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>>17717201
she found someone hotter, delete her.

>>17717208
This is like everyone though.

If it's a "fake" person says "hey we should hang out sometime", you ignore it. If it's someone asking you to come to an event, talk a bit about it. Message them on the day and casually confirm like "you still having that party today?".

>>17717149
Says more about /r9k/ type men than women, really.

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>>17717161
Ah yes, taking advantage of vulnerable human beings. Not a problem.

>>17717169
>one woman
>multiple men
It's easy to write off one shit person as an outlier of their gender, but it's more difficult when you see a pattern of the same behaviour.

>>17717145
No.

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>>17717171
please bro

>>17717171
checked

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If its not your fault...
You just burn inside, man.
And look for second alternative, close to what you wanted.

If it's your fault..
Ask yourself the question if you really wanted that and if you actually do
Better start working

>>17717125
i made a list of food to try in restaurants every day mostly gross asian food lol

>>17717125
your mistake was making concrete plans about your life. Shit doesnt work like that. Just take life how it comes. A famous german playwriter once wrote a really good song to this.Here´s a rough translation.
http://lyricstranslate.com/en/ballade-von-der-unzul%C3%A4nglichkeit-menschlichen-planens-ballad-inadequacy-human-planni.html

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>>17717116


0/10

obvious redpill is obvious

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>>17717118
But how exactly am I wrong? Go ahead, prove me wrong

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>>17717124

Your bait sucks, kid. Better luck next time.

>>17717095
you should probably stop watching so much alex jones because you sound like a fucking idiot

>>17717102
I honestly don't know who alex jones is...

>>17717004
People who hallucinate are convinced they aren't.

Also, probably the websites and apps you repeatedly download on each new device puts spyware (not NSA) on there and fucks with your device.

take up a hobby or something that isn't vidya games, don't worry about meeting girls or not.

>>17717064
>How the fuck do I get to know a girl?
You go to these parties, get drunk, try to flirt with them, fail horribly due to social incompetence, wake up the next day, realise what you did, kill yourself out of humiliation. I'm up to the last one now so I can tell you it's a guaranteed to work path. You'll never have to feel crippling lonliness again.

>>17717101
I actually have plenty of hobbies, but they're all things you do alone. The not worrying part has been my strategy for several years yet here I am, on the road to kill myself or become a buddhist monk or some shit.

>>17717028
Not if you're friends with a bunch of people going.
Otherwise yes.

>>17717028
no go ahead and mingle and you can leave whenever you want. I actually prefer to go solo

If you're the sort of person who sits in the corner when they don't know anyone, yes.

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Emergency room or fire department or just take apart the vacuum cleaner.

I really want to ask, but you said no. Kek.

have you tried turning it off?

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Just tell you vacuum cleaner to don't be so greedy, but first give him one more round.

>>17716967
commit yourself to exercising, realize chicken nuggets and coke will just make you fat as shit down the line idk

>>17716967
By learning about the human body. Realize that you are literally killing yourself slowly

>>17716967
Just stop and don't stop. After about 2 weeks the craving will die down

Move the fuck on, detach yourself from her, go out meet people and forget about her.

>>17716948
>she's probably getting fucked right now
And?
Why arnt you fucking someone as well?

>>17716948
well maybe you are an asshole I dont know I also don't know a solution which personally suits you but I would do the following : you need to be hard for the rest of your life now , dont trust anyone anymore. From now one your biggest pleasure in life will be to fight. Existentialist Pain itself is the reason why you live, because you want to fight until they end even though you know all the odds are against you and you know that live has been unfair to you. Now you have one advantage to your fellow "alpha man". You can actually call yourself really tough now. Life has not been served to you on a table, you had to endure it all while the others took all your interests. Be Angry and Proud. (sry for my bad English)

setting yourself on fire.

>>17716917
Now I could be wrong, but I think you're just rusing me.

>>17716923
>least painless
if you mean least painful it's blowing your brains out with a shotgun

Give them if they pay you

No such thing as a free lunch

Yes, it is wrong and it could get you expelled. Just tell them to take the fucking test, it's easy. If they get mad at you for not aiding them in cheating, fuck them.

remember there is more then one type of payment

>>17716858
College age women are generally pretty weary of 30 year old men trying to abduct them or rape them.

With that being said, It's going to be tough.

Post on CL or backpage, or alternatively just for a woman into your car and explain you will give her money if she doesn't scream

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I have tried craiglist before and even tried luring them with the prospect of free rent at my penthouse Downtown. All I seem to get are time wasters and unhealthy looking black chicks. I also think one or two uc pigs. I gotta be careful how i word it due to fair housing laws and shit

I want volleyball girls who like receiving oral not trap queens

you could try using a gun

>>17716787

Unless she's just so unattractive you can't fathom why you're with her then SHUT FUCK AND SYOP BEING A RETARDED BITCH.

If she has a great personality and you connect you should at least continue to try other wise if you have no attraction what so ever and want something better then MAN THE FUCK UP dump her in a sincere way and move on.

Don't string her along just because you have nobody else

>>17716787
>LDR
not really a gf