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How do you find a dominant gf?

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>start talking to girl in class at uni
>knew each other as classmates, didn't personally talk, for two years
>ask her out on a date on the third day of talking at 22:00
>didn't reply, but next day, hear she is in the friends group I'm going out with
>after friends leave, we get lunch alone
>talk about stuff, feel very compatible, instantly connected
>tells me about her life and relationships
>on an on and off relationship, haven't talked for months
>guy breaks up with her after 10 days of us talking, coincidence
>ask her out again, comes, had fun, try to kiss, avoids
>ask her out once again, comes, had fun, try to kiss, avoids, says she likes me
>tell her I would like a relationship, says doesn't want to get hurt
>okay
>ex calls, wants to get back, didn't reply, same day she calls me and cries for an hour about how she gave everything and he still treated like shit
>tell her it's okay
>at this point, know this is going nowhere, have fun talking anyway, she is a good person
>days go, getting too attached, too many feelings
>she admits she is attached to me
>tell her we should stop talking, don't wanna get hurt
>says okay
>decide, fuck it, hard to find good friendships, so keep things formal and talk, call her and tell that
>talked for hours that night about she missed me, doesn't want this to end, promises me she will never date anyone, even though I never mentioned anything
>talk everyday for hours, I talk about things, she talks too, realize she has been hurt so many times in the past (not relationships, just by people), find out she is depressed
>know too much about each other, too open, always want to hang out, does things playfully with me
>if I get busy and don't talk, next day, she calls and tells me how she missed me
>never wants to hang up, hear too many 'I fucking missed you' while she is falling asleep, even though it's a day of not talking

-cont.

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>Advice for sexting for a straight guy?

>Advice on dirty talk for a straight guy to say during sex?

>Advice on flirting?


Please share your stories, experiences, advice, etc

Thanks bromigos

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More of a curious survey than asking for advice, but I figured it could fit here.

What self produced thing makes you happy? What is your internal source of happiness? What keeps you going?
>Something you do
>Something about you
>etc.

Posting these because I don't want "Him/her" answers. What about YOU makes you happy?

Example. I'm 20, and one thing that makes me happy is playing piano. I'm only a few months in, and relatively shit at it, but I can play a few beautiful songs that surprises people when I tell them I've only been playing a few months.

Whenever life has me stressed (A moderate amount) it washes away when I start playing.

What about you guys?

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why don't motherfuckers ask you questions on fucking tinder?

I ask these three tinder bitches all the questions, I make all the jokes and do all of this other bullshit including plans and expenditures, and it's like all they are is my fucking audience. They just get to sit there and watch me fumble around like a fucking autist while they get heaps of questions and shit about their life, goals, dreams, whatever. and what do they care about my life? Ha! I haven't gotten a single fucking question about anything about me at any point for the last two weeks that I've been talking to these bitches.

ANd, yeah, I know what kind of responses I'll get: "OP stop being a fedoraborne 'nice guy'" and "lol OP's a cuck" and whatever else. SURE. have at me! At least make some comment -- objective, subjective or interrogative -- about me, because clearly that's something which comes at a fucking premium.

God this is so utterly fucking frustrating! I just want to date guys because at least they're not naturally predisposed to being fucking sponges for attention and money.

So, /adv/, what do I do to escape this? Are there any dating sites that actually encourage both parties to actively interact with eachother?

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>hang out with girl a few times
>obvious signs that she's into me, lots of touching flirting etc
>hosting a party and invite her along
>someone invited my ex for some reason, don't really care
>girl noticed and tells me she saw my ex and we need to 'show her up' or something
>felt like it was the right moment so I suggested she kissed me in front of her
>she laughed it off and we go to dance/listen to music at the party
>dancing with her and her Friends
>she says that my ex was staring at us, leans in to tell me
>go in to kiss her and she backs off while laughing
>dance a bit more with some more contact
>eventually she leaves and kisses me on the cheek


Have I fucked up? I messaged her the day after the party but didn't arrange to meet up or anything

Thinking about leaving her for a few days but I feel like I've embarrased myself

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The long and short of this is my husband woke me up this morning to tell me that he wants a divorce because I refused to cut my father out of my life. It comes down to that and his psychotic bitch step mother bad mouthing me and telling him to do it for months. He let me think everything was fine last night, even told me he loved me, but she was here to get him today. I'm heartbroken and spinning. I do not want this.

I have tried to be a good wife. I take care of him, I love him, I support him, I even still offer him sex even though he's been giving me the silent treatment and has been borderline emotionally abusive. I want my marriage. I don't want a divorce.

I kind of want to die right now. I can give more details if anyone wants. What do I do?

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What is up. All my good 4chan friends
I don't plan on killing myself but I am in a bit of a predicament
I met a girl online last year, whom I have grown very close to , and we sort of admit that it's a long distance relationship
I am very happy with the relationship we have and I would like to live closer to her, I'm in Cali she's in ny
Yet we're both still in school and my parents aren't the most accepting of people and I'm sure they would be great skeptics if I told them about her, well my mum sort of knows but not too much, her mom is okay with it but their family can't afford to fly her over to visit. yet my family could easily send me there and back
I'm very happy with the relationship that we have but I can tell that she is becoming more depressed as she wants me to be closer so we can have a better closer relationship, and I want to go see her so badly but I feel that my parents would never accept her simply because we met in a less traditional sense
I for one trust her completely but I need my parents to believe in it too
Ps I have it in the bank to go see her if I were to pay not my parents but I would still need to win their approval
Any directions you guys could point me in?
Pic related it's her

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How important is it to have a LinkedIn? I dislike it for the same reason I don't like Facebook.

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So I think, honestly, I have some form of undiagnosed autism. No memes, no lies.

First of all, I have plenty of friends and can fake interpersonal interactions quite well, but inside, I'm screaming.

Secondly, and biggest of all, I am hypersensitive to certain sensory stimuli. Certain touches make me cringe physically. The sun is always, ALWAYS too bright. And finally, the sounds.

There are some sounds that make me literally cry. There is a drop in my stomach, and my heart starts to beat rapidly. If the noise continues for more than a few seconds, it turns to rage and anger, and then panic and anxiety.

The noises are usually thumping noises or crunching noises. If I ever hear a door shut in another room or someone walking upstairs, I think I might literally be dying. I can only compare it to severe, severe anxiety. Tears start to flow, m chest tightens, and I can't be around anyone, or I might actually do something I regret. Obviously, this is a problem.

Also, crunching. Eating chips? Horrible. Crunching ice? Horrible. When it snows, I can't even go outside and enjoy it because the footsteps in the snow send me into a panic.

I see a therapist for depression and general anxiety, but both that I've seen don't seem to pay it any mind.

I can't take it any more. I made this thread because I was laying on my bed, playing my Nintendo DS, and upstairs, there were three footsteps. Just three. I got in such a manic rage that I started crying and convulsed, breaking one of the hinges on the DS. Fuck.

What do I do? I am terrified that the only answer is exposure therapy because I cannot handle that.

Is it autism? Sensory processing disorder? Misophonia?

Please help.

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Give it to me straight. Are my teeth that bad. They're my biggest insecurity

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Quick question, can you draw a deposit slip with pen on printer paper and have the bank accept it?

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Where's the best country to travel to if I just really, really, really want to have sex with teenagers?

I'll basically just buy a ticket to go anywhere with 16 year old hookers.

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Someone asked me where I'm going with my life the other day. I'm close to thirty. I work as an administrative assistant. I have some creative aspirations, film and prose, but I'm kind of jaded by the whole prospect.

Tonight I was talking to myself and between console gaming sessions thought about my oft floated by never realized goal of learning computer science and turning into a modern day bank robber.

I'd prefer to avoid prison, but my life is a mess anyway. I won't amount to anything. Learning how to steal money from banks and other large institutions is much more fulfilling work than pushing paper and removing staples from copies.

How would I go about learning black hat/phreaking techniques?

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So, i dont know if this is too heavy for /adv/ since its not a dating theme thread? But i thought id try. I'll greentext to keep it short.

>have a constant sense of fear and anxiety
>my whole life been like this scared to even go outside
>a hermit in adulthood
>go to therapy
>i interacted with a pedophile very closely when i was a kid
>chances are i was molested
>there is no other reason for me to be so scared and tense all the time
>Sex is very weird to me and also makes me awkward
>i almost never have sex with my bf who is understanding but also has needs
>my therapist is shit
>not helping me at all
>what the fuck do

Im so scared of everything...even the slightest bit of tension terrifies me and i freeze up. Even things as simple as my phone ringing. I dont have a license because im scared ill die in a car crash..or that i'll fail the test and everyone will mock me.

I cant live like this, can someone please give me advice?