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>>17476749
there is nothing wrong with the skin in that picture

you hypochondriac faglord

>>17476749
holy shit it's contagious
I now have cancer
thanks op

>>17476749
Are they actually fluid filled, or just red spots? Cuz those just look like red spots to me

Why the fuck are you still obsessed with sex at the age of 60? Can't you just look after your grandchildren or something?

Do men ever stop being horny teenagers?
Holy shit.

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>>17476718
>60 years old

Gross, old people shouldn't have sex. There's a reason your wife called it quits.

>>17476729
Faggot

>>17476700
why is it useless?

>>17476708
Can't get any job with a biochem degree on its own.

>>17476726
had you originally been planning to go to grad school, but lost interest by the time you got your bachelor's?

>>17476693
Assert your dominance. Take his girl, by force if you have to. Either she'll leave him or you and her will know you are alpha. And if he finds out then just fuck him too. Alpha.

>>17476693
That is literally about as civil and to the point as an exchange like that could possibly go. You two are awesome.

>>17476693

>an ass like mine

you shoulda asked him in person to be honest.

You're even more of a faggot if you dont do it. Nothing more pathetic than staying home doing nothing.

>>17476685
Yeah it's true. Doesn't calm my nerves, but it's a totally valid point

>>17476696

the problem here is you are expecting something to calm your nerves. there is nothign to calm your nerves.

great things arent done by men who lack fear. thats not what bravery is. bravery is doing something despite being afraid.

it doesnt even sound like anxiety to me becuase what you describe is simply laziness.

By not basing a relationship entirely on sex? That's what fuck buddies are for, relationships are for personality.

>>17476668
By not being 12, probably. Sex is fun and people enjoy doing it.

Your mom probably enjoys sucking dicks and being hard fucked. Your grandmas, your sister, and every person close to you did.
You still love and respect them. You still kiss your mom's face, even if your dad came on it.
Being "not pure" doesn't make you less worthy as an human being, doesn't mean that you can't love and be loved.

If you have religious and moral reasons to be virgin, then stay virgin, find a virgin girl and do whatever you wish.

If you're not virgin and expect your partner to be virgin, grow up. She could say the same things about you.

You don't have to, but your life would be easier if you did. There are a decent number of girls who are repulsed by sex, the only problem being sex with you repulse them as well.

>>17476647
Forgive me my shitty grammar. I'm too tired to type anymore

>>17476647
Honestly, your girlfriend is kind of a inconsiderate cunt for not stepping in. She may be completely comfortable with the situation, but that doesn't mean everyone will be. You're new to the family, regardless of how long you've been together. She should be more mindful of both of you. I'd say talk to her about it, but then again considering that you're in this situation to begin with, she might act offended and shit that you don't automatically accept something that she surely had to get used to over the course of years. Are you guys teenagers or something? Only teenagers are this oblivious.

It's honestly the job of his parents and/or his girlfriend to deflect this one. They're more experienced and probably know which angle to take to leave him happy with the situation.

>>17476581
A woman doesn't need your help, she already has a huge fucking safety net called society

Dont waste your energy

>>17476593
See, I'm not so much trying to protect her, rather than just be a decent human being and try to help her. I would be lying if I said I didn't still have certain feelings for her, but it's not prohibiting me from seeing other people or doing other things either.

Ergo, I'm just trying to be a good bloke and don't mind that she has it better when it comes to people caring about her than when I'm hurting. I'm not about to let jealousy cloud my actions.

>>17476581
Nobody has ever killed themselves because they had a semi hard time in college, and they sure wouldn't tell anyone about it all the time.

She's being dramatic and is about to learn she, and she alone, is accountable for her mistakes.

>>17476580
Be less of an argumentative cunt.
My partner would bitch at me about something, then turn around and do the exact same fucking thing. Had to give her a logical slap of reality.

He probably tried and you wouldn't listen, so he's out.

Breakups suck. Period. Especially that first heartbreak. Maybe he'll come around, but it sounds like this may be for the best.

Sorry you're going through a tough time. It's just a part of relationships, unfortunately. Heartbreak never gets easier per se, but you learn to be more accepting of it in time.

>>17476580
How do you deal with this?

Realize you're a woman and you could literally be the hugest piece of shit and eventually you'll find some betamale that doesn't respect him whatsoever to put up with your shit.

>>17476577
Nothing. People have preferences. Sounds like yours and hers are different.
Enjoy what you get, or break up.

>>17476577

Make it more intimate and special, maybe your technique is too much xperienced for her taste and she likes some simpler or different stuff.
If you eat her like a champ and she feels it is too much like a porno, she might get turned off by it.

Another thing is that many many girls have self esteem sexual issues, they think they are ugly, they think pussy juice and semn is nasty and filthy, she might be thinking that she is unsanitary and dislike the thought of kissing you afterwards or dislike the thought of her boyfriend defiling himself by touching her lips with his lips

Girls are sometimes strange about these things

You should also give encouragement, tell her how hot her pussy is, how juicy and delicious it is, how much you love running your tongue along her puffy lips, etc etc etc, don't overdo it, but make her feel that her pusy is desirable

Also, 69 is always a good position.

Last thing, ASK her what she likes, ask her how she plays with her self, lick her one spot and ask if it is nice, nipple her clitoris, tongue her clitoris, go hurricane propeller on her clitoris, ask her what she likes. Some girls are very sensitive and too much stimulation makes it unpleasant (much like recieving head with too much suction or teeth)

>>17476598
She doesn't masturbate. She doesn't have that habit. She also does not watch porn. And she doesn't like when I cum, she thinks it's gross.

In the normal day we get together, immediately fuck until she finishes/gets exhausted, and I cum later on, after she leaves.

So she has her fair share of reservations.

All info I'm getting by google is a vague "uhh, consider not doing that".

Fuck this abstinence only preaching, if booze kills me I'm just following the lineage of my forefathers.

>>17476599

Consider this:

No-one else has replied to your thread.

This means no-one else knows.

The only people who would know, would be the people who did it...

...and they're not around to tell you about it, are they?

It just taxes your liver and makes you drunker faster. It's fine to have a beer every other day.

If you're an alchholic though or like binge drinking you're putting yourself at serious risk ofliver damage followed by liver failure. Alcholics don't get replacment livers so it means a slow and very very painful death.

Accept it. Feel it. Know that it's part of life and that it does pass. Never helps to try to avoid it.

Relationships end buddy, give it time that's all you can do. Focus on yourself and what you want out of life.

You wouldn't be heartbroken if some chick were riding your cock like a 25 cent supermarket rocket

>>17476553

Sex sex sex, and a new relationship

If it was the first, or the 'one', that person will always be in your heart, and you will always feel like you are settling when you find someone new

It sucks ass and you won't feel rested, but if it's only one night, who cares. Park at walmart and hope the security doesn't chase you away.

>>17476511
If you're gonna be drunk, sleep in the backseat and hide the keys somewhere (like on the rear tire or something). In some jurisdictions police will try to get you for drunk driving for something as innocuous as sleeping it off in your car.

DIKKE BMW.
Recline backseat and front seats and u have a bed friend.

>>17476505
>I've survived suicide
Big accomplishment

>>17476510
My thoughts. OP you mean you failed at suicide, failed at driving, failed at keeping your house. Why not get a tattoo to represent you are a huge faillure?

>>17476514
also failed at recreational drug using in a responsible manner

Yeah, I can relate to this. The most importaint thing is to find something you're passionate about, and dedicate you life to it. This helps with loneliness and having a purpose for living.

With living into old age, My only advice is start a savings account to hire future help. Hope that helped a bit.

Go into higher education or work really hard at you're job and you're likely to meet more like minded people.
Also realize that lots of people have kids that don't take care of them at all.
Once you get old make friends with older neighbors that can check on you and you do the same for them.

>>17476489

be a third wheel. thats what i do and its pretty nice desu. if you can find a friend who's girlfriend / wife also likes you than you're pretty set. moving away sucks but if ur sociable enough its not like every single couple friend is going to move away.

as they start to build families you're that fun uncle.

but of course you can also maintain friendships with other single friends. you can also date and just get out of the relationship as it starts to look serious.

eventually men get divorced and you start to hang out with them more and more as you get older