Went to get my hair dyed blonde for Halloween this year. It was a pretty fancy place with some of the most expensive cuts around, I cut my hair all the time there and they're extremely professional, so I trusted them.
The guy fucked up twice. My hair is light brown/dark blonde, first time I went there he made me a ginger. I got home and immediately called them, so they told me to go there the next day to fix it. Not only did he burn my scalp to extreme amounts when bleaching my hair, but he left the hair dye for almost an hour, burning my scalp even further, and making me lose some hair in the progress. And he got the color wrong again. It looked orange. Thankfully I managed to go back to my normal hair now.
Could I sue them for all this damage they caused?
Why are murrikans so obsessed with sueing everyone and everything?
>>17721238
I don't know, why are you so obsessed with witch-hunting americans when english isn't even my native language?
>>17721241
>waaaaa stop witch-hunting me
More typical murrikan self-victimised behaviour.
why should I put in the time and effort to obtain used roast that Chad can get with no effort?
>>17721210
u should probably put the time and effort into not being such a fat dumb piece of shit lmao >>>/r9k/
>>17721210
becuase you want to.
but if you dont want to, then dont do it. no one says you SHOULD want to or have to want to.
do whatever you want. we literally don't care.
>>17721215
I think we've got a toasty roastie on our hands boys.
I want to know how you felt about your life and life in general pre - first getting laid and post - getting laid
What changed? Absolutely nothing.
>>17721171
it did not change shit i was just like "cool" so yea. She was loud as shit and came a lot so that was nice, but yea idk what you're trying to get out of a question like virgin lmao
>>17721171
virtually no difference. sex was still only a small tiny facet of life, similar to masturbation.
masturbation does not change life. just small parts of your day.
Date just ended with hospital.
>Known girl for years
>I'm 22, she is 23
>She is 4'11" so fucking tiny
>Our first date ever
>Things go well and I take her back to my place
>Long story short we start having sex
>My dick is only 6.5 inches, but its rather thick
>I eat her out a bit, and get her ready
>Lube her up
>Go to put it in
>Its not going in
>She tells me to force it
>I do so
>More tight that any other vagina I've ever felt, fucking insane
>I go really slow, don't want to injure her
>Everything seems fine
>Suddenly she says she is in pain
>I pull dick out
>Blood fucking EVERYWHERE, lucky I had a condom on
So I asked if she was on her period, and she said no, and that she was also in tons of pain. I asked if she wanted to go to the hospital and she said yeah. So I drove her there, and waited around in the lobby while she was being checked out. She called me back after the examination, and apparently she has some weird cervix issue that my dick severely agitated. She said she hasn't had sex in over a year, or stuck anything inside of her aside from a finger or two, which is why she didn't know. The doctor told me I'd have to take it super easy on her for a while.
So I basically put my date in the hospital, and while I helped her get back home, it was super awkward, and I felt pretty bad. Should I even bother talking to her again or what? I know I couldn't have known, but I still feel bad, because she was in a ton of pain. She thanked me for not bailing on her at the hospital, and for driving her home, and I apologized a few times, but that was that.
What do I do now?
hlep
>>17721142
>Should I even bother talking to her again or what?
of course. you showed kindness by driving her to the hospital and waiting for her. call her and ask her if she feels better and blabla
Show her you care by asking her out on another date.
There are people on my facebook who are dating somebody, but not only do they just hide their relationship status, they have it posted up as 'single'.
Why is this a thing? Are they afraid that facebook official='too serious'? Or is there something else to it?
Because FBO is silly high school shit.
Posting a picture together is the new relationship indicator now.
>>17721124
But why leave it as single if you aren't single? Why not just say 'in a relationship'?
>>17721128
Because no one gives a fuck. The people most important in your life and other people you hang out with KNOW that you're dating someone else, so it's redundant. It's the same reason for me not posting my job on FB. I have one, but I'm not gonna post that I work at Buttfuck Industries.
>tell us why you would be a great team member and what sets you apart from other candidates
How would you answer this bullshit?
i give great BJs
but srsly, i would say something along the lines of being an excellent learner (good at learning from watching others), hard worker and have a strong work ethic.
and also talk about experience you've had working in a team. i don't have work experience working in a team -really-, but i have experience working in teams while i was studying, and i got very good grades, so i'd talk about the success i've had in that regard, even in a group of people i didn't know beforehand, and even when not everyone in the group got along, i would work hard to ensure everyone was doing the right thing when i had to.
usually interviewers want you to give them an IRL example of what they're asking you about.
>I'm a problem solver. Whenever I encounter a challenge all I think about is how to overcome it and what resources, people, and knowledge that will help me do so.
>I think my GPA will attest to my confidence here
That's what I'd say
>>17721129
This.
Also, mention you are comfortable leading, but work great as a follower as well. Tell them you are always trying to learn and improve, and want the same for your team mates, because it means that everyone's work will be higher quality.
In terms of how you are different from others, say something along the lines of "I'm the kind of person who takes any job very seriously, and I am always seeking ways to grow and excel. Whether I'm sweeping a floor, in charge of a till, or leading a team. I'm committed to every task."
Hey guys, I am a 22 year old male currently in the university living in Western Europe, in my country it's quite common for people my age still living with their parents and not getting part-time jobs most of the time so do keep that in mind while reading my post.
So, short story short, I am graduating around June 2017 but until then I have plenty of free time, A LOT of free time, I've finished all my exams last week and since then I've been waking up at 3-4pm every day and going to bed way too late.
I want to make a change, I am already feeling like a useless member of society at the moment so I am accepting tips.
I'd like to start by finding a part-time job but I really have no idea where to start, what part-time jobs are a no-no, what are good part-time jobs (or less shitty ones), I guess I am accepting any tip in general. I'd like to save this money to travel a bit and to help my family pay for my masters degree in 1 year.
So I guess I am open to tips and advice regarding going into this "brave new world" for me. Thanks in advance!
Gym.
The earlier you start the easier it is to continue
It'll even help your future job prospects
What kind of things do you like? Do you live in a big city?
>>17721081
I have considered it, I have a close friend who attends daily and it helps him a ton. I am just not sure if I am the gym type, I've thought about joining the Judo Dojo from my university club, it'd help me keep in shape and at the same time I think learning a self defense tool would increase my self esteem (I always avoided fights pretty well, but I think just knowing that if things escalate you have some tools to possibly deal with the situation would result in an increase of self esteem).
I feel like I'm a very unattractive person and I was wondering if anyone had any advice. Pic related was taken a few weeks ago, here's an album of some pictures I took of myself today while sailing http://imgur.com/a/srKyj
You've got an attractive face. Your only problem is that you're prematurely balding.
As you get older, you will develop a more and more rugged masculine look. Embrace that--unlike most people, you will grow more attractive with age.
>>17721056
If i am to be utterly hypercritical of you:
1) Nah, balding aint the most attractive thing, but also not the end of the world
2) Your bone structure is definitely above average.
3) Overall you're definitely above average in attractiveness imo
You need hair
I am way too susceptible to authority figures. Its probably because of my childhood or something, idk, but its a problem.
If someone with even the slightest bit of authority (lecturer, security guars, landlord, even "that popular guy" in my social circle) crticizes or accosts me my heart will race, I'll feel like shit for 2 or 3 days and I'll replay the moment in my head for literally months. This can be ridiculously trivial - a librarian telling me to be quiet, a receptionist telling me I put a nonrecyclable in the wrong bin, whatever.
My friends find it very easy to get some proper perspective - if their boss at their shitty retail job chews them out, theyll just go home and laugh about it with me, dismissing their boss as unimportant in the grand scheme of things (because he is) and maybe even swearing at the boss and insulting him. I could never do that.
Recently I've been trespassing on rooftops to get cool views of my city, and for the first time yesterday a homeowner caught me on their roof. The guy just told me to get off his house, and wasnt really that rude considering, but for some reason I cant explain that encounter with a COMPLETE stranger that I EXPECTED to happen at some point has really got me down in the dumps.
I hate being this subservient. I feel like that fucking guy in A Clockwork Orange. How can I fix this?
>>17721020
Bump cause I can relate
>>17721020
idk it sounds like you have a low self opinion of yourself. Maybe you feel weak comparative to them? out of curiosity, which city?
>>17721020
>librarian tells you to shut up
>receptionist tells you you put the thing in the wrong thing
>you broke the law by trespassing on someone's property
>how do I stop being subservient???
That's not the issue. The issue is you need to stop being a goddamn prick. Everything you listed was a wrong caused entirely by you. You SHOULD feel bad, because you're breaking rules and laws. So stop breaking rules and laws and there won't be anyone who scolds you.
I'm super fucking pissed, can't sleep because of it
What should I do in this situation?
>>17720992
smoke weed lmao
yell at me, im feeling pretty shit too so no good mood to spoil and blah blah blah just go
what are you pissed about?
>>17720992
Ask yourself why you are angry.
Ask yourself what are your other emotional options.
Choose a less aggressive emotion.
Reassess.
Repeat until calm.
This is mindfulness.
>24 year old virgin
Help me get laid /adv/. I'm 5'10 skinny fat 150 lbs. pretty much no social life outside of talking to people in school and work. Where do I start?
I don't recall making this thread, but it is eerily similar to my life. I think we are the forgotten people, OP
Why don't you go the gym?
>>17720980
Follow this step by step guide and don't pussy out on any of it, and you'll get all the pussy or dick you want
If you're gay\bi:
>download grindr
And you're done enjoy the cock and ass
If straight:
> download bumble, only girls are allowed to send the first message
> respond to any and everyone even if landwhale, and practice talking even if it is just over the app and have no intention of meeting them
> that gets you some practice
> when you find a cute enough, and please do lower your standards if you're an awkward virgin because you need experience to net anything better than a 5/10, continue that conversation for a day or two and offer to get a coffee or something similar in a public place
> repeat until relationship or fuckbuddyship occurs, some girls are very blatant about what they want
> throw all morals around treating women fairly out the window, the goal is pussy so if you have to make a girl think you actually give a shit about her only to pump and dump it, do it.
> repeat and raise standards
Also start working out, skinny fat is easy to turn into toned if you follow the
>>>/fit/
Sticky's basic work out plan like three times a week and don't eat absolute garbage for every meal, you'll be able to raise your chances exponentially if you do that
And the most important rule of all:
DONT GIVE UP
If fucking 1/10 uggo shit lords that weigh 300 lbs can get laid, and believe me I've seen it happen, it's literally impossible to not find pussy to penetrate
guys i've been looking everywhere to find this M&M mug to make a joke to my brother. please help me find that and ill give you 1000 internets
Do monasteries have some kind of requirements for entrance? Like a background check or something? Can anyone just walk in and say he wants to become a monk?
>>17720898
Identify which religion/type of monk you want to be. Use Google to learn about the process monks of that denomination go through to become monks.
You're going to look like a big retard if you just show up at a monastery and ask how to be a monk.
>>17720918
I'm white and have zero interest in learning another language so I've settled to christian. I'm trying to google that shit right now, I just thought at least one of y'all might have something useful to say, even if you don't.
>>17720929
except for how he did.
i need help guys, i took about 17+ advils & i was wondering if that would kill me (i'd assume not) and how it could effect me.
It won't kill you, maybe stress out your liver a bit but that's it. Over the counter pills are a quarter of prescription level and even those levels are safe to take for a few days on end.
>>17720846
Yes, go to the doctor you fuckin weirdo
>>17720846
Why?
Do I need to be attractive to talk to a girl?
If she's attractive, yes.
No, just talk to them while they're working. Most service oriented jobs like McDonalds have a rule where you can't use hate speech like creep or rapist.
>>17720856
What if she is attractive but she doesn't know it?