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>>18646026
Its the first sign of AIDS.
Go to the doctor immediately and tell them what you've done

>>18646026
>one of those large syringes
What the fuck are you talking about anon? You'll have to be more specific than that, but it sounds like you were trying to give yourself an enema, correct?

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The only reason I did is because I wanted to put something up my ass and I was really horny and forgot my dildo and my dads place

>>18646023
That was Chirnside wasn't it?

>>18646080
Nah

Could always try getting into a trade. You're a bit old for it but if you prove that you want it and that you're aware it's shit pay for at least two years they'll jump on you because you're not a retarded 16 year old.

This precious friend of yours kicked you to the curb the second she thought it would tarnish her rep. Are you retarded? Why keep a friend like this? Have some self respect.

Go up to her and tell her that her behaviour in all this is disrespectful and if she wants to continue this friendship that she needs to apologize.

Have friends that hold parties.

Become good friends with a social butterfly, or be someone's trusty friend who's always here. Now the steps to do those things is a completely different topic.

Have friends
Be enjoyable to be around
Be ok with drinking and drugs
Know how to talk to girls without being weird

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Best advice I can think of (at 1:40 am at least) is not to worry too much about "most attractive" is, as that tends to be more of a mainstream and basic wide appeal. If you have any hobbies or subcultures you're into, those could really help expand your view on what people can consider attractive. Take 80's punk culture for example, someone into that sort of thing could easily find pic related much more attractive than what you posted. People have all sorts of different taste (hell just look at the thicc vs thin debate), and expanding your view beyond the common thot seems like your best bet.

>TLDR find a circle you're comfortable and click with

>>18645997
Find your own aesthetic and run with it. And just being polished and put together in general helps a lot.

>>18645997
It makes me sad reading this as a guy. I see more and more girls dye their hair to whatever colour is 'in' etc to look generic and boring. There's no denying that there's an audience for it but it isn't the best for a relationship to be built off appearance. I actually dislike anything unnatural like dye or even makeup which makes it hard for me to be attracted to any girl since so many feel the pressure to wear their looks like a badge of honour.

>>18645981
idono ask fit

bjj is gay, i prefer muay thai, but in reality not much will protect u from a stab wound so just getting really big is the key idea if youre paranoid about getting mugged or whatever, thugs dont mess with big dudes

Boxing you fagget

Muay Thai or Krav Maga or something.

>>18645964
What is the main component of this topic agent?
I try to help you but without further information I cant do this.

Shit, phones auto correct seems to be going full retard today, sorry for the errors in the next.
Ex bi *blurted out
*i'm not homophobic. Fuck knows why it got changed to 'morning' haha

You feel threatened because you fear that she really could ditch you for a layyydie and now you're trying to process the fact that you might have to compete with whole other group of people to be adequate for her. I don't think this is an unreasonable thing to feel intimidated by. Let it go for now. Keep note of how often she brings it up. If it seems like she's using it as a pressure point, you might need to contend with that. I can't give you any further advice. I haven't had to deal with this problem in particular.

you don't. you just keep sinning until the day you die, but right before you do, you ask god to remove your sins. bing bang boom.

Step 1: Consider what action you can take right now that will best glorify God and steward the part of His creation you have been entrusted with.

Step 2: Do that thing.

Repeat.

>>18645937
Fuck man fuck you that's my plan

>>18645904
More than 4 hours above 5° C is unsafe.

>>18645904
It's fine, and it'll be fine for a few days at fridge temp. Look into cooking and eating a bit more meat than usual over the next little while- it's not good to try and re-freeze.

Also: meat can be pretty damn awful yet be perfectly edible (and sometimes even more delicious,) when cooked thoroughly.

option 1) get a cooler with ice and put meat in the cooler
option 2) cook and salt the meat and put it in the 'freezer'
option 3) kill yourself

Take shower

can you get to the drug store real quick?

first and foremost buy some flushable wet wipes. dont wait for an emergency to have em, why not use em daily? your anus deserves the same comfort you allow the rest of your body.

you can also buy an anal douche. just make sure you lube it up extra good. dont just stab it in to your hole. the best you can do is lay back in the shower, have the nozzle lubed and filled with water and ready to go, and life your legs. start by gentling massaging around the anus with a lubed finger, and just kinda massage it in circles. it will eventually open up. THEN Stick the nozzle in, and put the water in.

your poop will slide out with a very minor cool burn. Afterwards use wet wipes to clean, or take a shower after. Always use wet wipes to clean your anus, and then use a fragrance free moisturizer to stop it from drying out.

and like the other anon said, if wiping hurts too much and you cannot get to the drug store, just poop and then take a shower.

>>18645875
This seems silly, but I have a moral issue against the regular use of wet wipes in modern society. They clog up our sewer systems very badly because they don't decompose like toilet paper does, costing cities (the taxpayers) billions of dollars to extract. They extracted a shit ball from the London sewers that was the size of a whale somewhat recently that costed the city a bunch of money.

Anyway, I might do the anal douche thing. My pride and sense of moral integrity went out the window as soon as that sauce hit those open sores. Thanks.

You could always get into a technical trade, like a CNC programmer or a welder or some such fuckery.

>>18645851
I concur

go back to school? 22 is not old

>>18645822
As someone who has bpd as well.
Be there for them. Even when they're frantic and telling you to leave. Be the constant

yeah, dont. its that simple. if youre mentally normal do not get involved with someone with bpd.

you cant fix people, sounds like you need some therapy yourself

Medfag here. There are dozens of causes of hiccups. Your diaphragm may be irritated, you could be in a low-oxygen environment, have eaten too much, air trapped in the stomach, or stress. Go outside, put on a meditation tape, and do some deep breathing. If it persists for more than 24 hours go to the emergency room.

Poke it with a stick, or flush it, close the lid, and feign ignorance.

>>18645816
A plunger?

>>18645816
Put more stuff in the toilet, it'll weigh it down and squeeze it through