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Really don't get this girl 2016-08-17 20:13:01 Post No.17470723
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Really don't get this girl
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I really can't understand this girl.
>being seeing each other occasionally for about a month
>always have a laugh and good time when we meet
>taken things slow so far
>see each other maybe once or twice a week
Pretty much every guy she meets is into her and for some reason she picked me, I think because I'm dry and blunt like her and I don't judge her. Anyway, I digress...
What I don't understand is why she takes so long to reply to messages (fb, texts etc.). We're talking about 36 hour response time. Last time I spoke to her it was about going to get a drink and some food down by the river and she replied straight away saying that she really wanted to go but was taking a swim. I responded saying what about after that and then nothing. no reply at all. That was about 5 hours ago.
This happens all the time. I would just drop it, but then she asks me out again and we meet and all is fine and dandy. Am I getting massively friendzoned here? what gives?
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i think if you want to continue seeing this girl, you should being it up with her in a non confrontational way, and if it doesnt change after that, leave the relationship
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>>17470723
DISCUSS IT WITH HER AND NOT WITH AUTISTS ON THE INTERNET
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>>17470723
She may be busy. She may be thinking of what to say. Or she might want to respond after a long time so she doesn't seem too into you or too easy. Chicks look at their phone 24/7 and sometimes intentionally don't respond quick.
My advice: Don't read into texts too much. What matters is how she acts with you in person. But if she's flaking and taking hours to respond to every text, she just may not be too interested. Wait and let her text you first instead.
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hey there,
I met a really nice girl from Tinder.
We met 4 times, before I finally found the athmosphere right for going in for first base on the fifth date.
We had really fun times before that, but I was somewhat a bit too shy - and so was she. So that was the time for first kiss. (we hold hands, but I somewhat did not act at any on the other dates apart from that.)
After we was making out, she told me, that she thought, that I friend zoned her, and thought that I was just needing a friend to talk to - and she started arranging dates again, but did not yet went to any yet. But in her mind, she thought this was not going to end like this, and she feels like I crossed her plans.
After some makeout sessions, she went home. That was two days ago. Yesterday I asked her, when to meet again, she told me, that she need some time to Think, if she really whishes this whole thing. We casually chat all the time though, and I am not sure, how to act, what to do. Be like an alpha, and demand her to make her mind? or be calm, and understanding, since she tells me she wants to meet? I went with the last one, but really curious, what you guys think.
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seems like tinder is not the best keyword to user here?
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>>17470630
>First kiss and uses tinder
She played you so hard faggot. Why would you believe such a lie. Fucking betas drueling all over themselves as they get first contact with females. That's an obvious red flag. What were you thinking with?
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>>17470718
seems like you misunderstood me: not my first kiss, neither hers.
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How do I ask a stranger out first time meeting them that is outside of a church, school, club (both the degenerate and "chess" kind), or work setting?
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>>17470623
what?
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Start talking about what both of you are doing. Don't make it look like a pickup. Make a connection by learning about the others person goals and interest. Ask the person to meet again maybe tomorrow at the same time and place . Next time you meet exchange contact. Walaaaaa go on a date
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>I gotta bail, you got a number I could reach you at?
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TL;DR Girl I love is terminally ill and she pushes me away because of it. What to do?
Ok, so story goes like this. Half a year ago I met my ex and we fell in love from the very start. There were many problems however caused by many different factors (mainly differences in character and my inexperience in romantic relationships) so we were breaking up and getting back together constantly. After a long break circa 3 weeks ago we reconciled and decided not to get back together, but rather to have this kinda dating period which will allow us to get to know each other better without commitment. For last 2 weeks however she was shut all the time: she always claimed she doesn't have time for me, we barely even talked or texted and she was always mad, more often than not spilling it on me.
Yesterday I started argument with her about her behavior. I told her that I'm sick of how she never has time to even text me while she obviously does and I don't want her to treat me like her enemy. She got extremely upset, started crying and got very mad at me. But then she dropped the A bomb: for two years she knows she has cancer and she's living on bought time. I knew she has it but she always ignored it as she claimed it's benign, but apparently it's much worse. While it explains her depression and sadness it makes me even more worried about her mental health. She's very young and talented person and yet she does nothing of value because she's shattered by the realization.
What should I do? Right now she refuses any and all of my attempts to give her my support. I love her very much and she loves me too but she won't forgive - not because of what I said because in our arguments much, much worse things were happening and we always reconciled, but rather to keep me away from her in some kind of self-defense mechanism. What can I do other than being strong and patient and giving her all the love? Any similar experiences you can share with me?
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>>17470583
Tell her to get over herself and stop treating you like a child... she wants to be with you she needs to cut the shit out, if she wants you to leave her alone she needs to say so.
Better be firm now and leave her then puss out until it explodes and have her unable to reconcile before she dies.
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>>17470613
I really don't want to be hard on her right now. Not unless she'll start throwing some heavy shit at me.
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Find a Djinn to unwish the previous wish you made to be together forever, only a Djinn can remove a previous wish.
Then you can see if it is truly love.
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What do I do for my bday? 2016-08-17 18:13:04 Post No.17470490
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What do I do for my bday?
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Pls
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Do you have friends?
What are you hobbies?
Personal idea would be go skydiving. That shit EPIC.
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>>17470490
Is it today?
Happy b-day, or non-b-day, as it applies!
Meet friends, get drunk, blow something up (blowing candles out also counts), and pass out! Do you have any friends?
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what age?
if its a big one (18,21, etc), take your family out to a really nice resturaunt like the Ritz or whatever, then hang out with a small number of your best bros for the evening
party the next day
if its a normal one, just hang out with friends and hit up a bar or club in the evening with them
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Is there a quick way of resetting a Facebook account? I want to delete everything except for friends.
The last time I used it was when I was a retarded 15 year old and I can't go back and delete everything manually because it's a lot of shit and I'd cringe all through.
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Haha I know the feeling. Then you get some stalker at work who asks you about some cringe worthy photo from 2012.
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>>17470426
I know that feel bro. The only easy route is to make a new account and tell your good friends to add that one. Could also maybe ask a Facebook mod to delete everything off your account but your friends list. Otherwise, get in a Skype call, listen to music, have something entertaining on in the background, and get to unliking all the pages you've liked, hiding all your posts from your timeline/making them private, and unfriending everyone that is nothing to you. I had to do this last year, I didn't post too often so it didn't take too long. It's very worth it in the end though, having peace of mind that no one will know how retarded you were and hold that against you now.
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>>17470426
>create a new facebook account.
>just go to your old friends list and add everyone
>then go to old account and delete the whole thing
protip: dont make new posts
there is no reason to post on facebook. if you use it for conversation, converate with them. but when you do this 'stream of consciousness' post that doesnt have to do with a specific person, you open yourself up to future cringing.
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Explain why in my dreams, when I'm trying to fight someone, run from danger, etc.... My limbs are always very heavy and slow to move, or the foe is always extremely sturdy and resilient?
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>My limbs are always very heavy and slow to move
I fucking hate those dreams
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>>17470386
>My limbs are always very heavy and slow to move, or the foe is always extremely sturdy and resilient?
because you're in a bed and not actually capable of moving very much. There is a conflict between the reality (you in your bed) and the dream. Your subconscious state still plays a part in the dream.
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What you resist persists. The reason you cant flee nor fight effectvily in your dreams is that your facing something theres no escape from. its all subcouncious shit you have to look at what issue in your life you are avoinding dealing with . Just my 2c
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Few weeks left until new semester in uni starts. How can I make a quick buck online without taking my clothes off or finding a SD? I was thinking of learning of how to use FL studio and make some tunes then sell them. Any other ideas?
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>>17470340
Not online but
>https://www.uber.com
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guy or grill? what do you rate yourself? what are your hobbies ?
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>>17470360
grill. What do you mean by 'what do you rate yourself?' My looks or personality? I am shy person and it takes time for me to open up. Welp, I like taking photographs, reading or simply drawing. (Don't suggest this option cuz my works are not brilliant also I don't have artistic background).
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I lost my virginity to a prostitute a few hours ago. The penetration was protected, the oral was not. She seemed clean since I saw no symptoms of warts or other telltale signs of stis. This was the first and only time I'm using one because I just wanted to get my first time out of the way.
Should I get tested?
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>>17470319
>a few hours ago
>no warts
do you see why you're retarded
>i just wnated to get it out of the way
if its so pointless that you could pay a prostitute to take it, then its not worth losing at all.
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>>17470319
You're probably safe. Depending on where you live prostitutes get regular check ups and the chances of catching something are low.
That being said, getting tested is always a good idea. Keep in mind not all stds show up immediately.
Also congratulations on losing your vcard. Don't let any pessimists get to you.
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>>17470333
Sure. If I go a clinic ASAP I can get tested to see if I did pick anything up right, even if they don't show symptoms straight away?
Hey /adv/, I met a girl like 2 months ago online and we've been talking everyday from then. She's smart, fun, interesting to talk to, we share the same passions and hobbies, we get along pretty well.
The thing is that we live like 250 km apart, we met once in a town nearby from me and we hanged out the whole day, I swear I hadn't have that much fun the whole summer, the 6 hour train trip was very much worth it.
Now, I have no idea how to approach this, her past relationship was also a long distance one and she still has flashbacks from it and sometimes she comes to me for relieving and all that..
I really don't want to fuck this up and don't want to end up in the so called friendzone either, how do I manage this, guys?
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Tell her the truth
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How much do you value her as a friend?
How much do you want to date her?
How much does she hate long distance relationships?
Even if she went with the LDR it would likely not go too well and there's a good chance that it would just die out alongside your entire relationship with her.
Think about it, only you can make this decision, there's no right answer. Weigh what matters.
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>>17470281
where r u from
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how do I cope with being a cis white male in modern society?
I am scrutinized and devalued simply for having been born.
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Lift weights, don't do drus. Become the best man you can think of. No one will devalue you. Also, watch Million Dollar Extreme <3
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>>17470243
Spend less time on the internet. SJWs are few and far between, and most people just don't give a shit as long as you're a decent person.
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Go outside and realize that you're not outside of virtual liberal echochambers.
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Hey guys I have a question regarding phimosis:
I used to have phimosis, which means I had trouble pulling my foreskin back, but through stretching and working slowly on it I now can pull my foreskin back no problem. When my penis is flaccid it's very easy but when my penis is erect pulling my foreskin back and up again hurts and my foreskin is very tight. So if a girl tries to jerk me off or if I try to have sex it actually hurts my penis.
Can this problem also be solved through stretching or am I fucked?
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Theres a steroid cream for this, talk to your General Practitioner about it.
>i have phimosis
I dont like handjobs, blowjobs are fine but I still cringe at the first few seconds when they pull it back like a wrapper for a candy bar. Sex time is hoping shes really wet, if not then the first few thrusts are winceful.
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i guess stretching sounds like a good idea if it really is too tight. also try using lube famalama
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>>17470217
Had phimosis too and read that stretching wasn't good. Still did it everyday while mastrubating and would now say that I don't have phimosis anymore. I'm sure if you google it you'll here other stories of men who stretched
I have a severe mental illness.
I cant stop it. Its like instinct. I get started and i cant stop im just pure animal instinct.
For the past few months now ive been waiting for my family to be out of the house then i tiptoe to the laundry room or into my sisters room, take one of her worn panties then jerk off while im sniffing it or sucking it in my mouth. I watch porn sometimes on my phone while i do it mostly incest porn. I usually cum 3-4 times this way and when i finish a large feeling of guilt washes over me and i tell myself this is the last time.
But i never can stop myself from doing it over and over again.
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You again? FUCK OFF! Be an hero.
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Casual reminder that every day is repost day
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>>17470183
I hope I can wear a dress like that in public someday, male.
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Am I fucked?
Two years ago my first real love said it wouldn't work. We dated for 3 years. She broke up saying I drank too much. She thought I couldn't enjoy her pressence without alcohol. She was the first woman I ever told I loved her. I dated other women before, but just liked them instead of love them.
I never really stopped drinking, just paced myself a little. Though even after two years I randomly start crying over her. I have no idea how to move on, and am a dating wreck. To a point where I consider even the most gorgeous women fuck ugly. I even lost some really good friends. Because after the break up I lost my job and just stayed in bed for days. I know there are people in the world with bigger problems. But this break up has wrecked me hardcore and I want out, but I can't. How fucked am I?
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stop drinking retard
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>>17470166
I think straight edge is scary. I don't drink as much as I did and merely pace myself. Also, nice advice man.
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>>17470166
This
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How do i make friends online? 2016-08-17 15:04:49 Post No.17470031
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How do i make friends online?
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Whenever i see someone online i have common interests with and want to befriend them, i always feel like a creep and it usually doesn't end well. I feel like i'm not approachable or something.. I feel even shittier and insecure to talk to people.
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Through gaming
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Have a social media handle that is easy to memorize (snapchat/instagram) and tell them (at the end of a gaming session with them) to add you on snap/insta to 'play again some other day'.
Boom. Thank me later.
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>>17470040
What if i dont play any games online?