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>>18650986

start sending them threatening letters but re-frame the story. dont do it like you're an annoying neighbor. do it like you're a stalker who is out to get the children.

>>18650986
Record them and take it to the authorities.
Or you can catch them one by one, tie them up and store them In the closet for a few hours.

Fire

You have worms, you troll

I get itches when i have diahrrea.

>>18650980

is it just an itch or is it also a burning sensation? sounds to me like you have hemmeroids.

Get a gf.

>>18650981
I don't want one
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>>18650988
Why not? Are you gay?

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Here's a picture of the options on the washing machine I use.

>>18650976
What temperature setting are you using?

dumb ass
cold water + fabric softener + soap for clothes you want to maintain relatively fresh wash with like colors

hot as shit water + more soap + fabric softener for dirty shit like socks and underwear

go to your local theatre and contact the director/asst director and ask how they did it

>>18650983
Just interupt people and ask? That sounds autistic.

Most loans can be consolidated by a third party lender into one. I had about 95k separated amongst my loans and parent plus loans about 14 different loans. Only downside is if I decide to take the full 10 years to pay it off the 6% interest will throw on an extra 35k.

Try to get as many loans from the government as possible through your school or parents, if that doesn't work see if there are any non bank loans you can get ( I got one specific to Texas Engineers). If you're in a STEM career like CSI that has a base of $50k-75k salary, you can pay it back with no big hassle, depending on your circumstances.

Yeah learn about everything even things that you won't take in collage
Since you have taken c++ start next with pop tuning c# then java
Try to find good courses on youtube, udemy and Linda.
Tip: you can access Linda for free tuning your city library card
Getting a min wage job is not a bad idea and will improve your skill with managers

>>18650947
Thanks for the response
What's Linda?

I worked in construction before going back to school, I have team work experience, team leading, and manager experience already - it's the technical stuff that I fall short on right now, leadership is probably my strength

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNlaYnEVQ5HiRLCuv6RXHKA

Also see this channel

>>18650933
Go into econ. You can get a bachelors being fairly dumb at math, unless you actually want to go into academia. Believe me, my retarded ex girlfriend has an econ degree, you'll be just fine.

I do accounting but you need work experience to get into this field or good luck getting a job.

Dude nobody is. U Only get better with practice. I just graduated 2nd class honours:upper division(4.3/5 cgpa) in chemical engineering and I'm just an average joe. Be humble, patient, cool headed, rugged in learning, Make good friends (hardworking course mates). U gotta live with your choice bro, love what you do. E.E. is good. Take that cert! The choice is yours, E.E. or Econs, it's going to take work to study anything to satisfactory. How about you start your own business until you find your passion? Goodluck.

How old are you?
What's your job?
Do you exercise?

>>18650934
I'm 20, I work from home (w/ 7 full-time work hours) and I exercise occasionally. (I've been meaning to get exercise on my daily schedule but it always slips my mind)

>>18650954
But what is it you do for work?
Also you have a comfy ass nice mattress? Maybe your mattress is shit and causing you to toss and turn all night unknowingly

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Hey Anon, It's really simple you just gotta make sure she trusts you. After you did that it will maybe take anywhere between a day to a few years to sex her, Good luck friend.

>>18650955
>>18650923
This.

My current thing is still a virgin at 22.
She felt I was special enough to want to lose it with me after two weeks of dating but was so embarassed she didn't tell me til we started to attempt having sex and I noticed she felt different and was in quite a bit of pain with just my hand.

Just take your time, don't be nervous or have her nervous.
I literally had to wrap her fingers round my dick giving a HJ because she just kinda mashed it. She's getting better over time and I don't judge her for it.

If you feel anxious/nervous or judgemental it won't help her. She's probably pretty nervous about it herself.

>>18650955
I mean, I know I'm more on the slow side of things but I take at least 5-9 months before sex is on the table lol.
>>18651144
Ah, my first handjob I felt some precum and thought he was finished and stopped. Blueballed him accidentally because I was ignorant to how dicks worked. Thanks American sex education.

OP, girls like this just plain do not know a damn thing about your dick, you're gonna have to teach her as this anon suggested.

Follow the other person's lead and add your own bits at the end of reply.

>>18650913
It's a skill you can learn with practice.
It kinda snowballs as you grow more confidant.
Have more conversations and just try harder. Careful to gauge the persons interest level and not bore them. Let them talk about their shit and be interested.
You're probably a bit spergy so be mindfull of that

You asked out a taken girl and when she declined, you feel betrayed? Had she left her boyfriend for you, what kind of person would she be? I understand your feelings of disappointment but I don't really think this is her fault. Move on, cut ties with her if you have to.

>>18650902
She didn't say anything concrete about her bf so I asked her without knowing for sure.

>>18650921
She has one nonetheless. Just bad luck man.

>>18650880
Light drinking games; Alcohol is a social lubricant

What are you gonna cook?

Raspberry steaks and baked sweet potato topped with chick peas, hummus, and cherry tomatoes

Any suggestions on games? I haven't ever played any drinking games really.
Only like cards against humanity, quarters, and beer pong

>>18650939
Sounds tasty if a bit haughty

Take a look at http://www.webtender.com/handbook/games/
You can even sort by "buzz level" for your desired drunkiness. If nothing else, "Never Have I Ever" is always a great standby to get to know people. DON'T play cards against humanity if they all know each other and you are a newcomer. It just sets up a weird dynamic

Make sure you find out what kind of alcohol crowd this is (wine, coolers, beer, shots, whatever) so you can have extra on hand

don't sweat it man. Not everyone is a genius. Find something you are good at and stick with it.

Same here, more or less.

All that has really changed is experience, perspective, and knowledge.

Seems like once I hit 17, I just stopped counting birthdays. Now I'm old as fuck.

>>18650813
Men mentally age slower than girls and even slower if they dont have to face controversy or responsibility. I still wear graphic ts as a 28 year old but I also wear button ups and nice jeans or khakis if im going out. I am making house payments while still enjoying video games. Im also in the military and am in charge of a department.

Not OP. In engi what's the difference between meng( included in 4 years as beng +1yr meng) and msc(separate)?

>>18650796
Mainly that its a composite course; consequently rather that being first awarded a BSc, and then going on to your MSc, you will be awarded a single graded MEng. Hence the assessment is usually different, a separate MSc course can easily have a small project/dis focus, whereas MEng students typically have a large final year project. It may also require you to take more difficult modules in your third year, and have a different set of compulsory modules.