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Is it even controlled in your country? Also think of alternative tests using potentially common things you might already have. Fluorescence under black light for example.

>>17463478
What do you intend to use it for?

>>17463535
blotter and the designs on it can also show under blacklight and it might make it seem like everything's okay. i did some research and all i could find were super formal sites that shipped to high schools and scientists with special licenses

>>17463571
ordering lsd from the darkweb and i want to make sure that i don't get 25i which is highly dangerous

>>17463472
>>finally have the balls to ask her if she was interested in me because of all of the things she would do that I said above

You fucked up son. Girls dont respond to that shit. You shoulda just asked her out for drinks or coffee.

>>17463496
I agree, it was an autistic question, she probably had interest but not anymore. Good job m8.

Dumb autist. You don't ask if a girl is interested, you casually ask her out to something. "I am going to starbucks, you should come." She isn't an idiot, she knows that it is a date but no you pulled the child method and asked if she liked you.

Unbelievable. You had it in the bag and then ruined it.

Rape has a 100% success rate of getting laid

Just be yourself.

Now you'll probably be upset hearing that, but it means don't act out of character. I've seen guy friends behave completely differently when around girls, compared to when it's just us guys. You need to be comfortable with them just like you are with people you don't want to have sex with.

Different things work for different people. I'm not super aggressive towards girls like one of my friends is. If I try to emulate him I found it hurts me more than it helps. You have to find your own way, and the only way to do that is just trying again and again.

>>17463482
>just b urself
Fuck you and your stupid meme you cuck

Option 1: don't use the internet
Option 2: choose 5

>>17463431
By devoting full energy to maybe a third of them all the time and keeping the rest on automatic pilot, bringing them to the fore in rotation.

>>17463431

> Work
stay at home dad
> School
finished forever ago
> Friends
not a big deal to me
> Family
with my kids 70% of the time
> Relationships
monthly dates, always be ready for sexy time
> Hobbies
before bed or while kids nap
> Fitness
go for walk with kids
> Things they enjoy
If you live your life the way you wan this is a moot point.

Go to the gym.
Pick up some tendies for lunch.
Your package from Amazon is on your porch.
Someone let the dogs out.
Free icecream from the icecream truck today.
ELOTEROOOOOOOO
Some Christians want to praise to you about the meaning of God and you got to kick them to the curb.
The house is on fire.

>>17463400

>Pokemon Go
>Ingress

It works for me.

At some point you will realise that the beer in the fridge wan't automatically replenish itself so you have to go outside to buy some more. While you're at it you can stop by at a near KFC and get some chicken!

B, then C.

>>17463399

>>17463399
Yes

TWISTED

>>17463392

You do realize if it's a really good job you're going to have a SSBI with poly, right? You won't be able to lie your way out of it, nor should you try; lying on a prior clearance is grounds to deny/revoke any subsequent one.

This is for life, friendo.

>>17463404
Passed it bro. And I did lie like 2-3 time out of about 50 questions.

>>17463383
Like 3-4 times with my first two girlfriends. The first one was pretty understanding, just told her I was super nervous. Second one took it as a challenge, but I wasnt into her so much anyway.

To help, take things slow. And stop masterbating. My last gf I came the first time mostly due to being on holiday for half a week before and not having chance to jerk it.

I thought that I'd not last very long my first time, turned out I had to try sex about 4 times before I was comfortable enough and doing it right for long enough to reach orgasm. Luckily my partner was really understanding and didn't make anything of it, we just fooled around and has fun and it was really natural. I remember being quite surprised though at how rhythmic and consistent I had to be to get over the edge, I'm kind of picky and a bit neurotic and prone to thinking too much so that probably accounts for it. I've never been able to relate to friends who seemingly act in a much simpler way towards sex.

Dont jerk the chicken, she got to do it for you from now on, and be yourself.

>literally be yourself, have fun during sexy times

Additional notes:
- During the car ride mentioned above, she also correctly assumed that my main aim isn't just trying to find some random one-night-stand at a club or something (which seems totally impossible to me, anyways), but I'd rather have some kind of relationship (like a girlfriend or a friends-with-benefits kind of thing). I reminded her, that I don't know how to get anything like that. She continued talking about the FWB thing and I asked her a few questions, including how to build a FWB relationship, to which she responded, that you need to have a solid foundation (in terms of "liberal" friendships, uhh) and kind of try to go from there and to risk things. The thing is, the only girl that I share this kind of relationship with, is her. I'm not sure whether she knows that, but she certainly might. If she knew, that would be pretty, uh, you know... Kind of a sign? But I'm probably looking too much into that? But maybe I'm ignoring signs/indicators of interest?

Another note:
I asked her whether she wants to watch a certain movie that we've been talking about, and she agreed on watching it at my place when my parents are out of town (which happens almost every weekend). I told her to find a day where she doesn't have anything important to do on the next morning, so she can stay over night. We haven't decided on a day yet, but that's something that's probably very relevant to this thread.
The question stays: What should I do?

>>17463381
I would have said go for it but... Doesn't she already have a girlfriend?

Positive encouragement, but not to a delusional point.

>>17463355
How do you help someone who needs practice showing their emotions and needs to talk more often?

>>17463355

its case by case, moment by moment. if it was science we'd all be perfectly functional.

stick by them, push them in the right direction, introduce them to encouraging media.

Hire an escort and ask her about bdsm. Quickest way to get into it and make it a reality. It can be private and the girl will be devoted.

If you don't like it after one experience you can quickly move on with no baggage.

I think the most natural progression is getting some real life experience first (some things can be hot in your head but not in your bed) to get a more refined idea not just of what you like but also of your Dom persona. Then you can join an online community to hear stories about clubs and get an idea of what you're getting into, get some tips etc, before you take the plunge and really go there.

I think the most important part to remember is that you have this conceptual idea of what a "Dom" is like. It's not porn, you're not trying to pretend you're some one dimensional Christian Grey type. You are simply in control and whether you can pull that off has more to do with your power over the person (through their submissiveness and your dominance) than whether you look/sound like the idealized Dom you picture.

Also, if it's any encouragement, subs are much more common than Doms, so you should be welcomed in those places.

join fetlife
find a way to socialize with people from there
try it out
see how you like it

I tried it once aswell, because i imagined i couldl ike it, because im pretty kinky. Went there, looked for meetups and found a bondage course, wrote them, that i had nobody to go with (they are super strict in not letting any single guys go anywhere, touch or sometimes even talk to women) and when there was a girl with no partner wanting to go there aswell, he matched us. Was pretty nice, but nothing too special for me. but I later had a ONS with that girl and found out, that i dont get any pleasure from causing pain or commanding.

I can't think of anything low-stress, but that's probably because low-stress usually goes hand in hand with low income.

Security guard.

Relaxing, chill and the best part is you can read books while occasionally looking at the camera. Boring as fuck but hey what job isn't am I right?

Your job fired you for busking and/or going to gigs?!????!?!?!?!? What the actual fuck??!??!?!?!?!?!? I legitimately do not understand how or why the employment market expects people to be hobbyless drones.

If it become real serious problem try visiting a therapist. He might put you on some antidepressants that could make really unmotivated so be careful on which antidepressants you choose.

>>17463335
Fuck man! You think this could be actual clinical depression?
Im scared to go on drugs dont want to fuck myself up, my mom suffers from depression so maybe....

Start jogging. It works for me because I used to have the same problem while in college. It is a hassle so I used to always carry spare clothes to change and bag to carry my clean clothes. The runners high and the nice clean feeling after a shower makes me want to be focused. In fact I feel a lot better after my jog even when I felt like shit.

>>17463315
Get good friends.

The reason you visit 4cjan I see because your bored so make friends and do things to prevent yourself from getting bored.

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>>17463315

I work in a major city and I see beautiful girls all the time, girls I'd go head over heels to date. Hell, even just to talk to for a few minutes. I just don't know what to say. I feel like anything I say would be creepy, or that I would burden or annoy them by trying to talk to them. I'm a sweet guy and I just want to be a gentleman, that's really all, I swear. I can't stand the idea that I'm degrading a girl by talking to her - I don't deserve anything from her.

I'm not horrible looking - in my own brutally honest self-appraisal I think I'm moderately attractive, with strong features, mostly good skin, I'm of average height, etc. I am overweight, not horribly obese but I need to lose at least 20-30 pounds. I've realized that this is a major factor in my lack of self confidence and so I'm really committing now to a much healthier diet and cardio (running) at least 3 times a week. I'm gainfully employed; my work is sedentary desk work that doesn't help the fitness situation, but I do make nearly six figures. I'm about to buy a brand new car. My student loans will be paid off within the next 2 years.

In the meantime I guess tl;dr: I'm just looking for general advice on what to say to girls - how do I be a normal fucking human male? I want a gf so bad and I've been completely emotionally unsatisfied for years and years. Far too long. How do I turn this around?

> I can't believe I would ever take advice from 4chan but I guess this is as good a place as any to lay myself bare.

Fuck you. No seriously fuck your fatass virgin loser ass to an early grave you pompous prick. You think because you have a job and shit together that you are somehow above us? FYI dumbfuck, you aren't some special snowflake but a bum who can't even talk to a girl. People come here to get advice from all walks of life and insulting the website because you're too autistic to have a convo with the opposite sex makes you look like bitch. Fuck giving you advice, change that shitty attitude of yours assfuck.

>>17463307

Relax dude, I obviously care about the advice here or I wouldn't have posted. It's just a lighthearted jab at the site.