Ok, this is not even a real situation but more like an opportunity: I want to fuck my niece.
In short, she is a sexy 20yo girl and I'm his young 23yo uncle. I'm a virgin, she is a slut, like you can see the lust for cocks in her eyes.
There's been sexual tension between us sometimes in the past, but nothing too serious and anyway I didn't take advantage of it because I'm a beta loser (it was a long time ago, but I've not changed much). She invited me sometimes to go out with her and her friends, which was a pretty strange thing to do since no one else in my life did this sort of thing.
I want to fuck her so bad but I don't know how. Is it a bad idea to just ask her? I think she just broke up with her boyfriend
Don't be a homewrecker. If you get found out she'll say you took advantage of her to clear herself out of any guilt and get you ostracized you from the rest of the family. Not worth the risk.
But if you're fine with the risks just spend more time with her and she'll bring out her true feelings for you soon enough. She might be trying to set you up with one of her girlfriends. Have you considered that as a reason for her actions?
buy her and yourself some drinks and then have some retarded baby's with her
>>17481073
I thought that maybe she just wanted to make me feel like I was worth something since I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm depressed, but idk. She is clearly a slut but yeah I'm not super sure about her being willing to fuck me
I don't even know if she has girl friends lol, always seen her with boys
My girlfriend was screaming at me in the car and I yelled back at her.
Now she's crying in the shower telling me to get out because I "scared her" and I'm "one step away from being abusive."
Are guys supposed to just accept being yelled at and hit without responding in kind?
>>17480893
There is very little context here, but i am going to completely give you the benefit of the doubt.
If she hits and screams at you without being provoked, and then when you respond with screaming (again you could have said ruthlessly abusive things, idk what went down, but i am assuming it was non-threatening language) she says she is being abused. If this is all true, you are in an incredibly abusive relationship and should get out asap.
Though i suspect there is a lot more to the story which doesnt make this such a clear cut decision.
>>17480902
I was late picking her up for work today. She got in the car and started screaming at me. I apologized calmly for about 10 minutes but she kept interrupting me and screaming in my ear. So I shouted back at her as loud as I could, "Hey, I can scream too!" and she immediately started crying.
She's hit me before and I've never yelled or hit or back, but today I yelled just because I wanted to prevent her from getting so worked up that she might hit me or try to get out of a moving car.
>>17480902
>There is very little context here
>i suspect there is a lot more to the story which doesnt make this such a clear cut decision.
Pretty much this.
The fact that you're choosing to look for validation on 4chan while she's currently freaking out in the shower is also batshit. Get off the computer and go talk to you girlfriend, or at least think of a reasonable way to patch things over while she's finishing her shower.
How do you get over pride?
>>17480881
That's a stupid-ass question.
Give situation particulars.
The general answer is "By understanding that being prideful is not optimal in the situation." Though it might be.
Well, it's been said that the opposite of pride is humility, so i suppose you would have to humble yourself.
>>17480881
Basically what >>17480891 says, depends on situation.
my dad and mom is smoking pot rn in their bedroom. how can i prove it tomorrow?
also I live in shithole middle east country so it's not normal
pic unrelated.
>>17480860
Why do you care?
>>17480860
Fuck off and give them their privacy
>snitching in a third world muzzle shithole
Enjoy your beheading
Alright /adv/, I need some advice. I'll start at the beginning.
A few years ago, I became best friends with this girl in school. We never hung out outside of school because I never had time (I ended up having to fill my mothers role and take care of the senpai). I liked this girl a lot and she liked me, though we never talked about it to each other. I didn't want to bring it up because she was a year and a half younger than me and I hadn't turned 18 yet. I didn't feel right about it. I ended up just moving on, for her sake, though we remained friends. Well, the school year ended and we ceased contact for a couple of years.
I ended up moving two hours away after being homeless for half a year. Then on my birthday a couple of months ago, she messages me out of the blue. Happy birthday and all that jazz, one thing leads to another and we start talking about what had been going on in our lives. She tells me she has a boyfriend who moved away and only texts her once a week, though she's been more prone to begging for his attention due to this, though she doesn't want to seem clingy. Couple of days later, she tells me she wishes we hadn't grown apart cause we could have still been best friends. Says she wants to get an apartment together. I'm all down and excited for this, though it would take some preparing.
All the sudden we are texting almost everyday for like a month and a half straight. I guess, just becoming best friends again? Maybe not.
She's always sending me selfies, talking about what she's up to, just talking about things in general, and all this time I want to tell her about how much I care about her and miss her, though I refrain because of her bf troubles and that we havent seen each other in a year or two.
Conti...
Well, we talk a lot and nothing out of the ordinary happens but my feelings are growing hardcore ( this girl is perfect. Smart, funny, beautiful, and the most amazing personality ive ever seen in a girl). Fast forward to Wednesday, I tell her I'm going into cities till the weekend and wonder if she wants to hang out. She tells me sadly she has no days off. I suggest maybe after work. She doesn't respond and then changes the subject a couple hours later. Well, I leave to the cities and text her, but she doesn't reply. Thats fine, nothing out of the ordinary, these things happen. But now its Saturday. She hasn't even read my messages since the day I left, though I know she's been around. Ive been completely ghosted and I'm devastated. To make matters worse, I'm at a family get together just hiding around cause I'm upset and don't want to bring others down. Am I over thinking this? Or could something else be going on?
Inb4 op is fat and ugly.
I'm actually very attractive and quite romantic. Girls used to offer sex to me though ive declined and cut them from my life. I just want to know if maybe I did something wrong. I need a second opinion.
>>17480882
Just to clarify, I dont want to make the wrong move cause she was serious about this apartment thing. But i don't want to get myself into a stupid situation where the next six months of my life are dedicated to getting myself into a situation that will end up not happening.
After six years of keeping myself single, I just want to start a family and have a good life.
Come on guys, bump
So, after almost 3 years of smoking pot, I've been weed-free for the last two weeks. I quit because I was afraid of the time slipping away, realizing that I have almost no memories of the past few years beyond moving into my stoner cave, and to curb the terrible anxiety I was getting about everything (I turned down two job opportunities during this time simply because I was too anxious about interviews). I also couldn't shake the existential funk I was slipping into (I'm 26).
Since I quit, I've been feeling pretty apathetic and depressed, with small bumps of feeling normal, but no real motivation or drive to do anything. I just go to work, come home, and go to bed. Then on the weekends I just browse 4chan idly. If friends want to do something, I do it, but I rarely enjoy it.
So I'm asking--does anyone else with experience get where I'm coming from? Does it get easier, or have I permanently damaged my brain? I'm trying to do 90 days, but sometimes I just feel so... gray.
>>17480832
The way you are feeling has nothing to do with drugs. You had escapism and now you don't, that's the only difference.
Cut out the internet and you will feel even more empty.
Going back to weed isn't the solution.
>>17480832
you need to do some thrill seeking
even just watch a horror movie that will get you legit scared
trust me depression leaves real quick when you're afraid, and after the episode ends you tend not to be depressed because all the energy was spent staving off your terror
also try physical exercise, you're probably living a sedentary life
>>17480843
I never said I was going to go back to weed, I just want to know if this is normal.
>>17480845
I do need to get back to the gym.
Are there any legal matters concerning unusual body modifications in Europe?
I want to have my breasts cut off and I'm not sure if a normal plastic surgeon would be down for that.
Can I ask why?
>>17480831
I don't like having tits. I have to wear bras and stuff.
>>17480841
I don't mean to sound rude, and I guess there's no way of not sounding rude....But, maybe you should get a psych evaluation, that isn't rational thinking. It turns out that people who get gender reassignment surgery were actually just mentally ill and end up killing themselves post OP most of the time.
Here's what our relationship was in short
>almost 3 years
>best emotional connection to anyone I've ever had
>most beautiful woman I've ever called my girlfriend
>THE BEST SEX EVER BAR NONE
>spent a good deal of time in the relationship while I moved away due to my enlistment in the usmc
She broke up with me last November on the drive home from the airport. And needless to say I was heartbroken. After I could hardly see women for more than sex and told myself I would never see her again because it would be to painful to do so.
Well I give her her Christmas present and go on my merry way. Months and months pass and she has yet to send me some of my things I left with her, and she has a Christmas gift of her own that she is dying to send me. Many more months of excuses of not sending my things to me and at this point I'm really starting to come to peace with never seeing her again.
Well I post on Facebook about how I'm going to be home on leave for 5 days and how if anyone wants to meet up and call me a loser to my face to do so. I almost right after get a text from her saying that she has my things and that I should get them from her, that we could meet anywhere, and that some bad things happened to her over the last semester.
I reluctantly agree, and things go surprisingly well. Reminiscent of our very first date together we could have talked forever if I didn't have dinner plans with my family. As it ends, I extend an invitation to her to go on a date with me the next day to see a concert. And in two years when my contract is up if we're both single and able.
She accepts both
The concert goes well, we go back to my place where I want to pick up a bottle of champagne for her And her family since to me its a celebration that things have gone so well.
We start to kiss and dance in the dining room and eventually have sex. Its 100% consensual and it still the best I've ever had.
We end up saying goodbye. I drop her off, the whole car ride she's holding my hand and whatever.
We meet up just yesterday for lunch to talk about how weird but wonderful things have been. She is back from a trip and seems to care for some guy she met there who goes to her college. This is fine to me except I don't think he wants anything serious with her because he said that if he had to label his desires with her he would smack the FWB label on it.
I tell her that if she thinks that she's actually ready to be single again that she needs to do that and not worry about him. Not to mention that she shouldn't just have a FWB with someone because that's really not like her. We both feed on emotional connection when it comes to sex and that stuff so physical and sexual things with this guy don't really interest her.
After some more champagne last night, we get to dancing, and dancing leads to kissing, and kissing leads to us having sex again, this time better than 3 nights ago and was seriously amazing.
The thing is, I wonder what she thinks of us when she says "we're just friends"
I think she's using that to protect herself and us from potentially getting caught up in something that is best left untouched until we can actually pursue it, if and when it's feasible.
What do I do? What do you all take from this series of events.
I'm not totally clueless but its confusing to me and exciting and good all the same time.
>>17480826
lel, she's using you for temporary emotional support to probably get over some Chad that dumped her recently
Leave her while you're still on top.
You can leave a chad and walk away from the blackjack table while you're still up
or you can lose it all by playing another hand. (and you WILL lose it all) Happens to everyone who gets back together with their ex.
Your choice chief.
really need some advice
>friends want to book 5 day trip to spain for all in all around £400
>tell GF
>she flips her shit saying i never think of her
>says im a gold digger bitch because she has spent so much on me over the year
>I am repaying her for spending money on me in london
>paid her around £150
>planning to give her £200-250 more when we start university term when I get money
>I am able to do this trip because I get my previous hose deposit money back
>want to do this because we all head back to uni in September
>she says I use her
>never make plans with her
>Instead of treating her after all shes done I spend it on my boyfriends
>Says I never tried to do something nice for her
>says if I cant see this then we should break up
Like wtf? I planned to giver he like £300 in September and I can't afford to take both of us (will be around £800). She is pushing for me to use this money and book something locally???
>TLDR i want to go spain for 5 days with boys, GF is mad because she's done things for me in past and thinks she deserves a treat away
WHAT DO I DO /ADV????
Paying off debts should be your first priority whenever you come into money. Learn to live within your means - this holiday isn't within your means.
>>17480765
Seems like she's keeping track of debts rather than give to you as a partner, and is using said debt as leverage to talk badly at you.
Tell her to lose the attitude or lose you.
>>17480781
>>17480775
just to clarify, I owe her around 50 more £. I am giving her 200-300 because of her housing predicament at uni (she got put in most expensive accom) even though she didn't want it.
She sees it as me not taking her on a romantic get away (Sees it as me not trying) and choosing my friends
Okay so I just have a question concerning the way in which my case is being handled by the local police. Awhile back I was caught giving a cigarette to a minor and after being searched they found a small amount of drugs that I had. They told me that they weren't charging me with the drugs and that I was only being charged with contributing to the delinquency of a minor for the cigarette thing, and the citation that they gave me was only for the CDM charge. Then when I spoke to them again a week later they told me that now they've decided to charge me with possession for the drugs they found on me that night too, and that they would contact me to let me know my court date. I'm wondering if it's even legal for them to throw out a drug charge at the time of the search, and then bring it back up later without providing any proof that they found the drugs on me to begin with. Does anyone here know enough about the law to help me out with this? If so it would be greatly appreciated.
>>17480764
I assume they took the drugs you had? If yes, of course they can charge you, that shit is sitting in an evidence locker with your name on it.
>>17480764
Throwing out the drug charge, depending on your state and the drugs you had on you, likely wasn't the arresting cops decision. Next, the charge was never "thrown out" as you put it. As the state prosecutor, or the judge of your case didn't throw it out because it never got that far. And don't even bother bringing up "proof" the officer that detained and gave you the citation made a report of the encounter and most likely listed you had drugs, there's also possible dashcam footage from his car depending on where you were standing and if he had another officer with him he has more than one witness. There's also other proof they could have on you. What they are doing is in fact legal, and you tucked up. Call a lawyer.
Okay how about this, I used to have a prescription for the type of drugs that they took off me. When they found them they were in a plastic bag but I could claim that they were from an old prescription and that I lost the bottle. If I can provide proof that I used to have the prescription do you think they would buy it?
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>>17480751
I claim this thread in the name of the Inquisition of Pegasus
>>17480829
If you retards paid attention to the first question in the OP, then we wouldn't have the problem in the first place
How do i make my ex-girlfriend love me again?
Cant make her, she decides whenever to or not.
You probably can't, and really shouldn't.
>>17480742
why?
How do I get pussy?
I want to eat pussy
>>17480706
go to walmart in camo and wait in the back to school ailse
Classic alphabet method. Write out every letter with your tongue. Always worked for me. Sluts might find it passe though
>>17480706
OP if you can't get pussy in the 21st century then you don't deserve the benefit of that particular reproductive activity.
How do I calm the fuck down
/adv
There is this one guy I know and I apsolutly despise him, I know everyone has that one guy they hate but I feel that i'm at a point where i'm just gonna curbstomp this fucker.
I am literaly at the point where my blood boils whenever his presence is neer me.I just need some tips on how to chill the fuck out.
>I know everyone has that one guy they hate
No we don't. Sure, there are people we dislike to some extent, but actively hating someone like that usually means you have some issues. I have no idea what, but you should figure out why you hate this guy so much and do something about it, because it's clearly not healthy.
Kill him. Do it.
Let the hate FLOW through you
>>17480694
I wont get into details but I hate him because he lies about things like depression to get sympathy and attention. Everyone knows he lying but noone is man enough to call him out except me and a couple friends and when we do we are called bad people by the same people that know hes bullshiting.
The whole situation just rustles my jimmies real bad.
Hey got this for 15 bucks some old lady said it was her sons that moved out just a few months ago there were 5 other ones, one bigger than the other but I didn't want to feel like I was scamming the old lady, so tell me /adv/ was this a steal of a deal or was this 15 dollars sounding about right, also what's the resale value of this
>>17480639
Probably 15 bucks
Only think I'd want out of that is the fans, rip the shitty stock fan off and see what processor is under there
>>17480647
I'm not the most tech savvy person (there's a reason I'm posting for help on here) so idk what you're talking about, just wondering though, do you think it still runs? Can it I don't see a graphics card, or am I retarded