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Hey guys! Im planning on suecide my self very soon from now. I was wondering if u could advice me on how to do it without getting my organs useful so they can be doated for people who need them. The lees harm I can make to my body, the better.
I just wanna stop living, not taking away the chance of living from others.
Thanks!

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i'm interested on expand my english so I was playing dark souls and I found interesting this poetry manner of speaking(NPC history).
How can I found more content of this kind? or how it is called? thank you!

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It's been a while since I've posted here (on /adv/) but I need some help, there are these two girls I'm interested in and I can't decide which to go after. One is an asian girl and the other is a Mexican girl. They're both curvy and attractive (but the Mexican girl has wider hips and is bustier.) I have things in common with both of them and know both of them personally so I'm not just perving on random people I don't know. I only know one of them (the asian) is single for a fact though because she told me. I have similar music tastes to the Mexican and my best friend introduced me to the asian girl when we were young.

Who should I go after?

pic unrelated i just like this guy's face, i don't even know where it's from

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Am i asexual? I haven't been in a relationship for many years due that women these days only care about men with lotsa cash. And also i'm too old to date women. Don't get me wrong i ain't a faggot and i'm attracted to women but i've lost interest in getting back to the dating game sincei have not enough money and no women will be interested in me. Is losing interest in women dueto financial isuues is a trigger warning that i might be asexual?

p.s. I ain't a fag!

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So, here's the thing, I don't know if this is a problem or not but I am kinda content this way actually.

Recently, I've started to realize the futility of wanting something, because of the hedonic treadmill. I've also realized that there's no self/free will. I've also finally realized how there's an abundance of suffering caused simply by the nature of being.

So, I've become more or less emotionally recluse, nothing really matters to me.. but not in a painful "damn it! nothing matters!" way more like "oh, nothing matters and all that is left is peace."

What would you say about feeling this way? Now, I know some of you will call me out as edgy on this, but I honestly don't see why. Some of this is just my opinion, my view.

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Not sure if this is normal and want to know if there's a way to get my gf to have "normal" sex more often.
My gf is REALY ball obsessed to the point that I'm not sure it's really a normal thing anymore. She's always trying to play with them when we're not doing anything and pretty much every morning she wants me bent over or laid out so she can mess with them and put ball cuffs on them and stuff. She's even stayed a few Times before that she wished I had four balls and I think she might be serious. Half the time instead of actually fucking she'll just rub my balls against her pussy or have me rub them on her until she orgasms then she blows me or gives me a hj but, she does it kind of like an afterthought. And a couple months ago she drilled a hole in a bench we made together and keeps having me lay on it with my dick threw the hole while she messes with them. She says it's for circulation and to cool them or some bs.
When we started dating I thought this was just foreplay or just her trying to turn me on or something especially seeing as I don't really have huge balls or anything... Every time I've asked her about this, she usually gets upset and says it's like guys liking tits. I'm not really complaining about her having a fetish, I don't mind indulging her kinks and it usually feels nice but I'm not really getting much more than what amounts to foreplay or ball worship when she does this stuff and it's a bit frustrating sometimes.
What do?

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>tl;dr can I worm my way into a social network that hosts kick backs and possibly parties by claiming it was only cause I was drunk (lie) that I tried to hook up with a hammered girl

Tried to pick up a drunk chick at a kick bad / house party (they had pong and beer and shit, music, but no dancing)

The girl was too drunk, I don't mean like "oooh boohoo muh consent" I mean like I would have had to have carried her or some shit like she could barely walk

I sat her down on the couch to try to give her some time so she could walk so I could make it out with her and fucking whiteknights started swarming, they knew what I was trying, they didn't say anything or confront me but they basically set up shop and camped out, they kept laughing and talking and shit but we all knew

We sat there for like an hour I was ready to wait till sunrise I didnt give a shit

Eventually the girl had to go to the bathroom and I was like "allright", one of her friends was more than happy to help her get up to go to it

Few minutes later and these two guys who were half my height are telling me I need to go and trying to put their hands on me to walk me out and I just push them off and walk out, door closes behind me, the end


I have an opportunity to "apologize" to one of the girls that was there because she goes to a school club I go to so it should be easier to put pressure on her because I get along well with the other members, if I say I was drunk (and I made sure to act like it while I was there and even said shit like "I need more beer"), and act all sad and apologetic and ask if she and her friends can forgive me

Can I weasel my way into their network and gain entry to future shit?

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I don't understand what's going through this girl's head
>meet qt where I work
>ask for her number
>says she has a boyfriend but gives it to me anyway
>she seems to be crushing hard on me
>comes over my house and gets drunk
>kisses my female roommate but won't kiss me
at this point I think I was just used for a good time
>after that she starts doing cutesy shit like declaring on paper that she owns me, starts stealing personal items of mine, and wearing my clothes when she comes over
>think she really really likes me
>a month passes
>no progress in "relationship" or whatever you want to call it
>always goes on about how much she dislikes her boyfriend but refuses to get physical with me except to tease me by putting her nose and lips to my face.
>not TOO many signs of friendzone at this point so I put up with it
>eventually tell her that if we're going to keep hanging out I want physical intimacy even if it's not sex
>she changes the subject or says "i dunno" whenever I make demands
>absolutely nothing has changed since then.
The last time she came over she fell asleep on my bed before she went home and had the fucking nerve to ask if I wanted to hang out again tomorrow (I said meh but then made first contact when the time came)
>this is the last stop before friendzone territory.

I'm at the point where I want to stop hanging out. She gets to come over and have free weed food, liquor, and validation and I just end up being sexually and emotionally frustrated every time. I've all but made up my mind but there are a couple things.
1)why all the cutesy shit like saying she owns me all the time
2)she has a personal item of mine she won't give back and I need it returned so I can be able to say that she didn't steal anything but my time. (closure if you will). After I get it back I'm going to slowly cut contact

3)Why the fuck do women do this shit. Attention? are you not satisfied with being called pretty or something? why waste my time and energy with your bullshit?

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>Masturbated to picture of friend
Should I tell them?

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My boyfriend posted an embarrassing picture of me online without me knowing. Should I confront him, or just break up with him? I don't like breaking up with people without giving an effort, but this was just a gross invasion of privacy...

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I need help, /adv/.

My father passed away recently. He was at the tail-end of a car accident lawsuit that had disabled him for years.

My mother (they were legally married) contacted the law firm representing him and they seemed to indicate that she might not be entitled to much more than a small fraction of the settlement that would be coming his way.

This sounds like a load of BS to me. As the widow / legal spouse, doesn't she become the representative/heir of his estate? Are there other steps she needs to take?

Please help. And if you have sources and links that could help me, I'd really appreciate that.

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Gf of a year and a half broke up with me in July bc she felt that we were different people. We were still friends who periodically ate out together to chat. For the first couple of months of being single, I was surprised by how little it bothered me, but in the past month or so, it's really starting to catch up. Late one night, about a week ago, I texted her saying that I miss her and that I understand if she doesn't feel the same way. She hasn't said ANYTHING since.

What's going on? I'm pretty confident that this means "no" but it's so unlike her to play the quite game. All I did was tell her how I felt and all of a sudden I can't get the time of day from her.

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What does it actually require to be a priest? I'm too stupid for STEM fields and I'm not creative or competitive enough for arts, and I know my health won't keep through 50-60 years of ape labour, and I'm too ugly and unwilling for sex work, and marrying rich falls under that.

Do they actually have to be good at anything? Can you bullshit your way to a theology degree, would I actually have to memorise shit?

How well do they find jobs? I've never heard of an unemployed priest.

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Can someone teach me bar/pub etiquette?

I've been trying to make myself be more social. Going out to little sports bars/pubs etc. I don't drink, but I go there to eat and I wanna talk and meet people.

I went out last night and went to the bar and there was only one open seat. It was next to an older attractive lady. I wanted to set but wondered if she was waiting on someone, so I passed it by. There was no open tables either. It was really packed so I left.

But I know it's a really stupid question and you will make fun of me, but what does one do in those situations? Just plop down. Ask the lady if the seat is taken?

And then what do I do once I've set. Ask for a menu? Then just talk to random people.

I know its simple for some of you, but seriously I have never done this stuff and it seems hard. Makes me anxious and feels like everyone is watching.

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I need some help guys. I've never told anyone this and it's been eating away at me forever. I guess I just need to get this off my chest, so here goes.

About 3-4 years ago, I played a lot of DotA2. I started playing with a group of close friends, we would get on a skype call every night and do some matches. Me, and two others, would even chat after the fact. The three of us would hang out once a week on friday. This went on for a long time-about a year or two. Every friday, we hung out. We'd go out and eat. We'd see some movies. It was pretty cool. Just a bunch of nerds doing stuff, though mostly we just sat around and talked.

And then I did something fucking retarded. Me and one of the three, i'll call him T, were getting close. Real close. We'd horse around, we'd talk to each other privately, we'd wrestle with each other and what not. I'm sure you can already see where this is going. I liked hanging out with T. He was really endearing, he liked stuff like Touhou and had a tumblr and everything, but he was very attractive. Blonde hair, blue eyes, had a high pitched voice, and was incredibly feminine, and I cannot stress that enough, this guy was ridiculously girly, which was a stark contrast to me, who is bearded, has a deep voice, and whatnot.

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