got in online religion debates got a gf
>That friend that devotes his life to debating feminism got a gf
>That friend that only talked about how depressed and lonely he was got laid
>That friend that wears a trench coat and looks like elmer fudd has had 2 gfs
18 and prospects don't look too good on getting a gf before I become an hero @ 30. I try to hide my loneliness as much as possible but that only hits a breaking point every time I make another "friend" that will stop talking to me in the next week or so. But hey, at least I'm good at making "friends" with girls even if I can't get a gf.
>"Umm actually I was looking to just be friends..."
>Y-Yeah me too lol
>>17439855
>18 and prospects don't look too good on getting a gf before I become an hero @ 30
My sweet summer child, you're nothing more than a newborn babe, fresh from the gentle summer breeze of the ever cascading plains of life.
>>17439855
>>That friend that only talked about how depressed and lonely he was got laid
Lol das me mayne
>>17439861
>18 is too young to have been in a relationship
>26 most women will already have a kid so I would get to be the stepdad
8 years is not that long of an opening to find a gf with no kids in the US
Pretty long story but I'll try to shorten it up,
>Have friend, we'll call her T
>T becomes very close to me and tells me her deepest secrets, including one where she cheats on her boyfriend (we'll call him S) with one of our mutual friends (He'll be called D)
>Don't want to tell S because I'm afraid to lose T's friendship
>Eventually T stops talking to me for no reason
>I assume she stopped talking to me because she regretted everything she said and just wants me to not have connections to her anymore..?
>I'm not quite sure really
>She starts shit talking me and painting me out to be the bad guy
>I form a hate to her, taking screenshots of racy shit on her FB and Twitter
>Start to add a collection of reciepts of her ass lying, being a hypocrite, and what-not
>Can't tell S that T is cheating on him, because S will think I'm doing it out of spite
>S forms a hate on me, mainly because T was talking shit about me to him
>Eventually, become her roomate in the next year because she had no one else to live with
>Become close again before move-in day, it's all apart of the plan to get her to fess up again about the cheating, but this time I'll record it
>She lets her guard down, sends me her nudes, sends me messages shit talking her friends, I record conversations we have where she talks shit about people
>Start a folder of over 300 images of screenshots of her shit
>Plan to release everything near the end of the year, or whenever I just want to fuck it all
Is this crazy? Am I a stalker? I'm afraid T will be a little shit to me again and treat me bad, so I'm only prepared. What I really want is to get close enough again to have her confess she cheats on S again, so I can record it this time and send to S. But at the same time, I think, why do I even bother?
Should I bother with this all?
You're crazy, she's crazy, he's an asshole
Basically you're like a holy trinity of toxic shit
Given that you're not dealing with T the way you should be, you're acting in an incredibly immature and obsessive way, at the very least
>>17439822
This. You're an idiot for playing into this nonsense at all.
Ok so I've gotten passed the anxiety and have no problem getting hard, BUT, now I'm finding out that I have a problem lasting more than a couple minutes. Any advice on this issue?
>>17439810
You mean you've gotten PAST the anxiety?
Wear a condom. It sucks, but effective
Giving my mind something else to focus on makes it hard for me to cum. Just counting backwards from 100 works really well, to the point that I have to stop to actually cum. It's not any fun though.
I have weird disgusting, deviantart tier fetishes. Nothing as depraved as scat or piss but it's certainly not normal and I want them gone (or at the very least repressed) as soon as humanly possible
You already know the extend of your wood c; Now you must enhance your craft and become a carpenter !
>>17439763
Try not masturbating for a while, especially to that particular fetish and see about changing your perspective to sex within your life. Or just masturbate to vanilla stuff
During high school, I think sophomore and junior year, I kind of went off the deep end of it. I caught myself when I was having full masturbation sessions of bestiality clips (and stories). I've really vanilla tastes now and am in a very healthy sexual relationship so I still look back on that time with shock and disgust. I just limited myself to watching one video of a woman pleasuring herself or old playboy magazines for a while and it did the trick
>>17439763
what fetishes?
So I've been going through a lot of shit lately
>Just moved to a new city
>New job
>Starting school
>Mom Died
>Just dumped a guy because I'm a terrible person who feels no love
And I really would like to find someone to just bitch about life with over Skype. Kind of like a 2 way skype therapy biz. Where do you find people on the internet to talk to that isn't here? Or does anyone here want to chat and complain and shit?
uh yeah for sure im a guy though. i for real just want to bitch and let bitch No creepy shit lol
Go to 7cups of tea.
Google it and find a stranger to vent to for free.
Or keep trying here.
actually... damn you gotta lotta shit to bitch about I dont have a week lol maybe not
Any Ausfag science grads in the house? After deferring postgrad I've found that my Bachelor's in Chemistry is fucking WORTHLESS in this country. I, and all my graduate friends, are working as baristas/bartenders/retail associates, because we can't find anyone willing to employ us, even with medium-hard STEM degrees.
It's not as if my communications skills are lacking either. I've done B2C sales and written for publications before. But I'm sick of working nights and weekends.
Are there any options I haven't considered here? Is there any way to get a dece job without going back to school right now?
>>17439569
Hope you like Maccas faggot lmao
>>17439575
My current job is a bit more flash than maccas, but not much.
Go back to school, study law or finance.
http://www.macrobusiness.com.au/2016/08/too-many-science-graduates-in-knowledge-nation/?utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Daily%20MacroBusiness&utm_content=Daily%20MacroBusiness+CID_160c6c2afcd6d998311adb0024f68bd5&utm_source=Email%20marketing%20software&utm_term=Too%20many%20science%20graduates%20in%20knowledge%20nation
I live in South Florida and I am trying to find out if there are any Christian counseling centers where they specialize in helping gay men. My son is a teenager and acting out very badly. We had an all night prayer meeting at my church where some of the members and I made a prayer circle around him and just called on God for hours but there has been no change. I have had prayer sessions with church elders in his bedroom while he was at school and annointed the walls and his bed...we have just tried everything and it is very frustrating. I know God can move mountains and I need his help. If anyone knows of any place where I can send him for help please let me know and even if you can't help please pray for us. Thank you.
>>17439568
Amerifats....
Your son loves cock, so whats the problem?
>>17439568
Wait. What are you trying to fix? Your son being gay? Or the fact that he is acting like a little shit?
>>17439568
God made him gay.
God's not going to change his creation because you don't agree with it.
Unless you have a straight son or conceive one, you can kiss your blood-lineage/legacy goobye.
And you should just accept it. It's all part of gods' plan. He doesn't want your shit-dna on Earth to continue for whatever reason. No amount of prayer will change that.
Hope this was helpful. Have a good one.
My girlfriend went to a party with her old friends and drank a little then took photos of one guy while he was naked. She said he has a gf and trusts him so it was okay...apparently he is ~artsy~.
I trust that she didn't cheat on me and she came home and told me about it, but I still find this situation outrageous because I would have flat out refused if a girl asked me to do something like this (I can't drink alcohol for medical reasons so maybe that helps).
How does /adv/ recommend I proceed with this situation?
I feel pretty humiliated by all of this.
>>17439517
Big redflag there famalam.
If my girl did this I'd fucking cut her off completely. What she did is not only outrageous but also disrespectful towards you.
Eh just tell your girlfriend you're going to a strip club since she is so down with naked people.
then tell her she's a slut whore and break up with her.
I have two weeks to stop looking like a heap of trash.
What can I do?
Shave, go outside, stop feeling sorry for yourself, shower, haircut if needed. Dont fuck your life away at the computer screen
>>17439521
I do all that and I'm still ugly. I have until the 25th to stop being ugly.
find some fag to give you a makeover? i dunno