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You should give more details on the breakup.

Don't contact him again

>>17697866
I broke up with him out of the blue and he was very broken up about it because he always put more into the relationships than me, and I guess he feels like I don't care.

so you're her third sexual partner?

man that's hardly anything

>>17697851
Just quit being autistic dog, this is 100% a you problem and you're going to fuck around and lose someone who apparently loves you over something stupid. She's not tainted or anything just because she's fucked a guy before, there's no need to break up with her or "even the score."

>>17697851
Wow cry more. Go fuck a virgin and make her super sticky cling to you and ruin your God damn life then if that's what you want.

Most people I've met and had long friendships with (enough time to really get to see who they are through events/reactions/whatever), are pretty okay people.

Some people are just shit humans. I don't even feel bad if you are one man. Suffering might be justice if you're that bad a person.

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>>17697775

>Has there ever been a worst lie than that? I've been myself every time I tried to get it with a girl and I've been rejected in horrible manners.

Maybe you're a really shitty person. I'm not sure why you thought that "being yourself" was all that was required to develop a relationship with a woman.

Maybe you're a creep. Have you considered this possibility?

>>17697790

>I'll apply some weak mental gymnastics into the situation to try to prove him wrong, that will work!

No anon, I am a regular human being that behaves, or tries to, like any other person.

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What the fuck. No.

Why would you be mad at him over insignificant shit? No offence but your mother and female friends seem to be massive bitches. Who in the fuck goes full bananas over an accident/an honest mistake?

>>17697770
It's feminism, probably.
You could try to rationalize it with them, or, just Fucking leave it alone because you clearly have a different mentality.

https://youtu.be/pBusquWbo9I

A rational wife. Nice. You're doing nothing wrong.
Btw 1-10 how would you rate your physical appearance?

Probably, I'm into that sort of thing. How attractive is his wife?

>>17697690

Have fun. Do it. Wear the mask. Try and get a copy of the tape to "masturbate later to."

Now you have 1500 dollars. Noone knows it's you in the tape. Also you have a video of your bosses wife committing an obscene sex act. Hello career progression and good references.

>>17697711
Several problems with that
1) Hair is highly identifiable 2) Two people at least know and 3) Not into women

You're probably just overdoing it and need a break

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>>17697689

Jus b urself bro.

>>17697689
Go easy on them stimulants bro

>>17697670

>saw pretty girl with her sister and said "hey! I saw you guys online!" while walking by

So cringey.

>>17697675
Lmao fuck yourself

>>17697675
>>17697684

But actually I should say that there's no way they remember me doing this

Ignore all women that aren't trying to suck the skin off your dick. Don't question the ones that are, either.

these threads are fucking dumb

regardless of what all that new age motivational bullshit artists claim, you can't teach wisdom

just make the same mistakes that everyone else made. everything else is pointless.

Just go to school.

>>17697652

thats not the issue. the issue is that you think that literally every bangable girl only ever gets with guys who dance at clubs.

its pretty retarded. 99% of my lays dont come from clubs, its the reason i only have to go like 3 times a year when im feeling in the mood for a chase.

>>17697656
and what if you're an exception? what if i have no idea how hot the girls you bang are?

>>17697679

yes, im the only guy in the world who managed to abng girls outside of the club.

what if you're just retarded?

>>17697633
what??? You need to elaborate, your greentext is shit.

Also, she got voted LEAST likely to hookup with the manslut, meaning she has good taste. Did she find out you repeated it or something and she's upset? Are you 14??

>>17697633

what?

>>17697660
let me elaborate
>work with a girl
>both of us happen to be members of the same university club
>at work she gets voted 'least likely to bang Carl' because she is in a steady relationship
>I lightheartedly tell some of our fellow club members about her award. They hang out togetehr and are close friends.
>realize this may be seen as objectifying by today's generation of women


Is she going to think I'm an asshole? Don't women hate it when you discuss their sexual choices behind their back? Did I do anything wrong here?

>>17697631
Brush your tongue. Bad breath comes from bacteria on your tongue, not your teeth.

>>17697631
Scrub the back of your tongue. I was raised to brush my teeth until I near-vomit and my breath is always pretty minty. Also, use mouthwash.

>>17697635
I do brush my toungue, I don't have the toungue scuber on the back of my brush, so I just use the actual brush. Could that be the problem?!

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Purposely do things to make people panic sometimes

>Talking to friend
>Enter stair well
>See two people play fighting
>Within two seconds I think to scream rape and decide to do it because why not
>"RAPE! RAPE!"
>People sprint out of stair well
>Trip going up stairs from laughing too hard

>>17697628
Pics or it didn't happen.

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>>17697628
If you're not posting these pictures then your thread fucking sucks better luck next time champ.

I'm pretty sure Tinder is over.

Most female profiles are fake/guys trolling, or girls just seeking validation from men, and have no real intention of meeting up for casual sex.

>>17697634
Any apps you recommend? I would find a hooker, but that's illegal here.

be attractive. above all else, be attractive. cuz when a girl is presented with a literal slide show of guys to choose from, shes only going to choose ones she is attracted to. in real life you have charisma, charm, chemistry, actual fucking conversation, but on tinder the only thing you got before the match is how you look.

yes, SOME girls will check out oyur profile. but 99% of the time they dont actually check your profile until AFTER you match. they see if you look good in your other pics, and if you're uglier, unmatched!

then they look at profile to make sure theres no immediate red flags. even if theres just nothign there or you're too dull, they might unmatch.

your pictures shoudl be
>a 'medium' shot where your face looks really good, but they can see you're clearly not fat. no hat no sunglasses, no fuzzy, no filter, just a good clear pic from about the navel up
>a shirtless pic to show off your phisique (and lets be real if you don't have anything other than being skinny, you shouldn't be swiping right on thin girls with normal sized breast unless they are ugly in the face)
>several more different angled face pics
>a buddy pic (you and at least two friends)
>an 'action' pic of you doing something you like.

the first two are the most important. anything after that is gravy. but the more face pics the better, so girls know it wasn't just one good pic.

profiles can go any direction, but i recommend listing unique information. mine says
>october is my favorite month, total geek, lover all thigns spooky, anyone like conspiracy theories?
>lets watch a scary movie

while it may alienate some girls by making me less generic, it also makes me... well, less generic. it allows girls to actually connect with me over something. it makes you not just another guy hwo likes 'FOOD, HIKES, AND LIKE MINDED PEOPLE'.

list your stats, or at least your height. try to say something idfferent than 'hey'. i tend to say 'hey bright eyes' when i message a girl

>>17697619

pretty shit doesn't matter, as long as its peopel you like and who like you you can have a good time.


for my 18th birthday i invited all 8 of my friends, two showed up. there wasn't anythign planned. i think we roasted marshmallows at that point i remember that. but it was mostly just chill. it was also my going away party unfortunately.

thats the thing is its YOUr birhtday. so unless hanging out at your place would be 'unbearable' in any sense of the word, then it doesn't matter. if you're haivng a good time, everyone else is having just another monday. they dont care if its epic or great, cuz its not THEIR birthday.

also just ask your friends if you can go. it sucks you'r enot popular enoug hwith your own friends that they wont take you to a party.

my 18th was recently as well. i went to a nice french restaurant with my parents and brother like i do every year. it's simple but really really nice. i have social anxiety so the thought of a large thing on my birthday gives me anxiety and doesn't sounds fun. just do what feels fun to you

>>17697789
Aww. That reminds me of my friends party I went to. It's such a cozy feel

>>17697617
what? Did you forget something or not? I don't understand....... at all..

>>17697617
Does she call anyone else in the group bitch?

Have you done something to piss this girl off?

>>17697617
She's a cunt. Simple as that. Ignore her or tell her to choke on a dick.