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I am always angry,It's always petty shit that gets to me and now I'm just tired of being frustrated with everything.

Any ideas?
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>>18651596
When a person gets angry it's because a moral standard they hold has been broken. If your not aware of what thing was broken. It will manefiest into other things from your day to day.
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>>18651596
I find that a nice long pull of meadow scented Clorox brand bleach helps quell my anger. I suggest you do the same. In fact, why not try now?
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>>18651720

>Be me
>Be at small comfy city in Andalusia called Marbella
>fast forward 9 years (16 year old)
>knows /pol/
>Realises how much deep shit and lonely you are
>Wants to rectify it
>Starts to take care of self
>Goes to gym for 1 year and counting
>Wants girlfriend to not be lonely
How can i get a date, i want a girl i can safely call girfriend without cucking myself, are church mouses viable?
Pic unrelated
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No meme replies please, this is serious

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21 y/o virgin here with a virgin gf

She finally wants to fuck this weekend but I'm not sure I'll be ready for it as I think I've completely ruined myself with various degenerate fetishes, porn, and a once a day masturbation routine and as a result can't get aroused normally. I've been told that jerking it to explicitly imagination while simulating a vagina or mouth as close as possible (i.e. no choking or death griping) will help, but its a real fucking workout trying to get hard then stroke to climax purely using imagination. Only tried it once and went right back to porn the next day just because I didn't feel like I could keep up the routine.

Maybe I'm weak willed or doing something wrong but I've got a feeling that this problem wont fix itself on its own. What should I do? I'll probably be sleeping with her this Saturday night so that leaves me roughly 3 days to do whatever to try and fix myself.
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>>18651582
Stop masterbateing and look at zero porn.
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Maybe don't fap for a couple of days?
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>>18651592
>This
Just do a no fap routine and then It should be easy to bring it up Anon.

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>Be me
>Generic white guy
>Get role for porno film
>Told that I have to cum all over her breasts at the end
>Boss says if I don't cum enough he will find a replacement
>I'll send link to video once it's out in about a week, but I need to know how to maximize my sperm making in under a week.
2 rules to keep this from becoming a /b/ tier thread
1. No Sex Medicine.
2. Please don't shitpost.
I am open to questions.
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>>18651560
What's your definition of generic?
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>>18651560

don't fap from now on
eat healthily
stay hydrated
get your sleep
fap exactly once the day before the shot
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>>18651560
Zinc supplements. Incredibly cheap. Also onions. On day 3 of this you will cum buckets. On day 7 you will be a cum truck

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I don't really know what I'm doing wrong. The past recent matches on tinder that I've managed to have a good conversation with just suddenly stops whenever I bring up the idea of going on a date. It's nothing even extreme or sexual, I mostly suggest coffee shops.

Pic related was just the last one that had happened. I know that anime was brought up I do not do that all the time. The conversation ended up going in that direction.

Is it just too sudden to ask things like this? We've had a back and forth exchange going on for the past day or so. I just feel like since this happens often I'm doing something wrong and would like an outsider's perspective on what is going on.
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>>18651559
The travel back in forth for work? That could be s turn off.
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>>18651559
>"Actually there's this nice coffee place I've been meaning to try, we should go this weekend"
A line that came straight from /adv/ if I ever saw one, lol.

I think the one in the pic is being polite and not all that interested, but it's hard to judge from that part of the conversation alone. The wording of the line you used seems a bit forced in that context though, at least to me.

I'm all for early arrangements, but you need to pick your moment better. Usually works best after something resembling a laugh.
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>>18651630
Entirely possible.

>>18651655
Yeah I've never really thought about that. It does seem forceful looking back onto it. I'll try to be more conscious of that next time.

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how do i be more mean? I have "friends" that i hang out with and they are rude as fuck like really fucking rude.

I know i can kick their ass but i always worry about shit like someone sucker punching me if i try to fight or headbutting me and breaking my nose because they don't seem tough or anything just really big douche bags and they're like too mentally ill to interepret human emotions and shit and i don't really like to be mean or fight and shit i like to just chill with people and talk and shit
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>>18651544
Find new friends.
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>>18651544
How long have you been hanging out with them? Like are they spiteful towards you? I mean if they're just banting then just bant back some people are like that. But if they are going out of their way to spite you they don't like you. Or if you play back and they suddenly turn angry then just fuck them.
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>>18651561
no they are definetly being spiteful arrogant ass holes

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NEET here. I'm going to start a web-based printing company, where I will enlist the work of third world children to make t-shirts and other prints for me. Is this a good idea? I have 18k in the bank to start it up with.

Don't want work hard for my money and I will never get a job where I make above 40k a year. If there's a better, easier idea than this please inform me.
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>>18651510
Where did you get 18k?
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>>18651510
>where I will enlist the work of third world children to make t-shirts and other prints for me
So you're going to start a sweatshop? Good luck not being sued.
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>>18651515
Wrongful death lawsuit.
>>18651532
Well what do places like 4rtscow use then? That's what I want to do.

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So I've posted on here a little , but this is really my first post for advice , so I was dating a girl for about a year , My friends and hers thought we had a awesome relationship but it was getting kinda stagnant we didn't do anything together much and we decided to break up , I heard that about a week or so before we decided to break up she was talking to other guys and I kinda called her a cheat but that was a lie and I get horrible about it and she hated me for about a month or so and we both moved on , but this year we have a few classes together and she started texting me and stuff talking about us being freinds and starting clean , and we started talking but , it's turned into her never starting the convo or continuing it , almost me talking to a brick wall , and I don't know what to do , she ignored my texts for a week and I was like what gives and she texted back in a few seconds ohh sorry I forgot I think she's trying to be passive aggressive but I do value her as a person. /adv what should I do , should I end it and never talk to her agian or just come clean and talk to her about this ? Any help will be appreciated
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There's a balance. open up and talk to her about it. if you decide to keep it on a just friends basis thats ok

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how much of a crutch is mental illness in terms of getting into a decent school? will i be less likely to be admitted if i offhandedly mention that my bpd or autism has been a challenge? i'm not going to make this the focus on my application but i'm just trying to see how far i can get with it as someone who never tried in school. i want to apply to school in-state that has a japanese exchange program to see if i truly enjoy it there, but, they all seem pretty tough to get into.
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Unless you've actually accomplished something with your life despite having a mental illness, you're just going to look like you're asking for pity points.
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>>18651526
does making it through school count? my parents were both incredibly poor highschool dropouts

in fact im the first in my family to make it into college
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>>18651557
>does making it through school count?
Any moron can make it through high school. Unless you got exceptionally high grades while being well-rounded in terms of extracurriculars, you don't have a chance.

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>20 years old
>Have average face
>Go on Tinder
>Swipe right on girls that are fat and ugly because I just want companionship
>Get rejected by them as 4 days go by and no response

What kind of profile is the most attractive?
I have like 5 straight face pictures and one smiling, but I wonder if such pictures are creepy like my sister said they are a while back.

It might just be because I'm Hispanic, and there are a lot of white girls on Tinder, but I don't think that's really it as racial prejudice is irrelevant to me when it comes to dating.
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>>18651470
How about you give it a fucking week before you start freaking out?
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>>18651470
Is there just a lot of competition for men?

I noticed most men that use it are attractive, and I bet they're messaging as many women as possible.

I fear that if I'm not telling lies about my life, I'm not going to attract what I could. I don't dress according to social expectations, and that might be devastating my response rate.

I'm not one to wear a watch or cut my hair.
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>>18651470
google tinder ELO and stop swiping fatties u low self esteem mfer

I'm socially awkward and I'm going to a uni where no one knows who I am. I have no friends who are girls and whenever I talk to girls, they never seem interested. Clearly I need to work on my social skills. I'm not ugly, or fat, or have BO and I dress nicely. I'm just really bad at interacting with people. How do I "get game" before college? I don't want to spend another school career sitting in class making no friends. I want to lose my virginity and then some when I leave.

TL;DR How do I make friends with girls?
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Is your issue that you have no friends, or that you have no female friends? Because you say you have no friends who are girls, then say
> I don't want to spend another school career sitting in class making no friends

Also having female friends does not guarantee that you will lose your virginity.
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>>18651460
I have friends but they're what you'd expect from a KHV
>Also having female friends does not guarantee that you will lose your virginity.
I know but I still want friends who are girls, not just guys.
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>Smile
>Be friendly
>Make an effort to learn other peoples names
>Most people like talking about themselves, so ask them about their hobbies and interests.
>Show interest

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Hey /adv/. This choice isn't fully reconciled in my mind, and though I start electrical later this year, I'm aware that I may be able to switch over to mech.
>what do?
Mechs can do pretty much anything, bar most electrical stuff, and Electrical dudes are pretty much limited to electricity, which is in itself a huge field. I loved the work and calculations for it, as well as the chance to work in energy in the future.
But my dad's friend who is an EE recommended I reconsider;
>college will be insane maths
>specializing is a bigger thing in EE
>mechs have more fun on the job- wide range of responsibilities+designing physical stuff is fun
I'm stuck.
I want to get into computers and software, which EE can allow for quite well, unlike ME.
>IT is never not important
Although my love of engines and making stuff makes ME seem more fulfilling.
I'd appreciate your views on this. Thanks.
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>>18651455
Decide where you want to live.
Search job market in that location.
Ask yourself if you will be able to apply for any of these job with the education you are going to do.
Pick the thing which offers most jobs/ highest pay or you would just like it.

But as far as i see it, it is all STEM degrees and engineers will aways have a job no matter what. Good luck!
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Both EE and ME have courses that are exclusive to them that have very difficult math courses but they aren't the hardest
EE's end up doing basic mechanical stuff and ME's end up doing basic electrical stuff all the time
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Thanks dudes. Ill remember the advice.

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How do you get out of the stranger-zone and into the friend-zone
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I would rather be in the :stranger-zone" than the "friend-zone."
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Be witty and interesting and enjoyable to be around

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How does a LDR relationship evolve?
What happens?
I'm about to enter one but i'm not sure if is it worth it or nah
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>>18651399
LDRs almost never work. One of you will eventually break down. We weren't meant to have LDRs. It simply isnt in our DNA
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>>18651399
Not worth it unless you visit each other in person
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Statistically, not one (1) LDR relationship has worked out.

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So I have been searching for a job for about 6 months or so now and even though there are plenty in my area I have been unable to get more than 2 interviews, both of which were back to back by Arby's and Dial America. Since I haven't been able to find any place that will hire me, and I am already 19 years old I have been thinking about joining the Navy. Seeing as it is the most promising military branch in my eyes, since I have a fear of heights and the airforce is a no-go, I am at a dilema.
So, should I join the Navy or continue my job search for a couple more months? Any tips on the job search or any suggestions? Maybe a link or 2 to home based work?
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>I have a fear of heights
Part of your Navy training is jumping off of the side of a ship higher than your typical diving board.
This is in case of an "abandon ship" call.
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In my opinion, unless you have had a boner for the military all your life, joining the military is sort of a last resort. Do you not plan on getting an education? Or can you just not afford it?

Entry level shit tier jobs are your best bet right now. How bad was your interview with Arby's?

>fear of heights
There are different jobs within each branch. If you join the airforce, you aren't forced to be a pilot. You can literally just get a job sitting at a base fucking around on a computer.

But you might have to climb a few walls during training.
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Continue your job search. Join the navy if you want to serve your country and want military work experience. If you're doing it just because you can't find a job, halfway through basic training you'll realize it's not worth it and washout.

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