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It's a joke sign, but it seems really unprofessional to post something like that.

It's a joke, silly.

>>17480633
>unprofessional
Well aren't you a judgemental asshole.

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He switches the sign out for each client according to what he thinks is wrong with them, and he wanted you to notice it and feel bad.

Or it could be just a funny poster he put up.

>>17480606
What if you got drafted though?

>>17480608
Legally they can't draft me because an old law that forbids to draft me but not others

>>17480606

>Am I the only one who wants a third world war?

Are you the only one seeking escape from your shitty life through abstract grand schemes?

No, hardly. There are the zombie apocalypse guys too.

>>17480581
If you are willing to spend a little money you can buy more incubators to hatch multiple eggs at once. Other than that there really isn't much you can do.

>>17480607
I have 4 incubators with a single use left reserved for 10km eggs so it isn't a problem, I only really care about the 10km eggs
All I need is a way to move faster but not too fast

>>17480613
Do you have a skateboard, scooter, or roller blades?

>>17480567
Yes dumb, help Her...

Don't worry about what's "right" or "wrong", just worry about how your actions will affect. If you don't want to help her and you don't think it will harm you in any way (maybe if you don't your relationships with other family members you care about will be ruined or something like that) then don't. Morality is for faggots.

>>17481249
So you're saying it would be dumb to help her?

>>17480563
So she had her period around June 10?
When did she have the period before that? Does she usually have regular or irregular periods?

>>17480563
>we are both underaged
Then it's probably because her cycle isn't regular yet.

>>17480563
>>17481127
I meant July. Anyhow since you posted hours ago and might not reply before it gets archived:

If her period hasn't been regular for about a year, it could be due to young age. Periods may occasionally be skipped due to stress or other random factors as well.
If her last period was unexpectedly early, it could be a sign that her hormonal balance is a bit off (young age, stress, disorder) and it is possible that this next period is just late.

Pregnancy tests become positive about 2 weeks after ovulation, which in turn is 2 weeks before bleeding. Thus a test should be positive within a few days if she is pregnant. I don't know your abortion laws or views but it's important to know early if she is pregnant, don't delay it. Is there really no advice/guidance for teenagers/young adults where you live?

>>17480544
Whether she is actually sick or ducking you, you would move on and forget about it completely if you knew what was good for you.


Tell her to message you when she feels better, and if she doesn't, she doesn't if she does, great. Either way she's out of your mind now, keep looking.

>>17480549
What do you mean by "if you knew what was good for you"

>>17480556
If you knew the correct approach to take in this situation, you would tell her to text you when she feels better and move on with your life. The next time you talk is when SHE texts YOU. If she's actually interested she'll text you, if she isn't she wont. Either way move on and hit up the next girl.

>>17480533
Old people die. Why wouldn't you be apathetic about it? It has to happen sometime and it will suck when it does but there's nothing you can do about it.

>>17480533

You grew up.

Yes anon people die. Your grandfathers time is coming to an end, if you ever had anything u wanted to let him kno, nows the time, unless ur coming out to him. Might as well let the man die wit peace in his heart

>>17480493
any major cities nearby?

>>17480493
That's really creepy anon
You're only 18
Do you want to fuck 12 year olds?

>>17480493
you're not old enough to date younger than you, you desperate splurg. Get some confidence and date girls your age you beta.

>>17480491
Long naps during the day

>>17480491
Whatever it is that bugs you try and find it, once you do make sure to get rid of that shit.

>>17480491
A girlfriend sure helps with the depression.

>>17480477
Go adopt one

Why don't you want a woman?

>>17480477
Are you trying to fuck the daughter or something weird like that?

Anyway, I don't think it's that weird. I have often imagined myself as a single father, and though I've been in a handful of serious relationships ultimately I didn't really trust anyone to raise a child with me. I guess if it's specifically a daughter you want maybe you have some weird complex about female innocence, but parenting is one of the highest callings in life and it's pretty natural to not want someone else fucking it up, especially women and their bullshit.

>>17480460
You are experiencing what every single college student have been experiencing for almost two decades now
Did you expect to get a job in your field right out of college? Here is how it works
You start at Walmart, then move to McDonalds, then you move to retail then you loose your job because of drugs, then you take some shitty under the table thing for aw while before deciding to go back to college.to study something else and at the end maybe you will get lucky enough to make half what your dad made and be able to afford an apartment with more than 4 walls

>>17480460
You lucky prick
I had the most miserable three years of my cunting life surrounded by dickheads and a sense that I wasn't as interested in computers as I thought I was.
I let myself get convinced that second year might be better but that meant living alone for a year which was a barrel of laughs, especially when the family only calls to tell you how they hate each other (they've made up since then).
Third year comes around and I live with a chum I made in second year eventually and I thought FINALLY time to enjoy this fucking shithole, but no. First night he cuts a hole in the fucking ceiling because he locked himself out and for like 5 months I lived with a headache because the cunt was filling the entire house with fumes from his work with resin and plastic in the kitchen where people were suppose to make and eat food. There was a workshop on campus but he couldn't be bothered to walk 10 minutes.

I fucking failed my entire course because I didn't really like it, got convinced to do it anyway and just spent my entirely life perpetually angry.

You're fucking lucky mate.

>>17480474

Problem is I can't seem to get a shitty job.

>>17480447
If you're a gril, you're going to be sad and miserable when you're 40 if you continue persuing a career. If you're a guy, theres literally no problem with being the breadwinner, infact it puts hair on your chest

>>17480447
I guarantee that you're a woman.

I hope you choke on a dick and die.

What a particularly special image of overwatch so I'm guessing you're a guy

>I've been dating a someone
>Than they
>They are a
>THEY

What the fuck?

Anyhow you sound like a dumbass if you think money is something that conditionates how you should feel about a person. Have fun being alone

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>Pg 7
>no replies

Fuck you guys

>>17481109
What did you expect from this place? You're not asking some retarded question about a shitty relationship. I was about the same as you OP. Nothing you can do but keep trying with new people into you find friends who like being around you.

>>17481109
What kind of advice are you looking for? You made a bunch of statements but didn't ask anything.

>>17480356
post your nudes

If you cant even do that then fuck off

>>17480370
word

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>>17480370

More lubrication, OP. Go with more foreplay, and use lube for now.

You could try using her vagina, too.
Joking.

Unless your dick is the size of your forearm, she shouldn't bleed after the 2nd time. Try the lube. If that doesn't work, she needs to call her doctor.

Is she cutting herself pre sex? Consider a psychiatrist

>>17480360
She's positively soaking by the time we get to it, we do plenty of foreplay. Typically she even climaxes and after a moment she wants the D. Is that not enough?

No, my dick's very much in the average compartment (despite her thinking otherwise).