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Is there such a girl that can fake loving you for her ill reasons?
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>>17697600
yes
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>>17697624
How?
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>>17697600
>filename
Was your father really a gondola?
I'm 22, not a bad looking guy, have a good job, and make friends alright. I'm just awkward as fuck at parties and get jealous and depressed when everyone gets drunk and everyone (but me) pairs off. I've had to leave the last few parties I've attended early because I was about to break down in tears. A couple I know saw me crying leaving a party, asked me what was wrong, and I drunkenly told them everything (virgin, can't get women, constantly rejected for dates). I feel like such a faggot, and now I avoid parties where I know they'll be there.
I understand women don't want a downer and want a Chad, but I'm articulate, smart, and successful. I put myself out there and do my best to show off my intellect, but whenever I try to talk to women they immediately act annoyed and inconvenienced, which only makes me feel even more insecure.
I don't know what to do /adv/. Am I scaring women away? If so, how can I be less creepy?
>inb4 "try online dating." I've tried multiple sites and apps, sent messages to everyone who didn't block me, and only ever landed one date (the chick looked NOTHING like the picture she posted and was this really loud feminist who was obsessed with Hillary Clinton. Even she said no to my offer of a second date).
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>>17697593
You're not confident which is a huge turn-off/scary as hell to anyone. Women get annoyed by a lot of things, be yourself and make them mold to your standards, not the other way around.
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you're dumb and probably crazy.
>do my best to show off my intellect
that sounds annoying as hell
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How do you act at parties? Standing around and moping can make a big difference between involving yourself in conversations and making jokes.
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I met a girl on coffee meets bagel that owns an ESA dog. What can I expect?
I dated a boderline for a month and it was hell. Sadly she doesn't look like this.
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>>17697574
The dog's pênis has a knot at the base that swells up to keep it inside the bitch, so make sure to keep your hand around the base if you don't want the knot going up your asshole.
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Difficult to say without knowing more. Do you know what her condition is?
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>>17697611
No I'm going on a coffee date with her soon. So I can gauge her stability.
>dating profiles:
>i like drake, watching netlfix, and wine lol
Why do these people exist and how do I genocide them?
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>>17697573
We need to vote in a Nazi
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>>17697573
Because people are happy keeping with the Kardashians, while not having to use anything more than their brain stem.
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>>17697573
Why do you fuckin care is a better question? They're not hurting anyone, so fuck off. Being vapid or predictable or boring does /= being evil assholes. If you're not into it, then don't message them.
You're just as bad as the 'cool kids' you so despise with your judgey bullshit.
Ignore my shitty Paint skills. Which frames do you like the most?
>female
>square jaw
>long face
>big forehead
>large nose with a bulbous tip
thx
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>>17697560
The black ones. They go with most outfits. The shape can be considered smart or hipster depending on what outfit you were with it, and will complement the shape of your face.
Also you're tumblr-level trash.
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None of them
Those are all SJW tier garbage
>square jaw
Absolutely not
Get thin rectangular glasses. Your glasses should compliment your facial structure, not fight it.
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>>17697591
>tumblr
I don't give a fuck, tumblr look is better than your standard autism glasses like pic related
>>17697591
I already look enough like a lesbian soccer mom, I think I'll pass
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How can I find the motivation to study?
I need to pass exams in June that will improve my life. I can never work up the motivation or discipline to study or do assignments and I'm falling behind.
I keep procrastinating.
I'd love to be able to just cut out everything in my life and study for 5+ hours a day. How do I find the will to do this?
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I came to advice to ask the same thing. Been trying to figure this out for a while but nobody seems to have an answer. sorry. bumping for answers.
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>>17697555
thats the thing about will is that you have it or you dont. you cant will will into existence.
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>>17698058
You can lose will or gain will through means. You can't "will" will itself I understand but nearly everyone started out in the same circumstances. I'd just like to find a way to adapt and get me to that stage like millions of others do every day.
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So my dumbass got a text in the middle of class from some random person asking if I wanted to see a dick pic. Egged on by friends, i said "sure?"
Long story short he sent sick pics and won't stop sending them. I've told him to fuck off and gen refuses to. I'm a minor but I really don't want to gerbil my parents involved
to;DR I'm a dude and some random asshole is sending dick pics and I want him to fuckoff without my parents knowing
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Have you tried.................
Blocking him?????
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>>17697549
You're a minor?
Ok... Um, block him, bruh. Or report him to the school or something. And delete this thread because you've got bruh's phone number online and shit.
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>>17697552
>Blocking him?????
this, just block him?
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clueless female here. i was supposed to be hanging out with two guys today, but both of them bailed extremely last minute. i'm trying to understand why, as everyone seemed enthusiastic about it a couple days ago. we all went camping together recently, and i've hung around both of them individually before for at least a couple hours at a time. it could be that this was a particularly busy weekend for both of them, as they're seniors in college. however, i can't help but feel as though my behavior might be the issue. please help me understand what might have happened. i'm happy to provide additional details if needed.
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>>17697519
Did they look interested romantically?
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it's hard to tell. i thought one of them might be, but he hasn't asked me out or otherwise made any moves.
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>>17697519
What behavior and why were you going on a date with two guys that know each other? Are you interested in both?
Anyway since they know each other they declined together and could be they wanted to do something else together that didn't include you. May be something simple.
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An ex of mine who i was still seeing and hanging out with
(We broke up in the summer)
Just told me she fell in love with someone else.
What do i do? She says we ware best friends and its close minded of me to cut of contact.
But it just hurts to much.
Ami i close minded? Is there a middle road i'm not seeing?
Why cant i do this
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>>17697495
>She says we (are? were?) best friends and it's close minded of me to cut off contact
She wants you as a beta orbiter. She's banking on the fact that you enjoy (or perhaps, need) her company so much that she can practically fuck another guy in front of you. Trust me on this. Always your ex girlfriend alone unless you can truly handle not being her man (AKA, you've over her). Otherwise, cut contact. Fuck her wants, what about yours?
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>>17697512
I know, it just seems to important to put myself before the friendship but i guess your right.
Didnt wanna lose everything just after all this effort.
I guess this was bound to happen.
Everytime we meetup its like old times and we have so much fun
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>>17697495
This is why you shouldn't be friends with an ex when you still want them back. They remain friends knowing you adore them with no intention of resuming the relationship as they cultivate the next guy. Go no contact, its the only way and take care of yourself first and don't worry what she may think.
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Why does weed affect me with so much goddamned intensity? I can never simply have a few tokes and chill with friends, from just a few puffs I get completely fucked, with tingles all over my body, atrocious co-ordination/mental processing, and introspective thought. I lose the ability to speak, and feel totally on edge and paranoid around my friends, as if I'm being judged or that they only spend time with me out of pity. I would tend to just put on my headphones and sit there in silence. I also get cataclysmic thoughts about being seen/caught.
When I'm alone (as in, after I've left my friends and gone home in silence), I really enjoy it however, and I really like laying in bed and listening to music or chilling and watching some movies. I feel like I can read movies much better when I'm high, and pick up on nuances in set design and stuff like that.
In short, what the fuck is this? I've had moments where I've genuinely wondered if it's autism.
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It just weirds you out socially. It happens to some of us. Don't think about it too much, either accept the weirdness as part of what you get from smoking socially, or don't do it.
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>>17697425
I'm the same. It's not for everyone. Smoke in environments you're comfortable, or quit like I did.
Time is young and studies are too few to see how it actually affects neurochemistry, so stay away from the pseudoscientific responses that are to follow.
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I am a happy and confident person normally, but weed does this to me too. It makes me intensely paranoid. It's not for everyone. I'd suggest not smoking and just having a beer instead if you want to kick back.
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>23
>young girl follows me on snapchat, never met her never heard from her
>do some fb stalking, find out shes friends with my little brother whose the same age
>ignore it for months, dont talk to her or snap but she always looks at my stories
>last night she texts me
>"Anon you are my god"
>Literally have never talked to her or even snapped her in my life
>Go fb creep again, shes gorgeous
>turns out shes 17 for a little longer than half a year (illegal here)
>pretty sure my little brothers best childhood friend is dating her sister
I think she might be kind of a prissy rich girl, my parents are poor and I've been on and off in trouble over the years but kinda have my shit together now and definitely will have my shit together by the time shes 18. The older I get and more shit i've been through and harder shit I go through the more of these sheltered prissy rich girls I seem to attract and I'm really into it. I definitely wouldn't risk trying to get with her when shes illegal, no way i'd risk that.
How do i go about this properly without being a creep?
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>>17697416
Y-you t-too
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>>17697528
What?
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>>17697416
You will be dating 23-18=5 years younger girl.
In 5 years the above average will finish university and got mature and stuff.
So just go for the juicy fun.
>How do i go about this properly without being a creep?
By not being creep.
I suggest talking to her.
Maybe doing things together.
And bringing condoms.
And sex her only when she wants. Otherwise it will be rape.
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I cut off a depressed and bulimic girl, I made it perfectly clear that I wasn't communicating with her again so she doesn't cling to some false hope. She was toxic in many ways and I don't think it's related to her condition, I can't say that I miss her. But I am sort of worried. What if her condition gets worse? I mean, she opened up to me and I was her pillar of emotional support for a long time.
I'm not bringing her back in my life in either case. But yeah, I can't stop thinking about it.
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>>17697360
some people gag themselves and think theyre bulimic. is she all talk or does she actually vomit.
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>>17697360
It's not your responsibility. You are not her therapist, or her partner, and you don't have any obligation to try to keep her well.
Cutting contact completely might just be a bit harsh though, why not just tone down how much you talk instead?
And I wouldn't assume >>17697365 is true, if she's calling herself bulimic she probably is. People who glamorise and self diagnose with eating disorders tend to go with anorexia, there's a weird elitism that way with those sort of people.
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>>17697360
maybe.
but what you have to remember is that its THEIR problem. you admitted she was toxic.
which means that you weren't actually her support, you were her crutch. you were someone to maybe slow down her descent. if you saw her changing for the better you would have likely stayed.
its liek they say, saving a drowning person: they'll struggle and just take you down with them.
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The only thing I've ever wanted in life was a beautiful wife and children.
I'm a 31 year old ugly male. I'm 50 lbs overweight. I haven't dated in 10 years.
The last girl I dated, we were engaged to marry, but there was a car accident, and she didn't make it, and my face got messed up.
I haven't bothered to look for a new girlfriend since. Now I'm getting too old to get a girlfriend young enough to have healthy children.
Should I just give up on finding a woman to marry and join a monastery?
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My dad didn't have me until he was 45, and I like to think I'm perfectly healthy. And that was 25 years ago.
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>>17697351
idk dude my mom had me when she was 42 or im adopted anyway 31 isnt too old my nigga
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>>17697374
>>17697351
Also, my mom was 33.
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I got a friend I've known for 7+ years now that just recently started getting insanely depressed. He seems not to really care about following through with his friends' plans and in general not interested in anything. Everytime we meet he's complaining about work, school, or friends. It doesn't help that it just seems like he's getting more toxic as time passes. He broke up with his ex cause she cheated on him a few months ago but it seems like it's taking a toll on him now.
I don't want to entirely lose contact with him but I feel like I can't have a good time with him anymore. Our conversations end up being so tense. Anybody gone through this before?
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Yes. This happened with the love of my life. I broke up with him a few weeks ago because I'm way happier than he is and I couldn't tolerate the toxicity anymore. It's okay to let people like this go. Before you do, buy him a copy of Feeling Good by David Burns. It could help him turn his life around if he reads it.
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>>17697344
A book won't do shit
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>>17697344
Shut the fuck up
>>17697336
For a friend of 7+ years, you should know the different between them going through a really tough time and them being permanently lost. Confront him. Tell him that he's been acting differently and you either want to help or know what's up.
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ladies/and guys
me and my gf have had a rough patch and i've been quite obsessive/needy recently and after an argument where we nearly finished, she had ignored me
i messaged her friday, ignored
messaged saturday, ignored and haven't bothered since
should i wait for her to message me or confront her? i dont want to sit here and wait because i would rather sort it out and get back to normal
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She's not your girlfriend anymore.
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>>17697333
girls tend to be angry for several days. for me its several months. eventually she will feel lonely and talk to you again but shes still going to hate you.
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Calm down and wait for her to reach out to you.