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Question of the millenium: how do you convince a woman that shes not fat?

>>17716112
Is she fat? And I mean by normal human standards, not American standards

>>17716113
Absolutely not. Not even the slightest bit.
Some of her dresses just dont fit anymore, but i think its because of her breasts that got a bit bigger due to her period

>>17716090
I don't want to be a downer, OP, but she probably got quadruple gangbanged at that same party and just told you about the kiss to aleviate some of her guilt.

>>17716090
Yeah, that's not OK.

>>17716090
I think you fell for the ''not all women are whores'' meme.

>>17716084
Well, you were both drunk and didn't know what you were doing, so in a just world, you both are equally responsible for what occured. However, in the bastardized feminist version of morals and the law, you raped her simply because she was drunk, and therefore hold all the blame.

>>17716084
>then she started crying

Wait what you can't just slip that in

Details

Are you in college? If yes then ya u fuked.

Just be strong

>>17716000
Like go in front off the 55 students and say "I haven't done shit, you a-holes"?

>>17716005
Stop being retarded

Well fuck

The girl that you were all over and that was all over you tonight ended up being bicurious and making out with some other chick. Maybe if you were more up front you could have made out with someone and been a little less lonely tonight. Oh well that's life though. Maybe I should just go after more conventional girls at parties. The ones that aren't looking for anything other than someone to keep then company for the night.

I'm sad right now but, hey, at least you went out tonight. I'm okay with meaningless hookups. Maybe another time. Too bad you're anti social and it was a miracle you even ended up at a party tonight.

Maybe I should just focus on getting /fit/

who knows

fuck it

I had a dream about you again tonight.

It's been 5 years and I still miss you and I hate it.

Ever since I met you again I have been contemplating my life and all the missed opportunities and failures I've had since the last time we met. It still hurts to know that you and I won't be spending our lives together, but meeting you again have opened my eyes. I have been clinging too hard on my past to the point that I never matured and I have been moving sideways in my young adult life. Hopefully there is still time to discover myself and find something more meaningful and fulfilling, where I can finally accept myself as a good person.
I won't forget about you and there is still a part of me that wishes to meet you again in much more happier circumstances.

24 yo
Just finished medical school, currently studying for residency admission exam
Kissless virgin
Friends from medical school decided to koin the army so I'm gona lose contact with them soon
Avoiding thinking how shitty my life is gonna become by studying or reading for several hours
Living the dream.

>>17714688
A lot of people end up continuing with a daily routine to keep themselves from thinking negative thoughts. While it's productive, it's not exactly healthy, but I'm sure you're already aware of that. I would definitely say be proud that you've finished med school, not many people can accomplish that! I know I was going to try, but organic chemistry destroyed my asshole.

That being said, there's more to life than just studying for your future. What seems to be the biggest problem for you then, losing friends, or your overall social situation as a whole? Mentioning the kissless virgin thing kinda sets off some bells as far as how you are perceived is a big thing for you

>>17714688
seriously dude? you think your life is shitty? You have a medical degree, friends, and your biggest worry at the moment is studying.

You are living the dream you entitled shit.

Wanna know my stats?
>finishing university with a shitty philosophy degree
>lost my virginity to a fat whore ten years older than me, haven't had sex since
>family is falling apart and I'm torn between trying to help them and trying to make something out of my life
>lost all friends because they were all alcoholic drug addicts who cost me the best years of my life
>body is fucked due to the habits said friends led me to pick up
>unemployed and burning through my savings while living on my own
>can't find the will to finish my studies because I realized how much of college is indoctrinated bullshit

Put things in perspective, you have a future as bright as a thousand suns.

>>17717556
Start popping sex pills and eat more meat

>>17717556
Jesus christ. Im 31 and im waiting for the day my dick shuts up.

Transcend sexual desire

Become a wizard

Lose all connection to the physical plane of existence

You can start by not browsing puahate in 2010-2011 back when the likes of Jsanza, harpoon and colez posted their skull theories.

You've got to SUCK his fucking COCK! COOOOOOCCCCCCCCKKKKKK ! I am h-i-g-h as fuck right now!

>>17717472
Ask open-ended questions and practice active listening. It keeps her talking about herself (which women like) and puts you in a position to be attentive and interested (which they also like). It also gives you the bonus of coming off as vaguely mysterious since you aren't talking as much as her, she'll find herself wanting to get to know more about you.

I got this advice for my last first date, and we'll have been together for a year in November.

>>17717457
>Should I fuck her
If its that easy sure. Dont be a fucking bitch when the drama comes and "feelings" get in the way

>>17717462
It's unbelievably tempting desu. Part of it is just pure jealousy, and the devil on my shoulder is telling me to try.

>>17717609
Shit im telling you to try. Just dont fucking bitch out. You gonna fuck for the sake of fucking you leave any kind of heart at the damn door.

>>17717428
Stop trying so hard. No one like a try hard

>>17717433
How the fuck am I going to get with people if I'm not trying?

>>17717440
>i work hard
Bitch youre admitting trying to hard. How about being someone that is generally interesting instead of someone who is TRYING to get people interested in him.

>>17717356
Use this momentum while it lasts because the rest of your life you will be searching this state of body and soul because you are constantly tired

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Enjoy your newly discovered bipolar disordet

>>17717427
>newly discovered bipolar disorder
dat feel when you get on a high and start becoming ridiculously productive and outgoing only for it to vanish an hour later, leaving you drained and empty and depressed for about a month until the next high comes around.

>>17717342
>"Ghosting ain't cool. Just be more forward next time and say you aren't interested"
You should have sent a "what's up?" or "are you okay?" instead of accusing her of ignoring you

>>17717342
>"What were looking for on tinder? Curing you depression?"
savage

just call her again. dont text

>>17717345

This. You acted like a baby and now she's not interested.

>>17717293
Next time use the "Ask the opposite gender" thread.

Do you need advice on how to get over your insecurity?

I'm around 6ft and I still feel short.

>>17717293
biology, women are conditioned to want a man who is strong and able to defend and provide for them because they themselves are soft, weak, and forced to raise and nurture children most of the time.

Stop bitching and lift some weights.

Eat her.....pussy... Guess she would like that

>>17717245
I would tooooo

If you just took 7 1/2 shots all at once, you won't feel all of them until about 30 mins+ after you took them.

You want to pace yourself, which you're doing a very shitty job of it you're already drunk.

Drink at least 16oz of water before you even go out. Then, since you're so drunk already, 8 oz if water between drinks or during drinking for every alcohol beverage you have.

If you keep going at this rate you'll embarrass yourself.

Coz they won't be much interested in you if you don't

Sex is about giving, otherwise you're masturbating with a vagina.

>>17717206
So they come back for more. And worship your benis/tongue/fingers. And make you a sammitch.