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>>17476016
Come with her.

>>17476016
>Giving her free shit after meeting at a concert

Yeah, that isn't normal. Either go with her or decline and cut contact.

>>17476016
regardless, what's your fav pink floyd album?
mine's Wish you were here

Chose the wrong .jpg

>>17476015
Short answer: Yep, you're evolving as a person.

Shit OP, it's called "self-defense training" for a reason. Good on your for throwing out thoughts of harming others - not that there's any harm in that unless you actually act on them.

Well I guess life wasn't meant to be my action movie after all.

It's perfectly normal, only a stupid and rude fucks use language that not all the people around them can understand

while the first anon is correct, i would begin learning gaelic. cool as fuck.

>>17476003
When they start doing so make a joke about it. Once one of them says something look them dead in the eyes and say "I completely agree" everyone will laugh and unless they are rude as fuck they will change to speaking English.

And I forgot to add - I'm 24, graduated this June, can't find a decent job in my field although I did two internships during my studies.

>>17475991
Don't miss this chance: berlin is the best place in the word. Also, traveling is the best way to fix situations where you are stuck.
Considering the price, be careful not to fail: you have full parenral trust on this one (6k is a lot of months going to work for you only you)

>>17475994
Oh also, finding a good job takes time, don't give up. Took 2 years for my bro, 2 years of doing shit jobs and them bam awesome job: just don't play wow instead

why are you doing that

>>17475996
Op wants advertising revenue.

>>17475990

YouTube is full of these request-taking channels, your idea isn't new or attractive. Go back to the drawing board.

Start a new game with boobies, grow up, skip school, learn to belly dance, drugs... Then start a twitch channel...

No, just because people don't like you doesn't mean you should kill yourself. I don't know maybe you haven't tried to make friends, I don't know man. If you're really down about it see a therapist.

>>17476002
Dude I have tried ti make friends. I've cracked some jokes with some cool dudes but, this sandnigger keeps cockblocking me. Dragging them away from me

>>17475977
Nah, I'm 26 and have zero friends. Nothing like seeing new people at work connect with your workmates better than you do after a single week.

Film. There's tons of jobs in the film industry that don't require you to think philosophically.

Cinematography, sound design, editing, just to name a few

>>17475964
Just do both. Bet on the formation, and do film projects on the side. If you don't get a place for a movie, the formation ensures you can do shit anywhere.

>>17475985
Thanks. And yeah, true, the course says that by the end I'll have extensive skill in a bunch of different stuff involved in film.

>>17475989
Unfortunately, I can't afford to do both, though I'd like to.

Or any advice whatsoever please

it depends on your girth. for me the ENZ suck as well. on the other hand, I prefer trojan ecstasy condoms over no condom at all. also lots of silicone lube. unless shes abnormally wet, pounding for more than a few minutes will necessitate more lube and silicone is the best way to go. warning: it will stain everything in it's path. tlc and talc can rid most of the stains obviousness. totally worth it

>>17475961
They're not on birth control? Or not okay with pulling out? Or are you worried about STDs

>>17475940
Well they are your people, culturally/racially. Do what you can. Ultimately it depends on how well of a fit you feel it is. If you try and find that you just don't relate to others in your local community, or otherwise feel as though you don't belong, then at least you'll have learned more about yourself.

As for how to treat whites- depends on the person.

Speaking as a white person, I'd rather not be treated differently based on the color of my skin, but some people get ego trips over it. In South Africa, a lot of whites tend to be arrogant due to historic/cultural issues, but I can't speak for Anglos/Germanic people living in HK.

>>17475940
This is the transnational/expat thing: you just can't fit anymore in the culture because you tend to take the best out of the two. I'd say go with the flow, uf people hang out with you it means they appreciate you, right ?
There are people who are going to remind you of these points, but if this is not your reality they will adjust... Not you

>>17475984
Well I consider myself culturally American.
I didn't know that about South Africans.

do one of those one year access course thingies at college and then you can go to uni after that.

>>17475935
Is that for A levels type shit?

Change your name to Josh and start lifting till ur nicr and heavy lad then pursue that

>>17475883
Get a friend to pick it up and cut contact. If you see him again, you'll get back together and be back in the same position again after a month, so don't.

And as for his tendencies, he'll use those to guilt you into not leaving him. I've known a lot of relationships like this one before.

>>17475883
you are literally the worst kind of person in the world, abandoning a person at their lowest point
This is the shittest possible thing anyone could ever do.

>>17475883

and not only are you abandoning someone at their lowest point but all you can think about is getting your stuff back.
holy shit gtfo

why do you want a relationship in the first place?

Did she dump you, or did you dump her?

Either way, give it some time before you jump right back in- right now you probably just feel like you wanna date because you spent the last 2.5 years of your life with someone, and it feels weird/terrible not having someone to be able to cuddle/fuck/talk with/do couple shit with all of a sudden. If you shoot your load too soon, you'll put unrealistic expectations into your relationship and it will strain it and cause another breakup- trust me, I've done it a few times myself.


Just give yourself some time, maybe get a tinder account and just fuck around for a bit/get validation, then once you stop comparing every girl to your ex and you feel okay with yourself, you can start seeing other people

just my 0.02c OP

np date sites / apps

>>17475816
You don't.

>>17475819
>>17475819
Yes you do faggot zach galifianackis did it

Become homelss and live on the streets

>>17475809
Bike seats are meant for your toes barely to reach the ground.

Try on grass perhaps? Try with someone holding onto you until you are at speed.

The key is going quickly enough and then gyroscopic properties will aid you.

>>17475818
i will try this time for my sister to hold me so that i will have both of my hands on it.I also got gym pants so it would be easier when i am about to fall

/n/

>>17475791
Wait until you can get a plunger

>>17475791
>have no plunger, it's too late at night to buy a plunger
it's never too late to get things you need anon

for instance, a little over an hour ago I went to the store to get condoms well aware of the fact that I'm not getting any but preparation is important. Don't be a slob

>>17475838
My toilet is stinking up my studio - it's only a 400 sq ft place so one poo-stuffed toilet can do a lot of nasal contamination in this small space.

My god I even fear opening the lid. I ate some red-pepper covered ham/mushroom/tomato pizza and some hot wings too. God damn I regret the hot wings now. I smell them tenfold.

It's easy to get condoms at night since gas stations are always open. Plungers though... plungers are hard to come by.

What's worse is that there's poo in the toilet now so I'd have to squeeze the plunger against my poo back and forth until something gives.