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I got laid pt.2 2016-08-19 19:36:37 Post No.17476998
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I got laid pt.2
Anonymous (ID: !94H2XAVhzk)
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>>17464104
So I posted maybe a week ago about how my friend of long time wanted to have sex with me.
I TOTALLY GOT LAID WITH THE GIRL OF MY DREAMS AND WE WERE BOTH VIRGINS
So she called me and tole me to come to her house. I wore something easy to take off and got her some flowers. When I came to the front door, she told me it was unlocked and asked me to come up to her room.
I was sweating bullets here, because I had no clue what to do.
She was sitting naked in a chair when I opened the door. She asked me if I wanted some chanpagne and I said yes. She got up named and poured me a glass.
HOLY BOOBS
My (now) GF (lily) says that she's 34DD, which feels heavenly to me. I damn near bruised her tits.
We did everything except anal, and neither of us wanted to do that. She did bleed a little, but it was fine.
T-thanks /adv/
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Gg nigga
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pics or gtfo
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Cool
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What do you do after you have a shameful sexual thought/fap? What should i do with those if i dislike them, and only succumb to masturbating to them because of the chemical rush on my brain clouding the racional thoughts.
To give you an example, i've done a lot of dumb shit out of horniness. Once i aggressively flirted with a single mother that used to be my ''nanny'' (she worked for my parents when i was a youngster), because she had the voluptuous body type, despite being on the 40's. I became a fulll grown man, and apparently she got horny by my flirting and flirted back. Nothing came of it.
However, i felt incredibly disgusted after the horniness went away, because outside a sexual level, i'm not attracted to her at all, and even sexually, it's disgusting how slutty she was, and most importantly,my lack of control, even if i didn't get to tap that thing. I masturbated to it moments ago. I don't masturbate much. But, the disgust of myself is back again. How can i get rid of it? How can i do the right thing when situations like those, when my dick is speaking so loudly i can't listen to myself? I don't even want to fap to it, even if it wasn't that weird at all. But just the sensation that i'm so easily out of control of myself when i thought i was beginning to improve some bad habits is bothering me a fuckload. Help me,/adv/.
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Bump. Will be back in a few hours to answer questions.
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>>17476989
>What do you do after you have a shameful sexual thought/fap?
Cum
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This is a weird longshot idea but try on of two things:
/NoFap/
Fapping.
If you find no other attraction then sexual than you would either try to forget about them entirely or douse yourself in bliss until you get bored of their sexual features.
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Hey, /adv/. So, I've been (happily) dating a great girl for the past month and change. Though, she recently shared with me that; while I've pleasure her a great deal, she hasn't really "cum" yet. Now, she sad this in a very joking, casual way. She's far more sexually experienced than I am, so I'm basically trying to play catch-up. She's sweeter than sweet gets, so I know she meant nothing by it. She loves me to death: boasts about me to parents, friends, co-workers etc. she's smitten as hell with me and it feels great. I feel the same way about her. Everything is storybook.
But that comment has been a thorn in my paw for a few days now. I know I shouldn't be offended and I should stop being such a whiny pussy but goddamn was my pride wounded. I shouldn't let it get to me so much, in fact it was probably a very flirty challenge of some sort; but it's really bugging me. Any advice? I'm not going to bring it up to her but at the same time I don't want to bury it and the feelings it has caused and I start acting out as a result. I really do need help, thanks for reading my bullshit.
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Does she have a fetish?
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>>17476983
She mentions she has a toy or two, if you know what i mean
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halp
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I have a coworker that seems to hate me whatever I do. Is it of any benefit to chat her up on Facebook to ask what her problem with me is or does that make me look weak?
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>>17476937
>does that make me look weak?
In short, yes. Ignore it or confront her in person.
Tbh you shouldnt be worrying about this at all, this is female-tier drama
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>>17476937
You can get a buddy to come in and complain to management about her, she will forget about you temporarily.
Wouldn't recommend though.
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Take care of it face to face. Be very polite, but very direct. "May I discuss something with you? My impression is that you have a problem of some kind with me. Can we figure out a way to resolve this issue together?" Whatever response you may get, write everything down and give a copy to your boss and hr.
Would it be cringey if I ask a guy on tinder why he stopped talking to me? We talked for a month then I sperged and he simply didn't respond
Should I let go instead?
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>>17476918
>Would it be cringey if I ask a guy on tinder why he stopped talking to me?
Yes.
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>>17476921
Then how do I start a convo?
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just inquire why he hasn't asked you out yet
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Accidentally left my capsule of acne pills in the car over night. They dont seem to be damaged by they seem more "powedery." This isnt the first time I did this, only except last time I had left them all day, and most of the pills broke or stuck together. None the pills appear to be damaged. Will they still work as intended or should I call my derm to fulfil another prescription? I still have about a month left of pills. They are Cedadroxil 500ml.
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Call your doctor and ask faggot
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Dude just eat right and exercise acne points to a significant lack in one of these things
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>>17476908
It just means that the sealant broke. They'll taste like shit but they still work fine
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I want to ask you guys for some advice 2016-08-19 19:01:15 Post No.17476905
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I want to ask you guys for some advice
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2016-08-19 19:01:15
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Is it silly to keep lifting weights and exercising solely to attract and hook up with hot girls ?
Let's say you're 21 and you're doing this (lifting and exercising) because you get rejected constantly, never had a girl and never had sex.
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Yeah, they mainly care about face. Also women have phases throughout the years, in one period they like big buff guys, another month they like thin guys - it varies. Women don't think like men do.
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You're doing it for the wrong reason which is why you'll inevitably give up, kind of like you're thinking about now. Obviously if you increase your physical attractiveness you'll find it easier to date and hook up but hooking up and being shredded brah are only tangentially related. Do it for you and not for other people.
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>>17476905
It's silly if it's not also supplementing the more important part of getting girls which is developing your skills actually interacting with them in a way that interests them.
If you're doing it thinking that girls are gonna just start coming up to you and wanting your hot body then you're deluding yourself.
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Moving on when a relationship ends 2016-08-19 18:49:54 Post No.17476878
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Moving on when a relationship ends
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My life was pretty much ruined (at least temporarily) less than two months ago when my girlfriend at the time decided to end our relationship. I had no expectations of this. She came up with the usual explanations. "I just don't love you that way anymore." "It's not you it's me" (she litterally said that), and "i've found someone else." The day after she said that the "i found someone else" thing wasn't something i should break my head with and that it hadn't influenced her decision. 24 days after she broke up, she's officially in a relationship with him.
I feel like fucking shit. My longest and most serious relationship with someone i truly loved, was finished without warning and didn't mean a fuck to her.
To make matters worse, i spat at her at a party.
I feel like such a fucking loser for all of this and i probably am.
How the hell do you get on with your life after this? I've completely lost her now.
So yeah please help, if you want :/
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Had this happen to me too OP. It's been 5 months and I still feel like absolute shit.
When does it start to get better?
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>>17476890
Can't imagine it will, though everyone says it does. It would be easier if i hadn't acted like such a cunt.
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>>17476878
I'm really sorry, anon
just give yourself time to heal, delete her from social media, don't contact her friends, try to pick a hobby maybe, but definitely hit the gym
it will all be good as time goes by and new things happen to you
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How do I get over depression without antidepressants?
Am i just being a bitch? Thinking like that only makes me even more depressed when self doubt starts to settle in
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I don't know you so I don't know how, but pretty much anyone can
Here's how I made it out without meds:
>got out of school
>devoted time to myself to think things over
>maintained contact with a handful of friends
>began to understand just what I was depressed about
after that I started managing my symptoms, which were undereating, insomnia, poor diet, lack of exercise.
Got into the habit of cleaning things regularly, and now I am studying on my own and getting money through part time jobs.
I don't know if any of these will apply to you effectively, chances are one will.
Like I said I really have no idea what is ailing you, chances are you really don't either.
Hoped this helped someway.
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>>17476920
Thanks a lot anon, i really appreciated it.
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>figure out what's the cause of depression
>work towards remedying it
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How can I deal with the insecurity of being a short man?
I'm just over 5'5" tall and I feel like no woman would ever want to be with me because of it.
I know that this is around average height for women and so there are a good number of girls shorter than me, but I read things about women's ideal height for their partner and it doesn't look good for me.
I feel really bad about it and I spend a lot of time looking up height-related articles, which just makes me feel worse. I end up convinced that no woman would ever settle for someone of my height.
I'm kind of expecting to get bullied for this post too, because 4chan hates short guys.
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Yeah, some bitches are gonna shit on you for being short. It sucks, but that's life. Do you really want to be with someone who would be that way though? There's plenty of other girls out there that don't care. Just focus on working with what you have. And don't be insecure about your height, that's a bigger turnoff than being short.
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No woman will put up with you if you're constantly obsessing about that detail. I'm going bald in my early twenties and still get female attention because I know they don't want to hear my incessant whining. Everyone has these insecurities about themselves, you just can't let it define who you are.
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>>17476864
You're both right, of course. It's just that the insecurity happens automatically and I can't help it. I have to try really hard to reassure myself that it's not the end of the world.
Thanks for answering.
(Not sure if I'm supposed to polite sage on this board)
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Want to kill myself today.
I have these, SSRI and some other stuff. Eating all of them will do good? I'm also drinking.
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pussy
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cool we don't care lol
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Dude just go to the store and buy a box cutter. Shit is one dollar and far more lethal.
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Will I be able to shave my head with this tiny trimmer? It's doing fine with my bush. I have average long hair.
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maybe shorten you hair with scissors first?
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Just buy some clippers you cheap bastard
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Fuck no OP those things hardly work on stubble. Hair is a real tough bastard to cut down at certain lengths get a hair clipper if you want it shorn down to that length
t. bald dude that trims and shaves a lot
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Finding relationships online (Not online dating!) 2016-08-19 18:14:48 Post No.17476811
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Finding relationships online (Not online dating!)
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I was wondering if it's even worth looking into, the online dating sites and stuff... I'm not looking into like, finding some person online and having screen sex, I mean meeting people close to you through some service and introducing each other. Is that even a thing, and if so, what are the best services for this? Anyone have any real experience in this kind of thing?
I haven't really done anything for a few years since finishing highschool. Work is a bunch of kiddies, and if they're my age, they aren't into anything I'm into. I don't go out enough to meet anyone in public, and I'm pretty shy in general so... The computer ruined me. Help?!
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>>17476811
meetup.com
but you can also just take your interests, google and facebook for local groups or meet ups or events or stores that host events and go to those.
no matter how introverted you think your hobby is there are at least people who want to sit around and discuss this
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>>17476816
I don't have interests and if I have one it would be hard to meet people who like that.
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>>17476837
>i dont have interests
than nows your chance tos top being retarded and try new things.
but ur answer is going to boil down to
>i dont want to
so why ask for advice?
>and if i have one it would be hard to meet people who like that
hard is not impossible. its why the internet exists, people with obscure niche interests can meetup. dont ask for advice if ur just gonna say
>nah that wouldnt work
without even checking.
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How do you clean up diarrhea out of a rock pit without a power washer? Is there any service that could take care of it and how much would it cost? All day I've watched customers drive up, get out of their car for a second and then get back in and leave. It's rancid but i haven't told my boss since he'll make me clean it.
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Bucket full of water you lazy cunt
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>>17476767
I wouldn't clean up diarrhea unless it's explicitly part of my job. Otherwise, it's management's problem.
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>>17476772
It's still going to smell and drive away customers. The problem is that the rock pit didn't have any drainage.
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My girlfriend was raped and contracted HIV. I still really love her but I cant have sex with her any more even with a condom. Im scared as hell. Wat so?
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>>17476758
Realize she wasn't actually raped and dump her
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>>17476758
What happened to her?
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Leave, she needs to find another hiv positive person to have sex with now