Would this make a good profile picture??
>>17471616
no.
just look slightly off camera. smile.
>me thinking about life
>mfw
>>17471616
No there is someone's random arm and flat ass off to the side. Look at the camera at least a little and put on a leather jacket or something. That is just what I would do, but do whatever you want man.
Hey y'all, I need some /adv/
>Be me
>16 y/o
>Lives with parents
>Keep personal cocaine stash inside carpet cleaner decoy
>Come home from school
>Mom "cleaned" carpet floor with $650 worth of coke spread all over the room
>Mom acting manic/dilated eyes
>Carpet surprisingly sanitized and refreshed
>Baby sister and cats acting manically even days after "cleaning"
Do I need to clean the carpet again? It doesn't smell, I'm out a lot of money. Will my little sister and cats be alright?
>>17471565
No, it will kill the cats.
Only option is to burn the carpet so the police don't catch you
2 MORE WEEKS
>>17471565
Jesus, I hope your family and cat are ok
How do I stop being a germaphobe? Pic unrelated.
accept the germs that are necessary to intake, avoid those that are.
Be efficient. I could worry about the "poison I ingest" when I swallow mouthwash but smoke and eat McDonald's. That's not efficient.
>>17471521
By cell count, the vast majority of your body is "germs," you need them to live.
>>17471727
Well I know that, but I still have a hard time accepting being around all the filth and such in the world.
Like for example, the average person could go out into the world, touching all manor of objects, doorknobs, furniture and so on, then come home to do whatever it is they want - possibly having washed their hands when they arrive home.
I however, for whatever reason, would feel the need to scrub myself down vigourosly after the fact. Hell I even have some trouble with all this germaphobia stuff AT HOME because the people I live with don't have this issue. As such they seem to have no problem doing many of the things I would consider nasty or possibly hazordous to one's health, so it sorta gives me a feeling that they are tracking filth around, despite them not feeling the same way.
Sorry for the long and conviluted post, and I know it sounds stupid but for whatever reason I just can't get myself in the mindset or "filth is alright" or whatever, essentially just a normal, healthy, non-obsessive view on dirtiness. It's all been impacting my life in a very negative way and I fear it may continue to do so as well as negatively effect those around me in the future if I can't find a way to change this mindset of mine.
I'm no longer in college and it's hard to meet them. I hate bars because I'm not much of a drinker. I don't mind cold approaching but it's generally harder to do and less successful. What do
>>17471462
well, do you work?
what the hell do you do all day?
there's a new thing called online dating too.
>>17471462
Tinder, Plenty of Fish, eHarmony.
Or go the the library and look for qts.
Also how ugly are you, go to /soc/ and if your average rating is below 6, then lose your standards for women, your gonna marry a fatty.
>>17471462
I haven't figured this one out either. I'm pretty good with people so meeting girls at parties or through friends of friends is no big, but since all of my friends these days are introvert hipster losers who don't do anything except hang out and complain, I don't have much luck there.
Tinder is popular, I know. Might just be the way to go these days, with the culture surrounding socializing with strangers being as weird as it is in 2016.
You might also live in an area where people are unfriendly/unwelcoming. When I lived in Minneapolis, for instance, I found that everyone had their childhood group of friends and had no interest in talking to strangers. When I lived in Boulder I would meet people on hikes and shit and they'd just introduce themselves and offer me a beer or something. There are a lot of variables at play here.
Ill be seeing a friend from high school a bit more towards the end of the year. I dont really know how to explain my thoughts, but I want her to punch me in the stomach. How do you go about introducing this sort of thing? She's not a boxer or anything like that.
That's deep. Ask to cuddle instead. She probably wants friends, not to be your source of high school era sadism.
>>17471452
To clarify, Im in college now, been a few years out of high school. How is it deep?
>>17471483
I figured.
>hows it deep?
Psychologically. To be fair, you could be asking for a lot worse. I just wouldn't recommend asking to be hit.
I broke up with my girlfriend. I can't take this special job opportunity, because my knee is injured, and I found myself in $1,000 debt with a surprise banking fee that took $200 (my grocery, transit pass, and haircut money) away. I don't have any friends, and none of my parental figures are answering the phone to even let me vent, because they're personally swamped and want me to be independent without any issues.
Are things going to get any better? How do you figure? I could get therapy every day by crying wolf about suicidal thoughts, but I can't lie about something like that. Do I just hold tight and hope I don't snap or get talen to court for the $1000? What about the lack of friends?
>>17471428
This too shall pass... Be kind to yourself and others.
Its only 1000 dollars, get a job fast and youll pay it back in no time
>no friends
Literally who gives a fuck, focus on getting money
>>17471473
because I could make a million and without friends it wouldn't mean much
>youll pay it back
Thanks. If they give me time, I will. Can it go to court and they reach into your bank account to take your money? I need $400 a month for rent.
How can a grill jump from 5,5/10 to 7/10?
I have lost all my hope by now.
Please tell me what (of the things she can affect) can a grill do.
>>17471404
>Lose Weight
>Do Squats
>generally, be fit and take care of your body
>make up
That can get you pretty high up, but be warned: You can never go higher than 8/10 without good genes.
Get in shape. Go to /fit/, follow starting strength. If you're a fatty you'll slim down and if you're slim you'll get a nice butt and thighs.
>but I dont want to be muscular.
You wont be, girls dont have the physique for it. And even if you are the 1 in a million girl, you just stop lifing and you'll lose it all.
Hair. Hair is the crowning glory of a woman so make sure it looks nice. It might take a couple of hair styles before you find one you really like.
Makeup. Please do not overdo your makeup, but a small amount well applied goes a long way.
>>17471404
How do you know you are 5.5? It might just be your confidence.
So I met this girl in town, we flirted a bit, she left after a while cuz she had to go home. I added her the next day on facebook and here's the conversation:
Me: Oh look it's the cute autistic girl I met last night ;)
Her: Haha I think you'll find you were the autistic one
Me: It's because you're so cute you make me autistic
Her: Haha change of tune from last night, 'i don't care about you or your friend's
Me: It was drunk talk, hope you didn't take it to heart :P
Her: Don't worry, I don't have a heart
Me: It's okay, I only wanted your mobile number
Her: You had an interesting way of going about it last night :D forgetting my name and all
Bet you had to ask someone this morn so you could add me
Me: to be fair, I was drunk. So...Maybe, but atleast I remembered your face!
Her: vaguely impressive
Me: If you'd have stayed for longer things might have turned out differently
Her: You mean you might have been nicer to me?
Me: if by nice you mean giving you a cuddle then yes
I might have been tempted to kiss you though
Her: you could have tried haha
Might not have worked though
Me: haha I wouldn't mind finding out ;)
You and your sister should come out with us again soon
Her: haha we'll see
How did you and her start talking anyway?
Me: pretty much started with her offering us a can of beer, and we all shared it I think.
Cant get much classier than that
Her: that is impressive to be fair
Me: I thought she was brave.
I think shes a little bit cooler than you now actually
Her: Might aswell start chatting her up then
Me: Nah, I wouldn't want to ruin my chances with you
Her: Ah, you think you have a chance :P
Me: I'd say I have about 88/100 percent chance. What do you think? Haha
Her: I'll let you know
Me: Oh no it's like waiting for my GCSE results all over again!
Her: ah, you didnt make a levels? :/ /s
Me: Yeah, I rinsed them actually :D and you?
Her: yeah they tend to be a requirement for a degree haha
Me: cool, what did you get a degree in? Modelling?
Her How did you know
No, psychology mental and physical health
Me: haha I bet you're a bit crazy in the head :P
Her: a bit :P
Me: so you're cute, autistic and crazy. Just my type ;)
Her: Hahaha that's a bit worrying
Me: Be thankful
Her: Oh I am
So thankful I cant put it into words
Me: you can always give me a kiss instead if you're struggling to express yourself
Her: I'll bear that in mind haha thanks
Me: What're you doing this weekend?
Her: think I'm going out this Saturday with some friends
What about you?
Working in the women's section of new look? (angel emoticon)
Me: Cool, I might be going to town too with some mates. We can all meet in town
Her: oh can we indeed, nice of you to announce that instead of asking :P
Me: bit rude wasn't it
I'll rephrase it: Can you please meet my mates in town this Saturday?
Her: Ooh, that's a big step, meeting your friends ;)
I'm taking the piss don't worry haha I'll see what the others are feeling
Me: no worries, it was a pretty bad effort on your part so I'm not offended :P
Phew. Had to write all that shit out. Took ages. Anyway, thats the last message I sent. I think she went to bed after that, but it's been a whole day now and she hasnt read that last message but has been active on facebook now and then throughout the day. She always pretty slow replying to my messages too but it feels strategical sometimes like it's on purpose. It probably doesn't matter, but I'm alot more popular than her on facebook and have alot of likes on my profile picture from all girls and she knows I work with all females at work. I'm just wondering is she ignoring me on purpose? Do you think it's best I just wait until Saturday? That's what I was originally going to do anyway.
Any advice would be greatly appreciated. And if any females want to chime in I would appreciate that even more. Thanks guys and gals.
wait until saturday you cuck, or youll be labeled desperate
Anons, how badly can the lack of sunlight impact me? I haven't been outside for more than 10 minutes at a time pretty much since Summer started since it's constantly 100+ degrees in my part of California and I don't really have anything to do.
>>17471344
Stop being a shut-in faggot. Sunlight has vitamin d you pleb, plus if you don't go outdoors you have issues.
>>17471344
Nah. Continue living indoors forever so there's less competition for the rest of us.
>>17471344
Just put on some sunscreen if you will be in an are a with no shade for an extended period of time.
>be me
>have mental illness (Bipolar, Borderline, PTSD, extreme Social Anxiety)
>go to a "psych eval"
>try and talk about things like psychosis and dissociation
>Accused of "intellectualism" and told to just talk about what I'm feeling
So is the doctor right or is she being a condescending cunt for me talking about my psych problems with correct terminology
>>17471312
I wouldn't take it personally. Even if she is wrong to assume that you're doing so, a lot of people use medical terminology incorrectly because they learned it on google or some shit, and it helps to keep things unambiguous.
Or maybe she's just being a cunt. But then again, feeling like things are personal insults is part of BPD isn't it?
>>17471335
I mean I've been dealing with this shit basically my entire life, I've looked up a thing or two about it, why shouldn't I use the right vocabulary that comes to be naturally at this point.
>>17471335
Not OP, but what you said really makes me think I may have BPD. My younger sister was diagnosed with it a few years ago and it runs in our family. I already have fucking Tourettes though that would be fucked if I had more shit wrong with my brain. I do take things a bit personally at times though and I feel as though sometimes I go through what may be described as manic and depressive phases. I don't like blaming my actions on something I can't control though. I like owning up to my actions and taking responsibility.
I hate fucking community college, I hate it. I'm surrounded by fucking degenerates who don't give a shit about their studies and are still BFF's with their high school clique. They don't give a shit to talk to you or be your friend outside of class. I'm missing out on the college experience and I'm afraid I'll be old/considered weird as fuck by the time I transfer.
It's fucking crippling loneliness. Does it get better bros?
>>17471307
>I'm missing out on the college experience
Are you referring to what movies and TV tell you college will be like?
>>17471307
>fuck i hate all these people being friends with each other and not me
>why am i so ronery
lololol. Learn to love people OP and they will love you back. Also fucking concentrate on your studies and not the social life.
>>17471318
I'm referring to actually having social interaction with others and the occasional party.
I think the other thread got deleted? Perhaps the frog butt was 2 lewd (Nevermind, degree stuff is against the rules there, but /adv/ seems more relationship advice? I'll give it a shot here). I didn't get to see all the answers /sci/ gave.
So I'm currently in uni and majoring in mathematics after having to sit out of uni two years. I'd like to get into CS related fields for work, but would like the flexibility of a mathematics degree.
I spoke with advising and discovered that while my major only requires 40 credit hours of mathematics coursework, I cannot get a degree without 80 more hours of unrelated general education courses to be "well rounded". I can't really afford that -- I'm homeless and sleeping in the library/food court lobbies -- and don't want to sink $30-50 grand in debt just to say I took all the filler courses.
I suppose what I'm wondering is, if I get on at a CS related field and want to shift into CE or something, will I have to go back and take all the gen. ed courses, too? Will my employer allow me to just take the relevant coursework if I need engineering training? Why do school require so much filler to graduate?
>>17471292
>Banned for asking about school on /sci/
>Slid for asking about school on /adv/
Dammit mods.
Can you post the lewd frog butt when your question is answered OP?
>>17471497
Sure,but it still has to be answered first!
How do I find a QT female roommate in the UK?
Yes I am that twat from /b/ who's threads kept getting pruned
But really, help me out /adv/
I'd you want a fwb, then look for one. It's the same anywhere else. If you aren't good with women, then you are going to have a hard time. Also, you should focus on yourself. As you keep becoming a better person, you will find someone along the way. I think you're wasting your time tbqhf.
>>17471237
Why do you want one?
>>17471237
Just move to a place that has a qt in it. Go on spareroom or whatever. It's not hard.
Is it wrong to think that a girl inviting me over to her place to drink beer and smoke weed is an invitation for casual sex? The context is meeting from an online dating site.
>>17471226
no anon, this girl from an online dating site totall just wants you to come over smoke her weed and drink beer to have a laugh.
no u fucking idiot, she wants some d
>>17471226
Of course she wants to fuck you idiot.
>>17471226
nah go for it stoner girls/alcoholic girls are the sluttiest type you will ever met.
What are these itchy bumps on the back of my hands?
>>17471214
Probably nothing. See a pharmacist if its really annoying. Don't take medical advice from /adv/.
Based on my personal experience, it could be Eczema.
Drink more water, moisturize, use gentler soaps and detergents, go outside in the sun more, take cooler showers/baths, apply some deep moisturizing cortisone cream. There is no magical cure, you just have to reduce the risk of inflammations and the like.
How does it feel when you scratch? One of the key characteristics of Eczema rashes is that they are intensely itchy, moreso than a bite. It can also feel very good to scratch, almost to the point of a feeling of pleasure and relief that flushes through your body... BUT then it starts to burn afterwards and you'll likely end up with open sores and even more rashes the more that you scratch.
Were you exposed heat or had to wear gloves for an extended period of time. They kinda look like heat bumps i dont know if it translates the same in english but it looks very familiar to what i once had