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>>17717694
Nothing for under $1,000 - even CDL training runs $3,000-$5,000

>>17717694
forgot to mention programming, but that is a massive time sink and doesn't really amount to anything unless you are absolutely in love with it

>>17717698
damn, got anything else for what would probably be the cheapest shit?

>>17717693
>bitches expect me to be an interesting person that brings more than the basics to the table

Guys who have that stuff to offer a diamond dozen.

>>17717702
>>17717708

>more than the basics

Like what? Seriously. Can you name anything specific that would separate a guy from the rest of the crowd


>inb4 vague shit like just b urself, have a personality lulz

>living together
>after 4 months
Nope. I say dating at least a year, as a generalisation. Short trips and talking about the future is fine, though planning something like marriage is taking it a bit too far

>>17717697
That's what I figured. He's got a few years on me and I'm only 20. I like him but I have a nagging in the back of my head that something isn't right, why would a guy want to move so fast?

>>17717705
It's usually because they have something wrong with them that makes them difficult to date - like a bad temper or they're lazy, something that makes it difficult to maintain a relationship so they're desperate to hurry and get you to invest in the relationship to make it more difficult for you to leave when their shitty behavior crops up.

Talk to your roommates, talk to your classmates, join societies, go to parties. You gotta get out there and actually do stuff, you got more opportunities than you did at high-school, so get off your fat arse and don't waste them

>expects things to be different at uni when you make absolutely no effort to make things different

>>17717619
at that age people still socialize over some stupid clique gimmick. like smoking weed or being superior to people who smoke weed or being obsessed with sex.

If I were you I'd become obsessed with fitness and other physical activities. I know you wont like that idea, but tough shit it's the smartest thing to do. Trust me.

fight for social democracy and justice (no communism pls)
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>>17717597
I know people in their late 20s who still chill and fuck around the same as they did at 19. Most of them are into partying hard, but there are probably exceptions out there. You just gotta find em.

What's your current career state? Do you have some money to throw around? What have you tried? etc.

>>17717650
My parents got me a job in IT at a company that my rich Jew relative works at, I go there 30 hours a week, the minimum amount possible. I hate the office and it's full of annoying yuppies. I talk to noone and keep my headphones on all the time. Been doing that for 2 years and I'm terrified of leaving. I am poor as fuck but I don't want to spend any more time at that god-forsaken place.

I was a stoner/music kid as a teenager, and now I really like watching youtube videos and anime. I'm a good musician and I'm into comedy, but I'm not really that funny of a person because I'm such an introvert, just always liked that nihilistic fuck-you attitude they have. Also semi-history nerd.

Just text her back saying "Awesome, see you then :)"

Kinda hard but you must relax. Talk to them like youre talking to one of your friends. Dont put too much pressure on yourself. Just chat and giggle. Also, do something fun for a first date. A lot of people do drinks and coffee etc. I like to do things like pool, golf range, etc. I feel it eases the mood and decreases the chance of awkward silences

>planning
Just be yourself.

>>17717587
Are you god damn 7?

>>17717592
I'm 22, she's 25. I can't afford to move to my own place yet because of reasons. She has zero intention to move out.

>>17717587
This has to be bait.

You have to get rid of them now. It's the only way to be with your girl anon. Or elope to another country and never look back.

But in all honesty just apologize if you seemed off and explain that you were very stressed and maybe make a lie about bad news, but they might catch on to it so that's risky. Either way you look like bitch, but at least you are an apologetic bitch who cares for their daughter than some pissy guy who doesn't like helping them move.

They'll understand. Sometimes boys have periods too.

>>17717548
Where you miserable to be around or did you just look miserable cause they have a bunch of heavy shit?

>>17717522
Go alone and make some friends while you're there, they're normally too drunk to notice if you came alone anyway

>>17717531
Or, op will go and see a bunch of people who are hanging out in groups around the sides of the club and will all stare at him as he even attempts to make his way towards them. The only girls you could pick up are major sluts who are insecure and/or batshit insane, or will weasel drinks out of you then ditch you for the chads flexing and doing shots off of some naked slut on the bar.

>>17717544
You've either never been to a club or are just really unlucky. Show up, sit down with some a group and make friends. If they offer you a drink, buy one back it's dead simple, most of them are way too drunk to give a shit about who you came with

All right, noone cares

>>17717565
You do realize these fucking threads evolve into you just crying about everything. Many people offer advice but it just gets shot down again and again because "you dont understand depression"

>>17717578
Have no idea what are you writing about.

Have you considered asking him?

You can't make him do anything. Best thing you can do is to communicate that you think interest has died down and find out why, think of a solution together

>>17717487

I once brought it up politely a while ago.

He says that he is busy.

He has a daily routine that he does most of the week. He gets up and goes to work, he goes to the gym, then he comes home and relaxes for a few hours. He then prepares his lunch for tomorrow and goes to sleep after that.

He doesn't work on the weekends.

I have seen him sharing things on Facebook multiple times during the day though.

He has told me I am a little clingy, but he says he understands because we don't see each other much.

Am I overreacting or is this a legitimate concern?

Its not just your body, caffeine and most (if not all) stimulants make you use the bathroom more.

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>>17717458
Apparently everyone shits from coffee.
I don't, I can spam that shit and still nothing.
I feel like there is a conspiracy againts me.

>>17717458

you can combine the laxative effects of coffee with the constipatory effects of antidepressants

>>17717444
Then go to sleep you fucking brit

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>>17717448
How did you know that?

>>17717453
Because it's like fucking 3 over there lmao & luck

>>17717418
There are 5 billion other "quickest sperm cells" in this world.

>>17717418
I never understood this analogy, since half of you was also an egg-cell.

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>>17717421

That is a poor style of thinking. After all there are many more planets in this solar system. Many other solar systems in this galaxy. And so on and so on.


>>17717418


Context matters. Worry more about the satisfaction you gain from your life, and less what other people think. Pro tip: they probably worry more about themselves then they do about you.

You seem to employers like a guy who kinda accepts the mundane. I wouldn't hire someone with a bachelor's degree and three years of kitchen experience unless it's a kitchen job.

>>17717451
that's the thing. I have been applying to college level jobs but no hire....

>>17717451
Would you hire someone with no experience at all and a 4 year degree?