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do what i did, be honest about your feelings, but acknowledge that you wouldn't even want to do long distance cos that shit is fucking hard.

we are still gr8 friends and it turns out now that she is at the very least sexually attracted to me, and she likes to help me masturbate on cam. :^)

>>17593732

you recognize it as an escapist fantasy since the likelihood of it working out in a satisfying way are really slim. sure it happens for some people, but some people also win the lottery or look iike stephen amell or have legitimate youtube careers unlike max.

it's really just a blackhole of emotion you're putting yourself in. you're going to spend a bunch of time and feelings thinking about this useless scenario and you're not going to get anything substantial in return. it's best not to feed into these kind of addictive behaviors, because that's what it is, an addiction to the idea of the perfect girl.

you gotta do some soul searching and figure out why you're in this position and take steps to getting away from a place where you fall in love with strangers online.

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After a few years I said I'd see her in the summer and flew there. Pic related, ignore the timestamp the camera settings were wrong.

Our life goals and personalities mesh though. Most people think they have found the one, and they are perfect etc. You'll know if it's good enough to work in reality (after a while).

bump.
I want answers

Your age ÷ 2 + 7

half your age plus seven is the standard

>>17593722
Eat her out. All you dumb fucks who think it's all about your dick are inexperienced in how to make a girl cum multiple times in one go.

Scrap the Viagra, you do your foreplay and then you go down on that pussy with your mouth and hands and you don't come back up until she cums at least once. It'll take a while but every time a girl cums it gets easier to get her there again because unlike guys, girls have no rebound time and can keep going and keep a portion of the stimulus from before into the next round.

I recommend getting her there once or twice and then going for actual intercourse. That way she'll literally be warmed up and be more sensitive to your dick.

Actually I'd recommend getting her there a couple times before you go in but considering its probably your first time doing this kind of routine and you might mess up (which isn't a problem and is alright) and end up taking longer to get her there, I'll say once or twice before you go in.

Also a tip for foreplay: stay away from the vagina. Make out, kiss her body, upper thigh, boob massage, etc just stay away from the vagina. This really builds up her sexual tension and will make her want it more and more. Finally when you are ready to go down and lick, the first vaginal kiss is important. It's the moment you've been building her up for this entire time. A basic but effective first kiss technique is to start your tongue at the base of the vagina near the taint and very slowly moving your way up with your tongue. Making sure to let your tongue be wide and lick the whole vagina, put a decent amount of pressure into this lick. Keep going until you reach the clit, here really lighten up on that pressure, barely lick it as you go over and then press your tongue into the area just above and hold it for 1-2 seconds. Then reserve your way down, light on the clit, and do one final press with your whole tongue covering her entire vagina with a lot of pressure. Grab hold of her hips if it helps

>>17593920
add pressure. This should be more pressure than what you applied coming up first and you should keep you tongue there with that pressure for 5-7 seconds. Boom amazing first kiss. Do it well enough with a LOT of good foreplay before and she might cum just from this first kiss. From here, you could repeat the process again or just do what you want

Seriously though, look up more cunnilingus techniques. What a lot of guys fail to understand is that most of the nerves in the vagina are actually on the outside and edge, not deep within. Of course a good dicking will feel amazing but a guy who knows how to eat will make a girl cum buckets

>>17593695
it's better than being dead, nigger.
you don't understand that feeling anything, even the worst thing in the world, is better than literally nothing, you wouldn't even realize you can't feel.

You'll just stop existing in your mind.

>>17593695
Well you haven't seen the world yet anon. It's beautiful out here.

That's for you to decide. You can't be told, you have to learn for yourself.

You stand at belts and sort packages. Depending on your location population wise you could either be slammed or could be normal paced. All in all not to bad just dont get flustered a couple years down the road you could be offered to be a driver. Id take it the pay raise is massive and you can retire off it.

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>>17593691
I had a job interview there just two weeks ago

The interview is SUPER easy. They basically ask if you can life 70 pounds, what you currently do, and if you are available M-F for pre or PM unload. They only care about your hours of availability. They will give you a tour of the facility and give you a mini-training session. You're almost guaranteed a job.

I decided to work at Publix instead, but I did get accepted for the job. From what I know, it's very hard work. You lift boxes with no A/C and just a 10 min break. The boxes don't stop and you need to work at a certain pace. You will sweat a lot and you could majorly fuck up your back if you don't use the proper form, which they teach you.

But it's a great first time job. No dealing with customers or annoying co workers. Just you and some boxes. You will work with a Scanner guy, who will help you with irregulars and 100 lb+ things. Benefits are great, but you need to work there for 1 year to get them The job also has room for advancement since it runs off a union. Work as a handler for a while, and you can go into management or become a driver, who make like 85k

In my area, you take home 170-200 per week. On some days (holiday season), you will work OT. On some days, they won't even need you and you can go home.

As I said, decided not to work there since I can work longer hours at Publix in an A/C environment, but AMA if you want

>>17593728
Im just afraid I'll fuck it all up and get screamed at lmao

>>17593684
Well even more good news. It kills the pleasure of masturbating even if you don't stick anything in there assuming you do it within a couple hours or so of trying it.

What the fuck man? How could this lie have been perpetuated for so long?

interesting.

>>17593684
it's a real thing. Search videos of people doing it with their partners.

I do advise getting the fuck out of Kansas, but you gotta just do it, dude.

>can't do anything stressful

well you'd better figure out what you have to offer, because in the working world "non-stressful" is mostly synonymous with "low-paid"

>>17593678
I have musical and artistic talent out the ass. Doubt that is supposed to do much, but for what it's worth, this is my deviantart http://heyomontana.deviantart.com/ and I play violin, piano, bass, vocals, and drums, and I do it all well. Right now I have a radio spot live in Kansas for one night, unpaid, as part of university... which I'm too sick to take any other classes for, so radio's the only one left. I'm not giving that up.

>>17593678
Also thanks.

>>17593658
It'd be real weird if it comes up and he didn't know

depends on whether you want a relationship based on lies or not.

>>17593658

If you're in a relationship with him, yes.

At what point you tell him is completely up to your common sense. 1st or 2nd date is probably too soon whereas 2 years into a relationship is probably too late.

Use your head but, in no uncertain terms, you have to tell him eventually.

Bait.

>>17593651
Sending flowers anonymously and talking on the phone without identifying yourself is what the world calls stalking.

I'm really concerned that she knows it was me who sent the flowers and called her that night. What do?

>>17593642
good fucking luck, the grass is always greener OP.
But if it's a good relationship and you love her, stay. Seriously stop fantasizing about the what ifs because if you leave, chances are she'll resent you and think she's not good enough and you'll be stuck thinking what if you didn't leave.
Don't be a piece of shit. Count your blessings.

>>17593642

>I have to break up with my girlfriend
>I don't want to break up with my girlfriend
>What do I do?

Keep dating her for the rest of your life and confess and your deathbed that you've only been with her because you were too afraid to leave.

Thats the only logic option in my mind.

>>17593642
Well do you know for certain that you absolutely want to explore around? I'm going to break this down.

Since you still love her but just feel a little stuck and want to explore "for now". The best outcome that you want is to take a break from your relationship with her, go out and live and explore, and then when you're ready, get back together with her.

The problem lies in that if you take a break, it might not be a break but an actual break up and you'll really hurt her and are worried for her well being since you helped her with her problems. Well here's the thing, you have to think about what you'd be asking of her. You'd basically be asking if she could be put on stand by and wait for you while you go mess around a bit until you come back. Could you really ask that of her? Well in all reality, no. No one would agree to that. To make it fair you'd have to be okay with her going around and having sex with other people too just like you. It would have to be mutual or else you'd come off like a controlling ass.

Considering how deep of a relationship you have with her, you gotta ask yourself if your temporary urge to explore is worth risking everything you've built with her. Because no matter how swuave you are, there is always a chance the worst could happen.

...isn't it considered creepy to just message a girl on facebook like that?

You already lost him, at least his exclusivity. He may still be interested in you, but he's also probably interested in your friend as well, although I doubt they've already hooked up if they left 2 hours ago, but no, you shouldn't call them. Realize that you fucked up a couple times through this process.

Also, why the hell would you bring a friend to a dinner date with someone you were interested in?

>>17593645
Plenty of people do it nowadays, anon.

Clean up the organization?

gather evidence, blow the whistle, do your job and clean up the organization while you're at it.

Oh, to clarify: at this point the whistle has already been blown, the court cases are pending, and USAG and its lawyers and its insurance already know they're in deep shit. These effects have not (yet) trickled down to smaller member organizations, such as the one where I currently work.

what were a lot of ur arguments about? and who started the arguments most of the time?

bump for interest

>>17593604
>calls me that same morning, she's in tears begging me to explain why exactly I broke up with her, asking me if I still love her
>I tell her that I was sick of her being angry all the time and fighting over petty bullshit and treating me badly whenever she wanted
>she fucking begs me to give her another chance, still crying a river
>my heart melts and I give in, tell her my conditions
>she agreeds not to get mad anymore and to stop giving me bullshit for anything I do wrong or forget
>she's been respecting her promise for around a year now
>notice that she's become much more submissive and attached to me to the point when she asks me before doing anything and doing everything she can to please me in everything
>BUT I start to notice that she is not the girl I thought she was and whom had the traits that I loved
>she does not read books, she is not even interested in her career
>she doesn't have much goals in life other than marrying me and making a family with me
>after a while her family has shown her true colours maybe because I am closer to them now
>her father is in control over everything in the house and doesn't let anyone do fucking anything unless he says so
>he also has anger issues and even treats me badly sometimes when he's fucking pissed
>her sister is a shallow cunt who does nothing but complain and talk behind people's backs, even mine
>her brother is a dumb blockhead with no future and no aspirations at all, yells all the fucking time around the house like a madman
>mother is an old fashioned woman who spreads around myths from the middle ages about illnesses and remedies and my gf eats all that shit up

Cont.

>>17593574
>I think my ex boyfriend is dating someone else
>ex boyfriend

So what is the problem?

>>17593574
Did you dump him or did he dump you op

>>17593574
>Any advice on how to feel better?
Become better. Lift weights. Learn Korean. Become a great chef.

If you are worried about your value, become more valuable.

>>17593526

Join us next week for another exciting episode of "Things That Never Happened"

Cont.

>he flips out
>I tell him to stop being a little bitch and fight me
>he says okay let's meet at this gym and well have a one on one in the parking lot
>call my black friends from the boxing gym
>they know what happened, so they're down to help me out
>bring like 5 of them
>get to the parking lot at the designated time
>retard friend actually showed up by himself thinking it was going to be a 1 on 1 fair fight
>me and my black friends jump the shit out of him and vandalize his car
>we all take pics of his id so we all have his address in case he snitched
>never heard from him again
>fast forward to today 4 years later
>got a new job
>and my manager
>is this douche bag who I jumped with my black friends

I have 0 remorse over what I did to him. But I need this job. How should I handle this? Do I just ignore it? I'd beat the shit out of him again honestly. I'm not worried about that

>>17593526
Next time you post a thread about how retarded you are, instead, shove a cactus up your ass and shut down your computer.