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Kick her ass and make a to do list for her. If you are at work, give her at least 2 hours specific work and tell her to keep the rest clean. Kind of worked for me. I just told her, I have a structured and easy way to handle the household, she was not even offended. But how old is your GF, like 8 or what?

Nope, shes soon 23. I already tried the list. Was too much for her.. Told her like "youve got one thing to do until im back from work".. she didnt do it... then she giggles... and finds lame excuses. Like yesterday, told her to test one cable for the pc. She didnt, when i was back she said "it woudlnt work anyways, no need to test it."... I talked her into testing it, it did work... I really love that chick but shes driving me nuts

Or, even worse.. Last weekend I did 6x laundry. Because she missed to do that... She had the job to bring the dried up laundry upstairs... she dropped it on the bed on the foot-side where it goes all smelly again... she did that several times in past.. instead of taking part in the work, she does it so bad that i have to re-do it... im faster doing it all alone. Thats why i lack free time... Job and household is too much.

>>17470519

lol you have no idea what you're doing do you

>tfw you also want to do nerd things without pandering to turbo needs

Thanks, Grimm, for giving these beings a proper term. I'm starting to hate that I even got "lightly" into video games, comic books, and sci-fi. It's like people can't do these things and also hold their spaghetti at the same time.

>>17470547

dunno what you're talking about, maybe you're projecting

>>17470508
You'll need to buy something out, if you can't cook.
What did the others bring? You could go for burgers, or a potato salad, or a meat pie, just follow whatever they did.

just buy a box of doughnuts

Never, ever cook anything for people in the office.

>if it's good they'll be jealous
>if it's bad they'll laugh at you
>if they hate you they'll get "sick"

This is really a no-win situation. Buy something from the store, sealed, and make a big show of it being sealed.

>always volunteered to get dessert

Sure it was more expensive but I never had to deal with any of that shit, and even got props for my generosity.

Pot lucks are a carry-over from the 60s, and just a way for people to assess your life outside of work. Never eat from a kitchen you've never been too either. There are some nasty ass people in this world.

>>17470495
How much money do you have? What does your job pay?

>>17470503
Right now I'm saving with a couple hundred bucks and I was hoping to be a waiter or something and I can probably afford around 600 a month scraping by

>>17470512

lol

I consider celibate badass but only if it is a personal choice.
It looks like you want to do this bullshit because of inability to socialize.

>18

Clearly, your life is over.

Shut the fuck up and come back in ten years. Then you can whine about your "wasted life" or whatever

>>17470441
>Purpose of this direction in life is a religious one.

Shouldn't you be asking god or something?

>>17470424
*She likes the most

>>17470424
You already got her (him? that's a typo, right?) 4 presents.
That's enough material shit.
If you want to do more, go for an experience, do something with her.

>>17470428
I mean those were past gifts. I didn't buy all of that at once. And yeah, typo

>>17470411
You are a real life yandere. Try not to do anything too illegal, and try to have some more empathy with your family.

>>17470411
Can you make an unbiased judgement if he is a sane and moral person? If you can, and if he is, then you don't have to worry and will be able to follow him anywhere he goes.

Keep in mind you're the kind of girl EVERY guy who wants marriage seeks for.

>>17470417
>Every man wants to marry a doormat
Yeah, nah

You won't be able to tell her tits from her belly
You most likely won't get a boner
If you do, you won't be able to tell if you're inside her or not
Most of the sex will be dry humping

>>17470415
Her stomache isn't like abnormally large or fat. Just the tits.

>>17470408
>bbw
can we stop with this? theyre fat. you are going to fuck a fat girl. theres nothing wrong with that, but lets stop with this whole "calling something unpleasant by a pleasant sounding name to avoid hurting peoples fee fees" thing. its childish and incredibly transparent. if you like to fuck fat girls, great. do what you do. but own the fuck up to it.

>>17470395
What did your schizophrenia have to do with anything in your question?

Beekeeping maybe. You'd have to travel to farmers markets to sell the honey.

The property is in the country in Texas if that helps.

50% chance

>>17470362
>songs where the singer is being fucked my multiple badboys
examples? I've never heard of this but it's probably real.


And yes, all women are slutty. No matter how angelic they appear, they desire to be slutty.

>>17470369

shameless.

Don't do it, she already basically emotionally neglected/abused you once.

Going on a date for her own selfish reasons isn't an apology to you.

>>17470334
Also that gator is fly

It never ceases to amaze me how stupid you people are.

>Should I go back to my ex???
No
>But she's hot!
Still no
>B-but sh-she's ...
NO

Have some self-respect holy fuck

>>17470181

45 hours is nothing.

What's the real question?

Why?

>>17470190
Ok. Also when I sleep in 40 hours, will I want to sleep extra or be okay?

Being almost 20, things at 19 have been really fun but also complicated, my path was all over the place, so much happened. Starting college, the passing of family friends & relatives, learning how difficult it is when you’re not sure where to go. Most people I used to call friends are gone and I feel much better about it. A lot of people wish to go back but I cant imaginebecause it wouldn’t stop me from realizing how bad they are.

People expect so much from you thinking you’ll say yes to whatever they throw at but get mad when you tell them that’s not how it works. A friendship stops becoming a friendship when your every opinion gets thrown out. People choose not to understand, bottling up their feelings just to throw it all at you out of nowhere; if not they act like everything is fine when something isn’t right and that’s what upsets me the most because no one can seem to say what’s wrong.

I wasn’t really given the chance to grow up regularly like everyone else so for a long time I was lost. Yet once I did get an opening I couldn’t figure it out and I still can’t. I realize I don’t get people; they tell me I’m different in a good way, I’m interesting, they like me but then don’t seem to want anything to do with me.I’ve had a friendship of probably less than 13 years, end and other, shorter attachments that feel much closer, also end all for reasons that don’t make sense. Which is why I say I don’t have a best friend because things always fall off.I remember last year, being told by one friend, how they’re the only one who understood me when they really didn’t. Figuring out that the friend I agreed with a lot and shared more interest than most, is probably one of the worst people I’ve ever met. And telling another friend how they actually did understand me and then being dismissed by them....

>>17470170

This was a great letter. A+.

>>17470170
Just write in a diary. No one really cares

>my boyfriend is abusive, should I leave him???

Lol I dunno

>>17470131
Have you some trust issues ?

Of course its not k. Leave this fatass.

>>17470139
>>17470145
My best friend is coming up to visit me and she offered to drive me back to Virginia so we could live together and I'm considering it a lot.

Also all of his friends tell me he isn't being abusing and I need to consider his feelings too.

>>17470100

She sounds like an exhibitionist whore.

Not good for long term.

Break up and get yourself tested for STDs.

>>17470100
You ARE being a little bitch
Unless she's dirty dancing with other dudes what's the big fuckin deal , dancing is suggestive that's modern dance look at everyone who dances.

Talk to her and tell her you thought about it and the only reason you were bothered is because you were worried about losing her to some dancing nigger

also be grateful you have some sexy little dancing cunt for fuck sakes

jesus christ

fuck

>>17470100
Fuck other women and her at the same time