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i legitly can't stop masturbating

can i get some advice?

its way past out of hand it consumes atleast 4 hours of my day
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>>17460414
Try to limit your time indoors. Ever since I did that, I've gone from 5-6 times a day to once every day or two.
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find a girlfriend/boyfriend.

If you've never had one, start with someone 5/10. After we nights, you will love every part of his/her body and for you, this person will be 10/10.
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>>17460414
>out of hand

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How do you learn for at least 2 hours a day after years of not doing shit?
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Download a program that blocks websites for 2 hours
Stop going on /a/
Do 25 minutes of studying and then 5 minutes of break. Meaning a 100 minutes of studying per day with 20 minutes of break.

If you are distracted then go to a coffee shop and study there. The people around you will be a sort of deterrent from goofing off.
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>>17460396
>Download a program that blocks websites for 2 hours
Will try, but I'm learning drawing from a website so I think I will have to manually allow the site and probably reddit (art/drawing subreddits)
>Stop going on /a/
I don't visit /a/.
>Do 25 minutes of studying and then 5 minutes of break. Meaning a 100 minutes of studying per day with 20 minutes of break.
Will do, does the same applies for learning to draw? I guess not really, at least not after you know basics and can draw for hours?
>If you are distracted then go to a coffee shop and study there. The people around you will be a sort of deterrent from goofing off.
Will try that when I will need to study theories and similar.

Thanks for the advice.
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Knowledge? Read a book. Rework the material by writing your own summaries. I once did a mindmap with the programm Freeplane for a lecture at uni, just producing the thing helped me lots.
Skill? Do the skill.

>>17460429
>Drawing
Full stop. This changes everything. I tried the same a few years back in a real haphazard way, wanted to get into concept art. Looking back, I spent much more time looking up stuff and tutorials and so on, instead of actually doing the thing. And this is what you need to do, just draw. Draw, draw draw. Grind. Draw a thousand hands, then draw a thousands vases, draw whatever's on your table a thousand times, spend hours just trying to make long straight lines, arm movements. But also learn perspective, not with some website thing (much too distracting), but get a real book instead. Apply the stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3lApsNmdwM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDuayEzH8c4
this is great stuff, he has a very good episode on perspective and shit, and why it is important.

but first and foremost: Draw. Lots.

How do you convince a foreign person that you ARE not creepy? I really don't want to come off as desperate and crazy.
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By speaking slowly and not smiling all the time. Talk to them as a normal person and you should be good. Are you a guy or a girl?
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>>17460384
I'm a guy. It's what they saw me doing that make me worried they might think I'm weird.
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>>17460380
Dude, it's super easy to seem normal when speaking to a foreigner. They'll assume that any failure of communication is down to cultural differences, and not to your bad social skills.

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To all the women out there, what's the best thing a guy with a 5.5 inch dick do to make sure sex is pleasurable?

Is it just a matter of duration and positions/techniques, to make up for not being massively endowed?

I suppose on some level that is all that could be done... but still, I'd like some thoughts on the matter
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>>17460354

I'm like a little more than 5 and a half inches but g and a half inch girth. I bought trojan condoms a couple weeks ago and they were extremely tight like to the point where I had difficulty putting it on and it was uncomfortable. Needless to say, does anyone here think I should buy a bigger condom like magnums just to accomodate my girth?
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I am going to be honest because I can't lie but the bigger the better. My boyfriend is about 7 inches and he fills me up to a great level that my exes who had in the 5 inches range couldn't do. I mean they made up for it by eating me out but it just wasn't as good as intercourse. You need to find a partner who can be satisfied by your size and ask her. Taking random tidbits here and there won't do anything for some girls honestly.

Back to lurking...
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>>17460354
My bf is around five to six inches and I've really never had an issue with the size of his cock. I like it.

But to be honest, he's the biggest size I've ever had. My exs were smaller. And it already feels hard to take at times. His dick won't go to the base unless we use lube or I am ridiculously wet.

I'm pretty sure I just have a shallower vagina because I can feel it ram my cervix.

As for the deepest positions, when I am on top or when we do doggy style, that feels the tightest/deepest.

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>Me, 24. Height 1,69 cm.
>Not easy to deal with all this manlet feelings.
>Besides of this, I look a lot younger than I really am (some people say 16-17).
>I had to deal with MILFS and old dirty men trying to rape my ass because of this (I'm some kind of shota fantasy).
>During the last year I started working out, and now I look thinner and a bit stronger, but it's not that easy to find girls (90% of them go for the douche).

How to survive?
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Become the MILF commander.
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>>17460347
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You are 5'5....jesus man.

Uhh you just have to be confident and good things will happen lmao I can't do this.

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Can you guys help me with suicide? i need to find the best way to end it i have no reason to live anymore but im afraid of pain. is their any methods that are painless or very little pain? please?
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Âre your parents still alive?
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>>17460316
yea...
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>>17460311
tell us your problem maybe i can help u sucide isn't a solution

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18 just finished high school. How do I make the best out of my life being the inferior gender? I have no idea where to go next...I could go to college but will people even fire women when there are many guys to choose from?
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Lonely bump :/
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You are kidding right? The inferior gender? There are more women in university then guys as of 2016 in America and women are in the massive up swing currently.

If you don't know what to do, take a year off and get job. Save up a lot of money and stay at your parents place paying cheap rent. Go to college after you had time to decide. No need to rush things considering how important it is. Have some confidence in your gender in yourself OP.

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Hi guys, i dont know who else to go to, but I could really use some advice. I've been thinking of changing jobs lately, or earning some extra money on the side with my writing or doing some freelance design work. But I have comissioned some erotic works from other people on sites such as FA, and now I'm constantly worried about my family or employers finding out about it, its BDSM or Underage stuff, but its still not something you really share with people. I didn't use my real name for these. But I'm still worried about people finding out. Is it possible to give up certain fetishes? And how likely is it that a company or something can find these artworks?
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>>17460290

Oh crap meant to say its not BDSM or Underage stuff, thats quite a huge mistake on my part, sorry about that
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>>17460290

I'm a furry artist writer and do 3D animations myself. I also work at a normal job for benefits reasons.

I'll draw, write anything except illegal shit, cause I do sign all my stuff and have links to my FB / FA etc.

THEY WILL FIND OUT. You will likely say something, write something or someone will know you. I've discovered things about fellow employees without even looking for info. Some of them are into torture like sex stuff. Or things not related to porn and all that.

There's no god advice, hiding your "real name" with a art handle and similar things simply won't work. It will be found out, especially if you draw porn in any form, written too.

However, if you are working at Arbies or some shit, no one will care no one will look up your info. I mean you have a shit job, shit jobs don't care about you unless your high when you come to work. Since you aren't saying what type of career you have I assume its low pay wage slave shit. You have nothing to worry about.

If. You are making 50k or more, a more important careeer type job, such as working for the government or similar fields. Get ready to explain why you drew samus getting ass raped by a flying dinosaur.
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>>17460595

Well its not something I drew myself, but I payed some artists to draw stuff for me. I havn't posted it in my account, but they have it up on theres. I'm thinking of changing usernames in the future, or making a new account to hopefully avoid people finding out about this.

and yes I'm currently working a minimum wage slave job. I'm thinking of chaning jobs, but I doubt i will ever make more than 5ok a year, unless I somehow write something that makes a shitload of money, but thats likely not going to happen.

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So late the other night my girlfriend of 11 months got a message on twitter from someone she's never met saying that he saw me on campus at college being flirty and romantic with another girl.

this pissed me off, because i would never cheat, but also because i had never met the guy either and this happened during the spring. but he also gave my gf a name, the name of one of my friends that i hang out with a lot on campus and i'm good friends with.

my gf told me she's not accusing me of cheating, but she also said that late that night she had an incredibly pissed angry message prepared and that she considered leaving me. off some other guy's word without even hearing what i had to say about it. she thought better of herself and scrapped it, thankfully.

so now i think she's very upset and preoccupied with the possibility that i might be cheating on her (which i'm not and would never do).

i don't know how to deal with this. has anyone been in a similar situation? how do I proceed? again she didn't accuse me of anything but it's obvious she's thinking about it and she's scared i might be. but i don't want to have to keep reiterating that i never would, and i'm not gonna stop being friends with someone because my girlfriend is afraid i might be cheating with her.

just not sure what to do.
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Tell her the truth? If you didn't cheat on her you didn't cheat on her.
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where there is smoke there is fire, watch your back while you still have a chance
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>>17460287
of course i told her the truth. but i can feel that part of her is still afraid i may have done it, or that i may have the opportunity to do it and i don't know what to do about that.

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I have a a very sensitive penis and it's hard for me to last longer than a minute during sex. It's very embarrassing and has not been good for my self confidence. Are there healthy ways to desensitize your penis? I know there are numbing lubes, but that's not what I'm looking for.
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Jack off with a death grip a lot.
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>>17460265
Wear a condom. Or two.
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Tight condoms make you somewhat flaccid which then make you have to rev up your dick to get hard again...it could work but you won't feel as much.

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I recently Broke up with my gf due to each of us going to different uni's and Long distant being utter cancer and I knew I would be unhappy. Throughout the relationship it was more one sided with her being very clingy and a obsessive. Recently like a 5-8 days after the break up for texts me at 4am with a message saying Lol and then likes my instagram post is this a sign of her missing me or something else?
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>>17460221
About to do the same thing with my girlfriend. She probably does miss you if she was the clingy one but who cares you broke up with her for a reason right?
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>>17460221
Yeah she misses you, I imagine you both were very close.
She is probably still coming to terms about losing her closest friend and is currently working out that balance between being your friend and your girl friend.
She'll land on her feat, just give her time and don't take emotional advantage of her (I doubt you would).
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>>17460221
I feel sorry for her, she misses you anon and if you did love her at one point you should feel sorry for her too

Call her up and say you miss her but this is for the best in both of your lives and you both need to move on. She just wants a hug anon

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So, for the past few weeks I've come to realize something. My "sex" is female, however I feel like my gender is male.
It depends on the day as to if I feel more like a guy or more like a girl. And sometimes I don't even think about being either but rather non-specific. I've told my closest friends about it and they don't judge me about it.
But I haven't told my mom or my boyfriend. We've been dating for six months and I've only realized my gender identity a few weeks ago. I'm really scared because I don't want to tell him, "hey sometimes imma guy and sometimes imma girl..." because i feel like he'll just say "why'd you lie to me this whole time" or something like that.
I have legit never felt so scared of how someone will think of me. i really do love him and he says that he really loves me, 'no matter what', but this is kind of a humongous deal and not some petty issue. I don't know when or how to say it to him and I'm so afraid to that I'm considering not telling him at all.
PLEASE anyone out there who has a word of advice post here
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>>17460203
Close down your tumblr account
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>>17460203
>advice
for your mental disorder?
or how to not be scared?
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>>17460203
you
fucking
idiot

go back to tumblr, dye your hair, and choose another one of your 40000 genders so that your father isn't disappoint

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I had a short temporary job at a transnational company 15 months ago. I had the opprotunity to work with a cute French coworker who enjoyed chatting with me a lot. Didn't ask him out as I know that the long distance will not make things work.

I got the job at that company again. Found out he left the company and will never see him again. Cheer me up please. I miss his cologne.

Is it normal that I am disappointed and sad about this? Do you think my friends will judge me for feeling sad about something so trivial if I tell them about it.
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Get cologne and spray something with it?
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>>17460162
Well I mean I miss him as a person
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>>17460163

I can say things to try and cheer you up, but nothing will really help. All I can say is appreciate the time you had with him, learn from what you experienced (this time around the lesson seems like "If you like someone at least tell them so you can hang out more because nothing lasts forever") and be thankful in knowing that there will always be more people like him in the future.

Also, if it hurts to think about it, think about it more.

>hair cut
>shower once, twice a day
>no distinctive nerdy hobbies apart from basic shit like DC comics films and vidya
>made out with average to attractive girls
>6ft
>took my GCSE's a year earlyinschool, scored B's,
>no actual long relationships apart from primary school shit, Instead I go short-term(one night)
>stacies told me they like me, confident cool etc
>not sporty, not a jock, not a chav (I_hate_chavs) not nerdy, it's hard to explain. I'm kind of a wallflower except most people like me
>taken drugs on a regular basis
>used to abuse my cat
>exploited friends for money then terminating the friendship etc
>had softcore homosexual experiences with normies
>planned a school shooting but burnt my plans due to paranoi
>stand up for myself in all situations (pub fights, against abusive parents etc) no one is superior to me
>go to dance festivals
>extrovert
>pectus excavatum (god will have to suck me off and let me rape him in the ass for my forgiveness, literally the only thing wrong with me)
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You are actually a cunt.
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>>17460123
why so?
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>>17460126
You've made your bed. Now lay in it. :)

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>bus driver was ten minutes late
>I confront him without profanity as to why he wasn't doing his job
>he says "step off my bus"
>I empty contents of trash can all over floor and take his pic to show his boss
>he comes and grabs me from behind
>I pepper spray him
>he calls security guards over
>cops show up
>they cite me for disorderly conduct and assault
>do they have a case? Can see the DC charge being legit in retrospect but how is it assult if pepper spray was self defense?
>also how do I find out the drivers name so I can dox his skinhead piggyboy ass?
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Next time don't be a piece of shit

Fuck you OP enjoy the charges
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>>17460109
Sounds like you never rode a bus in 110 degree weather in the summer and dealt with a driver who was having a long conversation with someone outside the bus not doing his fucking job.
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>>17460112
Sucked in faggot you got your dumb ass caught. Keep talking trash on the net though, cause real life is fucked for you :)

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