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>>18654203
Doesn't happen to me, you must have weak cum that can't properly make it out your shaft

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>>18654203
The urethra functions as a channel for both semen and urine
If there is semen left in the urethra it will be pushed out by urine when you go to the toilet, this is what you're seeing.
It's not anything to worry about

OP here. Oh I'm not worried because I also ejaculate, but I just wanted to check if anybody else has this happen to them or not.

Yeah my cumming is quite weak.

cut down the doses a little bit until you go back to your normal state. either that or talk to a doctor.

baby don't hurt me

You know when you're feeling sad as fuck and they come to you saying "hey what's up" and you instantly feel good about everything again?

Or when you're at work thinking about what they're up to, and you can't help but laugh at the stuff you guys did the night before?

Or when you feel like that "3 masks" philosophy is bullshit, as they see the real you all the time?

Or when you feel the need to improve constantly? Not because of insecurities, but because you want to be the best for them?

That's what love is.

At least for me. Been in a relationship for a decade now.

>Do people in committed relationships actually love each other, or are they together because it's comfortable and it's easier than being alone?
I settled and dated a partner just because it was easy and I didn't want to go through the trouble of finding someone else; even though I had plans to break up with said person. I developed strong feelings of attachment for said partner however.

>How long does love last?
Nothing lasts forever. For example friendships can end or fade after a while; just like love.
However, they both can be maintained or rekindled.

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Retarded son also has retarded friends, what a surprise.
Highly insecure girl falls in love with retard son's friend for looking hot and taking interest in her.
Retard son wastes the money which belonged either to his mother first or his sister which wouldn't have wasted it, at least not as badly. Retard son's friend wastes blue eyed girl's time, anger AND future/potential by limiting her to a redneck shithole in the bumfuck of nowhere with equally shitty neighbours/acquintances that cannot offer the girl anything. Oh and the retarded friend gets her pregnant and then leaves her with enough children so she and the kids live like shit together. That's not all. Because the girl's genes are recessive, none of the kids inherited anything good from her.
What else? Ah yes the girl also had anger problems and sociopathic tendencies inherited from her father, as well as other things.

So tell me doc, is the world a fucked up place or what?

The shitty part of America is a magical place, more magical than Russia.

>>18654172
I know those feels, anon. My ex divorced me 3 years ago also. She was the best thing that ever happened to me.

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As someone on the 7th year, can confirm, it will never get better.

>>18654172
have you tried to date another person in that time?

>>18654169
Get over it anon.

In my teenage years, I used to be afraid of any attraction I felt to anything other then a woman. But now I don't really care anymore and I still consider my self straight. But when I get horny, I'd screw a male camel for all I care.

>>18654167
Break up with him. Simple as that

>>18654167
>am i at fault?
The obvious answer is yes because you are dating this guy.
Just break up with him.

>>18654199
>>18654207
I TRIED but he is so sad, he makes me feel like he loves me sooo much and I'm making a mistake by hurting his feelings.

She a ho.

>>18654159
it's technically just a threesome, she probably is somewhat interested in you and hopes this shit turns you on

I'd have preferred she try turning me on in a different way. : (

Although a guess in a perverse twisted way it's a bit of a turn on.

>>18654153
It's not wrong.

>>18654153
have a threesome with them

>>18654230
No thank you

Sleeping on a soft mat only instead of a bed is okay or most people
If your hair are short you can probably stop buying shampoo, conditioner etc.
Not being ashamed of picking up clothes from the trash, after a good wash they're perfectly fine, just don't tell people where you've got them maybe.
Dishes can very well be used for lunch-dinner or dinner-breakfast to wash them less often.
No idea of how you could go lower than 3$ a day for food, i'd assume you already drink tap water and that's good.
Entertainment is your brother's needs vs yours, if you're a true rock just go the public library or a park and chill there.
Lights on less, heaters low, water faucets not to the max, short showers and never ever use the bathtub.

You're probably already doing most of these things but eh, just in case

>>18654209
Long hair but i'm trying to use less soap and shorter showers.
Trying to eliminate my use of heat even at winter.
the only light i use almost is the light from my computer.
But yeah most of these i do.
Got enough clothes to last for now or at least Christmas so i might get new clothes as gifts.

Only high spending thing i do is use my computer a lot. but i want to be able to do that at least. Not that desperate to save money.

Are you overweight or fit?

>>18654149
180lbs/80kg at 6'2" so not overweight but I don't really exercise that often either

>>18654149
>>18654157
I lost 10kg in the time after I left my gf by the way

>>18654132
Just curious how was your parents relationship?

My dad cheated on my mum a few times and finally left her for a woman over a decade younger and that all made my life hell, very unhappy family home with serious substance abuse pretty much no guidance or carer from as young as 10, I literally didn't go to high school.

Anyway, so I'm also really into cheating. I want to fuck my friends girlfriends too the thought really turns me on, but anything cheating gets me going, for instance finding out my ex cheated on me just made me really horny and I fucked her profusely before dropping her. I also like the idea of cheating on my girlfriend but only by being "made" to as in I wouldn't want to go seek out someone to cheat with because I just couldn't do that to someone that is trusting me but the 'though' of some ridiculously hot woman seducing me and making me cheat really turns me on, I would never do it though because as I said I just couldn't do that to someone in a relationship if I'm in one that means I'm committed to someone and I take it seriously.

I also wouldn't fuck my friends girlfriend because I'm just not that much of a prick, evidently loyalty is important to me when it is established properly - ie; I will fuck your girlfriend if I just met you and I don't really like you but I won't pretend to be your friend either.

So what to do? Well some guys like fucking their girlfriends with their friends or just letting them fuck other people, this does the trick for me and as for the seducing thing I'll probably explore that fetish some time when I'm single and can be bothered by telling girls I meet I'm in a relationship.

Nothing in life is "normal" but there is being a cunt and not being a cunt and that is a choice you have to make. Personally I find life more enjoyable not being a cunt.

>>18654160
y father is very much older than my mother and has had several wives and othe children with them.

They have some fights now and then but have stayed married for a long while.

But it is a problem right, shouldn't I try to loose this fetish

>>18654132
I love that shit, too. It was electrifiyng playing footsies with my friend's girl while we ate dinner at a restaurant. It was hot as fuck when wrapped her leg around mine when sitting in a booth with a group of friends. Older now though ao I wouldn't do these things. But if you're 21 or something just make sure she isn't crazy.

>>18654054
You're right. Unless you're model quality they aren't there to meet people, they are there to work.

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>>18654059
>tfw I will never have a cute wageslave gf

>>18654054
During small breaks just start up a conversation with them. Get to know her first and then ask her to coffee. It's that easy.

If she says no, move on

Anyone

No you're just an edgelord who think he's different.

>>18654122
Maybe

Can someone help me find gf

There is honestly no such thing as being too ugly to have a gf. You can always aim lower.
Usually guys are expected to make the first move so if you see a cute girl talk to her and try to get to know her. Don't expect to make every girl you talk to your gf rather just start of trying to make a friend. Worst case scenario she's taken but knows other girls that might be interested in you.

>>18654041
it's all in your head man. Do one new thing each day and one day you will be making great things.

What you need kid is a passion. For me it was religion and politics. I got dragged into it, loved it and made it my focus.

Choose a passion that makes you strong.

And whule you are searching for that passion you will fins and experience great things